The Amazing Spiderman 2001: Stanley after Spiderman getting beaten up in the first level without attacking: "You have to press X to attack the henchmen and O to jump and swing. Of course you would've known that if you did the tutorial first"
"I don't even have time to explain why I don't have time to explain" I think it was the first Destiny. The Story was so Bad even the NPC's didn't know what was going on
“What exactly are these things, who’s behind all this and will it cut into my hot tub time?” Lego iron man
“I’m don’t know, I wish I knew and yes” lego Nick fury
"What would the Russian Bear and the American Eagle do if they discovered our paradise? Our secrecy is our shield!”
"Steinman, I know Medical Pavilion is your manor, but you might want to cogitate on this: ocean water is colder than a witch's tit."
"Who are you?"
"Hooryu!"
"I'm the doorkeeper. Who're you?"
"Hooryu!!"
"I said i'm the doorkeeper, who are you?"
"HOORYU!!!!"
"I'M THE DOORKEEPER! Who is he?"
"That's right "
"What?"
"That's my nickname"
"What is?"
"Hoo"
"You! What is your nickname?"
"NO! Hoo is!"
"Do you know his name?"
"Yassir Iam"
"You are what?"
"HOO!"
"YOU! Who are YOU?"
..... to be continued. A classic.
Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha Yuna and Tidus
I'm-a-Luigi, number one!
[AYBABTU](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_your_base_are_belong_to_us)
"How's your sister?"
Cayde-6, Destiny II DLC, right?
yep
Any Oblivion npc-npc conversation. Always good for a laugh.
[Conversation with Sovereign](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_NAoNd4YyY) in Mass Effect I love the eloquence and the sound of it's voice so much
The Amazing Spiderman 2001: Stanley after Spiderman getting beaten up in the first level without attacking: "You have to press X to attack the henchmen and O to jump and swing. Of course you would've known that if you did the tutorial first"
"Fire in there Hole" and "Come into the unknown". From valorant
any [Low Intelligence New Vegas dialogue](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84fMX4aQxcs)
"SHAUN"
"as fire builds in your breath, think; what will you burn and what will you spare?" -Paarthunax, meditating on 'yol' the elder scrolls 5, Skyrim
"You're gonnna need a gun. Don't worry, it's unloaded" ***Gunshot*** "It's unloaded now."
"Let me guess: someone stole your sweetroll"
"I don't even have time to explain why I don't have time to explain" I think it was the first Destiny. The Story was so Bad even the NPC's didn't know what was going on
“What exactly are these things, who’s behind all this and will it cut into my hot tub time?” Lego iron man “I’m don’t know, I wish I knew and yes” lego Nick fury
"What would the Russian Bear and the American Eagle do if they discovered our paradise? Our secrecy is our shield!” "Steinman, I know Medical Pavilion is your manor, but you might want to cogitate on this: ocean water is colder than a witch's tit."
"Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter"
I use to be a soldier like you, until i took a ...
"You're a little bitch and your brother was too"
yee-yee-ass haircut
"Who are you?" "Hooryu!" "I'm the doorkeeper. Who're you?" "Hooryu!!" "I said i'm the doorkeeper, who are you?" "HOORYU!!!!" "I'M THE DOORKEEPER! Who is he?" "That's right " "What?" "That's my nickname" "What is?" "Hoo" "You! What is your nickname?" "NO! Hoo is!" "Do you know his name?" "Yassir Iam" "You are what?" "HOO!" "YOU! Who are YOU?" ..... to be continued. A classic.
Every snarky comment from Glados in the Portal games.