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schattenteufel

If you just took a shower then your face and balls are equally clean, and it shouldn’t really matter what the towel touches. Besides-they’re your own balls.


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annonymostalal

Same, i love eating your ass after you shower


Apprehensive_Joke_73

I also choose this guy's ass


girl_uhm_yes

yummy


davidjschloss

This guy ass eats.


arealperson-II

Yeah exactly


onlyhav

Exactly. Acting like they just got hit by the water once, got out, hit themselves with cologne, and called it clean.


Petsweaters

She's probably never washed her gash


Stalked_Like_Corn

Was thinking the same thing. My balls are squeaky clean. Why does it matter?


SemiDanger

You're not wrong but I still only use the corners to dry my naughty bits.


axa645

I flip the towel to the opposite side to clean the naughty bits, then use the other half to clean the rest of me


SemiDanger

Do you keep track of which side is which?


axa645

Yes I do lol always gotta note the flip


Lauchsuppedeluxe935

i fold it, and remember the inner side is the "dirty" one


TemetNosce

Simple. Tag against the ass. Your towel has a tag on it, right? Use the tag side of the towel for your ass and other bits.


freckledcas

You fold a damp towel?


Lauchsuppedeluxe935

and then i hang it up on something. never got smelly before


sandrodi

I do this too, not for ball-drying, but rather my hair/beard so I don't end up with itchy non-chest hair under my shirt.


demoncrusher

I use my wife’s towel to dry my naughty bits


throwawaysarebetter

I choose this man's wife's towel, too.


cliffotn

I use your wife to dry my naughty bits.


Joker4479

Is she a doctor by chance?


ohyeahthatscoolyeah

No, she’s a doctor by choice.


demoncrusher

She has a PhD, so yes, but that’s not what most people mean when they ask the question


ReverendCandypants

If I felt that way I'd wash my balls until they were clean enough for center towel.


Lanoman123

Just say balls lmao


ChairmanUzamaoki

This is the real correct answer. I just scrubbed them, so it doesn't matter and doesn't need to forget because it's all the same


pauly13771377

>Besides-they’re your own balls. Exactly. It's not by boys went out on there own last night for a hook up behind the strip club by the airport.


HighOnGoofballs

I start with my hair and work my way down, there’s no possible ball to face contamination


mazu74

Or you could just wash your balls…


HighOnGoofballs

Going top down is just the smart way since you know. Water drips down


mazu74

That is a good argument, but ball to face contamination shouldn’t be a concern if you wash your balls, is my point.


BossRedRanger

An ass towel is more appropriate. Balls are clean after I shower. This is a case of r/badmensanatomy


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VJEmmieOnMicrophone

Your ass should be clean after a shower...


Seabuscuit

It’s not gay if you put peanut butter on your balls and let your dog lick it off… because it’s YOUR DOG!


Agent_Snowpuff

I usually just clean my balls. And then I don't worry about it because they're clean. If they were not clean then I would not be done showering.


coleisawesome3

Wait you lost me


arglebargleglopglif

Doesn't really matter which is dried first, as your sack should be as clean as your face by completion. Same reason most of us don't wash our towel after each shower - it only touched another clean object.


Stalked_Like_Corn

Not after each shower but you shouldn't be doing it for more than 3 really. It's nothing to do with you but there are dirt particles in the air and it getting wet and collecting those over and over will make it dirty and mildewy.


bobalda

most people take 3 showers per 3 days, not 3 years


Timpstar

Comments like this makes me almost like living in a dry, arctic climate. Only have to shower like 3 times a week. Sometimes shower daily during the summer if you're active and stuff.


SensitivePassenger

Yeah, and if you don't need a full shower you can just wash off you undercarriage with the little hose next to the toilet.


ohyeahthatscoolyeah

You mean the dog water fountain?


Appropriate-Pen-149

“Whores bath”


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where I live most people take 3 showers per day, lol


OneEyedWonderWiesel

You TOUCH YOURSELF IN THE SHOWER?!


Agolf_Twittler

Wtf kind of question is this? Does this woman have a vagina towel?


count-the-days

I mean I have a towel for my face, and one for my body. But no, no separate vagina towel


black_rose_

Can't wait to give my own answer... As a woman with long hair, I dry my face with the hair towel, then wrap my hair. Then my body towel for everything else.


daellat

I mean yes but that's obviously something to do with the drying capacity of a towel which is fully saturated by the long hair. Not that your body is still gross after a shower so you need a separate towel, which the op implies.


Bibliloo

As a man with long hair(they go below my shoulder) I don't care and wipe my body and hair with one towel. But what I do is moslty press the water out of it and then wait for it to dry.


LucasStoryNZ

This. This tweet unfortunately lives rent free in my head and I think of it nearly every time I have a shower. It's so stupid it makes no sense.


9quid

Why would a stupid tweet be paying rent in your head?


Bibliloo

Because we don't like squatters.


ServantOvBaphomet

Because landlords have to make a living too.


Dragon_Cat_

Idk but I do this same thing and I have a vagina. I mean, I know it’s clean but still. Precautions, precautions.


PsychologicalLeg9302

Y’all acting like the balls are out banging koalas and dragging New York City gutters or some shit.


SponTen

Shit, are they not supposed to be?


pentalana

There is a Dilbert cartoon where Wally reveals that he *never* washes his towel. His reasoning? After having taken a shower, he is the cleanest object in the house, therefore the towel becomes cleaner as he uses it.


ph34r807

Seinfeld joke as well.


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9quid

That's bacteria


cliffotn

Indeed - however we don’t smell bacteria we smell their waste. And whatever waste bacteria produces to cause sour smelling towels, it’s a bitch to get out. Bleach may as we’ll be water. Vinegar baths is what I’ve found works, maybe an outside UV bath if it’s dry/sunny. I rarely have to deal it, but in rare occasion my teens leave a wet towel in a weird place.


fourLsixtyno23

You’re probably talking about mildew, and bleach usually takes care of it.


cliffotn

Nope - I’m a bleach fanatic, and bleach doesn’t do squat. Vinegar soaks is all that does the trick, and it may take more than one . Unless it’s dry and sunny out, then a UV soak in the sun works.


fourLsixtyno23

Works for me anyway. At the end of the week my basket of dirty rags and towels smells pretty pungent up close. Splash a little bleach in there when you wash them and they always come out fresh again.


McFucking_what

I think you mean it's a BLEACH to get out


pnwgeo

If you actually washed your balls… does it matter? It’s not like they’re any different than your elbow. Ass? Sure. But otherwise?


brict

Honestly my balls are probably more likely to have gotten cleaned well than my elbows. Maybe I need an elbow towel.


VJEmmieOnMicrophone

Why isn't your ass clean after a shower?


idontwantausername41

Everyone neglects cleaning their ass and it shows


Arctic_Eagle1

Yeah but buals


Toof_75_75

There is a very simple fix for this. My towel, one of those extra tall bath blankets or whatever they call them, has a tag on one end. The tag end is for drying off feet, dick, balls, and butt. The middle of the towel is for drying legs, arms, and body. The top of the towel is for hair and face.


cliffotn

If you actually clean yourself in the shower, nothing needs fixing. My balls, dick, even my boogie hole are all squeaky clean after a shower. I couldn’t care less what part of a towel has touched what, because it’s all equally clean. If you’re cleaning yourself, it’d be just as effective to rid the cooties with a quick “circle-circle, dot-dot, now you’ve had your cootie shot”


Baaaanannerzzz

I have a small washcloth that I use to dry my face and then my towel to dry my body.


Default_Dragon

Same - and I replace the face cloth a lot more often than the towel.


ElectronGuru

Correct answer. Ball residue isn’t the issue. Getting face oils on your body causes skin problems.


Aimjock

I don’t believe that towels forget. I always use a new towels when I shower. I live alone, so washing a bunch of towels so I have a dry towel ready every time I shower isn’t a big deal.


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Aimjock

Wasteful of what? Water? Soap? I don’t really care. I prefer to have clean towels each time.


Iridium__Pumpkin

Yeah. Plus, I just washed my balls, so I wouldn't mind even if it was in reverse order.


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Neckbeardascended28

Exactly, same for the taint.


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Omgnoi

No, we have a separate face towel… lol


aeiouLizard

Also you literally just showered... You're clean


gameMaker203

Let's not act like they are equally clean doe,


itsthisausername

I dry my face with my balls.


TopherWasTaken

Wait do women have a seperate coochie towel?


ServantOvBaphomet

I dry my balls on the nearest person's forehead.


thats0K

I literally just washed my balls. and my face. the skin on my chin and my nuts are the same level of clean. rubbing the towel directly on your butthole might be (ok, is) too far. but bro. it's not like we pee on our balls then dry em off. smh


Individual-Notice-16

100% how I think as well


FirePenguinMaster

Can confirm. This is the way.


Low_Guarantee1232

Shampoo = body wash too


tehdang

The towel: The things I've seen man...


Paul_Grimes_68

Speaking of balls, who likes dragons?


voidbaron

Top to bottom, fresh towel every day.


Dragon_Cat_

That’s what I do. But I don’t have balls.


Eastern-Resolution15

No. Theres a towel for your face and hair and another for your legs, balls and feet


1969ToyotaCorolla

I start with my ass


ChickenWithATopHat

I dry my ass crack and balls with a towel and will use it on my face immediately after. I am clean. I use a washcloth in the shower to scrub everything including the crack of my ass. If you’re weird about this then you aren’t getting clean enough!


RianThe666th

I have a top half towel and a bottom half towel, not for any sanitary reasons but just because I have enough surface area and hair of all types that only using one towel isn't enough. It's uncomfortably wet by the times I'm done. The top towel is the one that feels nicer because my legs care much less about thread count than my face.


MrTopHatMan90

I have two towels...


Enslaved_M0isture

the ball essence must politely vacate the towel in the next 24hrs, it is one of the universal constants that our plane of existence is held together by


imshite-at-reddit

You’re not rubbing your towel on dirty wet balls. You wash your balls. It’s skin, no different than your shin.


Cucummerz

Am I the only one that uses one side for face/upper body and the other side for the lower parts? Unicolor towels: side with the tag = face side. Multicolored ones: darkest side is lower parts side.


ionevenobro

In all seriousness, do people not wash everything down there? Like taint, ass, balls, and everything else. If it's clean, it shouldn't matter. ​ If you're grossed out, it's not clean enough... I will give an exception to your crack though, just dry it with toilet paper and you're good to go.


bbbaaarr

Jesus christ yall aint showering right you only wash your balls when u about to have sex???


Linkby9

I have an upper body towel and a lower body towel


Biolog4viking

No, Towlie does not forget. There is a reason he is a drug addict.


LongjumpingBowler638

Yeah but what about drying asshair


TheNamewhoPostedThis

I do everything and then balls last, and use a certain end of the towel for balls (the ends of my towels look different so I know which side is the balls side).


MFields319

This is the way


ReasonableQuit75

I just spray my balls with alcohol, it got so used to it, that during circumcision it felt like nothing


CuzYourMovesAreWeak

Head, body, hair. If hair is long. Hair, head, body. If hair is not long. If you took a shower, everything is clean. I don't get the disgust of ball water on a towel.


hscene

Balls are clean. who cares?


Ccarloc

Hey everyone: Do you dry off your face after a shower with the same towel you use to dry your asshole, or do you have a separate asshole towel?


Bootiluvr

I wash my face with my hands


poisonxcherry

to be fair i don’t wash my face in the shower. i take super hot showers and hot water isn’t good for your face. i wash my hair and body, get out of the shower, wrap my hair in one towel and wrap my body in another. i then wash my face in the sink with lukewarm water


neoadam

Who cares you are CLEAN


ButAFlower

If you're not comfortable drying your face after your balls after a shower, you should probably wash yourself better.


LadyofDungeons

I actually didn’t know you could reuse a towel you used to dry off with until I was 26 and visiting my bf’s family….. really embarrassing.


lizzerdwizerdgizzerd

I know the trope is “men gross and women clean” but genuine answer from a typical dude. I have a towel for my face and a towel for my body. I’ve seen plenty of girls bathrooms that have made me gag


Kimikins

I'm a woman. I don't have the patience to get all up in there, so I do what I can and dry it with dirty laundry.


thisxisxlife

One side for hair, face, and upper body. Other side for lower half. I make sure to hang the hand/face side facing out every time. Keeps my face from touching my balls and ass every night.


1the_pokeman1

Wouldn't your balls and ass be completely clean after a shower ?


Paul_Grimes_68

Three towels are required: face, anus, balls.