We'll just mate the parents again...
By - dragonmoto
Quick! Loot him!!!
Still made me bark out with laughter
Yeah it's the first thing that came to mind and I giggled when I typed it.
What's wrong with us
I should be sad, but I never liked that dinosaur anyways
Grappled the body
Well damn we can’t tame it now!
Ha! I ate your babaies for breakfast!
Damn I knew I Shouldn’t have put him on passive
Did you get the saddle?
Chop him up, we will need the meat.
Get out ur axe, we need more hide!
Today you get to breed with your mother
Whelp, no mutations, kill all the babies.
meat run their passives!
Drag the body somewhere!
Good they should’ve been killed they are shit
His Stats was trash
If it's any consolation, his body flew like a fucking rocket before he finally came back and hit the ground. It was awesome.
I'm dragging the body now
One day this is gonna become food or oil
Damn didn't bring enough darts, just trap em
Let's stuff some narcotics down his throat
Quick, harvest the body for it's meat.
Well no wonder it died, it had terrible stats and no mutations.
Tea bag him and take a screenshot
Give me a pickaxe, lets get some meat of this dead body
Quick, spawn camp him!
After being eaten, I ran back to get my stuff, only to be eaten again.
Alas poor steggobro420 I knew you little. But in a short amount of time, we've conquered the naked clans of this realm, and layed waste to their camps. You are not gone, just offline.
Kill him, we can get better one
All good, he will just respawn.
Can i eat this?
Oh sh*t he’s alive!
Let's use him to bullet sponge!
Also! Thanks for the reward!!
It’s alright he will just respawn
Time for a new one
I knew I should have used tranq darts
This one didnt have enough mutations so it had to be rid of
Harvest the body we need the meat 🍖 for jerky
Me: Feverishly starts jerking his meat
People at the funeral: O_O
Honestly, he was holding me back… I’ll get a better one this time.
Cut up my corpse so you can get some meat for this tame.
It's no loss if you have the parents, just breed another.
I will use a pick on the corpse it will give me more meat than using a hatchet, then I will feed it to my tames.
I just picked up my own ball of shit.
I accidentally ate my pet’s shit.