"this girl is in my car"
By - snowface21
I guess he hit that.
definitely giving her the wood
And then he made her leaf immediately after
Way to stick it to her by joining r/comedyclan.
Right? That birch deserved it.
I guess she was barking up the wrong tree
I wanted to add a pun too, but I'm stumped.
Don't beat yourself up, Oakay?
He put a lot of rings on it.
It was either that or continue to pine for one.
Don't beech yourself up*
Well she ended up in the trunk after all
Oh the mahogany!
I don't think anyone's gonna be able to spruce that car up
Two's company, tree's a crowd.
That car will be on Craigslist as in barely used condition
It’ll Tree-cut out
Too many puns I can't handle it.
Time to branch out, try new experiences
Axe it and split
He made like Tom and made her Cruise. Straight into a tree.
He made like Tokyo and drifted into a three.
“See you next spring, have a nice fall”
They make prostheses from diverse materials these days. Wood has fallen out of favour.
More like “Smashed That” as the kids would say.
Back in my day…
The only way to move on to the next on, OnlyFans
Got to get her out of ur head
That car needed a sprucing up
He hit it hard
These puns demonstrate the law of diminishing returns. Every subsequent one is way less funny and way less upvoted. How I pine for the days of better tree puns.
That's some Old Growth shade, right there.
These people man... " Imagine we're in the same car together what would you do?" BISHH I'd drive TF!!
Get out me carrrr
"GET OUT OF MY CAR. NOW!"
you are not to yell at me
I can still hear their voices
Hey Google define Schizophrenia
Do you have soda?
This reminded me of "Watch your profanity"
I will fucking talk to you, any God DAMN way I want...
It’s honestly annoying to see. The only reason they’re even good is all the videos making fun of them. The few times I’ve been on Tik Tok, I’m glad thirst posts have been out of my sight.
They’re ruining Instagram now that’s all I fucking see on recommended posts. I don’t even have tik tok or follow IG thirst accounts but every single recommended post is literally a tik tok thot doing some dumbass dance or some shit like this. It’s infuriating.
Welcome to the modern age.
Pandering to the lowest common denominator is nothing new. New tech, new media, same old same old.
I think there is a small difference though. IRL there is real time feedback from the people around you that can make you feel too embarrassed to flaunt your desperate need for validation. With social media you can just put your narcissism on full display with no real consequences and it's created this snowball effect where the thirst traps on social media are exponentially more cringe than how anyone would act irl.
I solved that issue by only clicking on stories with dogs. Now I only get recommended stories from dog accounts. But before that the default was TikTok thirst accounts which is wild, since I've never followed or even clicked on them before.
I never see the thirst ones. Tiktok really bites down hard once it knows what you like watching and only really shows you stuff related to what you normally watch.
I only get memes and dogs.
You aren't alone...
The dances are so cringey too. Not really sexy or impressive.
It's like they are thinking "I can't just stand here... Guess I'll make weird motions with my hands?"
You’re speaking to my soul. Instagram is so fucking annoying now. It just pathetic women trying capitalize on their good looks by doing various things with absolute mediocrity.
I thought that was the point of instagram from the beginning.
Possibly. But when I got it back in 2015 it was much more in tune with the things I was actually interested in. Mostly golf stuff and various other sports. Mixed with some sneaker head stuff. Now it’s half naked women golfing. Half naked women talking about shoes. Half naked women shuffle dancing. Half naked women trying on every out fit they own in one video. Half naked women going on vacation by filming their reflection upside down in a puddle. Half naked women working out with the camera under the machine pointed directly at their asshole. You know, stuff like that.
Oh god is the "back in my day" of instagram starting now
Been that way for at least 2 or 3 years
it was significantly different when it was photo (and iPhone) only. I wish they didn’t open the floodgates for video tbh
Instagram has been shit like that since the get go
Bruh I started skimming these videos on whatever platform (like "REELS" on Ig) and holy fuck, the narcissism. I've seen it before but it's just now all together in one place.
Not to mention the complete lack of originality and copying ("CHALLENGES") is unappealing to me
Exactly, like what do they expect someone to say? "I'd sexually harass/ attempt rape because I can't control my raging boner?"
exactly like wtf kinda answer are they trying to get?
OI DO YOU GET YOR DROIVING LOICENSE ?
What seems to be the officer, problem? I can say that I swear to drunk I'm not God.
Hell, I'd be wondering why I was in the passenger seat.... and where did the steering wheel go?!?
I'd give her a blowjob right there
And she would blowjob you back, just constant epic blowjobbing each other alllll night long.
Tell em “why the fuck you in my car biatch?? Get out, how tf you even in here”
I think posts like that are so incredibly weird. Basically they are just fishing for people on the internet to say they would fuck her?
That's exactly it.
They crave validation
She has 9m followers I think at this point she's just playing the crowd, bigger audiences = bigger sponsorships
next step in career, selling bath water.
Pro tier shit, none of that basic bitch underwear and feet game anymore!
You pretty much have to move on from feet once you've sold the two.
Doesn't need to be your own feet right? Just sell the driver's.
Final step: get too old to live off looks.
Irrelevant when you are already set for life by that point.
Who is she? Asking for myself
You were actually asking for both of us
I'll validate her vaccine passport if that's what she needs.
She is a model whose lifestyle is partially supported by her social media presence. Something tells me she doesn't need to read sweaty comments for her to know that many people would want to fuck her.
Can you imagine how awful dating a woman who everyone wants to fuck would be? No thanks but also yes please
Behind every IG model, theres a guy whos tired of her thottery.
Louis CK has a great bit about not wanting to date the 'hot chick at the bar'
Every dude should date the 'hot chick at the bar' once.. unless we're talking about the hot chick at the bar who has herpes. If not go for it. Us guys often need a reminder that those super hot chicks we see in bars are sometimes terrible people. Doing it more than once is where the stupidity kicks in.
They've found a promising cure for herpes now. I say go for herpes bar girl!
I'll let her try out the promising cure first, then go for her.
Medical ain't free round here...
Dude, just imagine everything in life was handed to you without question because people want to fuck you. You know it because you're not stupid, but you didn't ask for it.
How would that effect your psyche? I mean, there's basically no consequences for your actions when you're an above average looking woman. There are a million people willing to forgive whatever you did and help you out. But it's because they want to fuck you.
It's a weird dynamic. How do you handle that? Embrace it? Reject it?
Why date when you can just jerk off in front of em
If that's your kink, and they consent, go for it.
In the case of Louis CK he certainly met 50% of those criterias
Or you know, money.
It's also a ton of the posts on /r/RoastMe
Its fishing for replies because it amps up her view count: some will be thirsty, some will be comedic, some will be borderline criminal. But as they say "no press is bad press"
No, she’s receiving views, subscribers, and ad revenue for letting other people send her perverted messages. There’s a subtle but important difference.
It’s a set up post. There are a lot of these on every social media, even Reddit. You give other people an assist to create very funny content
This is one of the the best roasts of all time.
The massive ego of a girl posting that
What do people otherwise answer?
I wish I had gold 😂
Here give them this 🏅
3 in a row is what a rare sight
Minimum purchase is 1800 points (platinum). Gold is 500, so I have a few hundred left.
EDIT: Someone else got me. lol
Other people are adding golds.
Racks on racks on racks
I bet you're like damn why did they stop before me, ha.
Sure. Why not
Looks like the streak ended
“Shove that thermos up your ass!” That would be my guess.
Pretty sure that wasn't siswet, but I like your thought process
Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well
It's not a fancy culture, but at least it's growing
Just videos of them jerking off in a car.
“Just!?!” Some of those videos have craftsmanship pal.
I wonder how this generation is doing going from school age where social media = everything vs. career life where they ain't shit.
Probably the same way people in the last generation who peaked in high school get around.
Except social media has made peaking in high school as a viable career path. Like football or basketball, but with shockingly higher success rates.
Demand will adjust over time. Everyone wanted to be a lead guitarist and for a while a lot of bands could make it and some absolutely exploded, then the market adjusted. Anyone can be a vapid narcissist and a ton of people want to, the value of this kind of social media influencer is already going down and will continue to. Not that there won’t be vapid influencers, just less that are popular and the ones with any success will have to be at least somewhat entertaining. Basically the effort to pay/success ratio will adjust
I hope you are right and i hope this happens asap
Yeah I hear all the time about how high class porn stars love thier careers lol
Sometimes the money is enough and most of times it just ends in sadness.
Like pro wrestlers, pro NFL/NBA players, escorts, construction workers, etc. Selling your body usually fucks your body and your.mind in the long run. But hey, money and fame in the interim
Construction workers. Damn, so many people dont realize how much of a toll it takes on you, no matter what trade, carpentry, electrical, plumbing, painting, all of it. When i was a painter going through the apprenticeship school they told us that on average painters in the union collected 4 pension checks before they died. FOUR checks after retiring on average. They told us as a way to try to make us take our health seriously, as many older painters didnt, but it only made me realize just how bad for your health that job actually was
This comment made my day! I'm going to be happy all week just thinking about it
I'm not saying she *should* have a massive ego, but she probably gets like 5k hits a day on tinder so...
This girl has over 9 million followers - these videos that go viral only increase that number. She's doing it for the money - she might have an ego but I'd wager it's all about the money.
Hot coed gets T-boned by massive wood
Hey! I got this
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im that guy, whos the girl
Your wife, you married to her 2 years before the crash and from that crash you got amnesia so you don't remember her.
I was there. Legit.
Fucking beautiful ceremony too.
Her breast looked amazing in that casket.
What was wrong with the other one?
Remember the crash?
Very good: the MiB ray is working.
That's where we put her legs and ass.
It’s true I was the car. I was jealous of their relationship so I planned the accident.
I got you, fam. Renata Ri
How do these videos have so many views?
#( o ) ( o )
Must have got warmer.
No, it's getting closer. LOOK OUT!!
Many cringes in those videos.
Ricky Berwick is an absolute comedic mastermind.
He's definitely one of my favourite people on the internet right now.
I got a Cameo for a friend from Ricky. Straight up hilarious and totally worth it.
That dude is hilarious. He has some videos of him roasting people trying to convert him to Christianity
Mr. Hat knows the score.
["You go to Hell. You go to Hell and you die!"](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TIMrFpnfvyI)
- Mr. Hat
When I bought my new house my friends chipped in and got me a cameo from him and it was amazing
I genuinely can't tell if it's a very talented young comedian or an absolute batshit crazy incredibly angry cultist teenager.
When he said "I'm a sexy young man" it gave it away.
Haha, yeah totally. That's when I knew which one he was. We both know, yeah...
You say it though.
Holy Christ that is actually comedy gold
I’M NOT FAT!!!!!
AND I’M NOT A PEDOPHILE!!!
There are more. I went on a spree and saw 4 in total, I'm not sure if there are more or not. Also, I'm pretty sure the Christian dude knows exactly what he is doing. I found all of them to be humorous.
***Virginity is cool***
In all seriousness what even is her fanbase? Thirsty 13 year olds?
And with one fell swoop, the thottery was cleansed from the land
Probably ask her to pump my gas and pay for it or gtfo
That's one thirsty redhead.
Can anybody well versed in the tiks and the toks explain to this grandma what the woman was expecting as an answer? Did she want to know if somebody would assault her?
I'd be freaked out if I got in my car and a random woman was sitting in there.
She wants men to describe how they would sexually ravage her so she can validate her life choices to this point.
That is... Unsettling. She's clearly attractive enough, so the unpleasant comments from random people online make her feel... Good?
These are women who found out how much attention you get being moderately attractive and appealing to sexuality in men. It's a very easy and unearned feeling of importance. They see men guffawing over Scarlett Johansson who's an A list celebrity... So if they get the same reaction it feels like they are of the same worth. They don't have any really valuable skills or traits they've worked on that get the same immediate gratification. It's a dopamine hit. The problem is, it's a lie. What they don't realize is good looking women are very abundant. A man will give this girl the same reaction he would give a girl who is 4 points lower but in person. It's just how men are, it really means nothing to men to do this as it costs nothing. It gives a false sense of importance which ultimately hurts these women because they rely on it too heavily, and looks fade away and men start valuing other attributes as they become more successful.
Attention is the short answer; It also happens to be the long answer as well, just with more words to flesh out the scenario.
She's looking for some thirsty boys to say dirty things like, "I would rip all your clothes off and blah blah blah" and so on.
She wanted a bunch of replies telling her how beautiful she was, how they want to f*** her, etc. Just big time ego narcissism shit.
It’s always attention. She wants people to inflate her ego
She was fishing for validation, compliments and people simping over her
he's so funny
All hail r/RickyBerwick
That was the comedic Tums I needed for that nauseating narcissism.
Omigod, Ricky i love you man 🤣
Well what the fuck do you want me to do STACY?
I don’t mean to bring it down but does anyone know if the driver of that car is ok?
Needed to find this out, difficult because everything you look up about the driver or crash are rally profiles in French. [This Link](http://mattblacklabs.co.za/carlife/2012/10/01/10-insane-rally-crashes-that-people-survived/#more-10282) though has a list of wild rally crashes people have survived. Links to a YouTube video which has the same crash at :54 seconds in. From the article,
>Damien Dumas and the navigator suffered broken bones including: arms; legs; neck; and back injuries. However both made a full recovery.
The video’s funny but i came to the comments hoping the car crash was ok. That looked really bad. I hoped the guy who made the video wouldn’t use an instance of someone dying for comedy. Thanks for finding out.
Yes both were ok, injured but ok, the driver was Damien Daumas and the accident happened in Rally Lyon in 2009.
Hilarious!! But it bothers me he turned the wheel the wrong way
I guess he smash.
She's in tour car? I thought she was in my basement
Who is this guy. He makes good stuff
What they fuck have they done to Reddit mobile, it’s ugly as shit now
Edit: like the video comment thing now looks fucking ugly
She thinks she’s cool, but the only people who like her are horny weebs who only care about her ugly ass body.