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ICPGr8Milenko

Might need a new catalickit converter.


The_Kitten_Stimpy

nice


Fuggaak

That pun really drove me up a wall.


Expert__Witness

Sir your cat needs a new canooter valve, that's gonna be $85.


superx89

Plus labor and diagnostic fee.


SweSupermoosie

”Have you tried switchinh him off and then on again?”


nopeeker

Mmmmmmmmmmm..


voltechs

I suggest a DOG scan.


David_Good_Enough

Shouldn't it be a CAT-sc... Ooooooohhhhhh


Nightblade

PET scan.


cstearns1982

cat.exe has failed. Would you like to close or wait for the program to respond?


LucSanchezMD

He must be cat-tose intolerant.


kittykatmeowow

I made the mistake of giving my cats a bowl of cream once. One of them drank it like this and splattered everywhere. The other stuck her paws in it and then ran away, leaving milky footprints everywhere. Then she came back and knocked the bowl over. My cats are now dairy-free.


LogeeBare

Well since housecats are all lactose intolerant, they should have been dairy free before you gave it to them


Morfildur

There is lactose-free cat milk available in most pet food stores, though you can also give them normal lactose-free milk (which is probably even more expensive). My cats love it - and make a mess by splashing it everywhere.


Kalooeh

I drink lactose-free milk myself so it's not really that big a deal to give my cat some when she yells at me for it. She was fine with regular milk too (so was her half-brother so likely either a thing they got from their mom or just used to it) but still switched anyway since figured better for them (and me), especially as they got older. She's 24 now too and interesting enough she throws up with goat and pet milk but no problems with dairy. She absolutely looses her mind over cheese too, and certain kinds of bread. Meanwhile I have to keep an eye on my 11 yr old (that is also allergic to chicken) because if he gets into it and has too much his stomach gets upset. He's picky as hell but of course goes for Bunny's milk :/ The 2-3 yr also likes to steal some too but not as often.


[deleted]

Honest question. Is there any real reason to get a cat other than your landlord doesn't allow dogs? Or are there people who actually enjoy their apartment smelling like ass.


41cheese

I've actually noticed less of a general odour from my cat than my former dogs, the only thing that stinks is the litter box, and if cleaned daily it shouldn't.


Surge72

Dogs smell a whole lot more than cats.


hotk9

If you clean up properly after, neither having a cat or dog has to smell.


Morfildur

I own a house and my cats are roaming around outside most of the day, so no smell indoors. If you clean daily, pure indoor cats don't cause a bad smell either.


cranfeckintastic

I just don't like the idea of a cat digging in it's shit-box and then hopping up for a stroll across the counter, or across my face when I'm sleeping. Had a cat when I was a kid and that little bastard tore across my face during it's 2am zoomies once and ripped a considerable gash in my cheek and lip with its claws. Disliked cats ever since. Not a single one of my dogs ever used me as a goddamn trampoline while I was sleeping, my last old girl would very carefully climb onto the bed and nestle herself against the backs of my legs while trying not to step on me in the process, then wouldn't move until I woke up, myself. I miss that pup


11upand1over

Why are you here on a cute video of a cat being obnoxious about cats? Don’t get a cat then, no one here cares about your opinion of cats.


A_L_A_M_A_T

giving grown cats milk is a good way of giving them diarrhea


kalelinator

Why do Americans call milk cream? Edit: apparently my serious question has offended some people with all these downvoted.


princessm1423

We don’t. Milk and cream are two different things


kalelinator

Whaaat? What is cream then? Why do you put cream in coffee?


violetdea

Cream generally has a much higher far content than milk.


guilty_bystander

fat* ....for those who don't use English as a first language


violetdea

Yes thank you. Autocorrect got me.


kalelinator

Cream in Australia goes on desserts and in cakes. Nobody would even think of adding it to coffee or drinking it. I just don’t understand!


violetdea

It's a different sort of cream. Whipping cream or the like is what is used for desserts. Coffee cream is more like high fat milk. Generally in the 12 to 18 percent range as opposed to 1 to 3 for milk.


ClearlySage

I think what you refer to as cream we refer to as "whipped cream" which is different than regular cream and further, milk. BUT we also have "creme-filled" desserts, which are filled with like...fancier whipped cream?


kalelinator

Whipped cream comes in a dispensable can for us. It’s used to as a fluffy topping to desserts but also a filling for pastries and such too. Regular just “cream” is like a thick almost custard consistency here in Australia.


biosnap

American who lived in Australia here. Your thick cream for tea and scones is difficult to find here in the US. The closest we have is creme fraiche or sour cream which are not the same at all. The cream there that is most similar to what people in the US call cream is called "pouring cream" in Oz.


guilty_bystander

What's wrong with that in some coffee?


geoff5093

Sounds like you’re talking about icing/frosting or whipped cream (what goes on cakes, cupcakes or pies) Heavy cream, light cream, half and half, and milk are generally the same thing but the fat content goes from very high (like 60 calories for a couple tablespoons) to fat free skim milk. It’s all still liquid. The benefit is you need very little cream to do the same thing as a lot of milk, which usually doesn’t fit in a cup of coffee without overflowing


lunalily22

Is it like a frosting, or whipped cream? If so then it’s not the same thing lol


Deadlock_Wolf

The cream you are referring to, is what we call "coffee creamer". It is cow's milk with 36% fat, we do not drink this as you would gallon milk.


kalelinator

So it’s like condensed milk?


Deadlock_Wolf

Condensed milk is milk that has been reduced in water levels by up to 60% and added sugar, this is not creamer. Whole milk, purchased in a gallon for cereal and the like is 3.5% butterfat. Creamer is 36% butter fat, the difference between the 3 products you mentioned are butter fat concentration and water content.


lunalily22

Not quite, it’s typically still white, and thicker than milk but not sticky like condensed milk If that makes sense. It’s basically a thicker, yummier milk that makes things like coffee creamy.


LastieLion

Cream is the same in and outside America. It is just there is a culture in the US of using cream in coffee and elsewhere milk is the norm. Everyone is defining the same cream


nahteviro

Cream is usually referencing “half and half”. Which is half milk, half heavy whipping cream. Which is what we typically put in coffee. Milk is just called milk.


SkiZer0

They don’t.


kalelinator

I’m so confused.


geoff5093

Do you not have coffee creamer in Australia?


kalelinator

Nope, never heard of it until just now. I always thought when I heard it in American movies or TV shows that they just meant milk.


41cheese

Do you not have whipping cream at least?


kalelinator

We have whipped cream (in a pressurised canister and comes out real fluffy) which I assume is the same thing? It’s often used as a topping for iced coffees.


geoff5093

So what do you use to make your own whipped cream?


nahteviro

No not the same thing. Heavy whipping cream is used to make whipped cream. Add a little sugar to a bowl of whipping cream and whip the shit out of it..... whipped cream.


11upand1over

https://whatscookingamerica.net/Sauces_Condiments/CreamDefinitions.htm


Keilz

No one puts whipping cream in coffee. By cream, we usually mean ”half and half” which is half cream half milk. I, however, just use milk bc half and half is too fatty. Coffee creamer is another thing which tastes a little thicker than milk and is good for adding flavors


TomatoFettuccini

Looks like he learned to drink from dogs, not cats. BTW cats are lactose intolerant AF and will get diarreah from too much dairy (which is not much), even though they love it.


Scratch_Mehoff

Is lactose free milk ok?


Morfildur

To be safe, you can go to your local pet-food store and look for cat milk. As a German, I use [https://www.zooroyal.de/zooroyal-katzenmilch-6x200ml](https://www.zooroyal.de/zooroyal-katzenmilch-6x200ml) , which is available in a nearby grocery store, made for cats, sugar-free and my cats love it. Your country, whichever it is, should have similar options available. Normal lactose free milk should work, but you'll have to keep an eye out for additives, especially sugar or such to make it more tasty for humans. It should be pure lactose free milk.


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osiris911

My cat only drinks fresh De Niro milk, it's very expensive.


Gizxix

google exist, but does lactoes free milk work fine?


nahteviro

“Go google it!..... but seriously same question” - literally you


Gizxix

It was suppose to be a joke but ppl took it literally, just ignore my comment pls?


mookanana

there it is. i knew i didnt need to scroll down that far. it really depends on the cat, the same way as humans are. some cats are lactose intolerant, others are not.


Gilgameshbrah

Only came to see this comment. If you think slurping the milk looks bad, wait till it comes out the other side ;)


Booyacaja

My magnificent cat is the same way, but the other way around, while he's peeing. He has the hugest litter box you've ever seen, yet he chooses to go right on the edge of the litter box and the juices run down the side and onto the floor. It's a great time for me, would recommend.


CataractsOfSamsMum

'The juices'. Gag.


Booyacaja

The best part is that the juices make their way under the litter box, so I not only have piss all over the side but I also have to lift a giant litter box to clean up piss that's smeared underneath


CataractsOfSamsMum

I don't think your cat is a dumbass. I think he's an evil genius.


CrazyMetalHooman

That behaviour usualy means that there is something wrong with the litterbox. Is it a closed top one? Some cats refuse to use them, and other see it as a territorial thing they need to protect so they mark it at the entrance. Especially if you have other cats in the house. While closed top ones are more convenient for us, they are actually bad for the cat. Cats also do that if its not cleaned every day. Have you tried a different litter filler. My cats used to hate the one that is like sand, so i started buying the silica gel ones.


Tweetymcbeakums

I had the same problem! I ended up getting the biggest puppy pee pads I could find and put them under the litter boxes. I also spray the floors with pet enzyme to break down the urine smells. But I think what finally solved the problem was when I bought the absolute biggest litter boxes I could find that have high, sloped sides. I still put the pee pads underneath but haven’t seen any pee on them in weeks.


SweetJava786

Does he stand on the box, and does he do any digging? If the first is yes and the second is no, he's telling you he doesn't like the litter substrate - it might be too dirty, coarse, heavy, or scented. Cats can be very specific about their likes and dislikes around the litterbox. If be happy to chat more if you dm me!


Chrisf1998

Have you tried a litter box with a lid?


Booyacaja

I used to have one of these back in the day for a different cat. You're right I didn't have the piss aiming problem with that one. However, what I did have was a smelly cat problem. As if that style of litter box has a dutch oven effect, trapping all the piss and shit air and transferring the smell to the cat's fur. Maybe they have giant ones that have lids and more air circulation? Will look into that.


Chrisf1998

I got one at Walmart, way bigger than our other 2 litter boxes. It came with a plastic flap door that I had to remove, but otherwise it seems to work alright. It has a “carbon filter” slot in the top to allow air to flow out of, it seems to work well. I will say that that litter box gets used about half as much as the other 2 smaller, lidless ones. My cats are just bad about slinging litter and poop out of the litter box


ListenToKyuss

Most cats prefer the closed litter boxes. Gives them more privacy to do their business


space_monster

mine has arthritis, so he can't squat properly so he pees over the edge. I ended up buying a 16" x 20" developing tray from a photography website & it solved the problem. I no longer have to bleach my bathroom floor every 2 days.


The_Kitten_Stimpy

yep mine too. except for some reason 1/2 the time he actually aims up and over the side. We have plastic surrounding everything near the box and under it. Gets chaged at least every other day unless he chooses to pee like a normal cat for a few days


11upand1over

I was a somewhat similar issue with my cats peeing on the wall over the side of the litter boxes unintentionally. I got clear vinyl and nailed it up the side of the wall until it hangs slightly over the edge of the litter box. I call them “piss shields” and my floor has been much cleaner since I deployed them.


abhi5h3k

That's modern art you idiots. Stop disturbing him.


WolverinesMama

A Catson Pollock


nomsforall

I truly wish I had an award to give you. Bravo!


Your-Evil-Twin-

That look: ‘what? Why are you staring at me like I’m some kind of weirdo?’


maun_jax

Your cat has a drinking problem.


prophecygirl785

Did you try turning it off and back on?


BorisTheBrave

The milk is too low in the bowl, cats don't like to lower their head into bowls as it brushes their whiskers.


LogeeBare

They also are lactose intolerant and shouldn't ever be given milk


Wultatia

Could be cat milk or lactose free. I give mine cat milk all the time and he loves it


aledanniel

Most cats are lactose intolerant.


Maxthemother

Cats can't tolerate Milk / cream past Kitten stage


SensitiveDifference7

Haha, l love him/her!


ExRockstar

defective milk


Cucumber_head

Try restarting it


pengeek

"Hey wtf are you looking at?"


aszenko

She’s trying her damn hardest


actuallymessi1

Cat.EXE has stopped working


The_Vat

They're like that out of the factory. It's a feature, not a bug


starfishyboi69

Cat.exe has stopped working


intrepidzephyr

About a 6.2% milk to mouth efficiency


A40

Likes the taste, but not the milk.


b0bkakkarot

It's the cat equivalent of chewing with your mouth open.


NoLifeGamer2

I think it is macro'ing


Antiliani

Black cats matter.


Ren393

What cat? All I see is a warrior, the black panther. Wakanda foeva!


ChungusGotU_M8

He’s duplicating the milk


Dude_in_Blue_Pants

Honey I broke the cat


PixelMage

Why is it always black cats? They're almost always derpy and adorable and I want one.


Kapt-Kaos

The singularity never happened, the expansion of the universe is from this cats tongue flinging milk drops onto his "empty space" (black fur)


Woshambo

One of our dogs are unable to drink water normally. She either eats it or does what the cat is doing. It's like she can't make a scoop with her tongue.


KrustyBoomer

My cats in the liter box. Other end.


manmicop26

The Gene Simmons of the cat world, I’ll bet he’s popular around the neighborhood


JDUBYA1978

Not broken, just a jerk.


Spinozma

Prolly just needs a gasket replaced....


alexkami98

Just turn it off then on. That might work.


black666cat

This post is so over used my mom has seen it


Eldergod3

I think your model is defective.


MEME_TASTER

Me putting too much effort in something and fucking it all up


jeremyb616

LOL someone definitely has dogs as well XD


snozzleberry

My cat always drinks from the far edge of his water bowl so we have to put a plate under it to catch all of the water the slips off the side.


jaxdavenport

Check the flux catacitor


olivefred

This cat has a drinking problem.


XPgains

MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM


bred_skate

Ay bruv I thought your not meant to give cats milk


Gogh619

I’m still pissed off about the asshole that used white caulk joining two pieces of blue pearl granite.


Wendingo7

Human, you don't know decadence


kahagap

Tongue is too long. Lol


DetonationPorcupine

This is interesting because cat tongues are supposed to fold backward when they drink. I wonder if the tongue is folding forward in this case.


hannibalised

It's sharing with the counter. Some for me some for you.


sev0

Isn't cats like lactose intolerant and get massive diarrhea?


TheTruthTortoise

Cats are lactose intolerant and should not drink milk.


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It could be special cat milk you can buy.


Mithious

Not all cats are lactose intolerant.


massivesnail

Maybe there’s more milk in the bottom of this bowl.


borg2

No, normal cat behaviour right there folks.


PracticalMeat

Don't give your cats milk!


ruddycreek

Are those black paper towels in the background?? Fancy fancy...


prguitarman

The cat is like “I do this because I don’t have to clean it up”


UndertaleErin

Just a tip, cats shouldnt have milk :)


Keeppforgetting

Isn’t it bad to give milk to cats?


I-suck-at-golf

Having the cat’s dirty, litter box paws on the counter where food is prepared is disgusting.


Warlord68

No it’s just an asshole wasting what it’s got.


godmypooperhurts

he a little confused but he got the spirit


NUKLEARAXIS

See you in hot


myfairladybb

she/he want to be white...


VaultboiiiiX04

Just buy a new one


AURNSK

Kill it. Before it lay eggs


flameydude69

What a spazoid lol


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Reuhis

Yet he is drinking it, although in a messy manner


sammihelen

this owner knows this cat does this lmao, excellent bowl placement


harrygatto

Ten-chan drinks like that, have you stolen him?


tommygilbreath

Fix his teeth