I know you won't read this
By - smol_boi-_-
You can now transform into the quintessential British old man at will.
...but now you can never change back.
You can make every boomer in a 10 mile radius yeet whatever it is they are holding.
Car horns can do that
U can now get memes with a snap of ur finger
But only in Austria
similar usernames lol
u yeet zoomers i yeet boomers
awesome, we should form a squad
we shall name it the yeet squad
Should I be afraid?
Every wolf within a 15 mile radius of you will now suddenly catch on fire
We have a similar username
You're like Catwoman but totally gay
I wasn’t expecting that
You are now the armored titan
A h a h a suddenly gets immense depression and ptsd
All pandas are now your bros
All 1800 of them
This is sad
I know man, I know
I...........ha-have............I have no wor....... I have no words for this
You gain extra strength from eating bamboo, however it's bamboo and doesn't offer much energy so the energy you get is very negligible... It also makes you finish every sentence with Bro
Well your just normal I guess…
On his way to his 9-5 job
Making anyone you sneeze on became average in every aspect
On average humans have more nipples than eyeballs, just saying
I will never unread that
This fact is valid. Husband has 3 nipples.
He also can make everyone here who gain powers become average
he's too dangerous to let live
Man man, the man who was bit by a man and gained the powers of a man
Just a normal human. Nothing to see here. Stop staring! No I’m a human, not a group of sentient salmon in a trench coat or something like that…
What do i do
You can make the last bite taste like the last thing the person closest to you ate.
That feeling when the last bite tastes like ass
Why did the last bite taste like ass?
You can make any video from 2004 be in HD
That actually useful
The number 2004 will now be displayed in HD
you can time travel to only 2004
But in HD
You cant touch yourself
You have the power to fire off the mighty Emerald Splash, but it only does something useful once per week.
This one is better than the invisibility one. But I'd say no-one and nothing can touch him. So they would basically walk around naked and no-one, neither him, could do anything about it.
You can now turn invisible
Аввм Антошка Совсем невозможно Так жить ни дня Возьми меня С собой на глазах
You now have the ability to not speak what ever language that is.
Thank you friend
Use it wisely.
you are Russian communist with Cuban ancestry
You have the ability to strip anyone from their property.
Ah yes, my favourite power. I didn't even need a revolution this time!
You can now say every digit of pi
You have the ability to summon pi amount of pies . But that’s all you have for your whole life. So use it wisely
Try me I’m not a bot by the way it’s ok I will wait…
You're really good at losing keys. 5538 so far
Better then nothing I suppose thanks guys
Actually, you are always loosing your Piano keys, and altough overwhelm the audience with ya skill
Idk sounds kinda sus
Your bodily fluids are all sauce
ever hungry? Just cut open a wound in your arm for free sauce!!!
You are like spider man but with hot sauce
you always know the sauce to posts
That would actually be a good one ngl
you have the ability to annalihate any person who asks you "what's that?"
possibly over salty
I wanted to comment anything, but someone already did, so i am writing this nonesense right here.
Whenever you're reborn your body parts are arranged in a new chaotic order.
Sounds fun. Cant wait to have my head attached to my hand.
You gained swimming
Cool I didn’t know how to swim
you can turn in to an airplane, but you require fuel!
you have the power of the k
Two more and I will have the World
what have i done
I have the Kool Kids Klub now you gave me this power
Please be gentle and use copious amounts of lube
You now have a robotic flamingo sidekick. His name is Sebastian.
Eine Inder tat ist in der Tat eine Tat die ein Inder tat
Du hast in Brandenburg 4G
Du bist in Brandenburg 4G
I wonder if it's gonna be teleportation or doc-oc
You can now stand still in the woods creepily and your mere presence terrifies people.
Did you have to call me out so personally?
Roses are red
I hope it won't be lame
What would be the power of my username
You can turn poems into a pixel-y font like the Minecraft font
well i mean you can summon sharks, but they always end up in space directly above you, where they die rather instantly. At some point, the shark will fall down to earth, and not a single soul will have any idea why sharks keep falling out of space and there will be a mass panic about aliens.
hippity hoppity get off my propert
You're very good at digging
You're Italian now?
you can type in spanish or at least a language or something with ñ
You are an illiterate Viking
You know everything about Norse mythology
You're a Kung Fu master
You can 69 the Sphinx
I am ok with this. Also nice
This is going to be fun!
You are a radioactive pool of sludge
Your superpower is to cure diarrhea to every Godzilla you see
Pla add something
Ok lets see what you got
You unlocked super harassment ability
some random guy does not know your name
you can make anybody speak nonsense
I hope its good
Everything you say will be taken as “just a joke”. I mean everything, jokes, racial slurs, promotion requests, your proposal.
Let chaos reign
Every gun you touch catches fire
When you die a phone will fall out of no where.
Cool extra phone for my murdurer
Pls god pls
You can now play Minecraft for 48 hours straight… no bathroom breaks required.
Thank you God , pls bless this unknown guy
you just lost the game
You now have Sans abilities
[megalovania starts playing]
you can like fix peoples eyes or something idk
You coom diamonds
A wolf sits on your lap and becomes your friend.
Please be good, please be good
You can raise the temperature of a shot of whiskey.
I read it, ha
You always land on the correct leg.
You will use the correct leg for any task. But you can only use this power 5389 times.
You no longer have dry balls
Kyle agreed on licking my balls?
You're a woman
I can summon a army platoon with a company of tanks,helicopters, and attack planes and I am basically immortal with all the units too
Except they’re all toast.
Do me right lads
Your super power is extremely high pressure urine
You have unlimited amount task bars open all the time that can never be closed and topics can never be chosen.
I wish to be intelligent. Pls i need it.
You become Buddha but only while you're 76
This could be interesting
You are that Train-monster from YugiOh
AND HE IS FLYING HIGHER THE KING OF THE SKY
Anatidaephobia - The fear that somewhere a duck is watching you
You lose the ability to tell the truth
You can play online games when offline
My alt is called daanoffline lmao
You have the power to change size like Ant Man/Giant Man
This will be interesting...
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cream pie a random person every time you eat pizza