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  • By - JJD14

evilpersons

Not until he tells us where the bodies are buried. THOSE FAMILIES NEED CLOSURE, GARTH!!


JJD14

I feel like I’m missing something with these “where are the bodies jokes”? 😂


garyeoghan

A brief [overview](https://www.snopes.com/news/2021/07/12/garth-brooks-tom-segura-explained/)


Davethema

Cmon g, unblock t.


horridhollowhead

Don’t be stingy Mark


Platelicker1978

Nah, he's crap, not even on Match of the Day anymore


blindmannoeyes

I'd rather shit in my hands and clap than listen to Garth Brooks for two hours.


ServantOvBaphomet

I hear that's his favourite recording technique.


blackkat1986

The only reason I’d buy a Garth Brooks ticket is so I can take him out with a sniper rifle for his crimes against music


gmcb007

Welcome to Dublin, 47. Your target is Garth Brooks; a well known bastardiser of the ears. Brookes is preparing for a concert tonight to appease his cult of tractor riders so security will be tight. I will leave you to prepare. Starting Location: Luas Starting outfit: Denim and brogues.


Ehldas

He's mostly well covered in Croke Park, but there's one whole side with good access from the Dart line.


Libarate

Co-worker was at his computer early this morning to get a spot in the que. Apparently he was around 40,000th when he tried to get on at 7:30 but he did manage to get his tickets. I wasn't even sure who he was talking about at first so no I wasn't getting tickets myself.


Selina_Kyle69

I’d rather let Sammy Wilson tongue punch my fart box


Far_Conversation_478

Great way to spend a Tuesday morning. 5 stars


Selina_Kyle69

You’re damn right


Sharper1718

Can not un-visualize 🤮


Selina_Kyle69

How do you think I feel, I can’t get the feeling of his whiskers off my hole


Special_Intern_8025

Machine Head and Amon Amarth are playing a few days later. Better choice all round. Still like the red strokes though


Shyted88

Jesus did people not learn the first time?


TheLoudVoice

I'd go to ask him where the bodies are


eepboop

I didn't. I dislike country music in general and, having been a barman in 90s, Garth Brooks in particular.


sweetdaddyg

Yeah. I hate country music


DoritaMedley

No because the whole Chris Gains saga makes me cringe deeply.


vipertruck99

Garth Brooks just proves how dumbed down these folks are musically..it’s just the same intellect as produces people with smokey diesel cars and now going on 40 yrs of pink shirt/brown boots. They are totally backward moving forwards.


FaxePremiumBeer

Sorry, who?


TrucksNShit

Yeah. After last time I'm just really not arsed either way


Psychological_Bar870

Nah, going to see Ed though


Nordic_Nights

There are people actually buying Garth Brooks tickets? In this day and age? Saying that I do remember being tormented by his crooning as a kid when my grandparents played it


MrConor212

It’s not 2001 tbh lol. Him and Rod need to hang up their mics