> My girlfriend borrowed me a pair of hers
Just fyi the receiver borrows, the giver lends. So your girlfriend lent you a pair of hers, or put the other way you borrowed a pair of hers.
I thought that might be the case based on the unusual usage of that word, but otherwise your English seems great in your comments and I wouldn't have guessed.
In parts of central Indiana, I've had numerous people ask if I would be willing to borrow them something. On a side note, some people dethaw frozen goods rather than defrosting or thawing them.
I do that all the time.
Like yesterday, my friend bought a big party pack meal at this restaurant near us that had like 6 each of hamburgers, chili cheese dogs, corn dogs, chili cheese fries and a few other things in it and she asked me if I wanted anything so I said "sure! I'm gonna steal a chili cheese fry and a chili cheese dog."
I've also used borrowed the way op did.
Like my friend and I went downtown a few days ago and it got chilly and I didn't have a jacket. I was texting with my boyfriend and he asked me if it was getting cold so I told him yes but that my friend borrowed me an extra jacket she had in her car.
When other people say things like that that may not be the correct way, I still know what they mean. I do it too. I wouldn't correct them for saying it either. 🤷🏻♀️
(Edited spelling mistakes)
Always bring way more pants & undies than you need in case you piss yourself once an hour while on vacation.
I mean that’s what my anxiety has me doing, anyway.
Right? Like what if I shit myself? People are always like "Do you do that often? When was the last time you did that...?" Well it's been a looong time but every day is one day closer to the day it'll happen and it's about damn time it does! *packs 10 pairs of underwear for a weeklong trip*
EDIT 10 is not enough. 12, possibly 14
I'm from Minnesota originally, Anything above 40ﾟ I wear shorts and sandals. I do not wear socks with my sandals. My 2 times at burning man, I wore shorts and sandals the whole time.
Oh what! That's funny cause I live right next to Gerlach haha right over the line in Cali. It's beautiful here and it's perfect for bird watching and rock hounding! Been wondering, how expensive is it REALLY to go to burning man?
That is wild! Small world lol. It costs around 400$ for a ticket, and most of the expense is food and camping supplies for a week, but you don’t pay a dime for anything while you’re there. It’s my favorite place in the world. But hell on socks.
Seriously. Always bring at least an extra of the critical things. Travel packing should go "ok. I'll wear the clothes I'm wearing now on the plane, and have pajamas and clean underwear for the hotel tonight. Saturday we'll just be exploring the city casual, so shorts, a tee, socks, and underwear are all I'll need. Nice shirt and slacks for the dinner that night, and clean socks and underwear because I'll definitely get swamp-ass walking around during the day. Saturday gets the same PJs as friday. Sunday morning and the flight back I can go with a clean shirt, the same shorts, clean underwear and socks. I'll add an extra nice-casual shirt in between the dinner shirt and the tee shirts, set of extra underwear, and extra pair of socks. So to pack I need: 5x underwear, 4x socks, dress shirt, 2x tees, 1x nice shirt, shorts, slacks, and pajamas. If my slacks or dress shirt get dirty I can wear the nice jeans I've got on now and the nice shirt. If a tee shirt gets dirty I can wear the nice shirt. If an underwear or sock mishap happens, I've got an extra set of those, and the PJ pants or nice jeans I'm wearing now can backup the casual shorts. Yup I'm all set"... and then sometimes I throw in an extra of one or two things just in case I'm extra messy, or am planning to be flexible with the weather.
OP said elsewhere it was a two-day trip. I still err on the side of pants plus shorts/sport clothes as they pack small. I have too much faith in my farts to not bring more underwear and pants than necessary.
I mean I do one-bag travel, but I still bring more than one pair (or more likely, one pant + one short, or one pant + one legging) because you never know.
What I meant was, vacations are usually more than a single day so the person should theoretically have more than one pair of pants. They are saying that they didn't have any so it sounds like they're the type of person who only wears their pants once before they consider them dirty and in need of washing before they can wear them again. I wasn't bashing the OP, it was just an observation.
Dude, even on an overnight trip you bring extra clothes just in case. Hell I have extra clothes in my car just everyday, granted they are a complete change of clothes for the gym but there's extra socks and underwear there but that is an option that I have
Toss some toiletries, a rain coat, a blanket, and a water bottle in there and you're basically set for whatever.
Did this in college. Really improves the experience of crashing on a buddy's couch when you've been out together all night drinking.
Seriously, reddit baffles me sometimes. I would bring one pair of pants, one extra t shirt, one extra pair of boxers and one extra pair of socks for an overnight trip. I don't like hauling around a bunch of shit on vacation.
Lol I have no idea why you're getting downvoted. Except that this is Reddit. Sure, an extra pair of pants might be a good plan, but it was a 2-day trip. I can see how you might try to go as light as possible on packing.
On the airplane home from Denver they gave me the can of cranberry cocktail. I barely had time to think "I have to arrange my tray table so I can be careful not to spill it" before I knocked it right into my lap. I was handed a bunch of those tiny almost useless plain napkins to try to clean up but by then the denim had soaked most of it up. Feelsbadman
My second day of my new job I pushed a lid down on a styrofoam cup of coffee and it exploded the entire cup - all over me, the coffee station and floor. Went the entire morning with both my shirt and pants soaked in coffee. Still haven’t lived it down.
Something I learned in the military during our field training.
ALWAYS bring 2 extra pants, 5 extra underwer, and 10 extra socks in every single occasion.
Socks not as needed now since I'm not walking through thick morning dew fields anymore but I still do it out of habit.
Once threw up on the way to the airport due to motion sickness.
I had to wear that same pant for an 8 hour flight. Lucky for others only i could smell it since the vomit mostly dried up before the flight.
Question how long were you on vacation with just one pair of pants? Also how long do you normally go with out changing your pair of pants? Did you go on vacation to your families and they have extra pants? I just don’t understand the no extra pants?
We found him. We finally found the one person who doesn’t pack like they’re going to wear a years worth of outfits in 5 days.
Thank you for proving that the rest of us have always been right.
I usually only bring one pair of jeans on vacation. Washing jeans after every wear is a waste of detergent, water, electricity and vacation time, and also shortens the life of the jeans. In fact, a lot of jean manufacturers say you should [never wash your jeans](https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/2014/oct/24/why-you-should-never-ever-wash-your-jeans-unless-you-really-really-have-to) unless they get really dirty.
You can always buy a new pair if you really, really have to. It's just never come up in the 25 years I've been doing this.
I go on vacation as often as I can, but I've never gone on one with only one pants. I even keep a spare in my carry-on luggage in case I have an accident in the airport or on the airplane.
You brought one pair of pants to a multi-day vacation? Ick. And you don't have a twenty to buy a pair of sweatpants?
"Hey /r/wellthatsucks, I took a vacation with this guy I thought I knew, and"...
Causally trip and fall into the pool (after you empty your pockets of course), do a quick underwater scrub of your pants, air dry as you’re wearing them. 👍
you went on vacation with one pair of pants?
go to the bathroom, remove pants, rinse thoroughly in sink. dry if possible, either under a hand dryer or wring them out or just throw them over a stall door for 15 or 20 minutes while you sit on the throne and contemplate your mistake.
put on cleaner, moist pants. i'd rather do that than have sticky orange crotch the whole day.
What kind of weirdo do you have to be to not bring extra pair of pants on a vacation? I bring like 15 pairs of underwear in case I shit myself 14 times (possibility of that is low but never zero)
just say you peed your pants to avoid the shame of spilling the orange juice
Where’s Billy Madison when you need him.
Peeing your pants is cool
If peeing your pants is cool, then consider me Miles Davis!
That is the most disgusting thing I've ever heard .... let's go!
#"THEEAT VERONICA VAUGHN IS ONE FINE PIECE OF AYYSSE.... Believe me, I know from experience..."
No you don't.
Well, not me personally but a guy I know. Him and her *got it on*. Wooo-eee!
No they didn't.
Yeah, no. But you can imagine what it would've been like if they did.
O'doyle rules!
You're not cool. Unless you pee your pants.
At least your last day of vacation will be memorable.
or marmalade-able?
I applaud the effort!
How could such a wonderfully cheesy dad joke get down voted? That joke was stupid and i love it
maybe some people don't realize that marmalade starts off with oranges?
Peeing your pants is soooo yesterday, now OJing your pants is IN!
Turn your pants around and just tell people they're stupid for thinking you pissed out of your ass.
I peed his pants
Buy a new pair
My girlfriend lent me a pair of hers, now I look like Mc Hammer I guess it’s better than orange stuff all over me
U can't touch this!
Tell that to the orange juice
This is the photo we want
> My girlfriend borrowed me a pair of hers Just fyi the receiver borrows, the giver lends. So your girlfriend lent you a pair of hers, or put the other way you borrowed a pair of hers.
Ok thank you for explaining. I didn’t know. English isn‘t my first language
I thought that might be the case based on the unusual usage of that word, but otherwise your English seems great in your comments and I wouldn't have guessed.
Thank you. That makes me happy :)
Guten Tag, fellow German speaker
Guten Abend der Herr oder die Dame
Genieße den Rest deines Urlaubs, werter Herr
Ich bedanke mich!
You might be surprised how many native speakers get that wrong.
In parts of central Indiana, I've had numerous people ask if I would be willing to borrow them something. On a side note, some people dethaw frozen goods rather than defrosting or thawing them.
Can confirm, grew up in Central Indiana.
Have you heard of people itching a mosquito bite rather than scratching it? That's another one that took a minute to get used to.
Yep.
Dethaw: refreeze. Too funny. Never heard that.
I wonder how many people do it on purpose for the fun of it. It's like "Care if I steal this?" It's not stealing if you ask.
I do that all the time. Like yesterday, my friend bought a big party pack meal at this restaurant near us that had like 6 each of hamburgers, chili cheese dogs, corn dogs, chili cheese fries and a few other things in it and she asked me if I wanted anything so I said "sure! I'm gonna steal a chili cheese fry and a chili cheese dog." I've also used borrowed the way op did. Like my friend and I went downtown a few days ago and it got chilly and I didn't have a jacket. I was texting with my boyfriend and he asked me if it was getting cold so I told him yes but that my friend borrowed me an extra jacket she had in her car. When other people say things like that that may not be the correct way, I still know what they mean. I do it too. I wouldn't correct them for saying it either. 🤷🏻♀️ (Edited spelling mistakes)
Now do a rap about spilling OJ on your old pants and hammer slide left to right
Gf’s harem pants in lieu of a spare pair of your own, because they’re the only style loose enough to fit? Been there friendo
Do not pee again ,ok?
No worries. People are too self absorbed nowadays to care.
Last day of vacation? Just no pants it, it's not like your ever gonna see those people again...
Who even goes on vacation with only one pair of pants. That’s just asking for trouble.
Get arrested for indecent exposure, get extra days at the vacation destination. In prison.
He didnt say he had no spare underwear
Pretty sure strutting around in your underwear would still be considered indecent.
Unless you're at the beach!
Where hell are you from.. underwear and shorts are almost the same.. it’s not indecent exposure
Long as your bits stay inside, you're good.
Atleast they'll give him pants there
I guess r/technicallythetruth?
Why the hell is this joke so heavily downvoted Is this another instance where the idiots need an /s ?
It’s getting so bad. I had a guy get mad at me for posting my opinion and not explicitly marking it as my opinion.
From orange juice pants to orange pants.
Always bring way more pants & undies than you need in case you piss yourself once an hour while on vacation. I mean that’s what my anxiety has me doing, anyway.
Right? Like what if I shit myself? People are always like "Do you do that often? When was the last time you did that...?" Well it's been a looong time but every day is one day closer to the day it'll happen and it's about damn time it does! *packs 10 pairs of underwear for a weeklong trip* EDIT 10 is not enough. 12, possibly 14
Socks too man, 20 pairs. Depending on temperature of vacation.
I never even considered that I might shit my socks.
Yes. I go to burning man every year and pack about 35 pairs of socks for 7 days haha
Last time I went to burning man, I never packed socks, lol
How is your playa foot these days? 😝
I'm from Minnesota originally, Anything above 40ﾟ I wear shorts and sandals. I do not wear socks with my sandals. My 2 times at burning man, I wore shorts and sandals the whole time.
The alkaline playa dust eats me alive without socks! You’re braver than I 😂
Oh what! That's funny cause I live right next to Gerlach haha right over the line in Cali. It's beautiful here and it's perfect for bird watching and rock hounding! Been wondering, how expensive is it REALLY to go to burning man?
That is wild! Small world lol. It costs around 400$ for a ticket, and most of the expense is food and camping supplies for a week, but you don’t pay a dime for anything while you’re there. It’s my favorite place in the world. But hell on socks.
Oh same with the socks for sure!! Might pee down into your shoe 😂
Anything could happen! Anything!
I brought one pair per day on my trip im on rn. This time will be the time I shit myself I just know it. Destiny gonna catch me lackin
Those are rookie numbers, you need 10-14 for a long weekend. A week requires at least 50.
I feel this too much
I come way too close to farting and it not being gas way too often for me to ever be confident in the amount of underwear I bring
You can wear pants more than one time ya know
Absolutely. But not if they’ve been soiled!
Me on a three day vacation with 14 pairs of underwear. Lmao.
I've always heard that you should pack like you plan to shit yourself every day you're there.
Everything went as planned
That is to say, “everything came out alright.”
I approve of this message.
At least two of everything. And check where the nearest laundromat is. Some hotels have laundry services (or self-service machines).
Seriously. Always bring at least an extra of the critical things. Travel packing should go "ok. I'll wear the clothes I'm wearing now on the plane, and have pajamas and clean underwear for the hotel tonight. Saturday we'll just be exploring the city casual, so shorts, a tee, socks, and underwear are all I'll need. Nice shirt and slacks for the dinner that night, and clean socks and underwear because I'll definitely get swamp-ass walking around during the day. Saturday gets the same PJs as friday. Sunday morning and the flight back I can go with a clean shirt, the same shorts, clean underwear and socks. I'll add an extra nice-casual shirt in between the dinner shirt and the tee shirts, set of extra underwear, and extra pair of socks. So to pack I need: 5x underwear, 4x socks, dress shirt, 2x tees, 1x nice shirt, shorts, slacks, and pajamas. If my slacks or dress shirt get dirty I can wear the nice jeans I've got on now and the nice shirt. If a tee shirt gets dirty I can wear the nice shirt. If an underwear or sock mishap happens, I've got an extra set of those, and the PJ pants or nice jeans I'm wearing now can backup the casual shorts. Yup I'm all set"... and then sometimes I throw in an extra of one or two things just in case I'm extra messy, or am planning to be flexible with the weather.
You're on vacation with only one pair of pants.
~~Asking the real questions.~~ Making the real statements.
He learned the hard way
OP said elsewhere it was a two-day trip. I still err on the side of pants plus shorts/sport clothes as they pack small. I have too much faith in my farts to not bring more underwear and pants than necessary.
2 days off work is not a vacation, that's a weekend
That’s what I’m wondering , unless he went somewhere only for a weekend
I always only bring one pair of pants on vacation, I like to travel light.
So you’re one of the assholes stinking up the planes.
I don't know about that guy but I also like to travel light. I travel a lot. But washing clothes on your vacation is a thing people do, you know
These are the kind of people that take a week long cruise once a year and bring their entire wardrobe and only end up wearing like 3 things.
No, I'm one of the people that knows how to use a fucking coin operated laundry machine.
I mean I do one-bag travel, but I still bring more than one pair (or more likely, one pant + one short, or one pant + one legging) because you never know.
This sounds like a "I only wear my pants once before washing them" type of person.
Even when you wear them several times between washes, you shouldn’t really wear them multiple days in a row.
Why?
Fashion
What I meant was, vacations are usually more than a single day so the person should theoretically have more than one pair of pants. They are saying that they didn't have any so it sounds like they're the type of person who only wears their pants once before they consider them dirty and in need of washing before they can wear them again. I wasn't bashing the OP, it was just an observation.
Well that's just poor planning
Well that's just pour planning. Orange you glad its the last day.
Proper planning prevents pissed/poured pants for us.
To clarify it was a two day trip. Didn’t think I would need another pair
Noob, everyone knows you take a pair of extra pants cause you might just randomly shit yourself
And 6 pairs of underwear, just in case you shit yourself 5 extra times.
If Oregon Trail taught me anything, it's that you never know when dysentery will strike.
Still bad planning tho.
Dude, even on an overnight trip you bring extra clothes just in case. Hell I have extra clothes in my car just everyday, granted they are a complete change of clothes for the gym but there's extra socks and underwear there but that is an option that I have
Toss some toiletries, a rain coat, a blanket, and a water bottle in there and you're basically set for whatever. Did this in college. Really improves the experience of crashing on a buddy's couch when you've been out together all night drinking.
I did have a full size towel, deodorant, shampoo conditioner and body wash as well.
Legend.
I tried that on a 3 day trip... slipped over in mud the first night... never doing that again as cleaning jeans in a small sink is a pain.
Why are they so angry about 1 pair of pants for an overnighter?
Seriously, reddit baffles me sometimes. I would bring one pair of pants, one extra t shirt, one extra pair of boxers and one extra pair of socks for an overnight trip. I don't like hauling around a bunch of shit on vacation.
You didn’t bring an extra pair and your primary pair isn’t even brown! What if you shit yourself??
This guy shits
I bring a backpack of some necessities everywhere I go, even extra socks and boxers because you just never know.
Always plan to shit yourself on a daily basis!
Lol I have no idea why you're getting downvoted. Except that this is Reddit. Sure, an extra pair of pants might be a good plan, but it was a 2-day trip. I can see how you might try to go as light as possible on packing.
Ah, that's fair
One pair of pants on vacay? It only would have been better if this was the first day!
Who goes on vacation without packing at least two or three extra pairs?
Apparently it's a 2 day trip and he literally only brought the pants he's wearing....
plenty of people who like to travel light.
And what did you learn?
You're one of the people who hold cups by the lid
Nah man. I was going to open a bottle and while reaching for it I got caught in the straw
Fair enough. Godspeed friend.
On the airplane home from Denver they gave me the can of cranberry cocktail. I barely had time to think "I have to arrange my tray table so I can be careful not to spill it" before I knocked it right into my lap. I was handed a bunch of those tiny almost useless plain napkins to try to clean up but by then the denim had soaked most of it up. Feelsbadman
Good cover story. You should be ok
Orange you wishing you had extra pants now?
My second day of my new job I pushed a lid down on a styrofoam cup of coffee and it exploded the entire cup - all over me, the coffee station and floor. Went the entire morning with both my shirt and pants soaked in coffee. Still haven’t lived it down.
On my sisters first day at a new job she pissed her pants so it could have been worse
Something I learned in the military during our field training. ALWAYS bring 2 extra pants, 5 extra underwer, and 10 extra socks in every single occasion. Socks not as needed now since I'm not walking through thick morning dew fields anymore but I still do it out of habit.
CalicoCutPants.com
You gotta give
This is why I came here
Was looking for this comment. Take my upvote.
That's got nothing to do with piss.
Even rappers wear em
That’s why when I go on a trip I pack as if I am going to shit my pants twice a day.
That sandwich looks awesome
Seriously, that thing is a monster. Give us the deets on that sandwich!
Can't you just appreciate the sandwich without needing to know the "deets?"
Well. Could have happened on your first day.
Just wet the rest of your pants to make them uniformly dark.
Once threw up on the way to the airport due to motion sickness. I had to wear that same pant for an 8 hour flight. Lucky for others only i could smell it since the vomit mostly dried up before the flight.
This justified my reasoning for excessive overpacking
Do you not have pants from previous days? They can’t be that dirty compared to this.
Question how long were you on vacation with just one pair of pants? Also how long do you normally go with out changing your pair of pants? Did you go on vacation to your families and they have extra pants? I just don’t understand the no extra pants?
Who goes on vacation with one pair of pants those pants are probably crusty man
Now you get why women pack a million outfits for vacation.
We found him. We finally found the one person who doesn’t pack like they’re going to wear a years worth of outfits in 5 days. Thank you for proving that the rest of us have always been right.
Spill Orange Juice on your shirt so that it looks like you spilled higher up and it ran down.
5 minutes into walking my dog yesterday I went into a corner and due to a bad stream I pissed myself, I feel you.
I feel like this belongs in r/decisionpoverty
So put on the ones you wore yesterday? Tf
You don’t have a dirty pair to wear? Tf?
Not a full cup of juice... there is still a sip left
Take it off and wash it in the bathroom sink. Go commando for a while, doesn't feel that bad
Hahahahaha peepee boy
Go to a laundromat after buying a cheap pair from a second hand store
I would dip my pants in orange juice right now just to be on vacation so I don’t see how this sucks. Hahaha jk.
Only bringing one pair of pants on vacation is a bold move.
There are much worse things to smell like
N+1 homie. Unless it's underwear. Then you just bring every pair you have clean
Thats why you bring an extra pair of pants. This, or because you may shit your pants. A real adult calculates this risk.
What ever sandwich you got tho looks smackin ngl
Always be prepared.
Sure.... sure... Looks like an inside job to me.
You went on a multi day vacation with only one pair of pants? Or am I being too literal? Lol
I usually only bring one pair of jeans on vacation. Washing jeans after every wear is a waste of detergent, water, electricity and vacation time, and also shortens the life of the jeans. In fact, a lot of jean manufacturers say you should [never wash your jeans](https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/2014/oct/24/why-you-should-never-ever-wash-your-jeans-unless-you-really-really-have-to) unless they get really dirty. You can always buy a new pair if you really, really have to. It's just never come up in the 25 years I've been doing this.
Go all in. Sink, shorts in, clean em up, wring em out, stick em back on. Looks better, smells better, feels, wet, but better and less sticky. Own it.
Who brings one pair of pants on vacation? It's the whole reason luggage is a thing.
Sell the rest of your sandwich and buy pants
Put a towel round you. Wash pants at laundry. Use drier. Problem solved in 90 minutes.
No extra pants, how long was your vacation?
At least you got some karma out of it :D
I go on vacation as often as I can, but I've never gone on one with only one pants. I even keep a spare in my carry-on luggage in case I have an accident in the airport or on the airplane.
A few days ago the same thing happend to me… on my first day of vacation.. I just went out and bought a new one.
You went on vacation with just one pair of pants?
You brought one pair of pants to a multi-day vacation? Ick. And you don't have a twenty to buy a pair of sweatpants? "Hey /r/wellthatsucks, I took a vacation with this guy I thought I knew, and"...
You only have one pair of pants for vacation?
Causally trip and fall into the pool (after you empty your pockets of course), do a quick underwater scrub of your pants, air dry as you’re wearing them. 👍
What sort of a weirdo doesn’t pack their bags as if they’re going to piss themselves twice a day?? Don’t we all do that?
This is why you always pack like you might shit yourself everyday…
Pants probably smell like ass after wearing them everyday so this could be an improvement.
you went on vacation with one pair of pants? go to the bathroom, remove pants, rinse thoroughly in sink. dry if possible, either under a hand dryer or wring them out or just throw them over a stall door for 15 or 20 minutes while you sit on the throne and contemplate your mistake. put on cleaner, moist pants. i'd rather do that than have sticky orange crotch the whole day.
I don't care
What kind of weirdo do you have to be to not bring extra pair of pants on a vacation? I bring like 15 pairs of underwear in case I shit myself 14 times (possibility of that is low but never zero)
You only brought one pair of pants? Did you only bring 1 underwear to?
Tell your gf, wife, or a nearby woman that you are offering a double dose of vitamin D
Who wears pants on vacation?
thats my big fear when i travel, i rarely take an extra pair of pants.
I spilled ranch all over my pants in Vegas so I just bought a new pair of shorts from lululemon. Money solves all problems
One of those one pair of pants situations, eh? How long was your vacation?