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pink-cashmere

“The joint”?? What are you, in a gang?


Historical-Trash

I like when Gpa uses his old-timey talk.


Zestyclose_Catch3199

I think your caption is spot on.


pancakesaretheparty

Is "move your body" Alec's euphemism for having the sex?


FamousOhioAppleHorn

It sounds more like a Hilaria expression.


Any_Elephant7180

It's Man's Man's World Lyrics This is a man's world, this is a man's world But it wouldn't be nothing, nothing without a woman or a girl You see, man made the cars to take us over the road Man made the train to carry the heavy load Man made electric light to take us out of the dark Man made the boat for the water, like Noah made the ark This is a man's, man's, man's world But it wouldn't be nothing, nothing without a woman or a girl Man thinks about our little bitty baby girls and our baby boys Man made them happy, 'cause man made them toys And after man make everything, everything he can You know that man makes money, to buy from other man This is a man's world But it wouldn't be nothing, nothing, not one little thing, without a woman or a girl He's lost in the wilderness He's lost in bitterness, he's lost lost Songwriters: Betty Jean Newsome / James Brown


[deleted]

Alex hasn’t exercised in decades. Why would he start now or post-slammer?


[deleted]

I heard murdering people is a real calorie burner. Better than sexy yoga even!


Alissakristine

Well...he does do push-ups by the elevator, lol


Silent-Implement3129

Just realized I’ve been misreading his screen name for so long. I thought it was alecbaldwinista (“eesta”). Only just caught on to the “Insta.” Ay, dios mio.


Effective-Manager-29

I feel worse because he got one over on me. I never noticed that either.


Weak-Construction275

-ooooop. saaaaame


Real_Lengthiness688

Me as well!!💙🧡


Maggiedelia

Me too! I thought it was paying homage to his wife’s Latina heritage….


Therealjimslim

Omg I never noticed until I read your comment. I didn’t see the N. Wow, now his name makes extra dumb zero sense.


ScaryGarry_SG1

Alec already talking about "The big payback" on all those people that are making him go to jail and have been so mean and have taken years off his life.


ScaryGarry_SG1

"THIS IS A MMMMAAAANNNN'S WWORRLD...."


ScaryGarry_SG1

Well, Alec you won't have to wait until you get out of "the joint" to get things going. You'll have an hour of exercise per day and I DO SUGGEST that you take advantage of it.


Hurryeat_Tubman

This is all I could think about once I saw James Brown. https://preview.redd.it/dxgeik0husqa1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=c65582c3dc8e1782e5806442c02ca2c75d5455eb


igobymomo

TOO HOT for the hot tub!


Hurryeat_Tubman

https://i.redd.it/ezzlas0hctqa1.gif


MaryKathGallagher

That’s all I could think about too


olivenenekurtz

Literally scratching my head.


JasonSethCatMommy

Pee Paw should be going to Azkaban Me Finch styleee.


Beanzear

Out of the joint hahahahaha I cannot


Blue_wine_sloth

Getting the lingo right in preparation


Temporary-Charge-851

![gif](giphy|VeB9ieebylsaN5Jw8p)


Arianawy

Drunk posting again


peepeehalpert_

James Brown was an incredible musician. He was also a prolific woman abuser.


olivenenekurtz

Hmmmmmm…..


sepiathrill713

I don't know what's going on here, but at the end of the video JB says, "Y'all gone make me kill myself."


kellsells5

![gif](giphy|3o7btYnxio8MUf33O0)


kellsells5

Someone was on a very dark spiral last night. First a picture of the way that things used to be when he won an Emmy and praising Lorne. I took it as begging but... James Brown might have served some time and dabbled in corruption but he didn't accidently shoot someone.


ScaryGarry_SG1

Alec is not a very happy person, to no one's surprise. Lots of late night internetting, lots of talk about things he could have done, places he could have moved, the peace he could have had...you know, if not for HER. This sub actually could have saved Alec from all this, ya know, had he been willing to listen to warnings regarding his new true love.


Any_Elephant7180

True! Two very good points.


IunderstandIdontcare

Brown willingly shot at people, he was also a domestic abuser. He tried to shoot and kill Joe Tex. He pointed guns at people, caused people to be shot and stabbed. Go look at his wiki page, he has a very violent history.


game_asylum

Attacked his own wife with a lead pipe and a gun, don't know why you'd need both


shep2105

Psychopaths like to keep both hands busy. JB was a piece of SHIT who continually got a pass because of his celebrity...hmmm, sounds familiar Don't forget, Alec has always said the DA had no "proof" that he sexually assaulted his 7 year old daughter which is how he rationalizes his continued hero worship of him


ScaryGarry_SG1

Alec "But I make fine films though, like Woody Allen. I may have to go to jail but my body of work should be remembered and respected, and people should be able to watch RUST on TBS at 3AM.


kellsells5

Yikes 😳😬


No_Anywhere8931

Sus major delivery from closest liquor mart this am. Destination : The Devonshire ASAP🚁🚀


cocomimi3

Fucking gross, killer


Longjumping-Lunch677

He’s already calling it “the joint”??


JasonSethCatMommy

Clank the man skank for crying out loud!!


Afraid_Range_7489

He's a hep cat, mang. It sounds like he referenced an article "50 Prison Slang Words To Make You Sound Like a Tough Guy".


limblessbarbie

Move their bodies, eh baldwin?


JusticeforHalyna

I guess he's thinking about going to prison and what he'll do after that.


Lucibean

What is the wide wide world of sports is he on? He’s on some Tiger Woods style pills.


Appropriate-Can-4077

😂😂😂


AnniemaeHRI

He’s crashing, much like his not Spanish wife does every now and then. Will he be doing cat puzzles next? These two need psych evals.


Kindly_Put_5065

I wonder if his case goes to trial he'll take the Gweneth Paltrow uppity contemptuous bitch attitude because the poor's are wasting his time? Is this post mocking jail time, like he's never going to be held accountable in his mind?


Temporary-Charge-851

Maybe he’ll go the Gwyneth route and paraphrase her comment about how the ski incident affected her. “I lost a half day of movie making.”


bigdill123

*uppity contemptuous bitch attitude because the poor's are wasting his time* 💯🎯


jepeplin

He probably just watched a Murdaugh doc


carbomerguar

![gif](giphy|aZeFIjI9hNcJ2)


AffectionateRice7271

Aww look, Peepaw’s drunk out of his mind romanticizing prison.


carbomerguar

You can make wine in the terlet


PennywiseBaby

LMAOOO 🍷 🚽


Barlow3001

![gif](giphy|L2qukNXGjccyuAYd3W|downsized) I don't understand what he means. The words don't really make sense together.


Odd_Pop5287

PeePaw found Hillary’s stash of ‘medications’


Pinkysrage

It’s because he’s a peepaw.


Famous_Ear5010

And most likely intoxicated. 🥃


mounjarho143

Is he saying he beats his wife?


[deleted]

I thought he wasn't allowed to drink...?


PaleoEskimo

His smol wife has a direct line to purveyors of powdered alcohol.


RazzmatazzBig2187

Who calls it “the joint”? Put away the 1940s gangster movies Aleek, you fossil.


No_Anywhere8931

Only way AlkyAl🍷🍸gets a stiffy these days is watching old Bogie & Cagney gangster movies. You rat you dirty rat📽🎬


RazzmatazzBig2187

Dang! I was looking for GIFs of that exact scene!!


No_Anywhere8931

Cagney's scene in White Heat when he's about to be blown skyhigh on top of gas plant "I'm on Top of the World Ma"💥 Ka-boom!!!!


RazzmatazzBig2187

Yas!!! That’s a great one ! If I were good at Photoshop, I would’ve change the phrase to “made it, Ma! Top of the Devonshire!” Boom!


MeMilo1209

Jimmy Cagney


Few_Establishment892

Jimmy Brown.


DragonToothGarden

Alec is going in the ol' paddy wagon.


FreckledLasseh

I love the use of "fossil" as shade. I can just *hear* the tone. Like Rooney calling his secretary Grace a "pinhead" In Ferris Bueller. You are correct. Carry on!


StrawberryGrapeJam

Jeffrey Jones... another pedophile. Yuck! Gonna have to watch Ferris Bueller's Day Off again though!


Pinkysrage

Someone who needs to spend time in one? God he’s so fricking old…


Familiar_Orange_1336

I hope he is in a position to know for real what men do when they get out of the joint. He needs to be sent there first, though. 🤞🏻


McNasty420

​ https://preview.redd.it/mv5cgi2w9pqa1.jpeg?width=313&format=pjpg&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=f1bd98257f809641b93d49e95442d99173c5289b


RazzmatazzBig2187

![gif](giphy|15BuyagtKucHm)


zzzoplicone

Sounds like Alec moved his body from the liquor store to his computer. I thought he was ordered to stay sober? 🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🤡


Any_Elephant7180

I believe his comment was said tongue in cheek.


chaossensuit

Most men want to move their bodies? What a weird thing to say aleek


PaleoEskimo

[https://media.giphy.com/media/PfVizdMx6zCA8/giphy.gif](https://media.giphy.com/media/PfVizdMx6zCA8/giphy.gif)


chaossensuit

![gif](giphy|1g1MyF5nIj0BtuAzBl|downsized)


Pisspot16

"Aleec are you listening to your body? Do you trust what it is telling you?"


Beckaroona

![gif](giphy|XL3xzZqOdk6Ji)


westviadixie

is there a naked person in this giff?


Pisspot16

That might be Chris Pontius or Steve O in a manthong


McNasty420

"I can't hear you Hillary. You have to pick up that phone next to you" ​ https://preview.redd.it/vdcd6jyucpqa1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=7c621d1dfae9af9265bc1d0e37314db361b61c65


chaossensuit

![gif](giphy|rPy4AFVJbyvQI)


Severe-Specialist-96

“And will you stop with that stupid accent already, bitch!!???!!!!”


uncouthcollective

![gif](giphy|ZcvFH9oQ0PfBAiebuJ|downsized)


Prestigious-Salad795

He's just clearing a blockage of some sort


Disneydreams1

![gif](giphy|gt1zH5KQWFioa6tMjK|downsized)


dmode112378

https://preview.redd.it/95w1c7e6opqa1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=24639daea280b9da05bb0512b4b749140c108bae


mamaosam

![gif](giphy|Snnhlvb3jPdnPIKkyi|downsized)


IlCircos

BOOZE and... ![gif](giphy|czIPBshOYCpRS)


Odd_Pop5287

‘Feed me Seymour’


violinspider86

Booze and some kind of stimulant. ❄️ He thinks he's very profound. I'm amazed they don't have hired people controlling their socials, especially now.


Motor-Beach-4564

Flair checking in


IlCircos

Dying!!


InappropriateGirl

Let’s hope he finds out.


angiedd28

Move their bodies?? Wtf? Weirdo.


Impossible_Farm7353

Is he preparing for his own time in the joint? (I hope so)


[deleted]

Is he trying to set up an insanity case for court?


[deleted]

The fuck is this?!?!


Temporary-Charge-851

Thank you, nelnikson. I thought it was just me who is lost.


nelnikson

Only 33 comments in 3 hours! Someone asked if he was getting ready for his stint lololololololol. A bunch of those “I’m legit paying 5 grands”. So funny the people that he thinks think he’s some kind of genius of culture with the shit he posts. Neither one of those fools should be posting anything!


XXXxxexenexxXXX

It's cathartic to see his fall from grace.


Numerous-Net3482

A gem from his fan comments 😹 https://preview.redd.it/pb1aq9dffnqa1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=9c8035a8bb67992d4d8a5094f0cd52aa7e221d97


CharliesFlyingAngel

Should make everyone have a blue check mark amiright Alec?


PennywiseBaby

Holy shit! This scam has been going around insta for YEARS! I remember this back in like 2015


[deleted]

I laughed so GD hard at that


nelnikson

Love those spammer comments! Guess you can’t trust your purchased bots!


popdemonpop

I think the guy tagged purchased though


pantherlikeapanther_

He finally abandoned The Beatles obsession for a moment, but does AB know that there's music created in this century?


Pisspot16

Maybe his "Dr. Fünke's 100% Natural Good-Time Family Band Solution" wasn't working out


Ok_Practice_195

The good Dr. Tobías Fünke will always be funny!


Blippisbabymama

TEAMOCIL


[deleted]

Yeah, what happened to the kid collective banging on pots and pans he was randomly posting videos of? Family Clark or something


Severe-Specialist-96

And where is his kids’ band with all these expensive instruments which they used just for one patnetic staged performance for mami’s IG..??


joomommyhappy

That’s not fair at all. Those kids are really talented. The boys, anyway; they can really play their instruments. No small feat that, at that age, especially.


Numerous-Net3482

***”banging on pots and pans”*** 😹😹


pantherlikeapanther_

I'm sure PervPaw hasn't given up on them yet. They mostly do covers of oldies, so still in his wheelhouse.


[deleted]

Lmaooo 😂😂😂


justusethatname

He’s on a fishing expedition. He’s waiting for an intriguing reply from a just right young thing to take his mind off his troubles, that grifter, and the seven mouths.


Appropriate-Can-4077

That Grifter and the Seven Mouths by tone deaf killer. I’ve heard of it, a metal band /s


carbomerguar

“Ooh, Alec, you know so much about popular music ❤️🥰”


[deleted]

That makes sense


Butterlettuce321

What the heck does this even mean? He’s lost his damn mind


Grand_Photograph4081

![gif](giphy|l0Ex8rdyy2QdX6Li8|downsized)


Familiar_Orange_1336

3 posts in 8 hours. His scream for attention is at an all time peak. His star has faded and he knows it. Such a pathetic loser.


missfije

I’m just wondering what Hillary will do with all that freedom once Alec is in jail. We’ve seen her behavior WITH supervision and Alec keeping an eye on her, can you imagine once he’s out of the picture ?!


McNasty420

>I’m just wondering what Hillary will do with all that freedom once Alec is in jail. ​ https://preview.redd.it/sepaoypvepqa1.png?width=970&format=png&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=b5643b1c4c2d4093bb22b0f77dafdbd901fa841e


joomommyhappy

He’s not going to jail, but if he does, and he was smart (huge if, I know), he’d tie her allowance to visiting him in jail, and staying at home with the kids. I think he could really fuck her up financially, and by the time it got untucked, he’d be out.


[deleted]

She’ll be day drinking with the gunkles and dump the kids off somewhere esp if they can’t afford Nannie’s. Maybe Dave and Kathy will take them in?


justusethatname

A lot more coats. And maybe another kid.


Difficult_Lunch_4406

If she doesn’t get pregnot soon, she for sure will be pregnot when he’s in jail.


The_Serpent_Of_Eden_

She'll have to get pregnant herself. Surrogacy in New York requires the signed consent of both prospective parents.


nelnikson

Not when your surrogate is a moon bump!


CoCo_Fran

Fading into an incoherent stupor as his cry for help so he can be hauled off to the looney bin (sorry not pc - the mental asylum).


Mehmeh111111

He's already in a looney bin. Wherever they send him will be 1000x more sane.


Severe-Specialist-96

🎯


WheresRobbieTho

If he gets admitted they'll have to start calling it the rust bucket


Difficult_Lunch_4406

👏👏👏


justusethatname

The cuckoo’s nest.


OddYam2337

Now he’s an expert on what men like to do after they get out of the joint? Ok PervPaw. Whatever.


Twins2009-

🍷Alcoholeek is what’s happening 🍷


justusethatname

Alcohalec!


pancakesaretheparty

I ran here... The bender is real.


Laughter_Medicine

![gif](giphy|l0MYMizgnsTpoMuoo)


RokyPolka

​ ![gif](giphy|McggYfOotQXUcERo9r)


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Ok_Practice_195

I just saw this and posted too, but my internet is slow lol. Indeed, what is going on in the sky dungeon tonight? Is papi Alec thinking about what he’ll do *after* jail? Maybe he’s considering a plea? 🍿 make it make sense pepino!