T O P

What the hell bungie

What the hell bungie

Pk_Memes

Just an eliksni watching two people making out


InquisitiveNerd

*scribbles more* Continue.... yes?


its_ya_boi_wulf

*DISMANTLE MINES, YES?*


InquisitiveNerd

Prison of Elders: They are wed, you are not.


CobaltMonkey

"They will try to kiss you. Kiss. Them. Baaaack."


SergioGMika

Impress your warden, yes?


Tomezzi96

Come kiss your warden, yes?


SergioGMika

Treasure waits below ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). It calls to you, yes?


willkrue8

I hate u


Ya_Bear

Dismantle clothes *yes*?


InquisitiveNerd

Your treasure awaits


Iedgic

*overload*


HockeyZman2000

*variks clicking noises*


Clogged4u

Hmm… do some kinky stuff yes?


DiscipleOfLucy

Disappointed that I can’t make out with an Eliksni.


GangOfG3off1

Yo who wanna touch mastication organs?


orange_juice_remake

The helmet stays on!


KrakenTheColdOne

Lemme cut a hole in it though.


InquisitiveNerd

No tongue


Frahames

Horny Bungie


TheUndeadBoi12

well Cortana is a naked AI


unlivedSoup69

Yo naked cortana r34 when?


TheUndeadBoi12

There's cortana porn since R34 was first released


unlivedSoup69

._. I don’t think I want naked cortana r34 anymore


Gibgarde

Oh yes you do.


unlivedSoup69

You somehow know me quite well


Moral_Mushroom

You forgot to close the window.


dscflawlessez

Dude it's been around since she existed. Any female character and there's gonna be R34 within 10 minutes of their existence.


unlivedSoup69

I’ve struck gold r/cortanaNSFW


dscflawlessez

I hope you have fun there


unlivedSoup69

So I checked it out Not as good as I though


Rebecoal-19

It is just kissing,you degenerated! *Proceeds to explain anything human the most close to horny way posible*


Delta6Rory

Don't they know we have a whole network of vids that they can use for their studies


smallboy76

Maybe pornhub isnt canon in destiny


waterfall5555

Probably yes, but after hundreds of years the servers would just be rusty components


fail-fast

well, Dead Orbit does have servers with forums in the Tower, so anything is possible


doubleapowpow

Isn't the crucible also televised? They have the technology, and the crucible interest from the public shows there's some hedonism alive and well. I'm more inclined to believe there are live shows and brothels, based on my post-apocalyptic movie watching experience, but there's certainly nothing ruling out the possibility of streaming pornography.


wefwegfweg

Drifter’s definitely got some porn stashed away somewhere, don’t let him hold out on you


Verix-1

Drifter’s Dirty Magazines, the only place you can get laundered weapons and porn in one stop.


Josan678

"Hey brother, dont tell anyone but... I have some good magazines from before the golden age. Tel me if you want to... Take a look at them"


MustangCraft

“Why’re these Spare Rations covered in vex milk?”


Lord_Konoshi

Kinky Exo sex, that’s why.


off-and-on

He's got one of those logs stuffed full of some old Playboys


AggronStrong

Acting like people aren't making new porn


Lord_Konoshi

Imagin the Eliksni that found a hard drive full of porn and checking it out for potential golden age tech schematics


Gandalf_The_3rd

No, they have ScornHub


Maritisa

thanks I hate it LOL


AngularPenny5

Fuck you and take this upvote


The-Commando004

The hub may not exist, but there's probably something similar


Vehicle_Efficient

I have some headcannons about this [dont ask why]... I’m sure there’s a site specially for guardians. Some non guardians have fetiches about them, maybe there’s some guardians who also are p*rnstars... exos, human/awoken/Exo


Hi-Im-new-at-this

Was lost in the collapse I believe


willkrue8

Mara sov's onlyfans hellloooo


Wanabephotographer

Would you really watch it knowing every single person on any video there is dead? i can't even watch regular movies with dead actors let alone a porn one lol.


Stphnhrrng82

I really would. Get gud scrub.


thell2987

Eliksni taking notes from the shadows: " Why would one use mastication organ to clean output orifice?"


Icannotfimdaname

That was a good one.


Aziimo

Imagine having a make out session with your partner, and after a few minutes you notice one of your new alien neighbors just staring and taking notes.


Hi-Im-new-at-this

Finally! A species that takes love seriously enough to take notes


BloodMists

*Looks at flair* Wait a minute...


TChurroc

Greetings, fellow Human! Human fellow!


xx_Chl_Chl_xx

Nice flair


TheUndeadBoi12

humans: \*have sex\* Elikni: \*\*A N A L Y S I S\*\*


BanterLord95

I think it's just a kiss but yes, Eliksni do be preparing for the human sociology finals


eromanga-degenerate

KOWALSKI! ANALYSIS.


Sam_Greyhaven

Damn, now I want to see a group of Eliksni named after the penguins.


Braakbal

It's an older code, Kell, I can't make it out.


SiimpDaddy

A N A L


teaffligam1

T rated btw


Baconslayer1

Idk, kissing seems pretty t rated


Edgy-ness-2030

They are rlly pushin that rating


Advarrk

I'd pay for an M rated destiny 2 upgrade


Forenus

I'd bargain with an Ahamkara for it.


2Sc00psPlz

*What are you doing, O'bearer mine?*


Vegiemighty

No one told me there was “sexy lore”….after hours Byfe channel


dakedDeans

He *is* called the Lore Daddy after all...


PepiTheBrief

Someone in the writing team was down bad.


Dumoney

...I have several questions


TheL0neWarden

Eido watching a young couple making out


DinoWizard021

So did this Eliksni.


unlivedSoup69

I found a new favorite lord tab


Swagkip360

To be clear they are kissing not having sex


xx_Chl_Chl_xx

That’s so lewd, this *kissing* you speak of /s


Lazulcat

Is this legit?


smallboy76

Yes


Lazulcat

That’s wild 😅😂


KeepScrolling52

A horny explanation of kissing


Josan678

Its more a scientifically correct way to explain it


2Sc00psPlz

And somehow far more lewd for it


Logan117

I'm into it. I didn't know I would be, but I am. The Eliksni watching and narrating like David Attenborough somehow makes it hotter.


Maxcalibur

Baby lemme get summa those *mild digestive secretions*


Gumboy077

It’s just kissing


Malahajati

Hilarious find! Gonna take some notes


One_Bar4

What if... What if we intake orifices against each other in a brief way but with more advanced forms.... *blushes*


The-Commando004

#😳


chrisni66

Looking forward to the Byf video on this one


MysticDwarf10

idk seems normal


Wait_WhatPotato

"it is most often brief" didn't need to attack me like that...


Kangarou

It's describing kissing, but go ahead and tell on yourself like that.


ekiechi

Bungie lore team is aces


Timythedarkside

Humans:*kissing* Eido: *"F A S C I N A T I N G"*


Humbuba567

LOOOOOOOL


Dovakiin2397

We need lore daddy to cover this


ma-chicken

New fetish, making out while being watch by 4 armed aliens


Azazel_memes

😏


DarthPlagueis06

*Is it sad that I can relate with the Eliskni in the lore tab more than the humans?*


EpixLavaGuy101

Welp I'm.... I dont even know


R0FLB0TDrDerp

sex 2: beyond sex


willkrue8

Yo we just kissing the homies good night


thebooradleyproject

Destiny erotic novel incoming…


Spartan_doge_6

Where did this happen I need to do something, pulls out thorn”come here I told you not to do it in the eliksni section”


BigShlongBoyy

What in the fuck?


RMectrex

“Bonk” “Go to horny jail luke smith”


TempestFox98

Theres no way this is real


TempestFox98

its fucking real


smallboy76

It is titan helmet


GxBrawler229

sex


Zatala

I know that this is supposed to be the Eliksni taking notes, but I'd like to think that it's some old notes from Asher Mir.


hisparia

😂😂


alexdesouzo

Seems kissing put in a scientific observation description makes people horny))


Dh5L3x1A

Legit…. I use this shader


upai_nai

Bungie providing some sex ed to the masses that need it.


Lucius_Imperator

"Nine-tenths of pre-Golden Age data... is **SMUT**!"


CodeNoble04

Someone might as well show them r34, get them some,interesting,notes


alphaasks

………Jesus Christ bungie, horny much!?


MustangCraft

Ever seen Cortana? They’ve been horny since 2001.


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MustangCraft

That ain’t me bro, I don’t downvote people for speaking the truth


alphaasks

yea sorry, pisses me off whenever this happens.


rolo989

Which class is the armor?


MadaraUchiha1423

Titan helmet


rolo989

Ty


unlivedSoup69

That is one lucky eliksni


Samurai_Guardian

Makes sense that they don't know what kissing is, those mouths must not be comfortable to kiss, plus with how tall some Eliksni get, it would be very awkward


JDBCool

I..... don't think I can finish my lunch anymore..... \*Barfs*


BortleBee

TRANSMAT FIRING


User1914-1918

Eliksni: a space travelling species Also eliksni: mesmerised by hairless monke cuddle


thefloatingpoint

How did Bungie find my notebook?!


Leesanyo

Said take notes on baby making lmaoo


_Andy_Bagles_

Yo they talkin' bout kissin'?? Yeah what is that lmao


DjBorsch

Plot twist: it's written not by an Eliksni but by ~~Savathun~~ Osiris


Harpersauce

I have studied your mating rituals well. Mostly from bushes and around corners.


TheGentlemanMasher

I mean... they're not wrong?


ferrous_ninja

This is fucking hilarious lmaodsheusshbe


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Practical_Taro9024

It was just kissing, my guy. Though I admit that if they hadn't seen Eido they might have gone farther


TheHunterVanguard

Ok, well I only have one thing to say and that is. Please get rid of it.