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If you just took a shower then your face and balls are equally clean, and it shouldn’t really matter what the towel touches. Besides-they’re your own balls.
Same, i love eating your ass after you shower
I also choose this guy's ass
This guy ass eats.
Exactly. Acting like they just got hit by the water once, got out, hit themselves with cologne, and called it clean.
She's probably never washed her gash
Was thinking the same thing. My balls are squeaky clean. Why does it matter?
You're not wrong but I still only use the corners to dry my naughty bits.
I flip the towel to the opposite side to clean the naughty bits, then use the other half to clean the rest of me
Do you keep track of which side is which?
Yes I do lol always gotta note the flip
i fold it, and remember the inner side is the "dirty" one
Simple. Tag against the ass. Your towel has a tag on it, right? Use the tag side of the towel for your ass and other bits.
You fold a damp towel?
and then i hang it up on something. never got smelly before
I do this too, not for ball-drying, but rather my hair/beard so I don't end up with itchy non-chest hair under my shirt.
I use my wife’s towel to dry my naughty bits
I choose this man's wife's towel, too.
I use your wife to dry my naughty bits.
Is she a doctor by chance?
No, she’s a doctor by choice.
She has a PhD, so yes, but that’s not what most people mean when they ask the question
If I felt that way I'd wash my balls until they were clean enough for center towel.
Just say balls lmao
This is the real correct answer. I just scrubbed them, so it doesn't matter and doesn't need to forget because it's all the same
>Besides-they’re your own balls.
Exactly. It's not by boys went out on there own last night for a hook up behind the strip club by the airport.
I start with my hair and work my way down, there’s no possible ball to face contamination
Or you could just wash your balls…
Going top down is just the smart way since you know. Water drips down
That is a good argument, but ball to face contamination shouldn’t be a concern if you wash your balls, is my point.
An ass towel is more appropriate. Balls are clean after I shower.
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Your ass should be clean after a shower...
It’s not gay if you put peanut butter on your balls and let your dog lick it off… because it’s YOUR DOG!
I usually just clean my balls.
And then I don't worry about it because they're clean. If they were not clean then I would not be done showering.
Wait you lost me
Doesn't really matter which is dried first, as your sack should be as clean as your face by completion.
Same reason most of us don't wash our towel after each shower - it only touched another clean object.
Not after each shower but you shouldn't be doing it for more than 3 really. It's nothing to do with you but there are dirt particles in the air and it getting wet and collecting those over and over will make it dirty and mildewy.
most people take 3 showers per 3 days, not 3 years
Comments like this makes me almost like living in a dry, arctic climate. Only have to shower like 3 times a week. Sometimes shower daily during the summer if you're active and stuff.
Yeah, and if you don't need a full shower you can just wash off you undercarriage with the little hose next to the toilet.
You mean the dog water fountain?
where I live most people take 3 showers per day, lol
You TOUCH YOURSELF IN THE SHOWER?!
Wtf kind of question is this? Does this woman have a vagina towel?
I mean I have a towel for my face, and one for my body. But no, no separate vagina towel
Can't wait to give my own answer... As a woman with long hair, I dry my face with the hair towel, then wrap my hair. Then my body towel for everything else.
I mean yes but that's obviously something to do with the drying capacity of a towel which is fully saturated by the long hair. Not that your body is still gross after a shower so you need a separate towel, which the op implies.
As a man with long hair(they go below my shoulder) I don't care and wipe my body and hair with one towel. But what I do is moslty press the water out of it and then wait for it to dry.
This. This tweet unfortunately lives rent free in my head and I think of it nearly every time I have a shower. It's so stupid it makes no sense.
Why would a stupid tweet be paying rent in your head?
Because we don't like squatters.
Because landlords have to make a living too.
Idk but I do this same thing and I have a vagina. I mean, I know it’s clean but still. Precautions, precautions.
Y’all acting like the balls are out banging koalas and dragging New York City gutters or some shit.
Shit, are they not supposed to be?
There is a Dilbert cartoon where Wally reveals that he *never* washes his towel. His reasoning? After having taken a shower, he is the cleanest object in the house, therefore the towel becomes cleaner as he uses it.
Seinfeld joke as well.
Indeed - however we don’t smell bacteria we smell their waste. And whatever waste bacteria produces to cause sour smelling towels, it’s a bitch to get out. Bleach may as we’ll be water. Vinegar baths is what I’ve found works, maybe an outside UV bath if it’s dry/sunny. I rarely have to deal it, but in rare occasion my teens leave a wet towel in a weird place.
You’re probably talking about mildew, and bleach usually takes care of it.
Nope - I’m a bleach fanatic, and bleach doesn’t do squat. Vinegar soaks is all that does the trick, and it may take more than one . Unless it’s dry and sunny out, then a UV soak in the sun works.
Works for me anyway. At the end of the week my basket of dirty rags and towels smells pretty pungent up close. Splash a little bleach in there when you wash them and they always come out fresh again.
I think you mean it's a BLEACH to get out
If you actually washed your balls… does it matter? It’s not like they’re any different than your elbow. Ass? Sure. But otherwise?
Honestly my balls are probably more likely to have gotten cleaned well than my elbows. Maybe I need an elbow towel.
Why isn't your ass clean after a shower?
Everyone neglects cleaning their ass and it shows
Yeah but buals
There is a very simple fix for this. My towel, one of those extra tall bath blankets or whatever they call them, has a tag on one end. The tag end is for drying off feet, dick, balls, and butt. The middle of the towel is for drying legs, arms, and body. The top of the towel is for hair and face.
If you actually clean yourself in the shower, nothing needs fixing. My balls, dick, even my boogie hole are all squeaky clean after a shower. I couldn’t care less what part of a towel has touched what, because it’s all equally clean. If you’re cleaning yourself, it’d be just as effective to rid the cooties with a quick “circle-circle, dot-dot, now you’ve had your cootie shot”
I have a small washcloth that I use to dry my face and then my towel to dry my body.
Same - and I replace the face cloth a lot more often than the towel.
Correct answer. Ball residue isn’t the issue. Getting face oils on your body causes skin problems.
I don’t believe that towels forget. I always use a new towels when I shower. I live alone, so washing a bunch of towels so I have a dry towel ready every time I shower isn’t a big deal.
Wasteful of what? Water? Soap? I don’t really care. I prefer to have clean towels each time.
Yeah. Plus, I just washed my balls, so I wouldn't mind even if it was in reverse order.
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Exactly, same for the taint.
No, we have a separate face towel… lol
Also you literally just showered... You're clean
Let's not act like they are equally clean doe,
I dry my face with my balls.
Wait do women have a seperate coochie towel?
I dry my balls on the nearest person's forehead.
I literally just washed my balls. and my face. the skin on my chin and my nuts are the same level of clean. rubbing the towel directly on your butthole might be (ok, is) too far. but bro. it's not like we pee on our balls then dry em off. smh
100% how I think as well
Can confirm. This is the way.
Shampoo = body wash too
The towel: The things I've seen man...
Speaking of balls, who likes dragons?
Top to bottom, fresh towel every day.
That’s what I do. But I don’t have balls.
No. Theres a towel for your face and hair and another for your legs, balls and feet
I start with my ass
I dry my ass crack and balls with a towel and will use it on my face immediately after. I am clean. I use a washcloth in the shower to scrub everything including the crack of my ass. If you’re weird about this then you aren’t getting clean enough!
I have a top half towel and a bottom half towel, not for any sanitary reasons but just because I have enough surface area and hair of all types that only using one towel isn't enough. It's uncomfortably wet by the times I'm done. The top towel is the one that feels nicer because my legs care much less about thread count than my face.
I have two towels...
the ball essence must politely vacate the towel in the next 24hrs, it is one of the universal constants that our plane of existence is held together by
You’re not rubbing your towel on dirty wet balls. You wash your balls. It’s skin, no different than your shin.
Am I the only one that uses one side for face/upper body and the other side for the lower parts?
Unicolor towels: side with the tag = face side.
Multicolored ones: darkest side is lower parts side.
In all seriousness, do people not wash everything down there? Like taint, ass, balls, and everything else. If it's clean, it shouldn't matter.
If you're grossed out, it's not clean enough... I will give an exception to your crack though, just dry it with toilet paper and you're good to go.
Jesus christ yall aint showering right
you only wash your balls when u about to have sex???
I have an upper body towel and a lower body towel
No, Towlie does not forget. There is a reason he is a drug addict.
Yeah but what about drying asshair
I do everything and then balls last, and use a certain end of the towel for balls (the ends of my towels look different so I know which side is the balls side).
This is the way
I just spray my balls with alcohol, it got so used to it, that during circumcision it felt like nothing
Head, body, hair. If hair is long.
Hair, head, body. If hair is not long.
If you took a shower, everything is clean. I don't get the disgust of ball water on a towel.
Balls are clean. who cares?
Do you dry off your face after a shower with the same towel you use to dry your asshole, or do you have a separate asshole towel?
I wash my face with my hands
to be fair i don’t wash my face in the shower. i take super hot showers and hot water isn’t good for your face. i wash my hair and body, get out of the shower, wrap my hair in one towel and wrap my body in another. i then wash my face in the sink with lukewarm water
Who cares you are CLEAN
If you're not comfortable drying your face after your balls after a shower, you should probably wash yourself better.
I actually didn’t know you could reuse a towel you used to dry off with until I was 26 and visiting my bf’s family….. really embarrassing.
I know the trope is “men gross and women clean” but genuine answer from a typical dude. I have a towel for my face and a towel for my body.
I’ve seen plenty of girls bathrooms that have made me gag
I'm a woman. I don't have the patience to get all up in there, so I do what I can and dry it with dirty laundry.
One side for hair, face, and upper body. Other side for lower half. I make sure to hang the hand/face side facing out every time. Keeps my face from touching my balls and ass every night.
Wouldn't your balls and ass be completely clean after a shower ?
Three towels are required: face, anus, balls.