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Accomplished-Elk1003

Uska baad mummy poch thi thee ke hamesha tution ka baad gym kyu jaate hoo


DefinitelyMortis

"Maa gym kaha? Carpenter ke paas jata hu ,Suna hai achi fevicol hoti hai unke paas, wahi dil jod aata hu"


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black_kaiser29

I thought he became a glue sniffer therefore went to the carpenter for sniffing fevicol.


funkynotorious

I thought tu Fevicol sunghne jata hai. Meri class mn ek ldki thi wo iske nashe krti thi.


[deleted]

tru sgima


[deleted]

Bhai bura mat Laga kuch logo ke toh male friends bhi nahi hote aur kuch log me hu


akshat_c09

Same bhai, bc koi importance nahi deta friend group mein hokar bhi


[deleted]

Friend group scam he. Ek banda hona chaiye bas wo group me jo pakka dost ho. Baaki sab toh dhyaan bhi nahi denge tum ho ke nahi


akshat_c09

Sachme bhai, literally akele movie dekh ke aa raha hoon just


[deleted]

Lol me bhi akela dekhta hu kabhi kyuke "friendgroup" ka plan saal me 2 baar banta he . sab chup chup ke apna alag se jaate he. Waise konsi movie dekhkar aaya?


akshat_c09

My hero academia bhai


Murky-Treacle-962

mujkho bhi nhi milti isliye Reddit pr ajata hu dil bhlane.


akshat_c09

Same bhai


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MrMindProbe

Can we be friends too


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MrMindProbe

H̶o̶l̶u̶p̶ Great!!


Alive-Corgi6509

̶U̶s̶s̶e̶ ̶b̶e̶c̶h̶ ̶k̶r̶ ̶a̶m̶e̶e̶r̶ ̶h̶o̶ aww so cute


pot1onSXC

Friends kon hote hai? 🥲


akashneo

All these memes make me remember sad memories. In my school days one of my friends asked me to write love letter in english for him because he wanted to impress some girl. but I refused so he wrote it by himself and made many grammatical and spelling mistakes in the letter. The dumb girl gave that letter to the principal and then principal presented that letter in the next day's morning assembly pointing out every single grammatical mistake. That guy never talked to me again. I still regret it to this day, if only I wrote that letter for him.


[deleted]

Aise logo ke liye garud puran mei Ksharakardamamki saza likhi gayi hai us ladki ko bhi ulta taanga jayega aur principal ko bhi


sidequest7

Aparichit bhai ap yahan kaise


Gamer_Vishav

Real id se aa aparichit


sidequest7

Wow people are assholes


Manyyack

I was in hostel, One night me and my friend were jumping the fence to go out to smoke. My leg slipped and an iron went through the thigh muscle, There was pool of blood and Ambulance was called. My roommate of 3 years, My best friend didn't come to hospital with me that night. Was there for a night and till next evening. Had stopped talking to that guy, fast forward 15 days and I came to know that he got into relationship with his crush. Later came to know that he wrote a love letter with my blood and claimed to her that he cut himself to write a love letter to her.


akashneo

Bhai ye to kuch jyada hi serious ho gaya. Bhai seriously sad life.


Manyyack

Madarchood log se yaad aa gaya apni zindgi k kuch madarchood to flow me nikal gaya


alternatebeing1

fuck that girl man that's just evil


[deleted]

Damn.


kbrunner69

Are bhai ko bolna tha grammerly download karne ko, lol


FroKi0

Lmao friend zoned. Lol ye kya reply hai bc hahaha. Well atleast u confessed ..props for that. Now go cry out the pain


FORLORN_X0

Bhaut sahi Bhaut supportive msg tha thenkz


syro_waves

Focus on yourself chad . My crush friendzoned me 3 years back , dmed me and said she loves me and she regrets saying no to me a month back :)


ryuk_bored

Chad


syro_waves

Maine bola , friends rehte hai baad me dekhenge :)


Gryffin_hunter

Ye kisi south indian movie ka plot ban sakta hai


syro_waves

Shaadi me zaroor ana : Please come to my marriage positively


NRS888

Tip- Bc ab approach mat krna, leave this where it is. Also friendzone ka use karo bc, uske baaki female friends bhi to honge, if you're with her as a good friend matlab you're already vetted for her friends, so now you have access to whole new set of people as well.


Leather-Ad8420

Wah kya scheme hai


xDarkFlame25

25 din mein ~~paisa~~ ladkiya double


EveryTrash7953

Opportunist


IndianOtaku25

Aapda ko avsar main badal diya.


DII1

Fuck her bro, you'll get another, give zero fucks to her now


syro_waves

People downvoting . 8 mahine jane do bc , fir se upvote karoge


IamIndiankira

Bhai la uska no. de usse yeh meme bhej kr deakhta houn


FORLORN_X0

Rne do brother


[deleted]

yeah brother, send her this meme, it would be great


Vishesh3011

Kya pata waapis patt jaaye


RedXD_

She will never even give him a look then Edit:- Blow Up my Karma,ffs


degenerate_senpai_

Blow me instead( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


[deleted]

ye majboor hai aap nahi


akshat_c09

Tu alag hi trip pe hai xD


RedXD_

I have his mom's strip vid, do you want that? (DM Me)


Infamous-Smoke4823

Aa idhar tuje blow karta hu


degenerate_senpai_

Ola hu uber wala blow mat kr dena vai


Saif_Ashfee

Chill bro, sirf 15 karma down hoga at Max. Fuck everyone 🤌


Ok-Dragonfly-5067

Cuts to minus 60💀


Financial-Neat7887

Bhai lekin usne tujhe kudh se durr to nhi kiya na uska dost banna rhe Meri crush nei toh dosti bhi chhim li thi tu to phir bhi lucky hai


The-Majestic-

bhai wese kehne ki baat haan, once you see someone as a potential romantic partner it's quite impossible to be a genuine friend. Toh teri crush ne shi kiya tum dono ke leye yhi acha tha.


ToxicGaurav

Are wo bechara friendzoned hogya hai vai


Financial-Neat7887

Toh kya bejjat toh nhi hua na meri tarah jab mene apni crush jo meri best friend bhi thi usko pucha purri class mei bejjati alag woh mere bus mei bhi jatti hai ab batao


[deleted]

kaafi bura hua aapke saath bhai par meri isse bhi alag beijaati hui hai


Financial-Neat7887

Koi baat nhi bro sabke saat hota hai


[deleted]

Bhai Mere time pr to uski mummy ghar aagayi thi


ToxicGaurav

Are bhai bhai


BerojgaarAadmi_69

Are bhai rula diya meri story repeat kar di


Ampew14

Happy Bhai Dooj


FORLORN_X0

Dil se bura lgta hai bhai


ShRagyy

Bhai ias banke uska intekam leliyo .. dikkat na le mein aur kaafi saare tere saath hi de rahe honge exam !!


kekB0T2020

"don't want to lose u as frnd" What they don't realise is that the one who proposed is already past "friend" title and that friendship is already over. Its now one sided gimme sex and one sided im ur friend relationship now.


selfdevlopingyouth

>Its now one sided gimme sex 🗿🗿


Ur-Didact-100

Exactly lol


YoYo375

Nope you can get over crushes They don't last forever I've gotten over a crush in a few months


[deleted]

you deserve an award but rn i dont have one sed


Ok-Cost168

Kam se kam friend to hai.....


bhishmagaming

Yeh wala us moment ho gaya.


ansh5603

us bro us


FORLORN_X0

Tera pain zada hai


ansh5603

My pain is still far greater than yours - pain


RizzyNizzyDizzy

You have slight chance in distant future still


[deleted]

sahi baat hai, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3Xv\_g3g-mA


Ready-Constant-5048

Sala apne pas to koi mahila mitra bhi nahi hai.


KingSlayerAbby

Me socha kuch Love Advice de do. Phir yaad aaya ki meri khud gf nahi hai.


grave_96

Average redditor moment. Realizes that even flipping a coin won't give you a head.


MihirGamingAndStuff

hapi raksha bandhan ;-;


Diabloshasher

Bro i suffered tht TRUE BRO i decided i will be staying single focusing on my studies untill college, atleast boards accha ho jayega Ek baat batao this happen to me in 10th grade i was so angry n sad i scored 89% in boards


Shubhavatar

Nice decision bhai, apne aap pe focus karo. Ye sab faltugiri me padne se behtar hai


Diabloshasher

Yep i have board math exm class 12 on 6 dec now


Shubhavatar

All the best! Make a good career, you'll also find happiness eventually.


Anishtt__Kumar

Muskuraiye aap Friendzone me hai


squeezer_kaha_hai

ye to us moment ho gaya bhai


FORLORN_X0

We know the pain


0Rohan2

That emoji why


princeop07

Because “fuck you😊”


BasedBihari

☺️


Open_Tell_2749

Goodnight 😊


ToXiCFiRtH

😊😊


Gamerno22

Imagin his friend asking next day aur setting ho gyi


Tushar0905

Ladkiya attach nhi hoti bhai . Hum bas entertainment hai unke liye . Savdhaan rahe satark rahe


Ripudaman9

>I dont like you i like you much English ka paper isi ne banaya lagta hai


thatssahilt19

Bruh conversation smiley ke saath end kiya usne. Thats Gotta hurt


PapaKehteHChutiya

Hey Ram! How difficult is it to understand ki never fall for a girl from workplace/tution/college/school . Ab hoyega na ekdam awkward.


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FORLORN_X0

Bhaut bde wla fuk


gutkeepsmelting

Katne ke kyi tarike hote h aur yeh unme se ek h. Friendzoned:'( aur woh bye bye kya h bc lol


Brilliant-Striking

ladki mana karde to usko bhool jao daroo ki bottle mile to ghoont ghoont pee jao maa chudane do aisi ladki ko muth maar ke so jao


gutkeepsmelting

Baap ke paise pe jio Aur apni khud kii jindagi pe land lagao ....Pura krta na bro


Ur-Didact-100

Kya bat kya bat


No_Substance9214

Bhai ek kaam kar uski mummy pata ley.......fir sweet home gaziabaad karte rahiyo uske saath........


zlexander52

Isse Friendzone kehte hein babu , jaldi niklo bhai


danknaam69

Baat bohot choti hai magar badi bhi hai


RagnAROck_and_Roll

I've never been friendzoned >!Because I never had a crush anyway!<


Dank_e_donkey

Bhai ladkio mein kuch toh progress hai, ye nahi toh koi aur bhao degi bhai. Dil ko strong rakh bhai.


im_just_depressed

Bhai uska number de mujhe mai teri setting karva deta hun. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


TeriMomKiMotiGand_69

Redditors you seeing this... Plz tell this guy not to talk that girl anymore now... Bhai friendzone mein dukh milta hai aur kucch nhi... Baat maan behn ke lund andha mat hi zyada pyaar mein


[deleted]

Tu Mujhe Chhod Ke Thukraa Ke Bhi Jaa Sakti Hai Tere Haathon Mein Mere Haath Hain, Zanjeer Nahin


NoobDhruv

Been there brother, meri crush meri acchi friend thi aur usne aake mujhe bataaya ki usne mere friend ko propose kardiya aur usne mana kar diya.


Anonymously2018

Dukh dard duvidha


Radiant-Ad8728

One sobo girl in my school used to pull my cheeks aur cute bolti thi mujhe . I started falling for her , usse confess bhi kiya lekin usne friendzone wala chutiyappa kiya .


DiYUNO

One more soldier is down


ProIronOP

I can only imagine her personality after reading the words she used to reject you !! I think you should be thankful to the god that you didn't get into relationship with her.


Ok-Editor-4082

2 options hai, friendzone hoke uska Tommy bana reh ya fir dosti khatam kar nikal de life se usko, ye tution ke time ki 14 se 22 saale ke age ki kuch hi relationships aur friendships hamesha ke liye nahi rehti hai, kuch saal mein matter nahi karte isme se 90-95% logg. Kuch dino mein usko naya banda milega aur teri aur jalegi iss a ha Katt le, experience hai isiliye bata raha hu,lene hai toh le.


[deleted]

Chhote Bhai, wo tujhe mna nai kar rahi. Woh keh rahi hai "tu abhi successful/amir nai hai, isiliye hum boht acche dost hai and moreover abhi mujhe ek ladka thoda thoda pasand bhi aa raha hai. Mein teri friend to rahungi hi kyuki kya pata kal kya ho jaye?"


Ur-Didact-100

Ah shit...Bloody flashbacks lol


Cautious-Writer-4138

Ladkai sabka katna bhi chahiti hai lekin unke good books me bhi rehna chahti hai.moh maya choro dost


Candid_Let7404

Ab to lose kr di ..bolne ka kya faida (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻


its_hades_23

u/savevideobot


dakshop2007

FRIENDZONED


SirPreet_69

Kam se kam friend toh h..mujhe toh meri ek friend like krti thi...usne mujhe btaya bhi..mne bhi btaya ki m usse like krta hu..hum relationship se ek step dur the..pr dheere dheere usse koi or pasand aa gya..or ab vo mujhse baat tk nhi krti..mujhe pagal krdia usne


[deleted]

Every girl is like that


[deleted]

If you are unable to get her, there is always her mother 🗿


Karan_Astic

Sigma ban ja


-HURRICANE_X-

Bro you are already more chad than rest of us just by asking her........its fine, teenage crush shift hota rehta hai.....and abhi toh puri life padi hai.......you will definitely find someone much better


shru_Kay

Cut it out. She wants to be a friend, treat her as a friend.. you are free to approach other girls.. enjoy.


_RedwolfAj_

Technique hi galat hai tumhari.


Carnage_911

Maine socha ki kahegi ki uske paas bhi ek ling hai.


No-Zucchini6370

Aah


NeerajShedge

Rakshabandhan kab hai, tab usko teri yaad aayegi.


[deleted]

Too much expectations


Taalerbora33

Rules 1 and 2 follow nahi karte kya?


jamezbond69

Khade lund pe dhoka😢


vizz8reddit

My sympathy with you brother.. but don't worry you'll find someone better than her one day... (Mera khud ka kata h or mujhe aaj tak khud koi dusri nhi mili...)


hexdecmul

https://youtu.be/0rSb_QD08vw Simple yet elegant solution to get out of friendzone....


Simple-Indian2005

Step Brother bhi nahi bola yar usne.


obitobitobitobit

True story h kya bhai ☹️☹️☹️


GhostOfaBotInPants

+1


thebigggd

Stay strong mate. We are all here for you!


dr0darker

Ye course hota h kya . Bhai same to same reply mujhe aya tha


AppropriateCrew79

Friendzone kia hai. Bhaizone nhi. Abhi bhi mauka hai😂😂


Cic77

Bye bye goodnight bol diya be..


YASH_PROBABLY

Achi hi hua Kam se kam tujhe ab pata to hai ki she want to be in touch with you but not in a relationship


Altruistic-Tell-1634

Pucha mat karo ladkiyo ko drama passand hai.. Direct bolo i like you


princeop07

This “Goodnight😊” seems to be “Fuck You😊”


titanprv

Bhaiiiii fuckkkk kya relatable meme h bc😂😂😂😂😂 mene jisko bola tha same dialogues chepe the bhai💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥 Ps: emoji ke liye maaf kardena bhailog


ultrayash

Goodnight dekhke zyada dard hua


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First time?


Skyonfire30

bhai me foresight tha isliye esa kra


tooboooring

Please don't convert friendship into love because you loose both I experienced it 😔😔


FORLORN_X0

Nice tip brother


itachi17u

Atleast you tried.


[deleted]

Boht achchi baat hai, tune bol diya warna kitne laundon ke toh crushes sirf memories banke reh gaye (Meri bhi)...💔. Maaf karna emotional comment dal diya.


NervousSatisfaction4

u/savevideo


[deleted]

Issok bro we’ve all been on the receiving end 😩


Patient-Concert7175

Yeh 4-5 hajar upvote ke liye nhi hun mein daba ke krdo mahakal ke asirwad se


White_wolf_18

Iska meme template kaha milega bhai pls bata de


Avishek473

Bro this is too relatable, it's like a personal attack But I love it :')


beastf1ster

Punctuations had a stroke reading this.


spillbeanss

It's not that I don't like you.. I like you so much but, I don't want to loose you as a friend. (She likes him, but doesn't want to have a relationship with him).


batcave7373

First propsal me hi khon accept kr ta hai, he should try for a while to make sure he is friendzoned or not.


reedsmokesweed

reply mat kar. Seen pe dalde. fir subah bolde "out of all my frnds, u r the ugliest. but because u are my frnd, i like you"


mejhlijj

Don't do this op. It's a terrible advice. If you are interested in being her friend then stay otherwise delete her number and go no contact for the sake of your own sanity and self respect.


reedsmokesweed

OP probably has many friends, he needs someone who is more than a friend. Friend banani thi to puhcha hi kyu?


mejhlijj

Arrey I am saying the same thing. If he isn't interested in being her friend then just delete her number and move on.No need to lose your sleep over one girl.


CrazyHouze

"Maine confess kiya hai to tumhe manna to padega hi." Waah


Diy-Sing

yeah after all ego hurt hui hai revenge to lena hi padega


reedsmokesweed

let these bitches know, they aint all that


AgreeableFarm1234

Koi na bhai friends with benefits bn jaa


Free_Candle6991

Same


Arey_yaar_

Can I ask her age?


Rohanrox17

Ah the nice guy syndrome


[deleted]

Mods seani rodh h ki sub reddit ka naam change kardo r/ indianKeRandiRonne rakh do


lawde_lag_geye

"i dont wanna loose you as a friend" Bro you are not loosing him in any aspect....he is trying to become more than friends....that does not mean you will loose him or smthng...thats the total opposite...he is trying to become someone who will not leave you and will be there for u more than a friend will do thats what he wanna try to do....he just likes u and wanna be together....there is no loosing here..smh


destroyer10super

Abe tum logo ki rejection ki kahani meme thodi hai? Puri duniya me kitne sakdo log hai jinko kisi ne reject kiya hoga, abh woh sabh uspar overused sad meme banadenge?


comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


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Billasi_Praneel

Bc tu kya bada meme bana liya?


InterestingAffect306

Maine aaj tak pucha nahi but ik 2-3 hain sabse yehi reply aayega


I_M__PARTH

Oof


_dhruvik_

Bhai ye template kaha milega?


FORLORN_X0

[ye lo sir](https://youtu.be/Z8-h05_FA0s) Isko kahin se mp4 m kr lena download


_dhruvik_

Thank you very much sir!