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miltankuserollout

But it's really funny. I will use it in the future


WherMyEth

I'm glad you still have hope.


miltankuserollout

Yeah I have a partner with whom I will be engaged soon >< And be married someday (hopefully)


IamTryingMyBest_

So you'll stop dating (hopefully)


miltankuserollout

Hehe I see what you did there. With things like these I am a rather insecure individual, so that's why I wrote it like that. You can't gurantee things right?


Pinco_Pallino_R

I can guarantee you will eventually stop dating, but that's about it. WHY you will stop dating, on the other hand...


baconwagoneer

Sometimes me wee wee falls off in me dreams. Will that be my end?


Pinco_Pallino_R

Possibly.


Zealousideal_Fly4277

Congratulations on your soon to come marriage


Odd_Equivalent9794

Jesus Christ, let the man alone with his future…. goddamn…


Zaid_HassanN

but you won't be dating anyone therefore its fine if i date you /j or /s whatever it is


BroccoliSpoon

date some balls and then eat them


Upper-Artichoke-2248

Man you just reminded of watching Digby the goats YT video about "The Hulk ate my balls" .


PermissionDull2926

Idk why the downvotes I thought it was a hilarious comment personally


Zaid_HassanN

I guess people have different types of humor and most didn't like mine or didn't understand it was a joke because I assumed /s /j meant it was a joke. I am still going to leave it up because some others find it funny.


Apprehensive_Hat8986

>with whom I will be engaged soon >< Do they know that? (and good luck 👍❤)


miltankuserollout

Thank you :) Hmm I think they know it already. Maybe it will still suprise them that it's coming from me.


IamTryingMyBest_

So you'll stop dating (hopefully)


joko2008

Damn. Has a partner, but never engaged with him. Introvert plus.


its-good-4you

"This here is my ex girlfriend." *Proceeds to put his arm around her and give her a kiss enjoying the moment of awkwardness.


BarryMacochner

Her husband tried to punch me last time I did this.


MonkeyDKingK

Oh boy 🤣


miltankuserollout

That's sweet :)


TheAJGman

I did this when announcing our engagement, nearly gave my grandmother a heart attack.


Erlend05

She good?


bunny212013

I did that to my dad when my now husband and I got engaged... "Hey dad just calling to let you know I no longer have a boyfriend" "Oh honey..." Cuts dad off (so he doesn't say anything negative) "Yeah now I have a fiance" there was a solid 5 seconds of silence.... It was great!


Nokhodsiah

great way actaully


itssosalty

It’s a play off the old joke. Guy introduces woman as his ex-girlfriend. She interrupts “his current wife”


Academic-Boss-7478

Isn't this a Suits Reference


Arpanhj

Sure is


FunnyPhrases

They're literally using Rachel's picture


Harlequin37

I EAT COCK FOR BREAKFAST LUNCH AND DINNER


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Louis you are still at it?


you_know_the_lines

I was not supposed to laugh at this


Pristine_Extent

Same :)


Promethean_zz

*What did you just say to me?*


axf773

*holds a gun to your head*


Bamsen002

*reveals a bomb strapt to my chest*


wllmnthny

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!


IR-x86

Everything is Suit's reference


bakelyle

hehe yes


Jenings

I was thinking it's a comedy bang bang reference, as the host calls his wife his ex-girlfriend.


UsagiElk

Take a look at their profile pictures / names


Ashraf_mahdy

Sike.. you thought


NightwishTarja

He had us in the first half, not gonna lie


lance202

Why is Rachel Meghan Markle?


SilverOwl321

“Mike” is also from the same show she was in.


risheeb1002

Suits


Darsh_Doshi

Does anyone see Rachel's creepy smile? Just me? Ok....


alwayslookingout

I’ve started calling my wife my ex-girlfriend but this one is even better.


nihilisim_themarmots

It actually is a great way to break the news.


BonzoTheBoss

You should still go on dates with your wife...


Debugga

My partner and I are only ~9 months apart. When I turned thirty I made a post. “30 doesn’t look so bad; good job, kids, married to a cute little 20-something” they were less than amused.


Sinbos

In Germany you hear it quite commonly ‚meine ehemalige Verlobte‘ -> ‚my former fiancé‘


PathetickMusic

Brilliant (with a bri ish accent)


JosephDiFranco

Ahhh, mike.


BidAny4632

😄👍🏾


AssassinsCreep47

We were on a break!


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Imispellalot

She only deals with royalty now


sapphired_808

you can still date with your spouse


Sitdoown

How about you never stop dating your wife


PossiblyTrustworthy

How about spouse...


issius

I like to refer to my wife as my ex girlfriend. She doesn’t love it though


smzt

Ha! I call my wife my ex girlfriend sometimes


brightsilverstars

I still date my wife


DoctorCawktor

I’ve said “we’re not engaged anymore” in a joking way. I totally get this guy’s humor


IEATMOUSETURDS

56th time I have seen this on Reddit. The boys are winning.


mistacosmofo

Hilarious, here's your up vote.


GibsGibbons420

People just make new subreddits to repost shit. This is the 3rd subreddit I've seen this on today


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This is a great line


Super_Nicee

What a great show


Apprehensive_Law3608

r/technicallythetruth


Working_Sock_2225

r/holup


Sad_Independent3976

Hahahah


Daddy_stump

How many girls deleted their messages on his post after she commented 😂


Cynically_Delightful

Both statements are true.


Iglaaa

Totally for r/technicallythetruth


Sea-Independence6322

/r/badfaketweets


addierose420

OMG. MEN THINK THEY ARE SO FUNNY


Zealousideal_Pin4392

طلاع


IftaneBenGenerit

I'd wager that was his way of also telling the world they are expecting a child at the same time.


MysticGohan806

Why did I immediately think of batman


Noganeto1

I am gonna save this for later when Reddit yet again gives me a free prize to give, no matter what it is, wholesome, helpful or silver xD


samTheSwiss

One of the reasons he got married was to be able to make this joke


jozs8

i don't understand that guy's train of thoughts just cause you married you still somewhat dating her, if not then the marriage gonna be bland and one of them if not both will fall out of love. it's a common mistake people make


Rauligula

How old are you? 12?


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jozs8

10 inches in your mom also mind your business if you don't like anime that's fine


KuroNoKamie

Naw bruh you deadass a child on r/tinder tryna give relationship advice bro 💀


jozs8

go find a personality doge is a dead meme, and the reason why i am on r/tinder doesn't concern you


KuroNoKamie

I’m not about to argue with a kid on the internet, especially one that comments on both r/goodanimemes and r/tinder. Go outside


jozs8

i've been outside more often than you have buddy


jozs8

and the fact you hating on me based on what i follow shows that you got no life


jozs8

what does my age have to do with what i said?


Rauligula

You’ll get it one day buddy.


jozs8

get what? the fact i had to live in terror because my parents did the same shit? ye sure buddy go spread your wisdom at walmart


Kain0wnz

“Terror”


jozs8

yes terror


naim_fendi

Lol


RubberDubDuck

I’m pretty sure it was meant to be a joke. And she’s clearly playing along with it or there would have been an angry text/call and not a social media reply. Probably likes him for the dead pan humour. I should know, my girlfriend hasn’t been with me for 10 years because of my looks!


Spartan9151

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vsuseless

No Mikey noo that is so not right


cuntsauce0

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