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tabloidjournalism

*Gets stabbed* Booker T: "Maybe that's a good thing!"


cooljammer00

"Committing those armed robberies was actually good because even though I terrified those fast food workers, I went to jail and became rich via wrestling"


Own_Explanation_1516

But people like him don't win the title. Not black people, felons! Come on guys!


AKittyCat

Heh cmon man.


LoneWolfe2

Could reveal a tumor like that episodes of Scrubs.


PowerHour1990

Damn, I took a chance on the money line for “Booker will advocate for Ali’s release.”


ItsSirAdam

He’s been there for 6 years and hasn’t won any titles and hasn’t done anything career changing, he needs to get out of there ASAP


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ItsSirAdam

Nope, he hasnt


Daveambrose17

Unfortunately I don't think he did


DemonKyoto

Nooope https://www.cagematch.net/?id=2&nr=7145&page=11


TheOneAndOnlyJoey

![gif](giphy|IfyjWLQMeF6kbG2r0z|downsized) [The list of NXT Cruiserweight Champions says otherwise. ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_NXT_Cruiserweight_Champions)


Lumbee1935294

Oh yea you right why do I keep thinking he did when it


OkVolume1

Again, he hasn't done anything career changing.


Baggzio

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM-e46xdcUo&ab\_channel=wintermoot](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM-e46xdcUo&ab_channel=wintermoot)


bayleysgal1996

I don’t think Ali’s request to be release was some spur of the moment thing said in anger, considering that he put out an edited video, but ok, Booker.


Grippersmith

Is Booker T in a contest with Bully Mark for who can have the shittest take in a set time period?


CurtLablue

Big yikes.


jjk2

corporate shill booker t strikes again


fadetoblack237

Shit takes from Booker T are becoming almost a daily occurrence.


TheGentlemanLoser

Remember when he got mad and demanded his release? And got it?


rexmundi69

**ALL HAIL KING SHILLER!!!**


Tronvillain

Booker T is making it sound like Ali is just a cranky toddler that will forget about all of this after a nap.


NAACPYOUNGBOY

“[Chuckles] C’mon man! He Mustafa stopped using his brain if he wants to leave WWE!” -Booker T -Tory Yano Fan Account -NAACPYOUNGBOY


bayleysgal1996

- Michael Scott


toodarkmark

Toru Yano Fan Account becoming infamous. I saw one of his Bischoff takes get 2k likes on Facebook, with people thinking it was real.


cooljammer00

It's a bad account because it just spreads fake news without a hint of comedy.


TheSeaDevil

Water is wet, the sky is blue and Booker boot licking WWE.


beckett929

Bootlicker T


wubbalubbadubdub45

booker t licking the wwe boot, noting new.


davidisallright

I had to read that several times! Talk about reaching.


Pylons

When did Ali and Vince supposedly have their argument? November? That seems like plenty of time to think about it.


Corncobburneddove

oof


toodarkmark

By that logic, it's been a week, and if he still wants to go, then it's not because he was angry in the moment. So if Ali still would like to leave, Booker should agree that they should let him go.... right?


ackinsocraycray

Ali: I have a message that is much bigger than my dreams in pro wrestling. Despite my best efforts, I will not be able to deliver this message while working with WWE. Therefore, I am requesting my release from WWE. Booker T: Whoa, maybe you should calm down.


OkVolume1

I don't know anyone who has requested a release and didn't get it that it worked out for in the long run.


FinnBalur1

Sasha Banks


OnslaughtSix

Actually, the OG, Rey Mysterio.


SomeIrishFiend

I was like 50/50 on whether this was a real quote or a made up one from Toru Yano Fan Account


Eoghann_Irving

I haven't an F'ing clue what he means. The words are English, but it's like they don't belong together, you know what I mean?


DrDevice81

"Maybe time to cool down a little bit" pretty sure Ali's whole issue is he's had all this time to "cool down"


SuperCoolredditAlt

If I were in the WWE and wanted to get paid my entire contract, I'd publically asked to be released 15 minutes after signing


UmpireAJS

Booker T probably gets giddy everytime Bull Ray says a stupid something and tries to figure out ways how to out-stupid Bully.


wontonheroe

No booker I don't know what you mean. They aren't giving him much to work with.


[deleted]

Is Booker on Vince's payroll or his jock? Fuck's sake already


HammletHST

Damn, I'd like to read one Booker T take where he isn't licking WWE's boot