We are everywhere! Enjoy your time in Spain! Make sure to get a spray tan, face accent and a Spanish equivalent of your name before you come home!!

Sadly, my real name is actually Spanish adjacent so I can’t even claim that as a win 😢 Husband with receding hairline got shocking sunburn at lunchtime today, so the fake tan scenario is getting real 😂

You’re in Spain for a few days so that means you are now 100% Spanish.

Being parachuted into suddenly having to speak Spanish again quite so suddenly is quite the challenge, but I am doing pepino nation proud. I even managed to conjugate a few verbs today and slipped in a couple of subjunctives.

Olè 💃

In Australia, our stores sell Continental and Lebanese cucumbers.

Lol. 💀

We planted our garden a couple of weeks ago and I know it's going to be muy difficult for me not to post my baby cucumbers 😅

Please share your multiple pepino babies with us! You’re a better pepino mami than that other one 😉

Please post them.

Please post the small pepinos for me 🌞🥒

That’s so cute 💚 Lots of small pepinos for you u/smallpepino 🥒

That Pepino is not one thing, it is many many many many things.. it's rilly diffront

First of all, I HOPE they know who you are. Second they better have rolled out the red carpet. Third I'm SO jelly right now it hurts. 😞

I am proud to be representing our pepino community en España! I have consumed multiple pepinos, countless cañas, tapas like you wouldn’t believe, and I filled my pockets with pounds of purloined beautiful smooth, polished pebbles on the beach. I wish you were all here with me. What a party that would be! Un abrazo 😘

Lol AMAZING! 💚🥒

Pliss piss pepino cucumber