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Need a huge bag of pee? Today is your day!

Need a huge bag of pee? Today is your day!

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naypoleon

Quit


SHOMERFUCKINGSHOBBAS

Poke a hole in the bag, *then* quit


rampallianuraag

Well that's gonna piss them off


PineHoot

Better to be pissed off than pissed on. Unless you’re into that, then you do you.


rampallianuraag

Urine to that*


Sacklunch696969

That's hot. Get it, pee is stored in the balls


Background_Floor2177

I am guessing this is stolen from Jeff vs sheamus feud ?


ScreenshotShitposts

Ho ho. Call pornhub! Or set up an Only Fans! Thats what you do!


Dual_Birds

Golden showers for everyone


mr_negativ

Hahah i see what you did there


Relative_Cup6216

No no it's "I pee what you did there"


Suspicious-Prompt321

Whoever did this is a real wiz kid


joker7boy

piss kid


shutupandfeedmecake

Urine trouble now


Ass_claimer

Put straw in it and enjoy your drink


Vanananicbanananic

blimey


D4RKSHADOW18

Well done sir, your comment actually made me gag


KLGamer7084

Shit in the bag, Poke a hole in it, *then* quit


RealisticSenpai

Puke in the bag,shit in the bag, poke a hole in the bag,then quit


Pimmelsenator

Nice, this is getting better & wilder any minute.


vrda06

Cum in the bag, puke in the bag, shit in the bag, poke a hole in the bag and then quit. And dip that resignation letter in the concoction and serve with a hint of parsley and table salt.


Maximum_Window_2604

Dont forget to add some period blood. U know, with the holidays coming up n all..gives it that nice festive color. Learned that from Martha Stewart.


is_aYet

Puke outsite the bag better


TheBeast160

Puke in the bag, shit in the bag, put a child in the bag,poke hole in the bag, then quit


kurukikoshigawa_1995

puke in the bag, shit in the bag, put a child in the bag, put fast and furious crossroads in the bag, poke a hole in the bag, shit on the floor, then quit


kopecs

Cum in the bag, puke in the bag, shit in the bag, poke a hole in the bag, then quit


Spac3Cowboy420

When I was 16 I worked at Wendy's in Mobile alabama. Bobby Brown was on his way to bayfest on dauphin island, we are the last stop before you get before it's just beaches and no bathrooms. So he stopped to use the restroom. Because of the concert, the restaurant was completely empty and had been all day long. Bobby Brown was our first and only customer that day. When he came in I was working front counter, and didn't recognize him at first. And then it dawned on me, that's Bobby Brown because of all the security guards. He went into the restroom, a few minutes later he comes back out signs a couple autographs and leaves. Because we're not making any money, management decides to close the restaurant. So I go in the bathroom just to check and make sure everything's okay. Bobby Brown filled the toilet with poop, did not flush it at all. So I told the management, because I know our plumbing is kind of bad in this restaurant. She told me to go flush it. I did and of course the toilet flooded. An 8-in long turd comes flooding out of the toilet onto the floor and floats its way out into the dining room. I don't know if you remember what early to mid-90s Wendy's decor was. But there is definitely a carpet. And that's where the turd decided to park itself. Now Bobby Brown came in at around noon, we decided to close the doors at around 2:00. There was no way I'm picking up a water log disintegrating celebrity turd. I quit on the spot.


Dekugaming

Bet if u did bag that turd some crazed fan would have bought it from you


KLGamer7084

What the fuck, even celebrities don't have manners XD


[deleted]

The only logical thing to do ^


Pimmelsenator

Before or after taking a dump on it?


sunee19

Put it in the classroom


Amazingshot

This!


CYGOH1222

just leave it there so students can freak out


PetercyEz

Trust me, they would pop it.


Pimmelsenator

100 %


WeirdRandoIam

I know I would


DrPaleontologus

If not me, then my friend. And I will be watching and recording.


Nithin_for_you

11th grader here, would pop it defo


NostrilRapist

Would have grow it more first


the_occasional_user

Just leave it there so students can take a picture of it and post it on reddit.


Dunta_Cral

Burn the place down


Pimmelsenator

But the piss would extinguish your fire.


LinoLino321

Which would smell horrible


Lordofspades_notgame

Good


wi5hbone

^fire-piss


schro_cat

Then start a band called Piss Extinguisher


zeburaa

probably the easiest and most rational solution


Brummelhummel

Your profile picture is how i would react when i see that pissbag as a janitor


zeburaa

understandable


TaxOk324

Go home


Pimmelsenator

How would you carry the bag?


The___canadian

Carry it in a cart to the bosses office, say "I quit", poke a hole in it and walk off.


Pimmelsenator

That'd definitely show dominance.


The___canadian

When he flips shit, obligatory response: "no need to be so pissy"


Intelligent_Trip8691

Here the real answer say nope walk out. If they want you to clean it up you just go biohazard I'm not trained for that.


Mindless-Pilot-Chef

Pee into it and then quit


JanwithBanan

nonono, you got it wrong, it goes more like 1) Pee into it 2) You poke a hole in the bag 3) Quit 4) Watch the chaos unveil


Sgt_Paul_Jackson

Put a very small explosive and resign


Pimmelsenator

Woah, no need to go nuclear.


Ritsuka-san

Klee make it go boom.


Aatman_Patel_447

Some men, just want to watch the world end.


Vogel88888888

Some men just want to watch the world drown


Clumsy_Deepak

Calm down satan


Zandre1126

Let's not blow things out of proportion


DStew713

Sorry to be that guy, but just bust out the shop vac. Nice and easy.


Ijustwantahotpocket

Wouldn’t even think you’d need to shop vac it. Pretty sure most bathrooms at schools have a drain. So i assume you could just pop it, let it flow down the drain, then mop up the trail


tvp61196

My exact thought. It would take a little while without flooding the floor, but hands down the easiest solution


douglasdouglasdougla

Right! Gotta love the shop vac


Kamikaze_Ninja_

I never knew you could use a shop vac for liquid until I had to do it regularly at work for a period of time.


Aidzillafont

Turn around and leave


23x3

Go to a chemistry lab and get a long hose if it’s a school. Puncture a hole in the bag that has the most slack. Take the cover off the grate in the floor and siphon the pee into there. Demand a raise


ThatSandwichGuy

Siphon? How do you create the vacuum


Jtizzle8

Well how badly do you want that raise?


Abyssal_Groot

Something like [this](https://www.bol.com/be/nl/p/silverline-hevelslang-2-meter/9200000049889967/?Referrer=ADVNLGOO002060-G-122163544744-S-796073453935-9200000049889967&gclid=CjwKCAjwn8SLBhAyEiwAHNTJbZcsNc7riZAqukmvjWkJDZL9tvSHrGW4cSsl-jQ5AZgz9exCVaXz9RoCoPwQAvD_BwE) should do. Bassically you put the copper part in the bag and shake the tube along it's length. The marble goes up and fills the tube a bit, then falls down and keeps the piss inside the tube. Keep shaking to fill the tube until it keeps running on it's own.


mousepop321

Simple, fill the hose with water, and then with your thumbs over the ends you quickly put the hose into place


ThatSandwichGuy

In my experience this could work, used it on a fishtank


Adebisauce

Sell it to a porn site


The___canadian

"Gamer Girl Pee"


spunkyboy247365

A school selling "gamer girl pee" to pornography sites in order to fund their curriculum is one of those sentences that really epitomizes life in the 2020s, doesn't it? It's beautiful


[deleted]

Pop it with a long pointy stick and run as fast as i can to the exit


v3spasian

Just to come back with a mop


funkopoplover69420

That bathroom definitely has a drain on the floor. I'm team pop and run.


Jeevgaming

*gulp gulp gulp*


Pimmelsenator

You're one thirsty mf.


Daddy_Smokestack

Hey when you're thirsty, you're thirsty


Pimmelsenator

You're right, who'd deny a thirsty man his drink.


TheTranquilTurtle

Prison. All of you, prison.


Flat_Mechanic_2713

You're not you when you're thirsty Grab a puss


Ashmedai

Well now I've had enough internet for today.


GreenyBeanyBo

Get a straw


Hatchie_47

Forgot a lemon slice!


Pimmelsenator

lmao, good job.


Pimmelsenator

That's the way.


WarriorDan69

Fk this sh¡t im out


akaTint0lz

Stab it and the guy that did that


Pimmelsenator

If this is from one guy, he deserves a medal ;)


akaTint0lz

Ok i kind of agree with it


User112011

Hope they have a drain in the floor in there, cause it's probably smart to just pop that thing and let it get on the floor, then clean the floor and walls with soap and water, beforehand washing it down with lots of water. Then again this may just be extra work because I'm a dumbass and don't really think too hard about shit like this.


Pimmelsenator

.... about piss like this.


Julia_ispog_543

Quit my job


HeyYoItsRad

"Fucking kids"


Pimmelsenator

Yes officer, this comment right here.


lqlex

Go work at mcdonalds


CygnusX06

I cut it open.


Pimmelsenator

But there's no floor drain.


CygnusX06

**DID I STUTTER?**


Pimmelsenator

Hehe, nice.


5enior97

Sell it in the cafeteria labeled “Apple Juice”


Pimmelsenator

Modern problems...


gettinvids

Before or after quitting?


Pimmelsenator

In between.


Yage-Sage

How the flying fuck did this get that way?


ThatSucc

It's tied around the whole urinal, so that think the spot was backed up and causing old piss to come out the drain. Janitor tied a bag around it to contain it while he got his shit ready to handle the situation


gullyterrier

Umm. Drains don't work that way. There is no old piss. My guess is thy closed it off and everyone after thought it would be hilarious to pee in it.


Youkno-thefarmer

This is what I was hoping someone would answer! I cannot figure it out


Minastor

Sit next to it and cry


Pimmelsenator

That'd make a nice meme, too.


Reddit_Ghost2021

Simple. Just use a pump and carefully move it up and out. Then empty it into some old milk jugs and serve it back to the kids as apple juice


TauInMelee

Report it to my boss, walk away, commit homicide when I find who did it.


DiekeDrake

Sell it on craigslist.


Pimmelsenator

There's a good chance this would work.


papupelu

free lemonade day in school 💯


SecretlyNotASpy

Aggressive gulps


Pimmelsenator

Man of culture!


Sir_Riffraff

Take a piss.


Pimmelsenator

Ma man!


techyboi31

Write a letter.


MyCoolMan321

Take it to the trash can and throw it in duh


Pimmelsenator

That'd be a very very very brave thing to try.


0xDECAFC0FFEEBAD

Mmmmmh forbidden apple juice


mouldylunchboxx

Bring home and use as beanbag


offender_defender_

Put it on ebay as a some random women twitch streamer's pee


Crocs_19

I was the janitor


amirtha14

Free hair gel


Sleepy-tyler-king

idk if i get hit by a bus on my way home, but i’m quitting for sho


realitycheck69420

"Screw it! let it sit there"


pajaman05

*Chug*


Rasadak

Bring a straw


B_GameZ7

*sigh*.....*sip*


EEEESH_

Free real estate.. why d'you think I became a janitor


Pimmelsenator

Bath time, wohoo!


Synbaad

Amogus


Longjumping_Algae_45

Where's my resume..?


Pimmelsenator

This IS your resume.


v3spasian

I make a small incision in the upper half of the bag that is not as stretched to avoid the bag from ripping. Then I place a fish tank cleaning siphon in it and CAREFULLY suck on it to slowly drain the bag. After that is done and only little pee remains in the bag I tie it together below the urinal and the fromer incision. Then I cut above the knot and throw the bag away. The school is safe again. I proceed to get minimum wage and minimum respect for the rest of my life and die alone surrounded by my two dogs that after my death will tragically starve to death. FIN


lethargicshtbag

Make a top hole and allow everyone to add to it until it ruptures. Russian roulette…


Dane_358

I take a spike....


Fapley7

A nail


EggplantFearless5969

Quit?


Nick-kun_

Free apple juice


mohammad_galib

The only logical thing to do :')


jessieS1212

Im gonna ask Dax


KaffeeMitSpeck

Run


David08_80

Poke then clean it up.


TheUnrulenting

I'm too scared to hear anyone's suggestions


The___canadian

I'll pitch in, serious answer: make a small incision in the top of the bag (not big enough for the integrity to fail and the bag to fall apart) get a Shop Vac, enter the hose and start vacuuming up the nasty liquid. Toss, repeat.


Kuchenbrottv

Take it or leave it


Valleuminati

Go to the toilet in it


aRustAccount

Get a hose and put it so it goes on the other toilet and keep doing that until the pee is gone


Walker6920

Vacuum cleaner mode


Quitehung2437

I pull-out my comically large straw...


JadedPeanutButter

I mean, at least it's not all over the floor...


Healthy_Rooster_3243

call bear grills (MAN VS WILD)


legend_killer_

Add my part of the share too


Daddy_Smokestack

Run away before that thing bursts


SchPeti

There should be a floor drain. Just cut it open and wait it drains then mop the floor


BottlerEater1

*Gulp*


SRpiti

ur mom


AgeAggravating9774

*happy green tea lover Janitor noises*


KidCanada7

I hope it’s double bagged.


Beanboy690

Kms


EddePede

The forbidden Capri-Sun


Jackmcmac1

Sell the location to some drug addicts on parole


karthiccer

*insert some celebrity here*'s finest second edition urine!


iwearsoftsocks

quit


Delifier

Depending on the day, but there is a chance i would stare at it in disbelief for 15 seconds, then leave while pretending not to have seen it. Depending on how long that have been there, it can stink of high heaven. Worse cases have been seen, with massive pizza puke all over the floor (cafeteria in the building), partially smeared out. Piss can be sucked up as is, at least.


thatlonleykid

Probably get very pissed


ReaperOvBodom

How the fuck?


tastywalrus89

Put it in a envelope and send it to the boss


Anime-Meme-Merchant

Quit on the spot


MX1212red

Drink


redditruari

Simple dimple


Spacepotato00

Dibs on the free piss bag


Vzeltova

Take a sip


Asperly

cum


BattleTiny7132

All you people saying quit do you not realize you could just call in for that day?


NotTak3n

Pull out my straw


Admiral_Falco_88

Saw this and lolled. Then thought how easiest to do it. Bit of sticky tape couple of buckets and a pokey stick. Stickytape a bit of the bag on the side. Poke a hole and flow into bucket. Still I'd go with poke with a stick and then run


impreetycool

i would quit


Mikaj577

if I saw it, I would leave for my own safety


TheMooney

Actual janitor here, you walk out pretending you didn't see it and call the facilities helpline from your mobile and get a different janitor(preferably one you don't like) to deal with it


Prestigious-Term-166

What you mean that’s XXXX gold


PiBombbb

Fuck the bag and pop it


ConsiderationNo773

Gulping time!


Bionic_system3

Why is there an underwear inside the bag?


freezsky_03

stick a straw in it its a capree sun


Fox1104

Cry


-Fancy_Pants-

*Slurp Slurp*