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Blursed headshot

Blursed headshot

That-dank-memester

Why is the daughter green, and the father red?


100DicksInYourBum

Because she is prepubescent girl


ghost1995-me

I see why the dad is red then.


PlantManiac

nO-


FeelinJipper

Avoided saying “ripe” nice


Boberoo2

*she’s not ripe enough to to eat yet, she needs more time to mature into a nice, juicy apple*


Sultan_Pineapple

It's not the daugther but the girlfriend of the apple that gets shot


buchasc

Cause ol granny smith


That-dank-memester

Dear god, what have I done?


Darth_Star_Vader

Because in the world of apples being green is a recessive gene and both the parents are heterozygous.


That-dank-memester

I see... like blue eyes?


Darth_Star_Vader

I didn't learn about the hole eyes thing, but Ik it's for binary things.


mimikyu_lover123

because the daughter isn't ripe and the father is


CatMann364346

H-H-H-H-Headshot +250 Gerald is on a 50 killsteak!


AiryGr8

Finally an actual blursed post


Put-Complete

He shot the apple.


Overall-Internet-421

YES WE FINALLY GOT RID OF THE CHILD SUPPORT BILLS


BUCKBUCKBUCK12

Plot twist it was a tomato


ScreamingDancingFrog

The green apple is in the splash zone


Praukar

Plot twist: He was aiming for the boy


Life-is-a-potato

Who did he shoot though Edit: you guys don’t get the joke, do you?


Jackviator

Up to your interpretation. Are they laughing from relief that their loved one wasn’t killed and the human was, or their enjoyment of watching a hated member of apple society get executed by firing squad?


Hunterofdarkness21

As you can see in the end there is blood indicating the human died


Jackviator

Blood, or liquefied apple?


Hunterofdarkness21

I don't think apple can spill red liquid, if it was the apple it could have been a watery transparent liquid since it's natural not processed


Jackviator

Yeah but considering it’s a drawn image and not real life, it’s up to interpretation.


ilandedhereyesterday

The tree i believe


69SadBoi69

I think there's blood in the last frame


DrDoom1010

Happy cake day!


Greezamer_2

Took me a while


Jay64Killermama

Boy died because of red blood.


Frosty_Sweet_6678

One down, just under 8 billion to go!


mimikyu_lover123

I think you're looking for r/thanksihateit


ilandedhereyesterday

No, i dont hate it


Eminem1907

Their leaves were down then they went up is this like an apple boner please explain


ErickRicardo

Blursed_Aim


SovietTankEngine

Achievement unlocked: Headshot


gvime

DOUBLE KILL!


Siddharth_Ranjan

Apple family secured


King_of_spaghetti

Funny