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Ass_Butt_was_taken

arent these wheels like hella dangerous since the hamsters can literally decapitate themselves on there


0KelpShake0

Idk about decapitation, but their feet can get stuck in the mesh. But I worked at a PetSmart and they don't give a fuck about the animals, just money.


Trashtie

man, i hate people who care more about their convenience than the wellbeing of animals


dowker1

Well to be fair that's almost everyone to a degree, except the most ultra-crunchy vegans who live on a commune somewhere in Maine and generate their own energy from poop


psyglaiveseraph

Family has 2 cats we love them a lot and care for them as much as possible, the amount of money we pay for having the ac on in the summer is high but the cuddles are worth it


brbsinning

cats get cold really easily idk if they appreciate that ac


psyglaiveseraph

Ac maintained the house temp at 75, cats also have warm areas for them to nap on


Independent_Willow92

Yeah torture animals or poop into the communal electric generator. Those are the choices so might as well not go Vegan. They call that a logical fallacy. Edit: im Vegan btw. Forgot to say.


fleischblitz

emphasis was on the "to a degree", and everything afterwards was flavour for comedic effect


dowker1

I don't think you quite got my point


SmallBoobFan3

I can confirm they did not. edit, i just noticed that they redditor whom you answered initially actually confirmed what you said anyway :)


JuniperHillInmate

You didn't have to say. We know.


Independent_Willow92

You don't understand how this works. I don't deal in assumptions.


JuniperHillInmate

Did it take you 9 days to think of that?


1amoutofideas

I care about animals. I also eat meat and Iโ€™m not vegan. Some animals just are going to die. Me eating it is a way to honor itโ€™s sacrifice for me, and realize that something died for me to be here every day, and thus I should be a better human.


Expensive-Pie

This is beyond moronic


focking_retard

Mmm cow taste very good ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฆถ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘


BearLower4016

Uhhh... You do realise the less animals you eat, the you support an industry that thrives off the misfortune of animals? I mean, I eat animals too. In fact due to an eating disorder I pretty much exclusively eat hamburgers. But I'm under no illusion that that makes me a huge hypocrite. Have you ever actually met a cow? They're like big cats/dogs. Probably just as smart and also quite cute when they're not being gross. Watch the video of the cow that thinks it's a dog, if you want to feel guilty. We have to change the way we deal with animals, and should only support pastoral farming. Even there, I haven't been able to do that because where I'm at, if you want to support specific farmers the only option pretty much is to buy the whole cow, and I don't eat most of the cuts.


Trashtie

that was my point lol . iโ€™m vegan and i doubt everyone upvoting me is as well


elalph

Hello fellow vegan


Independent_Willow92

t'sup fellow vegan


TheMcDeal

Hi, not vegan but hi anyway.


Shmidershmax

Hi, how's it goin'?


TheMcDeal

Pretty good, thanks. And you?


in-some-other-way

While I would love to do all that being vegan is by far the easiest of those to do. So I'm vegan (btw).


YummyyAvocado

Good to see another vegan here then


Trashtie

u kno it


OutlandishnessOk4047

Canโ€™t they just put in a full plastic no mesh hamster wheel?


NoremakYentuhc

But those are more expensive and you have to *actually clean them* that's just too much ๐Ÿฅด


0KelpShake0

I had the plastic ones in the cages when I worked at PetSmart.


0KelpShake0

That's what I had in the cages when I worked at PetSmart, don't listen to the person below


dpetersz

Well it's a company, its only job is to care about money.


0KelpShake0

So they just let all the animals in their care die?


dpetersz

Depends on whether or not it makes them a profit, as all things do in a corporation. As I said, making money is literally their only job.


0KelpShake0

I worked there for 2 years. They'll get shut down if they don't take care of the animals. That's why they got all hush hush and nervous when I quit.


[deleted]

capitalism exists and its fucking horrible


RoundhouseToTheFace

I think they stopped using those kind. The store near me used to have them, but recently switched to solid plastic wheels.


NoremakYentuhc

We use solid plastic on long haired hamsters and mice, but everything else gets mesh ๐Ÿ˜ญ


lavemdelle

Ive worked at petsmart for three years and the two stores i worked at have never used these wheels, I'm not sure where or when this is


a11005601

Can confirm on the decapitation. Happened back in '96-'97. Sister was less than happy at that sight. Pretty sure that was the last of the hamsters in the household.


3linked

Gerbils and mice can also lose their tails.


Synyzy

Didnt even realise this was r/comedyhomicide. Need to get the karma whores out


seshi51

The caption really does ruin the video.


hiim379

Gonna be honest though it was at first but now that I think about it the caption doesnt ruin it enough to make it a homicide


Matp222

Then delete the post?


anafuckboi

Haha you didnโ€™t think theyโ€™d do something crazy like that? That comment was meant to placate and get more upvotes not less


amlugion

Just because the caption isnโ€™t needed on reddit, the original video is probably from twitter/instagram where the person who first posted it wanted to give context for their friends, not really a homicide


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Meneer_de_koter

i agree but you are annoying


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Psychology07

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r/redditmoment


Flopjacks

Nah, I had a video like this go โ€œviralโ€ a couple years ago and big meme accounts add random context like this. The story is likely totally made up


seshi51

they really do be using every excuse to break the perfectly correct status quo huh


0KelpShake0

I used to work at PetSmart and that place fucking SUCKS ASS.


hiim379

You got any stories


0KelpShake0

Yeah, I worked their for two years and I was one step down from a manager, I ran the PetCare department. Last year in January, I got sick with covid and they hired a new girl, who acted like she knew everything. I came back to work and started correcting her work and telling her what she's doing wrong and how to fix it. She didn't listen, she eventually kept leaving messes everywhere that I had to clean. But the worst part, she was giving meds to the animals in the back and gave the wrong meds to the animals all the time, switched them into the wrong cages, then got two snakes killed, and squeezed a bird to death. She's still hired to this day, I gave them warning that I would quit if they didn't get her shit together and get her out. They had 5 reasons to fire her, but nope. She was disabled so they let her stay. So I quit. Now they have nobody to work there any longer cause the crew that knew how to do stuff was trained by me and they left too. The places is a fucking wreck now. No animals have food, water, or a clean cage, and the fish tanks are covered in sludge.


AceBalistic

That sounds awful


0KelpShake0

Yeah, we also had someone come in and give the guinea pigs some sort of mutation of a covid like sickness, it had the same symptoms as covid, I think it was the same girl that killed the other animals. And I ended up having to hold 2 different guinea on two different shifts back to back and I held those poor dudes until they passed so they were comforted in their last minutes. The next shift I had, I was giving meds in the back and a piggy was missing so I asked my manager where he went. My boss had the audacity to tell me that I need to "use my common sense" next time before asking a question. I felt like he called me stupid, so I put my 2 weeks in the next day and never went back.


El_Duque_Caradura

Sso they will keep her until they're broke? That's being stupid as hell. I guess she got that job thanks to a familiar or a favor. Seriously, no one last that long being that living disaster without a big back behind her


0KelpShake0

Yeah, I got no clue how she's still there, plus they hired another person that's has no clue what their doing either and has gotten a customer's whole fish tank ruined and all the adult fish killed. I get the drama from one of my friends that is a higher up lol.


BearLower4016

Ill tell you why she's still there. She's probably the daughter of the franchise owner or some shit.


0KelpShake0

She's not. It's because she's disabled and she's considered a diverse hirer. Diverse hirers in the US never get fired.


CupOfCreamyDiarrhea

>I felt like he called me stupid Yes he was Though, that sentence coupled with >so I put my 2 weeks in the next day and never went back. That aside. I'm sorry to read your story and I hope you get better work experiences in the future.


0KelpShake0

I'm actually working at Lowe's rn and it's great! Everyone is extremely nice and I'm getting paid more for less responsibilities! Lol thanks for the kind words friend.


RoboticMarmot14

Dude you should report them


0KelpShake0

I've tried, corporate is just as toxic. They don't care


RoboticMarmot14

There's gotta be some other thing you can report them to, like some kind of animal protective or something


WhoDatFreshBoi

Yo what da dog doin'


0KelpShake0

Dog probably dead if she got her hands on it.


hayabusaten

You got covid last year in January? You sure you arenโ€™t the USโ€™ patient zero?


0KelpShake0

Lmao, pretty positive I'm not (get it... Positive * slaps knee * )


Ezek210

Was a manager there lol. We had a Syrian hamster get impaled on one of those wheels and no one noticed till mid day. It was probably there since the night before like that and it took a customer to notice.


elinamebro

He was the ass sucker


0KelpShake0

My manager was an ass sucker.


playpus-dm

r/memesopdidntlike


DiscipleofDrax

We're seeing a lot more of those on this subreddit now


seshi51

Itโ€™s r/comedyhomicide. The caption really does make the funny video look bad. I swear to fucking god everyone who quotes that sub are fucking insufferable beings that donโ€™t even have any sense in their heads. Reddit used to be better without pieces of shit like you.


hiim379

I like the meme hated the caption. Now looking at it the caption wasn't bad enough to be homicide.


btmvideos37

Itโ€™s not a meme without the caption. Just a video. The caption provided a bit of context


Passenger_Impressive

This is literally animal abuse. This shit isn't fucking funny


amirtheperson

how is this comedy homicide


hiim379

The caption wasn't in the original


amirtheperson

who cares it doesnโ€™t really kill the meme


seshi51

Itโ€™s like โ€œHAHA THIS MEME HAS TO HIT THE BOOKS!!!!!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚โ€ that literally doesnโ€™t add anything to the meme at all and is fucking annoying.


Pastelresonance

Lmao, this video is a internet classic. Dumb way to repost it, just give credit to the og.


hiim379

The original didnt have the caption


MellowMemestar

And?


disasterous_cape

Okay, but you didnโ€™t post the original?


Defenseless-Pipe

Hamsters in the same cage wutttt


extrabiggiesmalls

Wtf. HAHAHAHHAHA


ohblitzy

It's fucking funny


WhoDatFreshBoi

But not the caption ๐Ÿ™„


ohblitzy

You're the caption bitch


thedevchauhan

how was this a homicide? The caption was alright in my opinion...


FijiPotato

Not a homicide. Caption isn't needed but it provides context which is nice to have.


rolanatuaboca

I'm 99% the caption is made up, this video is ages old


nnerd_

Boy what the hell is that skull emoji


ToreWi

โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ‘ฝ


LunaLovegood83

Let's film the hamster except help it. Great.


road_manifesto

Wow! So funny! Animals getting injured! Terrible husbandry! Hilarious!


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Thank you, friend


GaIacticFaz

Ok that gif is pretty funny but the text Jesus Christ


new_refugee123456789

Hamsters are intense.


Kanto_Rowlet

r/whyweretheyfilming


Marisa_Nya

Not comedy homocide


MysteriousTeaching33

I literally died for laughing and concern for the lil dude


FLRerik

This is just a hilarious video, you just didn't like it.


HealQPyZe

Dumb rat


Orisani

Made my day lol


Revolutionary_Joke18

Owned


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U/savevideo


LooseCiGs1to3

Damn poor hamster took it and kept going.


Embarrassed-Pound-84

This is the best thing I've ever seen


SRK_Mine

Dude, you're older brother is so tiny


Sadboi813

My first hamster died like this


Daripuss

Tough little guys. That'd fuck me right up.


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PussyDestroyer694

i saw this like 3 years ago


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extrem_yeetus

thanks


Historical_Feature_9

that skull is on life support


konrado2000

well I wouldn't say it's smart


despaburrito2

Ass beating of a life time


[deleted]

This isn't funny!!! People are fucking psychos


CustomVoid

Oh no!! :((


[deleted]

Pot, meet kettle. ๐Ÿ˜‚


piches

Scar.. BROTHER, HELP MEE


Saidmaboy

Pikachu??


Kiran___

literally


borkode

u/savevideo


xGreenyOctopus

hahaha


Evilmaze

Pretty sure the original post didn't come with this caption


PerfectHuman1703

r/memesopdidntlike


hiim379

Like the meme hated the caption. Didn't realize till after I posted it that it wasn't bad enough to be a homicide


PerfectHuman1703

Aight. Do you want me to take my comment down?


hiim379

No, it's fine


PerfectHuman1703

Ok! Have a good day.


ian007i

They are everything but pet smart


Low_Cantaloupe_9663

This is why these wheels are being taken out of enclosures. We got rid of them a long time ago. They are dangerous and have killed many a small animal. Horrible :(


GEEMANGEE91

Walk it off - walkโ€ฆitโ€ฆoff


JEBAAX

U/savevideo


Zaid102

u/savevideo


Jar679

Absolutely terrible treatment of hamsters I hate petsmart


mrcrabs6464

Ay yo they selling pickichu at petsmart


KawtharM78

This is actually one of the reason as to exactly why wire wheels are so dangerous for hamsters. Buy plastic or wooden ones with a cork lining for your fur babies!


disasterous_cape

Theyโ€™re dangerous for all animals. Having wire wheels is *terrible* animal husbandry


ExtraYoutoob

Some pets are not smart


PumpkinPatch404

That looks dangerous. I thought his head or ears would've gotten cut or something


tumtub

๐Ÿ˜‚


Basketfulloftoys

Gotta hand it to the little guy. Gets right back on.


Badnikpanik

Lol


splootbean

the little dude just continued running even after hanging like that? manโ€™s determined to finish what he started


cvndlz

Ass clapper 9000


IceCry2nd

r/donthelpjustfilm


Cringinator4000

omg ๐Ÿ—ฟ


Otherwise_Forever777

Derp


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Silentero

Sigma rat grindset


jptrip23

This was honestly not as funny as I thought it was going to be. At first yes but when it was stuck thereโ€ฆ no


theslasheydasher

that was, indeed, very petsmart


Efficient_Chip576

โ€œHelp! Jane stop this crazy thing!!โ€


Badbomber360

Homie got jacked!


sacred_algebra_2

This sparks joy.


Kaneki2424

Nooo Pikachu


ThrustingBoner

The white one must be British


GhostRider3001

Didnโ€™t know PetSmart sells Pikachus


jennsrivas

Walk it off buddy! Walk it off.


Aggravating-Hurry-41

Pikachu


bcjin

Ehe


True_Lank

๐Ÿ’€


MallersTowersttv

This is beautiful


nothing9292

Jesus help the poor thing....


Mini090

These pets ainโ€™t that smart


AlexBlack79

"Dammit Pete, we spoke about this!"


qwertysrj

So adding captions is homicide now? What's the future? Blank memes?


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Monkiller587

r/animalsbeingjerks


Rodenkob

๐Ÿ’€


mattjohnson22050

and heโ€™s a pos for laughing instead of trying to help the lil guy


HamsterJuices

:(


SqualyCactus

Mice


AlucardVampire

โ€œJane, get me off this crazy thing!โ€


Alphafighterdark

The floor looks like non haired dead hampsterms


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