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Beltoraze

It’s a good thing they didn’t test it first


ThreadMenace

Hey now, that sounds dangerously close to scientific methodology


LifeIsFaang

Test it? Come on, have some faith — that guy, probably


Poontoon69

Have Goddamn faith Arthur


dkyguy1995

Orther


happy-little-atheist

Author?


dukefett

I’m surprised he got all the way down, thought he’d get stuck for sure lol


texas-playdohs

You wanna be a science nerd and “test your hypothesis”, or you wanna be fuckin cool Jesus and do it live?


icepick314

Why need for testing and/or peer review when you have faith?


Leader-Hoser

How majestic, and not at all awkward.


somedave

Almost as awkward as that Bojo zipline incident...


Trump_is_Maga

Flying teabaggin


Zkenny13

The crotch of Christ compels you! Edit: word


Pornstar_Jesus_

Your frequent typos shames us all, be more cautious in your text before you hit send.


AssDimple

This is my inner monologue when I have to look through my sent emails.


Zkenny13

You're right I deserve to go to he'll I need to repent porn star jesus


ZookeepergameLow5613

Did you mean crotch?


Zkenny13

Damn...


boxsterguy

[Crotch!](https://youtu.be/Byi0z_M3x1M?t=170)


matt88

I was thinking of turkey slap myself but you are right


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InstanceSuch8604

That tall girl tried to grab zipline jesus junk !


ArziltheImp

You know this guy is 100% doing this full commando!


W1NF1ELD

Were people immediately convinced?


shahooster

Do you believe? I believe.


Dyolf_Knip

I certainly believe they didn't practice this beforehand.


obroz

One doesn’t require logic to have faith


mooyanaise

It's a bit of a detriment


a_steamy_load_of_ham

I want to believe


OathOfFeanor

Yes they were, I saw at least 2 people who had their hands raised with questions which were immediately answered when He descended from Above


irishwonder

I demand my three wishes immediately!


its_coo_baby

That went a lot cooler in his head probably.


GmaTrudy

And on the 7th day, he zip lined.


FrankieMint

Reverend Upskirt's grand display!


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bretstrings

The 10 inch heels


lesvegetables

Flawlessly smooth under-robe area?


mofolofos

We just know


Debeefed

Catholic masses are so boring. This is something I might go to for the entertainment.


5stringBS

…was expecting disaster. Disappointed.


Rougefarie

Would have been so much better if he got tangled up with an audience member on his way down.


anderhole

The cringe was disaster enough for me.


Muficita

Yeah I was really hoping to see him crush a few congregates.


lucidrecovery

I thought he was about to hang himself. Glad he didn't.


Sand_Alarmed

Real talk 🤣😭


Koemixx

How is Brazil even real?


Select_West

Jesus take the wheel


butcher99

or maybe, JESUS.... Take the wheel.


[deleted]

Peter Pan has nothing on the Jeebus.


Mets_CS11

This honestly could be something from It's always sunny.


mr_corn

You gotta pay the troll toll...


OpinionPlayful5660

Be the miracle!


Dog_Got_license

r/ithadtobebrazil


Loxawo

Só aqui mesmo


rsquinten34

The power of Christ tea bags you


alpha_pleiadian

"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips" 🎶🎵


metans

And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss


Gold_Ticket_1970

Religious "nutbags"


keastus

What is this bullshit?


aurelion-lua

A church


onemanlan

if wtf was for children. gtfo out


RoddyAllen

Are all religious people just plain crazy?


tocilog

See, this is what the atheism movement is lacking. Showmanship!


soulbandaid

Seriously. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HYfXSohvvuI


ot1smile

How does anyone take this kind of shit seriously?


Evening-Blueberry

Evangelicals at their very best.


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I think about it every night and day….


functionalsociopathy

What?


Freekey

When just church becomes a dog and pony show. Hope God has a sense of humor.


A_to_the_J254

That was wildly mediocre


LegitimatePear7627

explain this atheists


halsoy

Hhjkglfdsahgg bghjg haøldfjg hgfdayre hgh hgg uuig h ghjs hhjgfdh gshdfjlgh shgfhjkgfds. I can speak in tongues too.


CupICup

The one bitch was about to stand up in shock for a second lol


Tacodo

😂


organgrinder66

Like Shawn Michaels at Wrestlemania XII


metans

Do you think this guy had Vince McMahon do it first before he went theough with it too?


Senior-Evidence4642

How stupid. Why does god need money, anyway?


mattreyu

Talk about tension!


theRealMrBrownstone

The Jesus Avengers Eternals Power Hour


EFTucker

Jesus Christ it’s ~~Jason Bourne~~ the pastor!


465554544255434B52

Jesus Christ it's Jesus Christ


Dummies102

That probably went a lot better in their heads


derekcentrico

Amen! Righteous Gemstones be damned.


PeopleRFuckingDumb

I believe I can fly


AdditionalTheory

That’s it? No goofy fall? No Bob Saget voice over?


Wasparado

What is going on here 😂


Loukoal117

This looks like something out of What we do in the Shadows.


SirGumbeaux

On the next episode of “Nuts In My Face!”


Shadrach_Jones

Reminds me of fartman dangling above Eminem's face


batmanscousin

“Do you want to do a quick run through to make sure you don’t have to walk on people heads” “Nah, she’ll be right”


dalty69

Brazil


Gold-Zookeepergame94

Couldn't be any more smoother


tangoshukudai

I think they imagined that was going to be a lot cooler than what happened.


NOSZII

Jesus flying Christ 🙄


makeupformermaid

Amazing?


blgiant

All 18 people were seriously impressed


Hotman_Paris

Could have been worse, could have been better


sebast_gamer

What cult is this?


ImranRashid

I thought maybe this was a wedding and that was how the groom was coming in.


MashedPotatoesDick

SHAKA BRA!


charly_r26

It can always be a show for those who are served to “the cause”.


Emideska

Amazing the level of self delusion


Prof_Awesome_GER

I dont know man, maybe try it once before the act?


Responsible_Review68

The most terrifying thing of this is the "ashalaba shalama Shama aslhabama" she said when Jesus came down... I mean... Yeah, Jesus is sliding down so I must sing hotel California in the angels language


OmegaGoober

“It worked better in rehearsal.” Narrator: It did not, in fact, work better in rehearsal.


SirAttikissmybutt

Sometimes I swear Brazil is literally just a South American US on crack


randomsequence1357

Ambitious!


XxweedwizardxX

Church turnout has been lower and lower so they took a page out of Disney's playbook. Magnificent.


Rough-Dinner-1492

I was forced to go to an apostolic church for many of my teenage years, those folk do some wild shit


Jazbone

This looks like an episode of Arrested Development and Gob is about to do something dumb.


AdlPadl970

All of the people in this video are absolute morons


HorribleAnatomy

The lady is clearly a professional and they hit her up with this flying jesus amateur shit...


Gloeschi

Due to a decline in membership this church added ziplining to its repertoire


Glennocide

If that doesn’t turn one into a believer then I sure as hell don’t know what would


GaryChalmers

That didn't go as well or as poorly as it could have.


stokeszdude

I love when people planning things like this look at it and go “this is just fine the way it is!”


Veneik

Am I the only one who hears the time warp starting at the end?


camdevydavis

THY LORD HAS GIVTH!


Jitterbug-73

Don't run the cord right over where people sit. If that shit breaks, you can hurt the people sitting down under you.


TEX4S

Hilarious!! Appeal to religious people and the dumbest shit ever makes sense.


browsing_around

Religion is so stupid.


deanosauruz

Religion is so fucking weird


Salty_Fish_5625

This is WTF? No. This is boring.


tuckermans

Hope these people realized they are dealing with a False prophet and never went back.


Ct-5736-Bladez

Probably a good reason why the “church” is so empty and It’s probably has nothing to do with Covid


CreeGucci

While faith is natural the root of all human insanity is organized religion


WetTheDrys

Religion is absurd.


HadennDraven

When your robs are still a bit wet from last laundry, but you need to hold mass.


lordoflys

See there, Mabel! Angels DO exist!


tricklethisneolib

How did they do that?!


yourmothersgun

Impressive. Wow.


Arizonatlov

Balls for Jesus.


GO_COMMIT_ALIVE_NOT

..how is this WTF???


Your_Nipples

This is so cringe. It remind me of the last time I played Battlefield 2042. Like, my heart wasn't in that bullshit anymore.


citznfish

Is this an episode of The Righteous Gemstones? 😂🤣


T0b3

lmao


bct7

Why is this even an option? They should walk out.


AdGlittering9727

I just..ok then..😅


gheide

Definitely not [http://flybyfoy.com/](http://flybyfoy.com/)


PioneerStandard

Perfection! NOT.


standingfox02

It’s like tinker bell in Disney world


pimpnamedpete

Spiderman finally joined AA?


Zaesar2112

Hallelujah


erik_wilder

That one dude in the beginning just staring straight up 👌 wonder what he saw.


mister_k1

big audience big show


MortalManzo

Everyone just got flashed


divineslasher

Such grace.


AlcoholicToddler

God religion is so fucking weird man


ChasingPesmerga

What a Rush - OP


aklion

All I can say is like the title says amazing


Risaza

Physics.


Hushi88

It’s a miracle


ryders333

I'm now convinced im the only non bot on reddit


Mynamethisisnot

"look at my nuts"


p_nut268

Mary's shoes say "pole" way more than "cross"


GnatGurl

Dis tew much.....flying crotch and all.....no...just no....


moxeto

There was no cable! Jesus made him fly because he believed! Praise be! (Holds hands up in awe)


chung_my_wang

Lol. What is the point of doing shit like this? Especially if you do it *so badly?*


Jrymnd90

Crop Dustin 4 jeezus


UnbanSkullclamp420

u/savevideo


SungamCorben

The scam must goes on!


PrayingMantisII

Tryst me, there's no need to rehearse this, it'll work


PedroBM

u/savevideobot


Fengsel

u/savevideo


Dad-man

r/religiousfruitcake


somedave

Good thing nobody was in those seats....


Mandrakey

Those tax breaks really paying off.


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I watched a local amateur theatre do Angels in America. The climax is the descent of an extremely powerful angel who has come to warn humankind of the dangers and pain caused by the AIDS epidemic. In this show, the angel got caught on the sagging zip line about 1/3 of the way onstage. Everyone delivered their lines like nothing unusual was happening. Every professional acting school will tell you that life is not a 6th grade play; you CANNOT pretend something is not happening on stage. The actor sees it, the audience sees it, you *must* work in that reality. Watching the most powerful heavenly host to interact with people in generations ignoring she was stuck 5 feet in the air was one of my most treasured memories of truly terrible theatre.


Epicurus1

Moving in mysterious ways


killabunz

Bruh 😂


puaka

Setting up some miracles for becoming a saint eventually be like


HumaDracobane

It's a miracle! He's flying!


dumtty

Spider Priest


Dan_Glebitz

It's miracle!


Chachachakakaka

I like the wheels up moment


Shas_Erra

And yet only the second most awkward zip line incident I’ve seen


Kolibrick_UwU

Wait why does your church have ziplines thats so dope


LinearFluid

"That's amazing, take my money" yeah people probably said that.


BlinxFury

Thought for sure something was gonna give


Mickey_Malthus

Meh. Came off better than the Spiderman musical


JohnChuaBC

Must have been tough keeping people to come back each week.


audiosauce2017

Is That... Paul Stanley??? Awesome !!!


malakon

Was his entrance supposed to be less pathetic I assume ? somehow i was reminded of this .. https://youtu.be/qAXzzHM8zLw?t=133


YourOverlords

That's ...uh


swiftgruve

The slow, awkwardness of that was just fucking gold. Love it.


--Grim

That Jesus looks fake. Humm


cleitinhodacorreria

Amém garai


albino_red_head

Amazing