T O P

I am surrounded by idiots.

I am surrounded by idiots.

Erwin_Rommel14

The 11 year old about to tell him about order of ops


The_Creeper_Man

Pemdas


Moyeezes

Bedmas


FredDylan05

Ah, yes Barenthesis. (Yes, I know it’s brackets.)


kindagarbage

i got both pemdas and gemdas (groupings)


SweetSauce24

Technically its Pbedmas because you work on the parentheses first which are in the brackets, then you do the brackets. At least that’s what i was taught in school


ThatOtherStriker

Technically is pbbemdas, because there also "braces" in addition to parentheses and brackets Like this- {3rd[2nd(1st)]}


Anakin_SKY-Walker1

We call it BODMAS here.


dont-do-memes-kidz

Bidmas


swiggarthy

Badmoose


adamwhome

rubber goose


Decpacito5

Green mouse


Alienwithsynesthesia

Bidmas


ILoveCactiAndBread

Bodmas


ImNotBlueBanana

i had bidmas


FluffyNarwhal69420

My mom has ligma


Milkybar_Man

What's mom?


FluffyNarwhal69420

Joe balls


misakarem

Who balls


jurandy969

Balls Big


PlutonisAX

Who's big?


LVtheFirst

dig bick


InkyDesigns

BODMAS Brackets, Orders, Division, Multiplication, Addition, Subtraction


Revolutionary-You786

I thought Bodmas was Bracket, Of, Division, Multiplication, Addition, Subtraction


InkyDesigns

I knew it both ways


MookieWoodBjj

What the fuck did “I” stand for


ImNotBlueBanana

indices


ReaperEDX

Ah yes, the "Please Enlarge My Dick And Scrotum"


WackoDako

Pingus


chafas-on-crack

Please excuse my dope ass swag


IDGAF_summoner

Bodmas in India


BoppinTortoise

I want to give the right answer...i know its part of the joke. So i-ll refrain....


JustYourAverageUS3R

I'LL TAKE THE FALL #IT'S 6


Moz1981

You took one for the team there


_Deus-EX-Machina_

All the awards too.


TPGreddit

I am in pain


ArmandPeanuts

Here have one


TPGreddit

Thank you


bruhlol108

Np


DeusInRegnium

r/notopbutok


MiIkTank

No top bu tok


LonVo

*In a classy french accent* It's actually **boulangerie**


apache-penguincopter

Hi in pain nice to meet you


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JonasBrot

nice reply


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NUCLEARGAMER1103

You put your life on the line for the team. And for that, we thank you.


bruhyz

I'll show your work. Solve by PEMDAS (Parentheses, Exponents, Multiplication & Division, Addition & Subtraction) 2+2x2=6 Because... 2x2=4 2+4=6 Edit: P.S. in Austria we call it KEMDAS


ItsjustNilin

In India we call it BODMAS


cul-de-sac-is-sax

Here in alabama, we call it SISASS


RealSuperYolo2006

In spain its SUSSUS /j


notnotavirginnot

In Mexico it's PUTO


tomthetank84

I learnt BIDMAS


clouuse

BIDMAS gang rise up


SidewardMango72

Yes bois


ArseneUserNewAccount

*pillar men theme intensifies*


AnotherJojoFan-

AIAIAIAIAIAI


bumchicc6564

yessir


Scumbraltor

Here we call it DEEZNATS


Mynameissam26

B- brackets I- indices D-division M-multiplication A-addition S-subtraction


warmbreadmaker

Same in South Africa


Treckerrr

Gandhi was in both the places, coincidence? I think not


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When was Gandhi in Alabama?


allbymyself2

I just call it how to do math


I_have_a_tuxedo_cat

Same in the UK, at least were I live, or BIDMAS


ABBucsfan

Canada it's BEDMAS (exponent instead of order)


X80-Proto

Germany it's PUNKT VOR STRICH


Buster_Cherry-0

Sounds like a special forces unit


Some-Rough-5764

In Belgium volgorde van bewerkingen


Wilbur_Hamcloak

We just called it the order of operations.


Chef_Blah

We call it PEMDAS


DatMADPlayer

Not always. I got educated in French and it was PEDMAS


EaseleeiApproach

In America I’m in Bed Mas


RyanSteve1408

I learnt bdsm


awesome_soldier

I learned it as GEMDAS


chrisk9

BEDMAS in Ontario, Canada


Matescz821

In czechia we call it "přednost násobení a dělení před sčítáním a odčítáním"


JackieBrunell

I honestly don’t know cause my brain is smoother then a walnut


LukeAvio

In my school, we called it LIGMA


mentosbreath

I’ll take the fall… Ligma, you say?


LukeAvio

YO LIGMA BALLS


AutonInvasion

We called it SUGMA


Lufia321

What's SUGMA?


AutonInvasion

SUGMA BALLs


seplingwrogn

Wrong, it's SUGMA DICK


AutonInvasion

No thank you, you didn’t SUGMA Balls first


Lufia321

In my school we called it BDUYA


Indication_Easy

Ah yes, i loved learning about karentheses


Kaijudojo

I call it calculator.


69nt

dumbass its 3783738292942069696969⁶⁹⁶⁴²⁴⁷⁴⁴²⁰⁶⁹⁸⁸⁸⁹⁰⁶⁹⁴²⁰


rM4ngs

Timmy ate the wrong lunchbag this morning


SilentStrikerTH

I see a 69 in there... Nice


Soapaiii

There’s 6 69s and the answer is 6 Coincidence? I think NOT Edit: fuck never mind there’s 7


SandwichAndStuff

6 WHAT? DOLLARS? PROSTITUTES? KIDS I YOUR BASEMENT? UNITS? THINK US3R THINK!


willthepogfish

You sure it's 6 and not six?


Fartknocker9000turbo

Do your own research!


V8PROGAMER23

So it isn't......4


cyberianhusky2015

I’ll be that guy. It’s. Not its. Don’t banish me


jhb654

Something something BODMAS rule


WilliamZorterfield

PEMDAS: Pleas End My Dumb Ass Shitass life.


cshcsh531

Hey shitass, wanna see me *reddit?*


MorbidPrince189

I had a girl in my 5th grade class who thought order of operations was a thing used only sometimes. She would ask all the time “Do we use order of operations for this?”


TechnicalPlayz

To be fair my dad used to tell me that kind of stuff when I was really young thinking I would understand the sarcasm, then years later I would still perform the way my dad told me sarcasticly


SkylarMills63

So many people getting r/woooosh ‘ed right is hilarious Edit: fixed the woooosh


ChocolateTraining392

Yea lol


Jacks_krunking

The real r/woooosh


MrDiamond64

r/itswooooshwith4os r/itswooooshwithouttheh


cosmicpotato77

Why does the actual answer sound wrong


ganso_psicopato

Não sei mano


odin1197

Actually it's 69


Gabris2003

Everything, if you think hard enough, is 69


Xx_Space1

oh damn are you like a genius?


Thatstupidpotato34

actually, they're wrong, it's 420, not 69, goddamn idiots


DarePsychological452

No its 717


Hurricane-GOAT_15

Who are you, so wise in the ways of math?


KFC_Junior

Wrong its actualy 69420 u missed the important step of calculating how many funnis you get


Sensitive_Goose_8902

What happened after you found out the answer, what look did you give out?


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France_Sal

Man you commented on the wrong meme, it's the one above this


Comprehensive-Ad3963

For some reason, I occasionally end up on the wrong comments section. Like I click on the right thing and then somehow still end up on the wrong post.


Zengjia

I wouldn’t wanna eat my homies either.


Terrarian_BeanBag

6,942 Im so close, but so far


slashth456

I got "SYNTAX ERROR"


Dirt_Enthusiast

Wait a second


Financial-Memory

53 minutes have passed


Dirt_Enthusiast

Ssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


Starblaze_72

idiot it's 43


Jerryboy92

"I've been looking forward to this"


TheTallestTim

“Twice the pride, double the fall”


jayedgar06

You see it’s funny because he thinks he’s better despite it actually being the wrong number


10HzMonitor

meth


Longjumping-Gas-7778

15 year old me who still thought the answer was 8


SharpPixels08

How are you still in high school math?


Kewlaids69

D is passing


TruthCultural9952

you pass when you get a D from the teacher ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


simasand

Ameeeerica


mr2meows

68


MeggyFan23

+1


ganso_psicopato

So close yet so far


RedditGenetic

Holy shid bro, you got a calculator hidden in your brain somewhere or what?!


Iceicebaby1027

Pemdas would say otherwise


PEWFUN

isn't it 6


Background-Ad-7265

It 6 Pemdas


SantinoGaretto

8 what? Bananas? Chairs?


morenozaino

Guys i figured it out! Its Uzbekistan!


UberNerd1

Man ... I got scared .. i thought its actually 8. Got self conscious 😂


simasand

You just made the mistake of your life. Prepare for death.


Qdoit12Super

It’s 11 you idiot. 2+2\*2 = 2+(2\*2) = (2+2)\*(2+2) = 11


Bravecell

you must be an engineer


Yorgh-Drakeblood

P.E.M.D.A.S.


asdfdgfhfgh

TF is Pedmas? Is it American, In the UK We use BIDMAS


HonakaShinso

It’s the same thing,just using different words


asdfdgfhfgh

ok


HonakaShinso

k


asdfdgfhfgh

ok


Sensitive_Attitude27

BODMAS


asdfdgfhfgh

BIDMAS


Suoggo

Biden is destroying my ass smoothly???


Financial-Memory

Precisely.


asdfdgfhfgh

Now you get it


ImSoCourtney

PEMDAS is how the US teaches the order of operations in math Some people use the phrase “Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally” to help them remember the order. We’re taught math equations are supposed to be solved in this order: 1: P = Parentheses 2: E = Exponents 3: M = Multiplication 4: D = Division 5: A = Addition 6: S = Subtraction


zenutcase

Multiplication AND Division from left to right, and then Addition AND Subtraction from left to right


ElementalWorkshopII

Yeah I think you mean BODMAS, mate.


asdfdgfhfgh

In the UK they are (At the time of writing) teaching BIDMAS - Brackets, Indices, Division, Multiplication, Addition and Subtraction


Yorgh-Drakeblood

Parenthesis, Exponents, Multiplication, Division, Addition, Subtraction. Pemdas or as they’d say in school. Please excuse my dear aunt sally. America lol


TonyRocks55

Why does NO ONE else know what tf BEDMAS is? Brackets, Exponents, Multiply, Divide, Add, Subtract.


Botwink808

Actually it's 43


Gullible_Tip_8960

Wtf thats fucking wrong its 5


FdemoT

Wait it isn't france?


LiGNOusi

Idk anything bruh


disoriented_compass

I was taught order of operations, so paranthesis, exponents, multiply/divie, add/subtract And I still did the 2+2 first..


Rubenwolfy

uhh it’s actually 9 😎


Zefrb

Bruh it's 22. You idiot no genius !11!!


GhostUnamused_

I went through the comments and I saw so many people take this seriously. Bruh have you seen which subreddit this is? It's r/memes it is a MEME


AlphaInfiniti

6


TPGreddit

That's the joke


TectonicForest

He's probably not from your class


Glaringsoul

In Germany we have a saying that goes "Punkt vor Strich" or "Dots before Lines" because our signs for Multiplication and Division are • and ÷ respectively which tells us, that we always solve those before addition and substraction (unless brackets are present). Good joke regardless…


Gabris2003

r/wooosh


SkeerBeer

It's like the joke with the airplane


CorpseSalad

I'll rape your dad.


BootyPatrol1980

No no the right answer is 6.


CorpseSalad

Oh. I must have done the math wrong. Thanks, chum.


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AeroPlays_Games

Isnt it 7?


Koneqq

Yes thats me before few years


Espeonisbesteevee

Somethings wrong, I can feel it


-CoolBean-

Honest question: is it 6? I’ve got dyscalculia and I second guess my math constantly.


Blues_Poos

BODMAS says... nothing


nolongerlurking84

There’s nothing in the law that says you have to follow PEMDAS guys


Santuanas68

Repost