What the hell bungie
By - smallboy76
Just an eliksni watching two people making out
*DISMANTLE MINES, YES?*
Prison of Elders: They are wed, you are not.
"They will try to kiss you. Kiss. Them. Baaaack."
Impress your warden, yes?
Come kiss your warden, yes?
Treasure waits below ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). It calls to you, yes?
I hate u
Your treasure awaits
*variks clicking noises*
Hmm… do some kinky stuff yes?
Disappointed that I can’t make out with an Eliksni.
Yo who wanna touch mastication organs?
The helmet stays on!
Lemme cut a hole in it though.
well Cortana is a naked AI
Yo naked cortana r34 when?
There's cortana porn since R34 was first released
I don’t think I want naked cortana r34 anymore
Oh yes you do.
You somehow know me quite well
You forgot to close the window.
Dude it's been around since she existed. Any female character and there's gonna be R34 within 10 minutes of their existence.
I’ve struck gold
I hope you have fun there
So I checked it out
Not as good as I though
It is just kissing,you degenerated! *Proceeds to explain anything human the most close to horny way posible*
Don't they know we have a whole network of vids that they can use for their studies
Maybe pornhub isnt canon in destiny
Probably yes, but after hundreds of years the servers would just be rusty components
well, Dead Orbit does have servers with forums in the Tower, so anything is possible
Isn't the crucible also televised? They have the technology, and the crucible interest from the public shows there's some hedonism alive and well. I'm more inclined to believe there are live shows and brothels, based on my post-apocalyptic movie watching experience, but there's certainly nothing ruling out the possibility of streaming pornography.
Drifter’s definitely got some porn stashed away somewhere, don’t let him hold out on you
Drifter’s Dirty Magazines, the only place you can get laundered weapons and porn in one stop.
"Hey brother, dont tell anyone but... I have some good magazines from before the golden age. Tel me if you want to... Take a look at them"
“Why’re these Spare Rations covered in vex milk?”
Kinky Exo sex, that’s why.
He's got one of those logs stuffed full of some old Playboys
Acting like people aren't making new porn
Imagin the Eliksni that found a hard drive full of porn and checking it out for potential golden age tech schematics
No, they have ScornHub
thanks I hate it LOL
Fuck you and take this upvote
The hub may not exist, but there's probably something similar
I have some headcannons about this [dont ask why]... I’m sure there’s a site specially for guardians. Some non guardians have fetiches about them, maybe there’s some guardians who also are p*rnstars... exos, human/awoken/Exo
Was lost in the collapse I believe
Mara sov's onlyfans hellloooo
Would you really watch it knowing every single person on any video there is dead? i can't even watch regular movies with dead actors let alone a porn one lol.
I really would. Get gud scrub.
Eliksni taking notes from the shadows: " Why would one use mastication organ to clean output orifice?"
That was a good one.
Imagine having a make out session with your partner, and after a few minutes you notice one of your new alien neighbors just staring and taking notes.
Finally! A species that takes love seriously enough to take notes
*Looks at flair* Wait a minute...
Greetings, fellow Human!
humans: \*have sex\*
Elikni: \*\*A N A L Y S I S\*\*
I think it's just a kiss but yes, Eliksni do be preparing for the human sociology finals
Damn, now I want to see a group of Eliksni named after the penguins.
It's an older code, Kell, I can't make it out.
A N A L
T rated btw
Idk, kissing seems pretty t rated
They are rlly pushin that rating
I'd pay for an M rated destiny 2 upgrade
I'd bargain with an Ahamkara for it.
*What are you doing, O'bearer mine?*
No one told me there was “sexy lore”….after hours Byfe channel
He *is* called the Lore Daddy after all...
Someone in the writing team was down bad.
...I have several questions
Eido watching a young couple making out
So did this Eliksni.
I found a new favorite lord tab
To be clear they are kissing not having sex
That’s so lewd, this *kissing* you speak of
Is this legit?
That’s wild 😅😂
A horny explanation of kissing
Its more a scientifically correct way to explain it
And somehow far more lewd for it
I'm into it. I didn't know I would be, but I am. The Eliksni watching and narrating like David Attenborough somehow makes it hotter.
Baby lemme get summa those
*mild digestive secretions*
It’s just kissing
Gonna take some notes
What if... What if we intake orifices against each other in a brief way but with more advanced forms.... *blushes*
Looking forward to the Byf video on this one
idk seems normal
"it is most often brief" didn't need to attack me like that...
It's describing kissing, but go ahead and tell on yourself like that.
Bungie lore team is aces
Eido: *"F A S C I N A T I N G"*
We need lore daddy to cover this
New fetish, making out while being watch by 4 armed aliens
*Is it sad that I can relate with the Eliskni in the lore tab more than the humans?*
Welp I'm.... I dont even know
sex 2: beyond sex
Yo we just kissing the homies good night
Destiny erotic novel incoming…
Where did this happen I need to do something, pulls out thorn”come here I told you not to do it in the eliksni section”
What in the fuck?
“Go to horny jail luke smith”
Theres no way this is real
its fucking real
It is titan helmet
I know that this is supposed to be the Eliksni taking notes, but I'd like to think that it's some old notes from Asher Mir.
Seems kissing put in a scientific observation description makes people horny))
Legit…. I use this shader
Bungie providing some sex ed to the masses that need it.
"Nine-tenths of pre-Golden Age data... is **SMUT**!"
Someone might as well show them r34, get them some,interesting,notes
………Jesus Christ bungie, horny much!?
Ever seen Cortana? They’ve been horny since 2001.
That ain’t me bro, I don’t downvote people for speaking the truth
yea sorry, pisses me off whenever this happens.
Which class is the armor?
That is one lucky eliksni
Makes sense that they don't know what kissing is, those mouths must not be comfortable to kiss, plus with how tall some Eliksni get, it would be very awkward
I..... don't think I can finish my lunch anymore.....
Eliksni: a space travelling species
Also eliksni: mesmerised by hairless monke cuddle
How did Bungie find my notebook?!
Said take notes on baby making lmaoo
Yo they talkin' bout kissin'?? Yeah what is that lmao
Plot twist: it's written not by an Eliksni but by ~~Savathun~~ Osiris
I have studied your mating rituals well. Mostly from bushes and around corners.
I mean... they're not wrong?
This is fucking hilarious lmaodsheusshbe
It was just kissing, my guy. Though I admit that if they hadn't seen Eido they might have gone farther
Ok, well I only have one thing to say and that is. Please get rid of it.