He just slipped. Did you even watch the video that was on the news?

You think a man just *happens* to fall like that? No! Of course not! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him. Oh, and I shouldn’t have — I took him into my *own* firm.

Why did you take him into your own firm? Are you stupid or something?

I am going mentally fucking insane 

Someone go confiscate this guy's lanterns

I agree. He is a bona-fide hero