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Traube_Minze

i thought it was a tf2 meme for a sec but nope


tzc005

Actually, that would be your mother!


Chen_reddit

*Spy laughter*


Mutantwarsushi

Here lies scout. He ran fast and died a virgin


IAmTheMeOfMyself

The life of the fastest kid in primary


Ersinesat

*also the one who steals health*


Ersinesat

Same


HeinzPaste

Raise an army of Compy instead, the damages they can inflic To beach bobs is astounding


soepie7

Dimorphs, they are also surprisingly good against large targets because their target will have problem hitting them.


gunsmyth

Stegos wreck them with the AOE attack. Other than that dimorph death ball is my go to.


APotatoPancake

Back when I played PvP I would keep a bunch of vultures and dimorphs on aggressive following a peachy on top of my base. It's really good to deal with people trying to cheese your turrets with quetz and penis horse trapdoor builds. I was breeding them so when they were finished leveling they had around 4000HP and 400%melee; but, I also made sure they had 200% moving speed.


HeinzPaste

*yes i know i cant spell for shit


IAmTheMeOfMyself

Shit*


Candoran

I recall I was on an instatame server, a pego stole something from my inventory... unfortunately for him, he stole some taming food 🤣


CallMeSaltine

That's beautiful tbh


The_Hawk4

Taming icthyornis to raid people is meaner than wiping them with a level 400 mana


honkster420

Thanks for the laughs that was hilarious


cbergstrom62

Happy cake day


honkster420

Thanks 😁✌


CultOfWeaselRabbits

Happy Cake Day! :D


honkster420

Thanks 😁✌


FANTOMphoenix

Megaraptors


dixkslayer69420

Yh Nothing micro about them


derpordurp_69

It’s actually a good strategy for base defense because they’ll just steal somones entire inventory


Icefrisbee

I wanted to go on a boosted server and set up a base with a bunch of boxes you have to break to Greg ghat that are filled with things like micro raptors pegomastax and purlovias. Maybe some is kentros to since they would damage there things killing them in the process to.


nikniuq

Should watch some of the xonewingx pego trap bases.


LeToastyBoi360

I like pegos for that reason, and Icthyornis is a decoration for me, I put them on a railing in my base so they are like real seagulls


WolvenSpectre

You don't have seagulls where you live, do you.


LeToastyBoi360

Seasonally


WolvenSpectre

OK, because I have never got why people keep calling Ichthyornises 'seagulls'. I get that in game slang doesn't have to be accurate, but I also keep seeing people that they look like them and I don't see it. They are pelican-like and I have never seen seagulls perch on anything in a row, but pelicans boy howdy have I seen images of that allot. ​ Seagull [https://varmentguard.com/uploads/permanent/f8f2098da824b77447887be569c8990d](https://varmentguard.com/uploads/permanent/f8f2098da824b77447887be569c8990d) [https://www.falcones.co.uk/falcons/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/bird-3198704\_1280-707x471.jpg](https://www.falcones.co.uk/falcons/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/bird-3198704_1280-707x471.jpg) Pelican [https://cdn.download.ams.birds.cornell.edu/api/v1/asset/304463771/1800](https://cdn.download.ams.birds.cornell.edu/api/v1/asset/304463771/1800) [https://oceana.org/sites/default/files/styles/lightbox\_full/public/brown\_pelican.jpg?itok=BiGPifos](https://oceana.org/sites/default/files/styles/lightbox_full/public/brown_pelican.jpg?itok=BiGPifos) Ichthyornis [https://i2.wp.com/progametalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/AKICH-1-1.png?fit=628%2C355&ssl=1](https://i2.wp.com/progametalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/AKICH-1-1.png?fit=628%2C355&ssl=1) [https://www.dododex.com/media/creature/ichthyornis.png](https://www.dododex.com/media/creature/ichthyornis.png)


LeToastyBoi360

Icthyornis acts like a seagull, which tend to steal fish from puffins and other coastal fishing birds


LeToastyBoi360

This is much like how the Icthyornis steals food that you gather and eats it


LevelUpGavin

the Icthyornis shares certain traits with both. I've always just seen it as a seagull, honestly.


Sub_to_itsben

“It’s a waste of time Jerry”


Joatorino

Same energy as using microraptors


nikniuq

I used to have a microraptor line and always ran with one on my shoulder. Used to be good for taking out people on soakers or making an escape when you get jumped. This was before all the pokeballs and gundams that made me give up on the game.


Joatorino

I still use microraptors when PvPing. They are insane if you have the proper setup/know how to use them. Specially with a mana, yo you freeze someone then you throw the microcunt at them its a guarranteed stun. Also they take 1 rare flower to tame, theres literally no reason not to have one


Prize_Fondant_7654

Bonk indeed my friend, bonk indeed.


LevelUpGavin

Böñk.


Prize_Fondant_7654

Bjïøñçķ


bigbrainchurro07

Professionals have standards


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AugTheViking

Comparing gay people to those bastards is pretty insulting towards gay people.


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AugTheViking

That's just straight up homophobic.


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Printerdog

I can bet all of my left socks that you are a middle schooler


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Printerdog

No, i owe you all of my left socks.


Dawn-Of-Dusk

What a fucking dumbass


Printerdog

Ikr imagine being homophobic AND not knowing how to read in 2021 smh 🥱


popcornisprettygood

I mean okay I like extra socks


Chellzie

Phobia: an extreme or irrational fear of or aversion to something. Copied straight from the dictionary. It doesn’t have to be a fear and you say “I’m not scared of gays” is something I have heard 100s of times, always from homophobic people. Safe to say your homophobic


popcornisprettygood

Down w the aids makers


Chellzie

You incapable of giving a proper response or something? Not really surprised, a link between low intelligence and intolerance has been proven multiple times.


popcornisprettygood

You think you can hide behind your eloquence and moral superiority like it matters, it’s cute


Chellzie

Not hiding behind anything at all I’m presenting myself fully. It’s not hard to be superior someone who hasn’t progressed since the 80s. Edit: nice account you have there.


LevelUpGavin

Pretty rude if you ask me. Better to just leave it and drop it. 👍


popcornisprettygood

Cry about it 🥱


Cmoore1217

Geez lol you gotta watch out being homophobic in Reddit you’ll get crucified.


AugTheViking

Well no shit, homophobes deserve to be crucified. If you hate someone for something that doesn't affect you in any way, then you're, objectively speaking, a piece of shit.


Cmoore1217

I mean yeah it certainly is bad lol but his right to believe it’s wrong is just right as yours to believe it’s right. I personally tho think that the way he did is appalling, I’m not going to get upset about it tho.


popcornisprettygood

Lmao


Bluesharkie09_sharks

F u


popcornisprettygood

🥺 my feelings 🥺


Bluesharkie09_sharks

Didn’t have any to begin with


Bluesharkie09_sharks

Ya don’t even have a profile


popcornisprettygood

Do I have to? Lmao it’s Reddit


Bluesharkie09_sharks

Kinda


Cmoore1217

Geez lol you gotta watch out being homophobic in Reddit you’ll get crucified.


panzerman13

But the pego rides on your shoulder and you can throw them at people >:]


WolvenSpectre

Icthys are also good for prime.


Kandorek

Funfact, i was breeding pegos when they came out and found out you can use about 15-20 to kill a rex by getting it stuck in the fall animation because it stands on a carpet of pegos.... also looks funny as fuck if you send 30 to attack a player in the redwood and the ground starts moving


julez_020

Thats just cruel


Interesting_Fox5771

Tame him