T O P

What is better than masturbating?

What is better than masturbating?

oddiseeus

Having someone else masturbate you.


LeBandit916

Procrastinating


Nova-Drone

Procrasturbating


othershwarna

Not today r/Lebandit916, not today..


pratikanthi

Peeing after holding it for hours.


rabengeieradlerstein

having a nice dinner in good company


Empireo_Overdrive

alcohol


Sorin_the_idiot3000

Chocolate cake


nolondragard

Sex with some one you love.


HelloWorld_500

Having sex


Happyplace918

novicebating


h0l0Grafix

Superior humor


Jarodi2

Achieving a goal after many, many failed attempts.


OmieOmy

Actual happiness instead of this temporary shit.


artsy_heather

Not masturbating!


AdLive2244

The divine word of God


Coachcrog

What about masturbating to pictures of christ on a cross?


AdLive2244

no sir that loophole don’t work


jjvolfan2

Masturbating a goat


[deleted]

Cardio and calisthenics


SillyExercise4459

shittin after holding it for 3 hours


princesspinata

Taking a hearty dump


MaintenanceKnown9555

Anything


CalenNero

Watching all 3 extended editions of Lord of the Rings in one sitting.


PM_me_secret_nudes

Almost everything sexual. Almost nothing non sexual.


Squidsforme

Defenestration.


Squidy1972

Why isn’t this post marked NSFW? And I prefer doing yer Mom to master bating


nolondragard

Because the subject is not NSFW. That is until people start saying crude things or posting crude images.


EliteX9_

Fucking yourself


attorua

Cuddling with the love of my life, nothing is more relieving than cuddling after a long day


Consistent_Mix4128

Gaming


AdMiserable6465

Your mother.


dontjustexists

Icecream


Turnips_for_sale

Cuddles


h0l0Grafix

Finding your phone when you thought you lost it


Current_Obligation_3

You wanna play a game