By - L_40S
Struggle, Pain, and Suffering
When a comment has more upvotes than op
Gets more rewards too
This is the exact situation that word is for though lmao
Yes but that person was trying to ratio the commenter
I don’t really see how you came to that conclusion but honestly i don’t care enough about this situation to continue past this comment
You mean “gameplay”
It’s not underrated anymore lol.
Not for long
Beach bob with their parasaur & dilo in front of a thatch shack.
this makes me feel nostalgic for some reason
My first time playing Ark was when it was in its early alpha stages. I built a thatch shack by the beach and tamed a dodo by routinely beating it over the head with a club and force feeding it berries. You could pick up sea shells back then, but they didn’t have a use.
Ark is one of those games you can never play for the first time again.
Crossing a river in ark for the first time is an absolute nightmare.
Incorrect sir. Crossing the river at any point in the game on foot is a nightmare not just the first time.
yeah i remember the shells! also my first night in ark, it was scary, i somehow miss all that lol.
My first time playing, wandering the beach, a trex came clambering out of the jungle, knocking over trees, feasting on the other Dino’s in the beach , then? The trex turns to me, I try to run only to turn to see a freaking UNICORN rearing up in all its grace and glory!! I stood transfixed as the unicorn charged the trex. Obviously, the unicorn was eaten, and I offered myself to the trex in reverence of this game. Hooked ever since.
I've been playing different maps for about four months now and just saw my first unicorn today! He evaded me
My nephew and I would never go out into the wilderness during the night lol. We would wait until dawn to go out.
I’ve honestly lost the passion for it since I started playing maybe 2 years ago… I’m trying to teach my friend to play but I can’t find the joy in it I once did when I was learning it for the first time
Where did the term beach bob even come from anyway ive used it for years but i have no idea how it started
IIRC the original default name used to be Bob, so you would have a bunch of Bobs on the beach, being the new players who didn't realize you could change your name.
Ah okay well thank ya i never knew!
Female rex, male rex, 2 day waiting period.
hehehe, damn do I love playing on a boosted private server
Right, hated the game until stumbled upon un-official servers. As an adult with 5 kids and a job, official is just a no.
Even when you have no job and all the time in the world official is still no I ain’t waiting 7 hours to tame a rex
And another Allosaurus, and another Allosaurus, and ano-...
For years I’ve gotten this joke and all but I started playing genesis 2 yesterday and I no lie had a total of 15 allos attack me, in like a string of 3 at a time but never with a pause between packs. I don’t know where they all came from lmao I started think the game was spawning then for a minute, my stego earned much honor that day
Oh man, I just have to brag for a second. Allos are my favorite, and after 2.5 years of playing, breeding finally clicked in my head and I have breed my first "super" Allos over lvl 1000. The joy I felt rampaging through Valguero getting my revenge for all the times I died was just glorious. Did the boss fights for the first time. Everybody was like be careful with the manticore. That sumbitch flew right into the meat grinder. It was orgasmic.
Few things compare to revenge in the form of total apocalyptic annihilation!
The dilos on the beach never saw me coming.
thanks so iconic those three
Me, redwoods, and a damn microraptor ruining it all for the 100th time
When will people learn to fly ABOVE the redwood
What if you're looking for something IN redwood? Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do...
Where’s the fun in that?
Lost Island the redwoods are the most consistent place I've found the dinopithecus. So I spend a lot of time on the ground there.
Jokes on you I lived there.
And miss the chance to tame a 150 bear
And get jumped on by a kitty
ABOVE THE TREES
Captain Dickson: The mission is quick and simple: infiltrate the dealers, find the supplier.
Schmidt: Wait so we get to be brothers?
Captain Dickson: (shakes his head in annoyance and smashes the desk.) Infiltrate the dealers, find the supplier!
Jenko: Wait if we find the supplier first then we don't have to worry about the dealers.
Captain Dickson: Goddamn. (smashes the desk even harder.) INFILTRATE THE DEALERS!! FIND THE SUPPLIER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i mean... a random PTE wont be able to fly above the redwoods for very long. i landed 2 times there in one go, no cat. had a rex level 270 the cat jumped on me while the rex went after another thing. never found that rex after that happened
Currently living in the redwoods on the center and can confirm I die multiple times a day to micro raptors 😭
Wood, Stone and thatch
Thatch, thatch, and thatch
U watched too much Zombie mh?
This misses fiber tho
Rexes, Eggs, mass genocide…
Genocide is the extinction of one species, infanticide is the killing of babies
Me just spawning in the , alpha and lvl 345 managarmar
Me, 5000ft distance between me and the ground, and my finger about to press E instead of W
This hurts to read... so many times...
Ive done this plenty of times, above alpha creatures, the ocean, literally anything dangerous is *conveniently* there to kill me on the ground when i fall.
Me, my fists, a tree
Red, Blue, Green Obs
Me, a pile of narco berries, And my pissed off unconscious friend
, griffin and AR
That’s the aimbotter+ pack. Most just have a capped simple pistol or fabi
You, an ichthyornis, and another ichthyornis
Correction, me, an ichthyornis, and my 450% fabi that it stole :(
Nah it will eat the 180 wyvern egg you just got
Then all your narcs and meat
Or the podded 203 basilisk you just finished taming....happy new years from lost island
Me, unofficial server, Disabled ichthyornis
Me, a longneck rifle, and a dead, or tamed ichthyornis
Ascendant pump shotgun, baby with 0 mutations, and me with a bloodlust.
Rexs, Yuti and a boss fight.
Alternatively, rexes, yuty, and daeodon
Me, my Dodo, and then another Dodo
The island trembles at their passing
I was expecting you to say
Me, a sea of dodos, and a lack of king titans
He has arrived. At every calling, he comes, and others tremble in fear.
Alphas beaches bobs
You, a Giga and 7 Argies
Tek pants, a mining drill, and a teleporter.
I have 7000hrs in this game and idk what you're saying.
7000 hours doing what? thatch huts? Tek pants allow you to bypass carry weight limit. Drill harvests in an area. If you still can't figure it out plz move to lunar.
A lot of thatch huts, for sure, just never hung out in the tek tier. I never remember seeing that the tek leggings did anything to carry weight. I just looked it up and it said you can do something to move slowly with them?
If you activate the same function you would to Flash sprint, while encumbered, you'll push forward in that direction at a slow speed.
So you can teleport to say, metal mountain, break out the mining drill, and just start sucking up every metal node in the area. You can literally slot cap yourself with metal by Tek pants-ing around.
Then just Tek pants back to your teleporter and take all that metal home! You can clean out metal mountain on Ragnarok in mere minutes with this technique.
"slowly" is relative. You can move with absolute no regard of your carry weight. 200/200 weight or 20482078/200weight moves the same. It's not as fast enough to outrun a raptor, it's true. But if you rely to outrun the raptor at that tech level you deserve to lose it.
Interesting. And for the record, on gen pt 1, I actually did build on lunar, despite my tribe thinking I was crazy. There's so much to this game, I'm always learning more.
If you have a jetpack too you can move at full boost speeds
Yep, just iron man punch into the air and start jet packing! Tek armor is OP if you use it right.
I have 70 and I do(probably cause I have 1000hrs on youtube Ark
me, controller, "You have been killed" on screen
My sorry ass, a raptor, and the 0.5 meters of space between us that signifies life and death
Those 3 Allo's waiting for your anky at the mountain.
Microraptor, purlovia and pegomastax
The letters A, R, and K.
Starting, restarting, quitting
It's obligatory to leave ally looking on the ank so it looks like it's constantly going "Wtf! Wtf! Wtf!"
There were points in game I felt these 2 dinos were my home base instead of my actual home base.
You, your light buddy and a Reaper Queen impregnating you
Me, Ottis my otter and Carejara my medical tapejara.
R.I.P Ottis 2019-2021
Maybe he carries medical brews and custom food recipes
Med brews n soups, the 3 seater saddle also helps getting my friends outta bad situations
Me, Otter and Thyla
Me, Jerboa and Wyvern
Red obelisk, blue obelisk, green obelisk
Player, fist, Giga
More iconic I don’t think so but one I’d say is a close second is a jerboa, a morellatops, and yourself.
Rex, Yuty and Daedon, though I think it's impossible to name one better than yours
So idk how the auto harvest works. Does it only work on PC?
They added it with the recent update, the Ankylosaurus will swing if it has more than 50% of free weight and will stop auto harvesting as soon as it reaches over that.
Me, running, raptor
Me, Argentavis, E.
Red woods, thyla, death
Me, the pego I’m chasing to get my cooked meat back, and the raptor who ate my face
Me an ichthyornis and a level 180 wyvern egg
Level 400+ Crystal Wyvern.
The toxic player riding it who lives out of the Obelisks
And a newbie who just wants to build a base and play the game.
Me, my brother who I tranqed, the feces that is about to go inside his inventory
You, Peggy, and the shit he yanked off ya
You, parasaur, and the one beach Bob who keeps following you around
You, raft, Leed.
You, Alpha, Sling shot
You, wyvern, dodos
Polygons, base render, oh look I'm falling
My mount, the Redwoods and being tackled into oblivion by a Thylacoleo. Thankfully event colors exist so you can spot those bastards sometimes.
Icthy and pego
You darkness and troudons.
Prevviewmode 7, thank me later
I just turned up gamma on xbox. I've been playing ark since it released on xbox don't worry about me brother.
Worst fucking decision I ever made.
Gamma doesn’t do much tbf, that command just removes day, night, shadows, and some foliage and makes water clearer
On xbox it makes everything brighter.
Doesn’t do much for me but that’s not on the game, I just need so much more than the base game can provide to be able to see properly
If only I could afford a decent pc that could run this poorly optimised shit show I'd know what you mean.
You don’t need a pc, ps5 works great from my experience with it. I get 30 fps with 500+ breeders out and a full cave w almost 20 floors and 600+ turrets total. It’s a godsend
Aha haha. I'm not getting a ps5. I generally. Prefer xbox. Though I am on a series s anyway though I'm doing anything I can to avoid playing the game again. Wasted so many hours on this crap and I'm just too lazy to leave this sub
The new xbox has a bit harder time running massive bases but it still gets similar stats, but it looks better. Ps5 has a bit better performance and series x(I think is the name) has better graphics
Me, my sinomacrops and my other sinomacrops.
Dodo, Dilo, and Rex
Pick, hatchet, crossbow
Dude been trying to get a strider to test out
I member when it used to be you, anky, and quetz. Life made more sense back then.
Now it’s skiff, dedi, and stryder. Stryders really need a nerf so that you can only hit 2/3 nodes at a time and lower the gather rate on it
Me, skiff and stryder
Rex, yuty, and deadon
Raptor, Bronto with a platform saddle, and a huge ramp that reaches to the bronto platform.
It's funny and cool as hell when someone or something tries to attack your bronto and about six raptors jump out from its saddle and absolutely maul the thing.
Bob, Redwoods, Thyla
Me , torpor and a giga
This is the improved trio: me and a mining drill and a high weight wyvern
Me( just spawned in), alpha tribe and their max level giga coming after me
you, a crystal wyvern and a mining drill. works way better
Me, A pouncing thyla, and my argentavis who hits it every 5 seconds
Megatribe goon with 400+ managmar hunting you with heatvision.
Mobile dire wolf, manticore helmet skin, 1600 armor riot helmet
Baby rexes, xp and infanticide.
You a pego and a theft seagull
Pain, pain and pain
an argy, me with a glider, and any shoulder bird.
Bird stack bird stack!!!
Ichthyornis, Pego, Troodon
A stryder with a scan and pack? Lol
Insides, foundation wipes, feuds
Yuty, Carno, Carno
Pick,hatchet, and spear
Allos a giga and highlands
Pegos, cryo pods and redwood
Mega tribe, duping and DDOSing
Death, hours of progress not saved, raided by alpha tribe.
Me, Tek hover skiff, Magmasaur!
Does exactly the same but better
Wood thach and stone
Meshing, aimbot, and every other exploit
You, Ichty, Pego
You, Kibble in last hot bar slot, Pego
Bob, beach campfire, sarco
Rex, Yuty, and Daeodon
Shotgun ammo baby
Light pet, hazard suit, rock Drake
Your tames, alpha tribe, C4
Beach bob, dodo and another dodo
Pego, icthy and jellyfish
Idk why but the song "I can show you the world" from Aladdin pop into my head seeing this lol
Men woman and none
Me, troodons and thya
I pretty much never use an argentavis for this…always use a quetz that I’ve dumped all the points into weight for metal runs. Do people really prefer argys?
Thylas, Microraptors, and Troodons reminding us why we don't go in the redwood.
Tuso, Turtle, Black Pearl
Bolas, a club, and a dream
It took me too long to realize I could do this.
You, quetzal and anky go to hit metal at metal mountain on the island
Me,myself,and I getting buttfucked by wildcard and their bugs they wont fix.
If we talking aberration then you, a glowpet, and a rock drake
I have a few
Me, fear and the giga who just got out of the trap
Ark, pvp and poor time management
Fighting alpha dragon, dead tames and and the overwhelming feeling of "fuck"
A wild giga
Yeah, Argie Player Anky is iconic, but for farming I personally prefer Platform-Quetz with at least 2 Ankies or Cryo-Magmasaur and Gasbags
Broken hazmat, dead drake, and a reaper queen and her army after you
Me, a thyla, and the rocket glitch we create going up into the atmosphere
Dodo, Dilo, and Parasaur
Me Karkinos, flying sarco
Me, the flyer I forgot to leave on passive, the dinos that chew my face off as said flyer abandons me to fight the good fight