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WoLfY_HUN

Black friend


Gluten_maximus

A formidable ally


AdmiralBlackcock

Me name would still be Blackcock. Or as they be callin me down in tha r/piratehole AdmiralBlackcock. Either way I be seein tha as a win in me books.


doge-12

HMMM


madsjchic

Well


SourCocks

Apparently I am blue waffle


RealWanheda

Black wife


arcaneresistance

Hello Black Wife, it's me Black Girlfriend! Some day soon I hope I can be like you. All I need to do now is switch out this white lady sitting to my right.


SaSc0803

Yellow Wife


Romanian885

Green woman


11Shepherd11

Shrexy lady


Antiqas86

Black Dick


WalkingSpoiler

Plot twist, the shirt is black and there's someone named Richard next to you


[deleted]

[удалено]


ultrathe_

Ur married ???!


SaSc0803

In my dreams :')


ultrathe_

could tell lmaoo #single lyf better


aliengangsta

Black dick


Aphala

You leave Richard out of this...


Royal-Tadpole-2893

The Green Mug


SchitneySmears

This looks like a job for The Polka Dot Cum Rag!!


Thesamuraidemon

God almighty


I_Communist

White Uncle


cabinoose

Are you sitting on his lap?


yasser_thegr8

Blue flip-flop


Mr-Fahrenheit_7

Blue pillow?


WhyWontThisW0rk

I’m green pillow


a_human_from_earth

White pillow


_TheBadArtist_

Grey pillow


-Teressia-

Grey pillow gang!!!


BlightFantasy3467

Ah, our rivals! We meet on the battlefield once more. RISE MY FELLOW GRAY PILLOW RANGERS!


ShirtSpirited

AYYY GRAY PILLOW GANG


0Ppenguin

Ğřăý pīļĺøw ģåñģ


Nitemarex

white woman


[deleted]

With experience u will be promoted to the post "Karen"


Lopsided_Service5824

Arch enemy of Black Friend


marlobansfield

r/angryupvote


-crentist-

Do you have an instagram?


IRapePandas

This made my day thanks


nvysti

wtfs ur user💀


ObiWanRavioli05

It is i Black scissor! Edit: Holy shit!


GelberLimo

Oh, so you are my rival, because it is i White Scissor!


Let_me_eat_the_moon

Me, Red Paper, looking for a place to hide.


Bleu_Ches

I’m red toilet paper, just a slightly more specific version of you


Let_me_eat_the_moon

Does it mean... Does it mean you're my long lost son?


Bleu_Ches

….dad??


Let_me_eat_the_moon

Let's not talk about my wife and your mother tho.


Bleu_Ches

Yeah, haven’t seen them in years 🚬


Let_me_eat_the_moon

Good, she stank. Smh


Useless_Mac

I love a happy ending


KSTAR57

Is it because I am a red toilet ? I knew you weren't the right person for me


Weird-bitch7904

HA IM GREY ROCK rock paper scissors shoot :)


Let_me_eat_the_moon

Yess, come into my arms, I'm gonna wrap you with my deep red thighs and crush your head under the wight of my creases. But first, kill those bitch ass scissors for me, okay?


Stuart651

Don’t worry my friend, they will not be albe to defeat a fucking green sofa


huaweimaster8

black black man


Republic_57

I got navy blue chair wtf does that even mean


Thefuckyoutoobot2

Is it navy blue or blue chair?


Republic_57

Navy blue


Thefuckyoutoobot2

Just say navy chair then, the navy’s super human


Republic_57

But where does the chair part come in? Do people sit on me!? Now that’s scary


Thefuckyoutoobot2

You can randomly change into a chair any time you wish! Very helpful for stealth missions. So you do get sat on regularly


Republic_57

I disagree I think somebody would notice if they randomly came across a chair I. Their house they never bought or noticed


Thefuckyoutoobot2

But this is why you normally are selected for investigates facilities of some sort


Republic_57

I can also get easy lap dances


Republic_57

The lore here is insane


HappySmiledGoose

WhY dO yOu SaY iT’s BlAcK mAn AnD nOt MaN iTs RaCiSt


yur0_356

Ok, black slave


SLAMjam439

Neon Yellow Flushable Wipes


SuperfnDave

Holy shit me too . I’ll be your Cottonelle Cousin


ikeepwipingSTILLPOOP

Just call me... BLUE BALLS!


EvilBahumut

Flushable? You are a lie, thus a Villain


some_edgy_shit-

They aren’t really flushable tho :( source I work for a water district.


BummbleBee19

Naked pillow


matilteado

Naked baby


VicSmacky

Dude why are you naked with a ba.. by- oh no


ItsShinigami

Bathe.....


Gaflonzelschmerno

Are you using THE VOICE on me


ItsShinigami

Open the shampoo bottle.......... DRINK IT


fuckusnowman

LATHER. RINSE. REPEAT. FOREVER.


FabulousTrip8946

*insert confused screaming here*


thkingofmonks

Wait, Dune is actually a meme now?


Cepterman2101

Always has been


_themuna_

Relax. He said object so the baby is probably already dead.


VicSmacky

Why would someone be naked with a corpse of a baby?!


_themuna_

The living ones make too much noise.


-Hmmmmm

r/cursedcomments


Timely-Leader-7904

r/holup


Smallscalebmxer

r/holp


FatChicken2021

Naked Prisoner


AdroKun

Naked Grandma


bigblackcoconut420

**Nake-huh**


brandimariee6

I read that and instantly saw Steve Harvey’s shocked face


Cococtor

Your superpower, always feeling sad and alone when going to sleep!


retro_mod

Oh my god I have super powers!


dollarstorelesbian

Can I be the pillow 👉🏻👈🏻


HamburgerSquadYT

We all wanna be somebodys pillow... Wait what did i just Say


Hanzo_Pinas

Yes


Impossible-Barnacle4

heyy same.. we naked buddies


Bill-Cipher3

Naked Switch NAKED GANG!


BigMemerMaan1

Red nut sock


ImJustHereForCorn

What’re your powers?


BigMemerMaan1

Cock and ball torture all day and night


QuinceDaPence

Makes the vilan achieve post nut clarity to see the error of their ways


danknhihooyaar

White stepsister


mahmud_

Is she stuck?


djseafood

What are you doing step-superhero-bro?


Jojogamer210

You mean step-superhebro


Anishtt__Kumar

Is that a new religion or what?


thatguysteveanon

Just another spinoff


noTfOreveRyone1337

My name is black couch, and I am here to help


OG_DOGMAN

red dildo


Kambhela

Want to be partners with purple lube?


aakaakaak

Hello Red Dildo. I'm Green Wallet. Wanna partner up?


geared4war

I'm Blue Waffle and I approve this message.


kai_fn

Green cat


Guto17

Cats bring weed tô you


_Sam_IM_Sam

r/suddenlycaralho or am I mistaken ?


Guto17

Correto


awhaling

Shit, I’m green mouse.


canofmeatwater

I am the Grey door.


Thesamuraidemon

If only there was a color called mor


canofmeatwater

One does not simply become mor door


MorDoorDude

I did


canofmeatwater

r/beetlejuicing


Sorry-Proof3192

Impossible


GG-Enterprises

Red shower 😂


YeetedBot_YT

so how’s your shit going?


GG-Enterprises

honestly i need to drink more water... first struggle of the day 🤣🤣🤣


cierramonae01

LMBO that’s literally me, sitting on the toilet to no avail 😓😭


Thesamuraidemon

Hell on the porcelain


cierramonae01

I know 😭


Alominatti

Yellow Calculator Wait a minute...


light-less

As Asian I feel offended


Like_Ya_Cut-G

As Asian i didn't feel offended


MxttzProductions

As Asian I feel


OeufLeau1996

As an Asian I


LordEscanor101

As an Asian A


crystallized_doggo7

As an Asian IAmA


Sea-Leave6783

Noice, I got Yellow Computer


[deleted]

Black Mac


Gh4nDi_

Return of the Mac!!


Agent_Swag11

Black .45


H_U_Y_05

Ah, you must be waiting for a robber to try it on I see


jojos38

r/HolUp


Bi_Fry

r/holupinholup


H_U_Y_05

Oh hey, you found the subreddit


Private_Lancelot

Naked Child I'm not wearing a shirt and I'm sitting beside my nephew


Bleu_Ches

Hmmm, alright, but we’ll be keeping an eye on you 🤨


Bodach42

Tagging them as suspect.


46554B4E4348414453

How about pants


atmus11

"Uncle what are you doing?"


MaybeNot_MaybeYes

Oddly specific….


RPa00

Brown shit


fiendtrix

I am made uncomfortable by the fact that the shit was what you noticed before the toilet. O God there is no toilet is there?


Popcorn57252

And also the shit is to his right, not beneath him in the toilet


fiendtrix

You've never stood up to check your work?


Popcorn57252

Ayo you right


Gaflonzelschmerno

UPS man delivering a package to a dairy farm


H_U_Y_05

Whose shit is it


bread_jedi

Orange kazoo?


ignore_me123

Black computer


Chewquy

Red case


dark_thunder1097

Black girl. Welp I’m going to get canceled. Reason: I’m white


vulpy17

Rainbow wall Feel free to add superpowers


Popcorn57252

You have been helping the people of the LGBTQ community for decades! Meanwhile, your arch-nemasis *Rainbow Road* has been trying to paint your image in a bad light by infuriating players for years!


Cococtor

Your power create wall that only people who run straight can touch.


xuxo94

Bue Wall


Kylerthegamer4

Is your blue wall full?


capn_doofwaffle

Black handicapped... Fk me...


Fle3tway

Who would fuck a black handicapped


xFearful425

Suddenly an adjective became a noun.


levitatingbull

Black remote


HuffnDobak

Orange Sink


Shut-in-Abyss

Red cum bottle


PotatoGuy45

Why is the cum bottle red


FlookyFlakyX

penis period


CelestialAndrew

Why would you make me imagine this


ImJustHereForCorn

Why TF is there a cu- nvm


sergario-

Black Mexican


Patient-Physics3104

White sheet 😂


Noob-4899

bloody dead body


DaAsesino

Damn why you doing Papa Smurf like that bro😔


Kamikaze_Pig

What color does a smurf turn when you choke it? Similarly, what color does it turn to when it dies?


DaAsesino

r/showerthoughts


furrynoy96

**HOL UP**


Live-Suit-4809

Blue window


galaxy12894

Pink lamp :')


Shiro_shimada

My shirt is black the book inam reading is trash......................


FlyingNihilist

Black Backpack


Thin_Pipe

Red window


Aquamaru

Red plushie


Ok-Comparison6783

White Millennium Falcon


BuiltlikeanOrc-a

Stained Maroon Can?


Respektschelle62

Grey IPad


hayhaydavila

My boyfriend said White Bitch. I think I’m gonna change seats


[deleted]

Black remote... dam


albenfy

Red grinder


ElBarbas

the amazing Naked Bidet!


Any_Ad_6703

Black headset… really boring one