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The year is 2040, now instead of images you can get gifs tattooed on your skin, what gif are you going to get a tattoo of?

The year is 2040, now instead of images you can get gifs tattooed on your skin, what gif are you going to get a tattoo of?

RadleyCunningham

A check engine light that comes on for a couple days and then goes off again for a while.


jagerman997

Would be a great tattoo for a diabetic right now. By the way they have diabetic tattoos now that only show up when your blood sugar is low or high. Don’t remember which one the tattoo works for or if it works for both Edit: wow thanks for all awards!


oHiDeth

Seriously they have that!? My wife's T1 and has been wanting a tattoo for medical ID stuff. Blood type, allergies, etc etc should emergency need to know. I should really look into this. Thanks! For full transparency I'll keep the above unedited and add I'm aware of technical alternatives (Using Libre currently, and we've gone through more bracelets than she'd probably like to have known) and the uselessness of tattoos to medical staff. I was excited at the prospects of an alternative that might have scratched both the "functional" and "I just want Ink!" itch she has. Science isn't quite there it turns out. Appreciate the engagement and advice all the same!


cool_references

Note that these tattoos have not actually been tested on humans yet and are still in a proof of concept stage.


oHiDeth

I saw.. too bad so sad I suppose. :C Still, it's exciting the kinds of things people come up with. Maybe by 2040, yeah!?


cool_references

I'm amazed they have things like the Libre I think it's called? The small device you can put on your arm and use your phone to get your glucose instantly


oHiDeth

Yeah! There's some minor complaints about the adhesive and connectivity with android phones (at least with our android phones.) but as far as I can tell she prefers it to the alternatives.


ambulancia

Paramedic here! Please, please have her get a bracelet or necklace. We don't look for tattoos at all and hospitals don't either. It may not be found in time for her to get the care she needs, but we absolutely look for necklaces or bracelets!!


deezx1010

Maybe I'm just impressed easily today. But that's a wildly amazing medical advancement


behv

Nah that seems reasonable to be impressed by


[deleted]

That's genious.


sweetgreenbeans

Elmo standing in fire


Tb0neguy

Hellmo


lunacyfoundme

That's Saint Elmo to you...


ClubMeSoftly

Saint Elmo's Fire?


RedHal

Gonna be your man in motion, all I need is a pair of wheels.


I-am-a-meat-popcycle

Animated eyeballs on my eyelids.


chaboidaboni

Jack Sparrow?


Muffinslayer4x

_Captain_ Jack Sparrow!


tanktaylor85sx

God dammit I read that in the voice


I_Am_Clippy

Why isn’t your comment in the voice too?


krslnd

You gotta wait until the year 2040.


SYLOK_THEAROUSED

#THIS IS THE TALE OF CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!


cranberry94

^^…Davy ^Jones ^^…Giant ^^Squid!


P5ychoDuck

Michael Bolton, we're really gonna need you to focus up!


amazingjean1

The worst pirate i've ever heard of !


CaptOblivious

But you HAVE heard of me. (and I believe, in the lore, he was a bad pirate because he refused to delver ship load of slaves, instead freeing them @ Tortuga, but I might be confused.)


GamePlayXtreme

That's actually how he got branded as a pirate. He used to work for Beckett, but did something bad. Beckett knew he was against slavery, as he sees freedom as the most important thing ever, so as a punishment he had to deliver slaves. He ended up freeing the slaves, after which he got branded a pirate and his ship (the Wicked Wench) got burned down and sunk. Then Jack did the deal with Davy Jones to bring the Wench back, but Jack painted the sails black and renamed it "the Black Pearl". This backstory is where the line "people aren't cargo, mate" from one of the deleted scenes comes from.


b-tchlasagna

Wait really where was this explained?


GamePlayXtreme

There are PotC novels about this


omgwtfidk89

There were novels?


deku-kage

Never heard of this, will try to read it ...


b-tchlasagna

Oh okay, thanks for telling the backstory!


sweetwhitechristmas

But all of this great lore is thrown down the drain when we see a backstory of Jack in dead men tell no tales where he is a young pirate (and not branded in the future)


GamePlayXtreme

Yep. I liked that movie, but it had so many plot holes, and Jack was written terribly in it. But IIRC, Jack engaged in piracy before he worked for Beckett, but the brethren blamed something on him so he was thrown out and decided to live an honest life for the East India Trading Company


MiskatonicBookClub

And I've heard as well -correct me if I'm wrong- that Sparrow owes 100 souls to Davy Jones because Sparrow freed 100 slaves, it's a kind of ironic punishment from Davy Jones.


GamePlayXtreme

Yep! And at the end of Dead Man's Chest, you see people holding lights in Tia Dalma's swamp. They are apparently some of the slaves Jack freed.


Ghost4079

I’m pretty sure the scene where he says “people aren’t cargo” is in the movie


gaytee

Never ‘eard of ‘im


ProudMount

The best pirate you've never seen, so I've been told.


kartoffelpueree123

So it would seem


appleparkfive

Like that movie Strange Wilderness, where the guy has eyelid tattoos to look like he's awake Man that was a weird fucking movie. Goofy as possible. Searching for Bigfoot to save their show, then they find him, get scared, and murder him. Then try to cover it up. Or eating the parahanas that ate their friend as revenge. Or those goofy overdubs of animal sounds. I don't know how that movie got greenlit. It's not a good movie at all, but I appreciate that it exists. Sorry, rant. I'm curious if anyone else saw that thing. The trailer days enough


brybrythekickassguy

Lmao the shark at the end “and this is a great white nyuck nyuck nyuck”


Interesting_Ad_4762

Eating piranhas that just ate your friend sounds like cannibalism with extra steps.


hobowithaheartofgold

Bears derive their name from a football team in Chicago


slyguyvia

That movie must be enjoyed 420'D to the max. They accidentally open the n2o tank while driving, the bong always bubbling in the background of their scenes.... classic


whatsupwithbread

This is the first thing I thought of when I saw this comment. I love that movie so much. It’s so ridiculously stupid. It reminds me of when of when I was young and would watch it with my brother stoned and we’d laugh so hard at the scene when Bigfoot gets shot.


CallOfTheCurtains

No one will suspect a thing during work


violetdri

imagining someone leaning back in their chair sleeping with their mouth open while their “eyes” going crazy


Illidariislove

oh my lord my entire body would look like a myspace page..


SnekySpider

the real question is how would gif tattoos change the porn industry


Oberic

Suddenly you have people covered in hentai gifs.


ThePhantomTrollbooth

It’s tentacles all the way down.


Sir_twitch

Keep going...


former_snail

Lower. Lower. Lower. TOO LOW. *Lower*.


MicroMelodies

*annoyed Kif sighs*


_SCHULTZY_

They would sell advertising space


CriticismZestyclose1

That is possible even in 2021


MeltBanana

Just like regular tattoos, the gif tattoos show your age. Instead of old dudes with barbed wire on their bicep they now having Dancing Baby on their forearm.


tobethrownaway7

Thanks for that, now I can't unhear "Hooked On A Feeling" inside my head...


myabacus

Ooga chaka 1978 Blue Swede, that song belongs to me!


BlindBettler

If I lose a limb between now and then, I’ll get “John Travolta looking around all confused” at the end of my stump


560guy

Hell I’d lose a limb specifically to get this tattoo lol


[deleted]

Yes.


SweetMojaveRain

That skeleton shakin its ass


Sarcasm-with-irony

bonezone?


DireWolfStar

Sauce?


chtk

If it's the one I think it is, it's [this one](https://media1.tenor.com/images/ecb9101435419b18ec1453691485ff98/tenor.gif).


DireWolfStar

beautiful


[deleted]

*Batman: The Animated Series*, lightning strike behind Batman.


obscureferences

I think that'd be better on dark skin, so in my case I'd go with Samurai Jack fading in and out of the light from that shinobi episode.


Phaelin

Ooh, now I want this one: https://64.media.tumblr.com/fa54318d009320ae698d46732654a724/tumblr_ofxgfbKvgE1qgpahso1_540.gifv


receptiveblocks

Tattoo the homer hiding in a bush gif into my pubic hair


StillPuzzles__

Just what I was thinking


Adam2560

That is HILARIOUS


imfamousoz

Literally came here to say this...apparently I am not as original and funny as I thought


CMDR_Machinefeera

Original ? No. Funny ? Absolutely.


RealBraveGordon

vibing cat, just because i would like to make the memers very upset and angry


Kirostrife

CatJAM


Eighthsin

This just made me realize that I know too many people that would unironically get Bongo Cat tattooed on themselves.


Ganondorf66

Honest question, why would the memers get mad? Also who are the memers?


spicysenor

Kid computer thumbs up (Brent Rambo).


Klaus_Heisler87

An endless loop of Calvin & Hobbes riding downhill in their wagon


themightybearorrist

I have that image on my forearm and I fucking wish it moved.


thiosk

well move your arm mate


NeedSomeMemeCream

They could peel off the layer of skin that's under the ink and tie a string to that. Then attach the string to the inside shoulder of a short sleeve shirt and just bend their elbow. Calvin and hobs move. Over a red puddle. 🤘


freeeeels

It would have cost you nothing to not write that.


Klaus_Heisler87

I have it on my ankle, great minds think alike


PrivilegeCheckmate

If you two bang we could fake it. One of you probably would have to, now that I think about it.


SYLOK_THEAROUSED

Can I be there but like a commentator?


Spooky-firefox

though fools seldom differ


lazyhack

My wife and I shorthand this on each other when same thought context arises: "Great minds?" "Or fools seldom?"


zcmini

This is way more earnest than I expected. I'd get this one too!


Graoutchmeuh

Nyancat. He’s just cute.


chaboidaboni

One of the more wholesome comments


copperfrog42

I would also like Nyan cat...


MarquisDeSarc

The whole rickroll video on my ass.


phormix

Where do you push to enable audio?


MarquisDeSarc

Well it would just be the gif of it. Id try to fart the tune maybe.


aalios

Nah just accentuate your vocalisations with it. "We're no strangers to *poot* You know the *poot* and so do I" and so on


MarquisDeSarc

Kinda like fart at all the parts that are high pitched in the off key version?


Randomscholar

I think I found our [fartist](https://youtu.be/Tk-5RVMerfI).


Scarface091

Why did I watch the whole thing


randyrhoadsismygod

you put quarters in his ass


That_One_Guy39874

Duke nukem saying nice cock on the skin part of your cock that stretches when you get a boner


chaboidaboni

It’s like those rubber band messages!


That_One_Guy39874

Yep but way smaller Way way smaller


tomatoaway

W -ELCOME TO JAMAICA HAVE A NICE DA- Y


swingoutmike

"the skin part" 🤔


JeppeTV

As opposed to... _The unskinned_ 🦿


A_Guy_in_Orange

https://imgur.com/gallery/IsWDJWa


TreeHead04

Imagine you’re at a party and everybody is just chilling and all the sudden you here somebody say “movie time!” And they pull down there pants, show the whole room their ass, and it’s just an extremely low resolution, no audio version of Shrek and the whole party just stares at this guys ass for an hour and a half


hairy-beary

We're not limiting to a single tattoo here, so in theory you could divide the movie frame into 160 sections, each section encoding one part of the movie. When tattooed together in a grid you get a fairly high resolution version of the movie. The no audio thing is easily resolved by the guy speaking the lines out of his ass


LordDay_56

10/10 best party ever


[deleted]

*Wow, so juicy*


Kaotic86

Well if you watched it on Kim Kardashian’s ass it would be IMAX


duskpede

what year is it again?


MeiNeedsMoreBuffs

"No no no, you don't understand, she *BROKE* the *INTERNET*!" "Ok grandma, lets get you to bed."


NebulaDragon416

The one true answer


wadagod

I thought I'd seen it all...


tatsumakisempukyaku

Oh I saw this movie, on Gameboy advance.


-notsopettylift3r-

Is this pirated?


Master_Phyrnostes

That's a goddamn good question, actually.


mmm-pistol-whip

Hamster dance on my whole fucking back. ​ EDIT:: Not enough cursing


dotslashpunk

ba da dee dee dee deee doe doe beeeee deeee dee dee dee beeedeeedeedeeedeeedeedeedeeedeee ba dee dee dee dee dee doe doe doe


KamahlYrgybly

Hm. Haven't heard this one in a while. But your flawless lyrics brought it all back in all its glory.


maliciousorstupid

Fun fact - this is the song 'whistle stop' from the Disney 'Robin hood' movie sped up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJog7PfkNRY


LieutenantDave

I’m getting a gif tat of Maui from Moana.


yusaku_777

Thank you?


TentPester

You’re welcome.


Beermeneer532

For the tides, the sun, the skies


GreenGoblin121

The mini Maui tippity tapping?


pinkkittenfur

"People. What a bunch of bastards" from the IT Crowd


trustonlyazgeda

I’d get shoulder tatt of Reynholm jumping out the window


Suyefuji

[My favorite wholesome gif](https://i.redd.it/lzfoine502s31.gif)


Fan_of_stuff27

I love the eye twinkle at the end


ppardee

Oh my god... that's literally me putting on my pants in the morning (but, you know, two fewer legs, no tail and more hair)


alabardios

Thisisfine.gif


thebabybananagrabber

I already have that meme tattooed on my ankle. Boy do i wish the flames were moving lol


Nanojack

Set your socks on fire


rhedrhover

Piano cat on my belly. Will be an awesome train wreck when I get fat.


JonCranesMask05

Jeremiah Johnson nodding his approval


Send_me_snoot_pics

Party parrot


rubywolf27

[The entire pumpkin dance](https://youtu.be/v4IC7qaNr7I) because that’s literally me when the first autumn chill hits after a hot summer


Rupsis

Ron Swanson dancing on snake juice


tototo58484_2

The I got a jar of dirt gif


chaboidaboni

And guess what’s inside it~


tototo58484_2

ofc i gotta have the full thing


daftvalkyrie

THAT gif with Hulk and Black Widow, just...*incredibly* large in the middle of my chest


Ezekiel2121

*Hide the zucchini*


MotorwaveMedia

Does anyone else want a full version of that... Uh... *video?*


thatonedude9090

yes


TellyJart

Obligatory link to gif, [NSFW warning](https://redgifs.com/watch/inconsequentialidenticalindianpangolin)


Trevor-On-Reddit

“I’m a pacifist.” “You’re a thing that baby’s suck on?” “No, dude, that’s a pedophile.” That scene from Red vs blue. And in 2060 when tattoos can have audio, I’m getting a second one.


SLAUGHT3R3R

"A...I... What does the 'A' stand for?" "Artificial." "Oh, and what about the--" "Intelligence." "Ooohhh.... what was the 'A' again?" "Let's move on." #Alternatively MY NAME IS MICHEAL J. CABOOSE! AND I HATE BABIES!! EDIT: forked a line


khornflakes529

"No, it's a count-up timer. It goes from 1 to explode"


[deleted]

I'd get "That. Was the worst grenade throw. Ever. Of all time." "Not my fault, someone put a wall in my way."


FynFord

"You just got-" boom "sarged. Goddamn it. I messed up my one liner." Or "I can't wait to touch all these buttons." "Don't touch any buttons." "... touch."


General_GTFO

God dammit, I gotta rewatch RvB.


Sammo909

"That, is the worst throw ever, of all time." "Not my fault, someone put a wall in my way." No wait! Caboose's entire slideshow through time. With captions.


Restless_Fenrir

For RVB I would have to go with O'Malley and Doc talking to each other.


Jadziyah

Probably that astronaut floating in space waves one that just sold for a crazy amount as an NFT


themightybearorrist

Swiggity swooty https://imgur.com/gallery/DdSlERw


CreepyYogurt

There is only one correct answer to this question, [and it's this classic...](https://imgur.com/a/r10XPVz)


chaboidaboni

Where would you get the tattoo?


CreepyYogurt

Let's be honest, it screams "face tattoo"...so, I'm going to go with forehead.


Shablasha

Stay classy, go neck.


AlbertaBoundless

Full back piece.


nuno9

Man on left butt cheek, cat on the right one


regalrecaller

But they have to be in sync. Or maybe just slightly out of sync to make someone go crazy


pitofanavocado

catJAM


Justus_2112

Ok hear me out. Mario… okay and then Sonic… doing… something


chaboidaboni

Literally all the replies on here, I expected more people to actually link the gifs they’re referring to, but no


Etiennera

You don't want this one


futureruler

they may not, but...ehem


OptimalWrongdoer8

no problem: https://imgflip.com/gif/5fvlfp


stillnotsureyeet

Found Paul Rudd's account


TheGuyPhantom

I can see the gif in my head, this must be the bad timeline


_Volatile_

The fact that I had to scroll this far down just to find this is a crime against god


trizzleatl

Rebecca Black’s Friday video


Bamapv

Party-n party-n Yeah!


PhoneRedit

[Has to be this classic loop](http://i.imgur.com/VQLGJOL.gif)


Iamabot123456

Never gonna give you up. I don’t think there is a maximum length for a gif so why shouldn’t I be able to rickroll everyone


ArtShare

Dancing baby cause I'm old


babydadface

Leonardo DiCaprio. You know which one I'm talking about


chaboidaboni

You will?


babydadface

Maybe🤔 or the Jim Carrey delivery man one.


PunkToTheFuture

Cable Guy? CABLEGOOBLAHH


BakaGoyim

I don't. There's like a dozen. Looking over his shoulder in Django? Pointing with the drink and cigarette in OUaTiH? Squinting in Inception?


-eDgAR-

[This gif](http://i.imgur.com/CNzBd70.gifv) of my dog eating snow. He was my best friend for almost 17 years and he loved eating snow. Sometimes he would make me take him out, not to use the bathroom, but just to eat a bit of snow. I already have a tattoo of him [I have shared before](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/k4kigf/whats_the_single_most_important_item_in_your_home/ge9dr7m) and to have that fit compliment it would be awesome.


danseaman6

Damn dude, I've seen your username popping up on Reddit for what feels like a decade now. Also, wonderful story about your dog.


lo_and_be

Right? I’ve been on Reddit for 9 years now, under a couple of different usernames, and for what feels like that whole time, /u/-eDgAR- has stories for every top AskReddit question


chaboidaboni

That is just too adorable, I’m sorry for your loss


SLAUGHT3R3R

Such a good boy... Unrelated, why does the gif have an age warning on imgur?


succyfalcon

Not funny, cried :’(


roccotheraccoon

Wasn't expecting this thread to make me cry goddamn


piecesofpluto

Just because you can doesn’t mean you should. That said, I’m ready to hysterically laugh as people disrobe.


oooortclouuud

[SHAQ WIGGLE WITH CAT](https://giphy.com/gifs/gift-W80Y9y1XwiL84)


alkakfnxcpoem

[Shaq....on my rack](https://giphy.com/gifs/shaq-shimmy-UO5elnTqo4vSg).


PastyDoughboy

That guy on TNG who seized his head when he gets murdered by the Nagilum. I’m gonna put his face on my face, and finally everyone will understand my persistent emotional state is “That guy on TNG who seized his head when he gets murdered by the Nagilum.”