By - Maxibonlikesflags
Bless your heart
right here, OP
lord have mercy
"Any idea when the last flight to New Zealand leaves? I don't want to be stuck here with no daylight for the next six months."
“Yonder” and “a hit dog will holler”
"Can't decide if I should fuck the sheep or cousin Sally Jo. Reckon I best ask Uncle Pa for his mind on such."
Hold my beer
Shoot the shit instead of saying small talk
"Let's go muddin'."
I saw an interview with the sax player from the Rolling Stones, Bobby Keys, a Texan. He was talking about his time in the south of France and being surrounded by drink, drugs and beautiful women whilst making music.
"Boy, we were shitting in tall cotton!"
My dad got mad at me because he said my mom said I have better dick than him!