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TrueInTheory

Check with /r/ALF


BalthazarShenanigans

I can't believe there's an actual ALF sub. Thank you! I had a big crush on the girl in that show.


Esslinger_76

Gordon Shumway disapproves!


dave_the_stu

Why? Does the main character eat cats? Does he have advice?


TrueInTheory

Alf's [favorite food](https://alf.fandom.com/wiki/Cat?file=Cat_sandwich.jpg) is cat!


dave_the_stu

Catstrami sandwich! I bet it will go good with meowverone cheese and sliced purr-kicles.


C4rdninj4

Top it all off with Catsup.


Duffy1978

I think the proper temp for cat is about 145°


dave_the_stu

Thanks for the advice but it ran away…


Tandian

Tip. Remove fur first


dave_the_stu

It said, “No”. Or “meow” in common. Guess I’ll starve…


Tandian

Damn. You gotta respect its decision


FergieMac

I hear there are several techniques you can follow


Assholesfullofelbows

Cats are lean, do em just like rabbit. Fast and hot or stew


xRustyxNailx

Instructions unclear. Cat is now trying to kill me. Currently hiding under the bed.


Acceptable-Beyond-48

As long as it’s pink inside …..


dave_the_stu

I’m not the most experienced cook but I’m sure most pussies are pink inside.


dayoftheduck

I love this thread.


PacxDragon

Temp if fine anywhere between 22-28 Celsius. The real trick isn’t the temp but lots of sunlight, and no smoke. Get it going on a nice sunny day, preferably with some birds chirping in the distance, and it’ll be purring along in no time. Garnish with catnip and flaked tuna to finish.


fireislandcheese

Just get that thing as hot as it goes and close the lid


dave_the_stu

Meeee… yweooowww


bluegravyone

Cat. The other white meat.


Mendafides

Going to have to roast it a good nine times first.


flannelmaster9

Pairs well with rice


RTR7105

I love Asian food.


SixFootJockey

How about that casual racism.


pghbro

You’re getting downvoted because you’re amongst racists it seems. Here, have an upvote. This sub is a sad place.


SixFootJockey

Cheers. It's gotta be called out.


colorgreens

As long as he doesn't say Wuhan cat is on the menu tonight, I'm fine


fireislandcheese

Oh great one, we repent for our sins. Please show us the path to righteousness


FfffffffffffYouuuuuu

China has entered the chat


Nekikins

I've heard soy sauce is a good marinade for those.


pghbro

Why’s that? Do tell


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pghbro

Racist little bitch


DeuceNine

But they actually DO eat cats in the southern provinces of China. So how is that racist?


pghbro

You said call up your “local” Chinese joint. Don’t play on words, you know exactly what you meant.


DeuceNine

Your “wokeness” is blinding.


pghbro

Nice try but you don’t have to be “woke” to see the racism here


colonialoutdoors

Had a Vietnamese customer tell me one time that you pick the short hair small animals. Long hair small animals are stringy and tough.


RTR7105

This time of year it's going to have warbles if it lives outside anyway.