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But it's really funny. I will use it in the future
I'm glad you still have hope.
Yeah I have a partner with whom I will be engaged soon ><
And be married someday (hopefully)
So you'll stop dating (hopefully)
Hehe I see what you did there. With things like these I am a rather insecure individual, so that's why I wrote it like that. You can't gurantee things right?
I can guarantee you will eventually stop dating, but that's about it.
WHY you will stop dating, on the other hand...
Sometimes me wee wee falls off in me dreams. Will that be my end?
Congratulations on your soon to come marriage
Jesus Christ, let the man alone with his future…. goddamn…
but you won't be dating anyone therefore its fine if i date you /j or /s whatever it is
date some balls and then eat them
Man you just reminded of watching Digby the goats YT video about "The Hulk ate my balls" .
Idk why the downvotes I thought it was a hilarious comment personally
I guess people have different types of humor and most didn't like mine or didn't understand it was a joke because I assumed /s /j meant it was a joke. I am still going to leave it up because some others find it funny.
>with whom I will be engaged soon ><
Do they know that? (and good luck 👍❤)
Thank you :)
Hmm I think they know it already. Maybe it will still suprise them that it's coming from me.
Damn. Has a partner, but never engaged with him. Introvert plus.
"This here is my ex girlfriend."
*Proceeds to put his arm around her and give her a kiss enjoying the moment of awkwardness.
Her husband tried to punch me last time I did this.
Oh boy 🤣
That's sweet :)
I did this when announcing our engagement, nearly gave my grandmother a heart attack.
I did that to my dad when my now husband and I got engaged...
"Hey dad just calling to let you know I no longer have a boyfriend"
Cuts dad off (so he doesn't say anything negative) "Yeah now I have a fiance" there was a solid 5 seconds of silence.... It was great!
great way actaully
It’s a play off the old joke. Guy introduces woman as his ex-girlfriend. She interrupts “his current wife”
Isn't this a Suits Reference
They're literally using Rachel's picture
I EAT COCK FOR BREAKFAST LUNCH AND DINNER
Louis you are still at it?
I was not supposed to laugh at this
*What did you just say to me?*
*holds a gun to your head*
*reveals a bomb strapt to my chest*
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
Everything is Suit's reference
I was thinking it's a comedy bang bang reference, as the host calls his wife his ex-girlfriend.
Take a look at their profile pictures / names
Sike.. you thought
He had us in the first half, not gonna lie
Why is Rachel Meghan Markle?
“Mike” is also from the same show she was in.
Does anyone see Rachel's creepy smile? Just me? Ok....
I’ve started calling my wife my ex-girlfriend but this one is even better.
It actually is a great way to break the news.
You should still go on dates with your wife...
My partner and I are only ~9 months apart. When I turned thirty I made a post. “30 doesn’t look so bad; good job, kids, married to a cute little 20-something” they were less than amused.
In Germany you hear it quite commonly ‚meine ehemalige Verlobte‘ -> ‚my former fiancé‘
Brilliant (with a bri ish accent)
We were on a break!
She only deals with royalty now
you can still date with your spouse
How about you never stop dating your wife
How about spouse...
I like to refer to my wife as my ex girlfriend. She doesn’t love it though
Ha! I call my wife my ex girlfriend sometimes
I still date my wife
I’ve said “we’re not engaged anymore” in a joking way. I totally get this guy’s humor
56th time I have seen this on Reddit. The boys are winning.
Hilarious, here's your up vote.
People just make new subreddits to repost shit. This is the 3rd subreddit I've seen this on today
This is a great line
What a great show
How many girls deleted their messages on his post after she commented 😂
Both statements are true.
Totally for r/technicallythetruth
OMG. MEN THINK THEY ARE SO FUNNY
I'd wager that was his way of also telling the world they are expecting a child at the same time.
Why did I immediately think of batman
I am gonna save this for later when Reddit yet again gives me a free prize to give, no matter what it is, wholesome, helpful or silver xD
One of the reasons he got married was to be able to make this joke
i don't understand that guy's train of thoughts just cause you married you still somewhat dating her, if not then the marriage gonna be bland and one of them if not both will fall out of love. it's a common mistake people make
How old are you? 12?
10 inches in your mom also mind your business if you don't like anime that's fine
Naw bruh you deadass a child on r/tinder tryna give relationship advice bro 💀
go find a personality doge is a dead meme, and the reason why i am on r/tinder doesn't concern you
I’m not about to argue with a kid on the internet, especially one that comments on both r/goodanimemes and r/tinder. Go outside
i've been outside more often than you have buddy
and the fact you hating on me based on what i follow shows that you got no life
what does my age have to do with what i said?
You’ll get it one day buddy.
get what? the fact i had to live in terror because my parents did the same shit? ye sure buddy go spread your wisdom at walmart
I’m pretty sure it was meant to be a joke. And she’s clearly playing along with it or there would have been an angry text/call and not a social media reply.
Probably likes him for the dead pan humour. I should know, my girlfriend hasn’t been with me for 10 years because of my looks!
No Mikey noo that is so not right