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Emperor_Squidward

Struggle, Pain, and Suffering


Brain_0ff

When a comment has more upvotes than op


whoiagain

Gets more rewards too


Puff-pin

Ratio


Next-Sand-3641

L


OGTyDi

This is the exact situation that word is for though lmao


Next-Sand-3641

Yes but that person was trying to ratio the commenter


OGTyDi

I don’t really see how you came to that conclusion but honestly i don’t care enough about this situation to continue past this comment


FancyPantsFoe

You mean “gameplay”


Icicle101

Underrated


[deleted]

It’s not underrated anymore lol.


dentodili

Not for long


GenericUser1983

Beach bob with their parasaur & dilo in front of a thatch shack.


dotpot5

this makes me feel nostalgic for some reason


Revolutionary_Joke18

My first time playing Ark was when it was in its early alpha stages. I built a thatch shack by the beach and tamed a dodo by routinely beating it over the head with a club and force feeding it berries. You could pick up sea shells back then, but they didn’t have a use. Ark is one of those games you can never play for the first time again.


-Auto_

Crossing a river in ark for the first time is an absolute nightmare.


TheMourningWolf

Incorrect sir. Crossing the river at any point in the game on foot is a nightmare not just the first time.


dotpot5

yeah i remember the shells! also my first night in ark, it was scary, i somehow miss all that lol.


Secret_Mycologist_75

My first time playing, wandering the beach, a trex came clambering out of the jungle, knocking over trees, feasting on the other Dino’s in the beach , then? The trex turns to me, I try to run only to turn to see a freaking UNICORN rearing up in all its grace and glory!! I stood transfixed as the unicorn charged the trex. Obviously, the unicorn was eaten, and I offered myself to the trex in reverence of this game. Hooked ever since.


Chroniclurker_

I've been playing different maps for about four months now and just saw my first unicorn today! He evaded me


Jkrogstad13

My nephew and I would never go out into the wilderness during the night lol. We would wait until dawn to go out.


Shoelicker27

I’ve honestly lost the passion for it since I started playing maybe 2 years ago… I’m trying to teach my friend to play but I can’t find the joy in it I once did when I was learning it for the first time


Fearless_Crusader

Where did the term beach bob even come from anyway ive used it for years but i have no idea how it started


GenericUser1983

IIRC the original default name used to be Bob, so you would have a bunch of Bobs on the beach, being the new players who didn't realize you could change your name.


Fearless_Crusader

Ah okay well thank ya i never knew!


CreatureWarrior

Good memories


jebanisa

Happy days


Pandabrowser469

Female rex, male rex, 2 day waiting period.


SirPenguin555

hehehe, damn do I love playing on a boosted private server


Different-Bee-307

Right, hated the game until stumbled upon un-official servers. As an adult with 5 kids and a job, official is just a no.


destroyerneb

Even when you have no job and all the time in the world official is still no I ain’t waiting 7 hours to tame a rex


Josh_Darkx

Allosaurus


Torokin

And another Allosaurus, and another Allosaurus, and ano-...


StretchyLemon

For years I’ve gotten this joke and all but I started playing genesis 2 yesterday and I no lie had a total of 15 allos attack me, in like a string of 3 at a time but never with a pause between packs. I don’t know where they all came from lmao I started think the game was spawning then for a minute, my stego earned much honor that day


BlueQKazue

Oh man, I just have to brag for a second. Allos are my favorite, and after 2.5 years of playing, breeding finally clicked in my head and I have breed my first "super" Allos over lvl 1000. The joy I felt rampaging through Valguero getting my revenge for all the times I died was just glorious. Did the boss fights for the first time. Everybody was like be careful with the manticore. That sumbitch flew right into the meat grinder. It was orgasmic.


Torokin

Few things compare to revenge in the form of total apocalyptic annihilation!


BlueQKazue

The dilos on the beach never saw me coming.


KEiiiiiiiiiiii

thanks so iconic those three


reason6456

Me, redwoods, and a damn microraptor ruining it all for the 100th time


nootnoot_takennow

When will people learn to fly ABOVE the redwood


PsYc0kaze

What if you're looking for something IN redwood? Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do...


TheRealNotJared

Where’s the fun in that?


mrdonovan3737

Lost Island the redwoods are the most consistent place I've found the dinopithecus. So I spend a lot of time on the ground there.


Nightingdale099

Jokes on you I lived there.


Limp-Werewolf-7313

And miss the chance to tame a 150 bear


Allulaatikko21

And get jumped on by a kitty


nootnoot_takennow

ABOVE ABOVE THE TREES


CervantesGaming

Captain Dickson: The mission is quick and simple: infiltrate the dealers, find the supplier. Schmidt: Wait so we get to be brothers? Captain Dickson: (shakes his head in annoyance and smashes the desk.) Infiltrate the dealers, find the supplier! Jenko: Wait if we find the supplier first then we don't have to worry about the dealers. Captain Dickson: Goddamn. (smashes the desk even harder.) INFILTRATE THE DEALERS!! FIND THE SUPPLIER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Mythicaldragn

i mean... a random PTE wont be able to fly above the redwoods for very long. i landed 2 times there in one go, no cat. had a rex level 270 the cat jumped on me while the rex went after another thing. never found that rex after that happened


FunkyFunkoPop

Currently living in the redwoods on the center and can confirm I die multiple times a day to micro raptors 😭


Tacodpaela

Wood, Stone and thatch


Pandabrowser469

Thatch, thatch, and thatch


moebelhausmann

U watched too much Zombie mh?


Pandabrowser469

Perhaps


DarkDetermination

This misses fiber tho


NefariousnessSmart87

Rexes, Eggs, mass genocide…


KrystalWulf

Infanticide Genocide is the extinction of one species, infanticide is the killing of babies


Fuckkarens

Me just spawning in the , alpha and lvl 345 managarmar


ExtensionTraditional

Me, 5000ft distance between me and the ground, and my finger about to press E instead of W


mrdonovan3737

This hurts to read... so many times...


BuzzyBeatle

Ive done this plenty of times, above alpha creatures, the ocean, literally anything dangerous is *conveniently* there to kill me on the ground when i fall.


I_Like_JoJo_

Me, my fists, a tree


painspinner

Red, Blue, Green Obs


ninjaguy06322

Me, a pile of narco berries, And my pissed off unconscious friend


Novel-North4776

[][][], griffin and AR


LetterheadOk2430

That’s the aimbotter+ pack. Most just have a capped simple pistol or fabi


DaNiGg2060104

You, an ichthyornis, and another ichthyornis


Ralu61

Correction, me, an ichthyornis, and my 450% fabi that it stole :(


Castle_Crasher_6

Nah it will eat the 180 wyvern egg you just got


Ralu61

Of course


magicwolfdog

Then all your narcs and meat


Savagedaddyx

Or the podded 203 basilisk you just finished taming....happy new years from lost island


DjentDjester

Me, unofficial server, Disabled ichthyornis


idkud

Me, a longneck rifle, and a dead, or tamed ichthyornis


wedadman85

Ascendant pump shotgun, baby with 0 mutations, and me with a bloodlust.


1Recksy1

Rexs, Yuti and a boss fight.


Malbushim

Alternatively, rexes, yuty, and daeodon


[deleted]

Me, my Dodo, and then another Dodo


JasontheFuzz

The island trembles at their passing


kierantheking

I was expecting you to say Me, a sea of dodos, and a lack of king titans


Ralu61

He has arrived. At every calling, he comes, and others tremble in fear.


GodPombo

Alphas beaches bobs


McVicar117

You, a Giga and 7 Argies


TheNameIsWiggles

Tek pants, a mining drill, and a teleporter.


WartornKnight

I have 7000hrs in this game and idk what you're saying.


Flimsy_Flamingo4601

7000 hours doing what? thatch huts? Tek pants allow you to bypass carry weight limit. Drill harvests in an area. If you still can't figure it out plz move to lunar.


WartornKnight

A lot of thatch huts, for sure, just never hung out in the tek tier. I never remember seeing that the tek leggings did anything to carry weight. I just looked it up and it said you can do something to move slowly with them?


TheNameIsWiggles

If you activate the same function you would to Flash sprint, while encumbered, you'll push forward in that direction at a slow speed. So you can teleport to say, metal mountain, break out the mining drill, and just start sucking up every metal node in the area. You can literally slot cap yourself with metal by Tek pants-ing around. Then just Tek pants back to your teleporter and take all that metal home! You can clean out metal mountain on Ragnarok in mere minutes with this technique.


Flimsy_Flamingo4601

"slowly" is relative. You can move with absolute no regard of your carry weight. 200/200 weight or 20482078/200weight moves the same. It's not as fast enough to outrun a raptor, it's true. But if you rely to outrun the raptor at that tech level you deserve to lose it.


WartornKnight

Interesting. And for the record, on gen pt 1, I actually did build on lunar, despite my tribe thinking I was crazy. There's so much to this game, I'm always learning more.


kierantheking

If you have a jetpack too you can move at full boost speeds


TheNameIsWiggles

Yep, just iron man punch into the air and start jet packing! Tek armor is OP if you use it right.


WeatMolt

I have 70 and I do(probably cause I have 1000hrs on youtube Ark


wiegehts1991

me, controller, "You have been killed" on screen


RasputistaFrostbite

My sorry ass, a raptor, and the 0.5 meters of space between us that signifies life and death


The_Rusted_Folk

Those 3 Allo's waiting for your anky at the mountain.


realbanana030

Microraptor, purlovia and pegomastax


SorryManNo

The letters A, R, and K.


CharlesG2949

Starting, restarting, quitting


Helleri

It's obligatory to leave ally looking on the ank so it looks like it's constantly going "Wtf! Wtf! Wtf!"


AnotherRandomHero

There were points in game I felt these 2 dinos were my home base instead of my actual home base.


JohnnyWhacker

You, your light buddy and a Reaper Queen impregnating you


Nathanos47

Me, Ottis my otter and Carejara my medical tapejara. R.I.P Ottis 2019-2021


BigPapaPan

Medical tapejara?


nootnoot_takennow

Maybe he carries medical brews and custom food recipes


Nathanos47

Med brews n soups, the 3 seater saddle also helps getting my friends outta bad situations


caravela1

Me, Otter and Thyla Me, Jerboa and Wyvern


mobbony

Red obelisk, blue obelisk, green obelisk


HerrOber11

Player, fist, Giga


En7117

More iconic I don’t think so but one I’d say is a close second is a jerboa, a morellatops, and yourself.


FlyingLizard08

Rex, Yuty and Daedon, though I think it's impossible to name one better than yours


keranThe

So idk how the auto harvest works. Does it only work on PC?


Zufffy

They added it with the recent update, the Ankylosaurus will swing if it has more than 50% of free weight and will stop auto harvesting as soon as it reaches over that.


raptorboss231

Me, running, raptor


Stuntzee

Me, Argentavis, E.


PieceOnly9039

Red woods, thyla, death


notarealredditor69

Me, the pego I’m chasing to get my cooked meat back, and the raptor who ate my face


rougegalaxy

Me an ichthyornis and a level 180 wyvern egg


Atlas_Black

Level 400+ Crystal Wyvern. The toxic player riding it who lives out of the Obelisks And a newbie who just wants to build a base and play the game.


amph897

Me, my brother who I tranqed, the feces that is about to go inside his inventory


Ok_Albatross_23

You, Peggy, and the shit he yanked off ya


DemonicTheGamer

You, parasaur, and the one beach Bob who keeps following you around


Hotwill100

You, raft, Leed. You, Alpha, Sling shot You, wyvern, dodos Polygons, base render, oh look I'm falling


Some_Guy139

My mount, the Redwoods and being tackled into oblivion by a Thylacoleo. Thankfully event colors exist so you can spot those bastards sometimes.


draco2020x

Icthy and pego


Darkurn

You darkness and troudons.


LetterheadOk2430

Prevviewmode 7, thank me later


Darkurn

I just turned up gamma on xbox. I've been playing ark since it released on xbox don't worry about me brother. Worst fucking decision I ever made.


LetterheadOk2430

Gamma doesn’t do much tbf, that command just removes day, night, shadows, and some foliage and makes water clearer


Darkurn

On xbox it makes everything brighter.


LetterheadOk2430

Doesn’t do much for me but that’s not on the game, I just need so much more than the base game can provide to be able to see properly


Darkurn

If only I could afford a decent pc that could run this poorly optimised shit show I'd know what you mean.


LetterheadOk2430

You don’t need a pc, ps5 works great from my experience with it. I get 30 fps with 500+ breeders out and a full cave w almost 20 floors and 600+ turrets total. It’s a godsend


Darkurn

Aha haha. I'm not getting a ps5. I generally. Prefer xbox. Though I am on a series s anyway though I'm doing anything I can to avoid playing the game again. Wasted so many hours on this crap and I'm just too lazy to leave this sub


LetterheadOk2430

The new xbox has a bit harder time running massive bases but it still gets similar stats, but it looks better. Ps5 has a bit better performance and series x(I think is the name) has better graphics


Aweonasofan

Me, my sinomacrops and my other sinomacrops.


AwareMix488

Dodo, Dilo, and Rex


BreakingIllusions

Pick, hatchet, crossbow


[deleted]

Dude been trying to get a strider to test out


Renreu

I member when it used to be you, anky, and quetz. Life made more sense back then.


LetterheadOk2430

Now it’s skiff, dedi, and stryder. Stryders really need a nerf so that you can only hit 2/3 nodes at a time and lower the gather rate on it


ArthasDurotan

Me, skiff and stryder


Aqua_Knight777

Rex, yuty, and deadon


No_More_Beans2

Raptor, Bronto with a platform saddle, and a huge ramp that reaches to the bronto platform. It's funny and cool as hell when someone or something tries to attack your bronto and about six raptors jump out from its saddle and absolutely maul the thing.


The_Official_Obama

Bob, Redwoods, Thyla


Ram0nfire

Me , torpor and a giga


UGD_Fancjak

Me,unknowns,rockdrakes Me,4x4Stonehouse,Wyvern ravine


Castle_Crasher_6

This is the improved trio: me and a mining drill and a high weight wyvern


Airialbot

Me( just spawned in), alpha tribe and their max level giga coming after me


[deleted]

you, a crystal wyvern and a mining drill. works way better


HelloItIsOwen

Me, A pouncing thyla, and my argentavis who hits it every 5 seconds


Mrswepp

Megatribe goon with 400+ managmar hunting you with heatvision.


mythico-com

Mobile dire wolf, manticore helmet skin, 1600 armor riot helmet


Jester_TheSnekLover

Baby rexes, xp and infanticide.


UltraCa9nine

You a pego and a theft seagull


UnofficialMaster-

Pain, pain and pain


UnlawfulKnights

an argy, me with a glider, and any shoulder bird. Bird stack bird stack!!!


MoonStormZ_

Ichthyornis, Pego, Troodon


Large-Junket-4505

A stryder with a scan and pack? Lol


deathr3aper633

Insides, foundation wipes, feuds


kgabny

Yuty, Carno, Carno


TheEmeraldDodo

Pick,hatchet, and spear


Ppman42069_

Allos a giga and highlands


Gaff_Pigeon

Pegos, cryo pods and redwood


CMDR_Waffles

Mega tribe, duping and DDOSing


Sh0ckWav3_

Death, hours of progress not saved, raided by alpha tribe.


moebelhausmann

Me, Tek hover skiff, Magmasaur! Does exactly the same but better


Drag00ned

Wood thach and stone


DummyThiccDazTraz

time,effort,pain


phsteve2000

Meshing, aimbot, and every other exploit


UrCasualMinecrafter

You, Ichty, Pego


UrCasualMinecrafter

You, Kibble in last hot bar slot, Pego


ecab31

Bob, beach campfire, sarco


HankWilliamsAutrysBF

Rex, Yuty, and Daeodon


Southern-Ad-2926

Shotgun ammo baby


Malbushim

Light pet, hazard suit, rock Drake


AverageCanadian98

Your tames, alpha tribe, C4


Hammond_YT

Beach bob, dodo and another dodo


Peepee_Retard_exe

Pego, icthy and jellyfish


S0n0fValhalla

Idk why but the song "I can show you the world" from Aladdin pop into my head seeing this lol


MrchatterboxOfficial

Men woman and none


Limp-Werewolf-7313

Me, troodons and thya


Glennocide

I pretty much never use an argentavis for this…always use a quetz that I’ve dumped all the points into weight for metal runs. Do people really prefer argys?


Rageman_Gaming

Thylas, Microraptors, and Troodons reminding us why we don't go in the redwood.


DreadAndDonuts

Tuso, Turtle, Black Pearl


GarthGoldenhand

Bolas, a club, and a dream


Superbaker123

It took me too long to realize I could do this.


Mercdeking

You, quetzal and anky go to hit metal at metal mountain on the island


No-Internal-6044

Me,myself,and I getting buttfucked by wildcard and their bugs they wont fix.


[deleted]

If we talking aberration then you, a glowpet, and a rock drake


ET_Wizard

I have a few Me, fear and the giga who just got out of the trap Ark, pvp and poor time management Fighting alpha dragon, dead tames and and the overwhelming feeling of "fuck"


KillerRene64

A wild giga Thatch base Death


Acorios

Yeah, Argie Player Anky is iconic, but for farming I personally prefer Platform-Quetz with at least 2 Ankies or Cryo-Magmasaur and Gasbags


Will_la_poire

Broken hazmat, dead drake, and a reaper queen and her army after you


KrystalWulf

Me, a thyla, and the rocket glitch we create going up into the atmosphere


Dangerous-Guest-

Dodo, Dilo, and Parasaur


Dodge_Demon02

Me Karkinos, flying sarco


Dejavuproned

Me, the flyer I forgot to leave on passive, the dinos that chew my face off as said flyer abandons me to fight the good fight