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FriendlySquall

A knife? Not unlike those used by The Romans during the times of the Knight's Templar? Could this startling new find be yet another piece of the 228 year old puzzle? "It's definitely a knife!" - Jack "This could be... it!" - Marty "Ha ha. Wow!" - Rick " " - Billy


Mongoreg

Losing my mind


MrHelicopterDick

Haha billy. That’s great! Lol


kklug24

That's more interesting than the show is for me now.


akaScuba

As Billy would say “ Yep”. This sub is better than the actual show.


Mongoreg

Might start digging.


PaulPaul4

Carmen Legge has estimated your find to be dated 1160 to 1985


D0399

More like 4/2/1762 it was a Tuesday, overcast, 41F, they had just finished the stone road. (He’s always so specific on the dates lol)


georgiablue2

“I’d put this between November 1623 and January 1624. Based on the wear pattern this looks like it was used by a heavyset housefrau to slaughter several hundred pigs for a ceremonial Treasure Burying Feast”. Narrator: “A ceremonial pig slaughtering knife? Used by a housefrau?…” Separate but related. Have I given a decade of my life to this show? Talk about sunk cost fallacy


akaScuba

Dramatic head turns all around the room. Simple Jack smiles and nods knowingly.


PaulPaul4

Lmao


bipolarcyclops

And rain was forecast for that day.


Kupfink

That sir is a "stabby dazzler" for sure. A real "top organ" find. What did it sniff like?


gibsonlp27

I’m sitting in the waiting room at a dr’s appointment. This comment just made me laugh so hard that I had to get up and walk out for a second.


Shellilala

I do that watching the HodgeTwins at the gym all the time ROFLMFAO


mattingly233

It warrants more investigation in my mind. LATER THAT DAY in the research center: (AKA TRAILER) Marty: Gary is smiling. I like when he’s smiling. Gary: “Oh have we gotta uuuge find to show you” Shows knife. RICK: wow.


Madnote1984

"Next time, (possibly in two weeks randomly) on the curse...of oak island!"


Mongoreg

Killing me


Abdul-Ahmadinejad

That could be the special map knife that Rey and the gang used to find the dark GPS to go to Palpatineland… or maybe the magic message knife that got passed down through generations of royalty so Arya could one-shot the Night King… or the one Bilbo Baggins found in that cave… but I think it’s more likely Templar. Can you draw a semi-straight line from it to Oak Island and/or the moon? Because that would settle the matter.


Mongoreg

Damn man, what should I do?


Abdul-Ahmadinejad

Someone from Prometheus will likely be in touch shortly. Or maybe some secret ancient Templar Assassin’s Creed kinda people. It could go either way really.


capital_bj

You better get on the phone with the Canadian goverment, probably need a few permits, and a assessment


Mongoreg

OMG, I CAN!


Edward_L_Norton

Make it a pant pocket find and get a free Templar vasectomy.


maskthestars

Then everyday is your birthday!


Green-Championship-7

That's a Bobby Dazzler for sure


138Crimson_Ghost831

Looks like it has Lovecraft's Elder Sign. Be on the lookout for Shoggoths.


Mongoreg

Fuuuuuck


akaScuba

To recap if the Templar Assassin ‘s Creed does’t get to you the local Shoggoths are probably already on the way. Hopefully you have a Portuguese pine tar kiln to hide in they never look there. I‘m assuming you gpot all the required permits before removing the artifact. If not you got bigger problems the government is coming to help you.


COACHREEVES

[No Doubt](https://www.aptdeco.com/product/crate-barrel-marble-top-coffee-table-3) Crate and Barrell ***In the War Room:*** *Crate and Barrel was founded in 1962 by Gordon and Carole Segal. Segal mulled the fact that reasonably priced but classy items for the kitchen were not readily available to the Chicago consumer. With the St. Lawrence Seaway newly opened, the Segals got the idea to have European goods shipped straight to Chicago, where they could be sold directly to the public. In this way, importers and wholesalers could be bypassed, allowing the fledgling merchants to keep prices in check.* ***Over dub***: Could it be that European Traders have found a way to make their way to Delaware using the St. Lawrence Seaway, long the highway of French Traders. If so, might they also have deposited something more valuable under this man's trailer that this knife, perhaps from the early years of exploration, might point to?


DasEigentor

The treasure is thataway


PaleontologistOk6438

It's got a wood handle, did you sniff it?


Janmcwb

But did you have a large rock near it with deep grooves?


[deleted]

I need to look more into it but i am sure i have seen that marking on road signs around the world. They may point to the islands secret if you draw a line through everyone of them.


soundmixer14

"Could it be?.... "


Yeocom1cal

Arrow marking on the blade points to the Money Pit


redwoods_orthodox

definitely Templar due to the 13-branch tree engraved into it.


CapIndividual8784

Could be Native American. That’s a symbol some tribes used to point to water sources.


capital_bj

whatcha got Gary, ooooo oohh Rick its a good one mate, lookie here at the little rock like structure in the steel. That's old Rick quite possibly from before the dinosaurs, hand riveted, and what's this peculiar thing by the handle. That looks like it could be for cutting sail cloth!


Mongoreg

Wow


Entire-Highway-4070

Templar baby!


MissDisplaced

Could it be?


roborolo

Could it be?!


DLoIsHere

Runic! That dates it at least to about the second century, AD. INCREDIBLE.


Patch267

More like OJ than Templars.


OutinDaBarn

Don't make that a top pocket find, you'll be sorry Gary!


pohlmaudeeb

I left one of those near Atlantic Ave. back when I was a kid. I thought I had hid it well. I found it on vacation in Halls Harbor sea cave.


Mongoreg

Atlantic Ave is 3 streets over.


Sophiedenormandie

No joke, that's an awesome f##king knife!


NE_Pats_Fan1

Medieval baby!


milkdudmantra

Could it be?


SonSuko

Smells like Mi’kmaq


Sophiedenormandie

You think the little wavy bits and the hole near the handle is a bottle opener?


Mongoreg

Maybe but I don’t think so, too small.


TheGreatGatsbie

That knife has seen some bodies lol much love for the 302


VaguelyArtistic

Wait, what if it's not Templars, it's *hobos*?


Grimmer026

I think it bares the mark of Hunter Biden


Mongoreg

Absolutely needs investigating, easily could have been smoking rock in this DE trailer. Rehoboth local.