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what would happen if someone snorted birth control?

what would happen if someone snorted birth control?

Sinners4saints

It’s only 99.6% effective against getting pregnant from oral sex


zombieblackbird

What about nasal sex?


Sinners4saints

I suggest sticking with the orbital cavity


PMyourTastefulNudes

Only if you can get the shaft inside the nostril


Baby-bird0120

their nose wont get pregnant, feel free to have nasal unprotected sex


Leather_Pollution658

You would have played yourself, congratulations. Hopefully your mother doesn't have any more children.


timetobeatthekids

You'd have elevated levels of estrogen for half a day


Wrong-Effort-2856

Boy or girl. Depends on luck


hhhotdogman

Some friends and I tried this once, it did nothing


1Dustin86

So how do you explain the breasts?


zombieblackbird

Boob fairy


littletigywigy

Depends what type i guess. If you can snort other drugs it would probably work to.


Seth-Venis

Birth control ain't Ritalin