Temp if fine anywhere between 22-28 Celsius. The real trick isn’t the temp but lots of sunlight, and no smoke. Get it going on a nice sunny day, preferably with some birds chirping in the distance, and it’ll be purring along in no time.
Garnish with catnip and flaked tuna to finish.
Check with /r/ALF
I can't believe there's an actual ALF sub. Thank you! I had a big crush on the girl in that show.
Gordon Shumway disapproves!
Why? Does the main character eat cats? Does he have advice?
Alf's [favorite food](https://alf.fandom.com/wiki/Cat?file=Cat_sandwich.jpg) is cat!
Catstrami sandwich! I bet it will go good with meowverone cheese and sliced purr-kicles.
Top it all off with Catsup.
I think the proper temp for cat is about 145°
Thanks for the advice but it ran away…
Tip. Remove fur first
It said, “No”. Or “meow” in common. Guess I’ll starve…
Damn. You gotta respect its decision
I hear there are several techniques you can follow
Cats are lean, do em just like rabbit. Fast and hot or stew
Instructions unclear. Cat is now trying to kill me. Currently hiding under the bed.
As long as it’s pink inside …..
I’m not the most experienced cook but I’m sure most pussies are pink inside.
I love this thread.
Temp if fine anywhere between 22-28 Celsius. The real trick isn’t the temp but lots of sunlight, and no smoke. Get it going on a nice sunny day, preferably with some birds chirping in the distance, and it’ll be purring along in no time. Garnish with catnip and flaked tuna to finish.
Just get that thing as hot as it goes and close the lid
Meeee… yweooowww
Cat. The other white meat.
Going to have to roast it a good nine times first.
Pairs well with rice
I love Asian food.
How about that casual racism.
You’re getting downvoted because you’re amongst racists it seems. Here, have an upvote. This sub is a sad place.
Cheers. It's gotta be called out.
As long as he doesn't say Wuhan cat is on the menu tonight, I'm fine
Oh great one, we repent for our sins. Please show us the path to righteousness
China has entered the chat
I've heard soy sauce is a good marinade for those.
Why’s that? Do tell
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Racist little bitch
But they actually DO eat cats in the southern provinces of China. So how is that racist?
You said call up your “local” Chinese joint. Don’t play on words, you know exactly what you meant.
Your “wokeness” is blinding.
Nice try but you don’t have to be “woke” to see the racism here
Had a Vietnamese customer tell me one time that you pick the short hair small animals. Long hair small animals are stringy and tough.
This time of year it's going to have warbles if it lives outside anyway.