T O P

I have Ark...

I have Ark...

IceOrthrus

If I bred her with her father the offspring would be much better looking and have better stats


Pikasal07

Sweet home Alabama


Fluffy-Designer

*banjo music intensifies*


groovierq

Roll Tide!!


WraithNS

Ooh! She's pretty! Sweet and I have bolas! Okay so I'll just club her, bring her back and she'll make a nice addition to the others I have. Man I love looking for colours!


[deleted]

No no, just go back in time far enough and this is fine


xVenomDestroyerx

u mean the 50’s?


Nabous

No the 69's


The-Deep-Dreamer

Aaaa I see what u did there


glitchyboitellem

Farther


Tyrannical4

49?


glitchyboitellem

Good enough


Entity_29

Fart - her


AnalCauliflower

It's funny cause bolas means balls in portuguese


andraykens

I'm Portuguese so I was bit confused when I sarted playing, the whole game was in English but there was an item called bola=ball so o taught it would be a volleyball ball or a football (soccer) ball so I crafted to play. It wasn't a ball. (real story)


PatoA112

Also in Spanish lol


kami2283

Broken and runs like a wobbly deer with shattered legs on sheet of thin ice. Abused by her fans so that others can't and don't want to play with her. Yet beautiful, fun and bags of potential if she was owned by the right people.


fat_DuD

I'm only keeping you until I find something better.


ItsEnderDiego

That a fast way to start a boss fight


PhoenixTheMighty

Wow it’s got a lot of weight


FortuneTaker

Literally the best one I’ve seen 😂😂


Red-Freckle

She's pretty slow though


TheBouncySeal

I’ve been in this shit hole for 3 years and I desperately want to leave but keep staying


Accomplished-Wind206

Same


Luzer1211

are you ok


uss_essex_CV-9

Is anyone who plays this game okay? I think not


Luzer1211

true


bigfatcarp93

Thank god Diablo Resurrected is coming out soon


Madcowdseiz

Hard to get to those obelisks on Abb, eh?


Apprehensive-Ear-960

Yeah, it's hard not to stay in the same spot. Found one right next to water, with a very occasional drop that sometimes gives me good loot or lets me transfer to maintain some other bases, but most of the time, it's just surrounded by scorpions and raptors.


littleninja06

I'll just say that if youre playing single-player, water pipes are suprisingly cheap


EnigmatiCarl

Wrong color. Kill it. Edit: this is the most upvotes I've ever gotten. I just have to say kill someone because wrong color. 🤣


AlmightyWaffleGod

I love to feed children to their mother.


WaxWings66397

This is definitely the best so far


WaxWings66397

And by best I mean it’s so wrong it’s amazing


Scout_Serra

It’s fucking hilarious to me because my white cousin and her pasty white boyfriend had a black baby together and he acted like nothing was wrong.


7266aa

Hey just a mutation nothing unnatural about that.


cungryhunt

Worth it for the boosted stats.


calistark12

probably got an oxygen mutation too


drdinkster

You already know he got that wasted movement D:


BROOKXS

😭evil


FrontRow38x

LMAO


calistark12

bad weight kill it


Gusari

OOooooff


DirEnGreyKasumi

There's too much spoiled meat.


HerrOber11

Lmao this one got me rolling Rotten meat on a human, why is that even funny


Secure_Secretary_882

I knocked her out, tamed her, and bred her with one I’d already mutated.


wafflezcol

Uuuuuuh


SadamHuMUFFIN

I just really need a break from this constant fucking, every second it fucks me and if by some miracle I happen to weasel my way out and get some peace it just follows me around trying to fuck me even harder because it missed out before.


IceOrthrus

Inaccurate, you havent tried to have kids with someone yet


FrontRow38x

😭😭😭😭


RealEddieBlake

We should have enough narc to keep her down


dragonmoto

I need a gas mask before I go into this cave


angeloulita87

I’m done 😂


IAmMyOwn_God

So you made this post so you could show off your comment? 😂


M_Mesa

Just breed her with her father and get a better one.


Coyotetrickster1

I've had this one for awhile. I've got a better one on ice. I think I'll just give it to my friend


IBreedBagels

I need meat... Where's the babies.


A_PartTime_Astronaut

I’m going to let the whole tribe breed her


strawhatpirate25

Underrated comment


dragonmoto

Why are there so many death bags in here?


sp_blau_00

Why do I hear boss music?


Razz956

I’m going to force feed her some more narcotics, she’s about to wake up!


carpenterhound

I love having triplets.


Jaymus54

i should knock it out with a club.


Doraleux

"You're going to be my breeder"


Johniewolverine

Breed the mutated child with the mother


RobloxHellspawn421

Ark fucks me daily


AcademicRisk

Damn she’s pretty! I’ll just knock her out and shove her full of my meat until she obeys me.


Advanced_One_4525

Breed faster


MrBootmen241

I keep looking for something better but I always end up coming right back to you


ALR-Sniperz312

This boss will be available in 9:58...


Rhesusmonkeydave

The stuttering is a dealbreaker


BreddaCroaky

Literally wasted 18 months of my life on this shit


69BurGeR69

Nah they mean what true about only ark not both ark and your gf


Prudent_Shop_7293

You could fit a 6 man tribe in there!


unpersonen

Let's do some narcotics


Redditor7321

I really need to invite some friends


that-one-xc-dude

I might just harvest it for meat because it’s costing me too many resources to keep around


BoltFlashun

I love ark


Simplyavendetta

Bro your relationship doing ok?


Krokagnon

Stockholm syndrome


Tasty-Kakess

If the baby doesn't come out with your stats, I'm gonna kill it with a club.


GrevilleApo

See, males are awesome because they can just fuck without limits and slam babies into anyone I so choose. But for some reason the females have a vaginal cooldown so we should get lots of girls here to pump his babies into. Slaughter the weak.


Gatekeeper-Andy

Honestly I don’t care if it’s not the best, I love riding it cause it’s fun.


Swiftest_Fox

Moschops ftw!


ArkGoddess

This doesnt look as good as I remember.


Candid_Meal7706

I wonder how much that giga weighs


wafflezcol

Half these are incest jokes


uss_essex_CV-9

I think more like a quarter but still there's a lot of incest jokes here.


wafflezcol

There were a lot less comments to sort thru so when i commeneted yea it was half


uss_essex_CV-9

Now if you're going to tell me that half of these are sex jokes I would say no bullshit like 3/4 of them are sex jokes. End my suffering please


Substance_This

Did you leave the gates open?


ChewyUrchin

I’m in a committed relationship with ark


Chafgha

The bushes hide a lot of bugs.


Rea1EyesRea1ize

Ew


dragonmoto

There are to many survivors in this cave


gamingfreak207

Otters are better than [gf]


i_rape_monke

Time to imprint


cheeseie

Its worth the money


MonarkranoM

I named my newest pig baby Shit Machine.


CollapsedPlague

Just dive in the crack and pull out an egg


Ok_Albatross_23

I can't wait to ride this giant hairy ape


A_PartTime_Astronaut

Eat shit and die if you can’t get out


NoAttempt9703

This game sucks 😭


MoistDragon42

Its too hard


Drykanakth

Piece of fucking shit let me tame you faster you fucking piece of crap


NotNotLogical

Didn’t get her mom’s stats, she’s dead


dbombDOTcom18

It takes a lot of time but itll grow on you. Then you mess up and quit


uss_essex_CV-9

And then you come you come back because you need to give ark a second chance. And then it hurts you when you leave and then you come back again. It's like a bad habit it never goes away but you want to get rid of it


BROOKXS

i love when she has little mutated babies!


Longfacejumpyboi

It started off well but now it's getting too difficult, I should probably just cheat.


Nearby-Doughnut420

It's much better with friends, or even some nice strangers


PrinceySnipez

I tamed it while it was unconscious down by the river


yukiosoltero

I have it


HerrOber11

Oh no, not another brown one, just kill it PS, its about parasaurs


Video_Mode

Bloated with lots of information and spaghetti


earthquakegamer

Yo theres alot of old and creepy looking stuff in here


Cereal_png

Dogshit level


vikingr41der

What i really need is a gas bag.


CandidateOk2966

Bold of you to assume that anyone who plays ark has a gf


raftsinker

Well my boyfriend and I play but literally last night he said he wanted to take a break for a while from the game... I told him I didn't believe one word he said haha. Might be the months of building up a really good base without getting raided and then finally getting raided this week by a strong tribe. Oh well.


Smarifyrur

yea, i dont. but i am married :D


VVHY_N0T_P0DCVST

I love you


crazzer005

takes up too much space


Gusari

I just wish I could beat it.


Accomplished-Can508

Ima tame this bitch


Blipnarf-The-Boneles

Ive bought it 4 times


Pillar_man_5

For inbreeding enthusiasts


twjjones

It exist


meandthem1

this one doesnt fit for breeding


ph30nix01

My god so much fur on that 🦫


flatearthvaxxer

What do I name her?


shaolin_slim

I really enjoy spending time with you


Kingfargleson

Ark never left me


Scaralda

I'm gonna drug you and force you to eat my meat


Smarifyrur

Ill just log in for a little while


gijspranger

One i do have the other i dont


AGENTRAIDR

For god sake this baby has no mutations *pulls out shotgun*


Klaumbaz

Smithy, Forge, Bed, Chest. I'm DONE decorating the base...time to play.


Belliott_Andy

This fucking dinosaur won't get off my dick


ButtKnuckle23

"I've been practicing in single player all day but it's still so hard!"


420skep

i bought her 3 years ago when she was on sale


NotACringeyUsername

I've never been fucked so hard in my life


Kukiryu

This pig looks like a good ride


MobyHugeFun

You're too big


Fern-Sken

She ate everything in the ..... trough.


Resiful

You make me happy.


comfort_bot_1962

Hope you have a great day!


GoggleMC

If i use the Power Of Incest it will have better mutations, DAMNIT wrong color, gotta kill it now.


SuchAd1139

Shitty/not always the best


Heather2k10

I just kept shoving meat into her mouth until she tamed.


TopCertain9105

We can keep this baby but not the others. Kill them.


maggot_soldier

How do i put the saddle on her? She just keeps running away... Oh i need to tame her first? How do i make tranquilizer darts?... (2 hrs later) Omg i killer her.


NKVD-is-here

Shit it's not agroed.


DrUppercutt

Where did I put my breeder?


milk_man_adventurous

I'm gonna kill the baby because it not mutated


v4por

This one isn't worth breeding.


elons_musky

Your beaver is weak


RedditEdgy

Ill kill her babies for her to level


Cheesyduck126

It exist


LyvenKaVinsxy

Why do women pass out faster then men?


eatdafishy

Is always there for me


Meet_your_Maker_LL

God damnit it came outta no where.


TheDragonsKing445

Exists


kamenriderracer

I hate it


TheHersheyMaverick17

I have it


Bigmacaroni129

Tamed with broth of enlightenment


CulturalShallot2710

I have it


Gee-1156

It's completely useless


MrBurnsgreen

I love Ark


puglord35

Sucks big D :(


NateOkc4

It's a love hate relationship


abominablewaffle

Would you look at that , a brown drop.


ttvNiels

I have ark.


OppaiDragoon

I seen your rex tape...


warbreed8311

A little narcotics, a little food and boom, a new baby factory for my stable, and if you disappoint...well your base attack fodder.


TimmyTur0k

Now to breed her with her father/brother!


gbuk34

It exists


yup_its_meh

Incest is key


AlphaShadow66

It exists


HerrOber11

Lets just breed her with a father and hope the kid is heavily mutated, strong and shit


Mr-Mett

I have ark 🥲


Professional_Tone316

I have ark


GMAN25639

I have Ark


I_See_DeadPeoples

I beat it pretty easily.


APugDealer

I get fucked by it every day


zer0AK

Damn It dies!.. Well, lets punch a New one


LADLAD4000

Gimme your poop


bardwick

I love the bleed on that thing.


Lebarras2969

That’s a trex


batsuz

I think I'll go put on some hazard gear and explore the trenches.


Born-Ad7675

This one has too much stats out in to weight, not good for breeding at all.


AtomicSpazz

Ark will never leave me


DadToACheeseBaby

I never played with it 🤷