I hate this
By - furry-hunter2004
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Yea watch out there small nails will rip your eyes out!
You mean the nails the bite down to non existance due to their crippling fear of being rejected?
As someone that almost doesnt have nail, this hits too hard
You mean the nails they bite down to non existance due to ~~their crippling fear of being rejected?~~ having to ask for a ketchup packet at McDonald's
Where will we go next?
If this shit keeps going on then God is gonna have to ask Noah for another favor
Somewhere far away from this humanoid creatures
Now i wanna see a furry fight a marine..
This marine I know told me he’d been in boot camp with a furry. To his knowledge the guy is actively deployed in Kuwait, meaning that there exists a furry marine. This individual could fight himself, showing us who is, in fact, braver.
This isn't the comment I expected, but it was the comment i needed
So would this be a metaphorical battle of the mind, or would he be cloned and then have a fight to the death with the original?
Both, with each going best of three, and then the victors have to battle.
Sounds like a super soldier. Furry Marine
Funny point to add to that, back in like, the early-mid 2000’s/20teens, a furry in the military got contracted by the government because the body-cooling vests they wore for their fursuits caught on so well with the rest of their squad that they wanted to roll them out to the rest of the servicemen/women
Hmm. Yeah I'd love to see a war veteran and a furry go toe to toe
It'd be like a monster truck ramming into a smart car
Veteran is such a wide range of people. My dead uncle? Nam vet. Grandpa? WW2 vet. Tons of old dudes that are vets floating around. Most war vets aren't in the service anymore because they wanted to get out/retired/had to get out. I'm just scratching my head that whoever made this stupid video decided yeah, veterans are tough and scary.
Idk those furries are wild
“ UwU the Germans have cut our supply lines and have set up fortifications 80 miles south of here UwU we badly need reinforcements UwU *nuzzels you* “
I wish to unsee
*Nuzzles the barrel of my mp40*
Isn't that the normal reaction to having an mp40?
Pull the trigger.
Srry i drank it all…
Bullet beats weirdo
This is the second time I’ve seen a furry say this on tiktok. The fuck?
"I have yet to meet one man who can outsmart bullet."
" *Doktor, are you sure this will work?* "
" ***HAHAHAHA, I HAVE NO IDEA!*** "
***CRY SOME MOOOOOOOORE!!!!***
..Heh. Cry some more.
Hehe ever heart of armor piercing or dragonsbreath those are the best
"I have yet to meet one man who can outsmart two bullets."
Or an whole mag
Like private pyle once said
FULL METAL JACKET
Considering the millions of veterans who died to bullets vs. probably only like hundreds of furries maybe furries are stronger… s/
As a furry we are not bulletproof we could try it on this dude thought
I'm pretty sure a person with no fighting training could beat the shit out of them
i think a single bb pellet can knock em out
This take is so out there like what?
it’s is definitely a troll
Bruh I’m a Veteran, idgaf. if anything, let’s spread this message even more and make people believe it hahaha idgaf! as a veteran I am not that weak minded to get offended by this shit.
look at the account name dudes
Why am i not suprised
once again on behalf of all furries i apologize
You dont need to apologise for a thing you didnt do
Such wise words
So there are good furries? And I need not hate them all?
I'm not a furry myself, but I'd imagine there are two kinds of furries: the kind who are just normal people that have being a furry as a hobby, and the "band kid" kind of people as seen in the video.
well yeah, some people just like having a character they like to associate themselves with! not all of us are bad people :)
Jesus fuck me i thoight it was an ewok
these people claim to be stronger than war veterans yet they need a tw for food
I am a furry I’m ashamed of this
As a furry, people like this need to shut the fuck up jesus christ I hate them
Thank God this isn’t genuine
Fuck it. Being furry MYSELF i can tell you even head piece of fursuit is expensive or really hard to make. Not to mention that head looks astonishingly good!
Thank god this is satire
Satire. This is the most obvious bait I've seen in a while
I say we draft some of these fuckers when a big war starts
They would make great cannon fodder
Not to sound cliche but "not all furries" thats why we get a bad rap, because some "depressed" kid that didnt grow up with a father figure decided that thier life needed a purpose. So they try to make themselves feel more important.
the community is good but this person is just cringe
"Furries are stronger than veterans"
no, we really aren't
Ah yes furry stronger than a person who has gone through a lot of exhausting training
Not only exhausting training, trough a goddamn war.
Plenty of veterans never saw any combat. Hell, most of deployment is standing in a hot desert waiting for something to happen, it gets boring as shit out there.
True. Not as much marines go through combat, they usually just hold down positions and things like that right?
I’m not too familiar with how the US army works.
Even the cyber nerds (spoken lovingly, ofc) who weren’t actually on the ground. Mind over matter.
Dude probably won gold medal on a dog athletics competition once and thinks he’s better than soldiers.
general disrespect for the people who fought not only for my country but other countries
Veteran: is shot seven times and loses a leg
This bitch: but I'm bullied!!!! :(
Meanwhile furries when they stub their toe- why are we here... just to suffer...
As a furry myself, ew.
This is satire lol
You can tell this video was made with intention to anger people
I’m not one for bragging about being a Vet but this is just fucking sad they are comparing this to what we had to do.
As a furry, I hate this.
Fucking same, it's almost as if these people are just trying to tear the entire community in two. And the shittiest part is that they truly believe the shit they post.
I'd argue she could maybe win against one. If he lost both arms and legs in war.
People who make “stronger than any US Veteran” jokes and then deal with bootlickers freaking out over them are stronger than any US veteran
I had an aneurysm trying to process what you wrote.
Then... lets send furries to war
I bet you at least 1 of them would shoot themselves trying to figure out why their gun isn't shooting.
One of them would try to talk it out lol
This is why when the aliens finally get here, they’ll blow up the cities and not talk to us first.
I wanna see that fight. Furries get their “claws,” veterans get a staff made of dip cans and monster cans.
For the first couple of seconds I thought that was a chihuahua
The omfg music or whatever really adds to it
This makes no sense. Did they mean 'veterinarian'? Maybe they don't know the difference between an animal vet and a military vet?
Tbh I would too be ashamed to be a vet
Lel sure give them a gun and send them to war see how it goes
Who wins? 200 furries or 100 former soldiers
I can’t comprehend how these people are so selfish and self isolated that they would think they and their culture can be even compared to the many sacrifices of veterans and soldiers. This ain’t cringe this is frustrating
I wonder what's stronger, a buttstock or this dude's head? Let's do some science.
But like how? And why?
What in the actual fucking fuck did just see
They have guns. They kill. You have costumes. They do nothing.
As a furry
NO YOURE NOT! Yall are the most sensitive creatures I've ever seen.
you are all equally worthless
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yes, veterans may now has ptsd and have fought in a war where they could have died, but furries dress up in animal costumes sooo
Is it supposed to be impressive that they can frog leap over a pillow?
this comment is an petition 200 upvotes and an soldier fight a furry
I mean, when you’re right, you’re right…right? Nothing cringeworthy about that.
No, they are very wrong
Aw fuck and it’s such a good song too, but now I can’t listen to it
most of these comments are r/iamverybadass
stop crying already
everyone in the comments are being assholes because they can’t tell when someone’s trolling lol
What about the multiple lgbtq army members
Imma crosspost this in r/usmc and see reactions. Perhaps r/army as well.
I think the raptor masks are pretty cool and after all these cringy mfers I can NEVER own one
I mean they're all elderly people by now so he's probably not wrong but this is like saying that I'm stronger than a bunch of toasters, unrelated.
What are you talking about? Not every veteran is old
I’ve never run to r/eyebleach faster in my entire time on Reddit
Imagine thinking you're stronger than heavily trained soldiers who spent 30 days or got wounded in an active combat zone just because you have the brain power of a 7 year old and the strength of a stick...
Sad part is that it's not even satire, because they have the mask (Unless they are really dedicated to satirical posts)
more cringe than riyaz, and thts saying something
as a furry (an SFW one, keep that weird p*rn away from me thx), the majority of the ppl in the community I talk to don't think like this. it's so dumb cuz like being a furry is a hobby. it's just cosplaying some animal OC you made and drawing them or whatever. being a soldier, especially when you're a veteran, is a way braver, stronger thing to do and it's a job. instead of insulting them, this person should raise awareness and help get the countless veterans off the streets and back on their feet.
What problem do the furries have with the veterans? If any vets do have any issues with the furries are the veterinarians and that too is probably just that of confusion.
you gotta be really strong in the head to bear being this much of a dumbfuck
yes true a person who lives in their mothers basement is certainly stronger than somebody who has experienced the endless hardships of war
Ok hear me out. Furries aren’t that bad, but a lot of people see all the bad and dumb stuff they do, but none of the good things. That and, I mean, they do wear extremely fluffy suits in the summer, which is when it’s hot as hell outside, so they might not be as strong as veterans, they’re in that area
We aren’t stronger than veterans. Veterans know what they are doing. Idk what we are doing anymore.
Absolutely cringe. I hope they’re joking but it’s not coming through that way.
But, those aren’t mutually exclusive..
There aren’t even words
I've seen enough
The final boss- the veteran furry
(Refuses to elaborate)
Me seeing it approach whole in the lgbtq community
DON’T LET IT IN DON’T LET IT IN!!!
Sorry but the rainbow flag GIFs just remind me of the “OBJECTS THAT I’VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE” video.
time to start a psa to start shoving people like this into lockers
This gives a pain worse than stubbing my toe
Naw it’s a shit post
Me, a skinny minor with weak immune system: I- what
Account stole the video and added the flags and text
To be honest I would also be scared if I saw the Americans deploy furries in the middle of a war
as a furry myself, we're definitely not stronger
I’d like to see them go do something like D-day
Why do I keep seeing furries compare themselves to the military? It’s ridiculous.
I didn’t realize they were at war.
Ouch this gave me an aneurism