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averagebanevader

NFT Nice fucking tits


franksplice

Noncy fake teeth


Coge_Burros2

Non fuckable turtles


Alphons-Terego

I'm afraid of the answer, but do you imply there are fuckable turtles?


PigBenis4206942

Is that even a question?


Alphons-Terego

From a grammatical point of view? Yes. From a rhetorical one? Yes as well but one that doesn't necessarily need an answer.


PigBenis4206942

grammar deez nuts lol gottem


Alphons-Terego

If you say so...


inerthatusername

nine futas tiddies


GeoJoymanSays

Never Fucking Try


Billy_Billboard

\*muffeled sounds of nuts being grammar'd*


lemontwistcultist

Ever heard of snapping turtles?


jimmygarterex

TMNT


jejenb

doesnt the first T stand for Teenage? not sure about the laws in your country but...


bop-crop

I once saw an ad for a hotel that had a fuckable turtle in it


Alone_Spell9525

Any turtle is fuckable if you try hard enough


Asspiringdickhead

Numerous Fuckable Turtles


Rhysetheraven96

This is an absurd statement. Show me a turtle that you won't fuck and I'll show you a half of a man.


Coge_Burros2

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, but don’t get me wrong, Leo kinda hot tho, but they’re teenagers


Sweetnsouchef

Non fuckable tittes


Lime_Turtle69

you rang?


usernamemanhahalol

FT


The-green-beaner222

NFT Nuclear froggy testicals


Dawson81702

NFT No Freaking Taiwan


Random_Robloxian

NFT No fapping today


Opposite_Hyena565

And I screenshotted them both for free 😎


Virtually-Visual

PLEASE STOP. NO NO NO NO NO STOP


giuzepe

He will mess him the fuck up


StrikeMeDownZeus

Ey thanks again bro for dropping these for us. You the man. 😎


calizoomer

#SUE THIS FUCKER 😡😡😡😡😐😐😈😈😈😈😈😈


9Coffee_Mug9

#You'll be seeing my lawyer, get ready to live on the streets 😈😈🤬🤬😎😎


GreasyGoose13

#I’m gonna take your cardboard box from you after making you homeless😎😎🥸🥸


0K_N0RDY

!emojify


EmojiBotV2

#I’m gonna 👉 take 💅 your 👉🤐👈 cardboard 📦 box 📦 from you 👉👋 after 👀 making 💘👼🏼🌌 you 👉🤡 homeless😎😎🥸🥸


redditor7588

You can't make me homeless if I'm in jail.


Unhappy-Ad-71

!emojify


EmojiBotV2

#SUE 🕴 THIS FUCKER 👉 😡😡😡😡😐😐😈😈😈😈😈😈


calizoomer

!emojify


IceboundCat6

🤣📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸


sooty_Dady99

Brooo same


frog_marley

You 👉👦🏿 think 💭 it's funny 😃 to take 💅 screenshots ❌😤🚫 of people's 👫👬 NFTs, huh 😕? Property 🏡 theft 🕵 is a joke 😂 to you 👈? I'll 🤫 have you 👈 know 💭 that the blockchain 💖 doesn't lie 😫💪😤. I 👁 own it. Even 🌃 if you 👈🏼 save 📑 it, it's my property 🎮🚣🏻⛽. You 👉 are mad 😡 that you 👈 don't 🚫 own the art 🖼 that I 👁 own. Delete ❌ that screenshot 😎👍.


Opposite_Hyena565

Bro your cope seething bro. Go mald and cope some grass bro. You're seethe malding. Seethe.


why_me354

You think it’s funny to take screenshots of people’s NFTs, huh? You must be a very immature person to steal someone’s property that they PAID for. Yeah, I said it. You’re the kind of person who thinks that property theft (a seriously illegal offence) is a joke. I don’t even know why you took that screenshot, because you didn’t pay 1000 dollars for it. I did. The blockchain doesn’t lie. Even if you try to save it, it’s my property. You’re just angry that you couldn’t afford this priceless masterpiece. Even if you could, your fingers couldn’t even click fast enough to get one of the 10000 NFTs sold. You’re just mad you don’t own what I own. So, delete that screenshot, or I swear, you’ll be hearing from my lawyers.


belegerbs

Shit is too funny. Incel art


Beefsupremeninjalo82

Aaaaaaaaaaaand, blocked.


ArgonautXavier

Yes 🤙


[deleted]

!emojify


belegerbs

Incel art is weird


pickleholedestroyer

Dude I own this NFT 😡 Do you really think you can get away with theft when you're showing what you stole from me directly to my face 👎🤬My lawyers will make an easy job of this case. 👩‍⚖️👮‍♀️Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. 💅I will ruin you. ☠️🤬💯🔫💪


BigBoiNuggetBucket

#YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS, THE BLOCKCHAIN NEVER LIES


Grim_Apocolypse

Just hold and save photo


ghostmetalblack

You better lawyer up, buddy!!!


SashTheLurker

Bro, he's about to fucking end you.


Drip-Van-Winkle15

These go hard, so I felt free to screenshot


SmonkyWontBeatYaReal

Dude I own this NFT 😡 Do you really think you can get away with theft when you're showing what you stole from me directly to my face 👎🤬My lawyers will make an easy job of this case. 👩‍⚖️👮‍♀️Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. 💅I will ruin you. ☠️🤬💯🔫💪


TryHardElite2020

I’m so glad that Tweet is already a copypasta.


throwawayeastbay

I hope he feels fucking humiliated


uneducatedsmoK3r

I just screenshoted it so now i baught them


throwawayeastbay

Bro this image goes hard, screenshot


braden26

Pretty sure he was being sarcastic


Drip-Van-Winkle15

Yes, yes I do think I can get away with this 😎


bigdickb69420

!emojify


Yeegis

New thing for the auto mod to respond with when you say “screenshot”


throwawayeastbay

This copypasta goes hard so I screenshotted it 😎


LengthinessSilent

You think it’s funny to take screenshots of people’s NFTs, huh? You must be a very immature person to steal someone’s property that they PAID for. Yeah, I said it. You’re the kind of person who thinks that property theft (a seriously illegal offence) is a joke. I don’t even know why you took that screenshot, because you didn’t pay 1000 dollars for it. I did. The blockchain doesn’t lie. Even if you try to save it, it’s my property. You’re just angry that you couldn’t afford this priceless masterpiece. Even if you could, your fingers couldn’t even click fast enough to get one of the 10000 NFTs sold. You’re just mad you don’t own what I own. So, delete that screenshot, or I swear, you’ll be hearing from my lawyers.


Drip-Van-Winkle15

I do think it’s funny 😎


DoodleJake

*"I do. And Im tired of pretending it's not."*


AppellationSpawn

Downloaded


dankswordsman

Screenshot? I click the three dots and save. 😋


masterofevil188

Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think you can get away with theft when you're showing what you stole from me directly to my face. My lawyers will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you.


herrmoody

Dude I own this NFT 😡 Do you really think you can get away with theft when you're showing what you stole from me directly to my face 👎🤬My lawyers will make an easy job of this case. 👩‍⚖️👮‍♀️Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. 💅I will ruin you. ☠️🤬💯🔫💪


zappppp2

!emojify


EmojiBotV2

Dude 😎 I 👁 own this NFT 😡 Do you 👉🏼👤 really 💯 think 💭 you 👉👌 can get 🉐 away 😂 with theft 😤💯 when 🍑 you're showing 📺 what you 👉🏻 stole 😈 from me directly 👁👀 to my face 😀 👎🤬My lawyers 👮 will make 🖕 an easy ✅ job 😕 of this case 💼. 👩‍⚖️👮‍♀️Prepare to say 💬 goodbye 👋 to your 👉😏 luscious 😌🤤 life 💓 and start 🅱🆕🎮 preparing 👓📖📚 for the streets 🛣. 💅I will ruin 💣🧨 you 👈. ☠️🤬💯🔫💪


RedPandaSam7

This scares me


LengthinessSilent

!emojify


EmojiBotV2

This scares ❌😖 me


HanzTheDeutschDragon

yk what. *m o r e* !emojify


GreenMan1550

!emojify


HanzTheDeutschDragon

!emojify


hairypotatocat12

!emojify


T8N_H

!emojify


IveGotAYTChannel

!emojify


operativetheo8

This should be the automods response when you say nft


masterofevil188

Yes, absolutely.


BoxheadWill

!emojify


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[удалено]


Toasty_Mostly

For real though, I don't get why people pay for these shitty avatars.


JustinJakeAshton

Yeah, this weird Neo Pop Art shit sucks. They don't even come in 2x2 grids anymore.


tim2343

I think it's more about buying and selling, making money in the process. Few people care about the actual art, but eh what do I know


MassStupidity

The Dutch called, they want their tulips back


Coolrafid100

Simple answer: money laundering. That’s literally the only reason they exist. No other reason lmao. Same reason abstract art exists


newmacbookpro

Tax evasion as well.


WFS12

Bro you just wouldn’t understand. 🤓


LazyDadae

“*Snort* Thash not how it worksh! You can jusht shcreenshot it!!! 😡😡😡”


wake_up_cliff

How dare you make fun of someone's life savings


-Listening

"How to Pacifist Sekiro" run


Shadow0414BR

Real talk tho, take all the NFT stuff away qnd those monkeys probably couldve been pretty popular in 2010 or something. They give this feeling of old age youtube avatars if you get what i'm saying.


dontbereadinthis

Xbox 360 avatars basically.


DanielRobot

They will go up and up in value and u will be left behind 🥲📈📈


belegerbs

I could piss in a box of sand and make better art


GRANDDADgranddad

Domestic cat mfs be like


xRubikk

No balls, you won't do it


Fuselol

But could that box of piss sand make any money?


moes_bar

"🤓" therefore your argument is ruined


Pktbot

I hate nfts as much as the next guy but I'm not even joking when I say they look cool imo. I like the whole aesthetic that the monkey ones go for, but I can see why people don't like the way they look.


KnightLight03

Monke


smolwrld

Bruh they look someone's OC thats literally just a recolored Lanky Kong


Tospp

hot take: They're actually fine and I would gladly use one as a pfp, they look cool do they worth thousand of dollars? of fucking course not


Juicebeetiling

Still not as ugly as Funko pops


-_mercury_

Wait how is this shit real I don’t understand how these monkey drawings have value


Asspiringdickhead

Basically funny computer algorithm give an item random value based on fancy computer nerd shit and what results is a complete waste of money 👍


runvus1

Eventually someone will get left holding the bag


belegerbs

Holding their worthless dogecoin and PC paint art


runvus1

Yes


Scrubbadubdoug

Dogecoin got more value than NFT's


Coolrafid100

Worthless? I made $440 after subtracting amount i spent and paid in taxes from dogecoin. You gotta be early to these things. It’s too late to buy nfts now so now they’re worthless. Same for dogecoin


Complex_Plankton_204

Nice 👍


RouFGO

I've asked this a lot but no one ever answered. So you're telling me people are playing gacha with their energy bills and expecting it to be worth thousands?


Reemmyboi

Same


Clocktopu5

I’ve had it explained several times and it gets more confusing every time


Confused1903

Money laundering


BitDependent1630

Taiwan


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Ok_Cry5367

!emojify


realPoiuz

There is no fucking way people are buying these for real wtf they are so fucking ugly


GreyInkling

Because the art community collectively hate these things and are actively protesting their existence. So the only people making them are just getting a quick buck making shitty quick clipart.


itsmeyourgrandfather

Some of them have sold for millions, absolutely dismal moment for humanity


moes_bar

"Bu-but stonks!"


Ill_Floor8662

Just screenshotted so they're worthless ;)


Virtually-Visual

You think it's funny to steal copy my property? Content theft is a serious crime, you will be hearing from my legal team


Ill_Floor8662

And yes I think its funny


abhig535

I love this new copy pasta.


Ill_Floor8662

Bet


dwwzzh

I am scared that kevin will soon try to reply to messages like this


S0aster

Those images don't belong to you😤😠 they belong to the buyer because the blockchain doesn't lie😡😡😡 NOW DELETE THOSE SCREENSHOTS IMMEDIATLY🤬🤬🤬


Ill_Floor8662

*nah*


why_me354

You think it’s funny to take screenshots of people’s NFTs, huh? You must be a very immature person to steal someone’s property that they PAID for. Yeah, I said it. You’re the kind of person who thinks that property theft (a seriously illegal offence) is a joke. I don’t even know why you took that screenshot, because you didn’t pay 1000 dollars for it. I did. The blockchain doesn’t lie. Even if you try to save it, it’s my property. You’re just angry that you couldn’t afford this priceless masterpiece. Even if you could, your fingers couldn’t even click fast enough to get one of the 10000 NFTs sold. You’re just mad you don’t own what I own. So, delete that screenshot, or I swear, you’ll be hearing from my lawyers.


MohamedJoe

You think it’s funny to take screenshots of people’s NFTs, huh? You must be a very immature person to steal someone’s property that they PAID for. Yeah, I said it. You’re the kind of person who thinks that property theft (a seriously illegal offence) is a joke. I don’t even know why you took that screenshot, because you didn’t pay 1000 dollars for it. I did. The blockchain doesn’t lie. Even if you try to save it, it’s my property. You’re just angry that you couldn’t afford this priceless masterpiece. Even if you could, your fingers couldn’t even click fast enough to get one of the 10000 NFTs sold. You’re just mad you don’t own what I own. So, delete that screenshot, or I swear, you’ll be hearing from my lawyers.


Few-Examination-8730

Bro what??? No you didnt i paid 6 BTC for those!!!! Youre gonna hear from my lawyer


SamsonShibaInu

How much is 6 Bitcoin in real money


Few-Examination-8730

Rn its like 6 x 62 000 do the math


supramacjz

Did meth instead, rip


Dry-Toe-3139

📸


Alosisio

WE bought these two.


Virtually-Visual

(People falling for obvious bait lol)


DagonPie

Can we steal some real NFTs and post them on here or are these real? because i know also own this one for the sake of owning it.


SaveAwp123

These are real but probably not owned by op


xXyeahBoi69Xx

Start a sub thats literally just posting nft's and watch the idiots go crazy in every comment section


DagonPie

...thats a great idea


TheBestJunkrat

Just spent $0 by screenshot it


Formal_Expert335

How about Save image as


intriguingpotato

I just screenshotted your NFT. I just screenshotted your NFT. You may be concerned about this. In case you are, please read the below: FAQ: Why did you screenshot my NFT? I'm not going to tell you. Did you screenshot anybody else's NFTs? You could say I am screenshotting everybody's NFTs, but in the case I am telling you that I screenshotted your NFT. How are you screenshotting my NFTs? I screenshot when you post them on your profile. What are you planning to do with my NFTs? Have them all. What do I do about you screenshotting my NFTs? There's nothing you can do. When are you going to stop screenshotting my NFTs? You cannot escape me. Do I call the police? No. The authorities will not help you. What are the consequences of you screenshotting my NFTs? Be aware. What if I am ok with you screenshotting my NFTs? I will make sure you’re not. If there are any more questions then please consult your NFT wallet by directly speaking to it. Summary: I am screenshotting your NFTs.


Nile-_-River

*sorts by controversial*


SexySanguinius1683

Jokes on you why the fuck would I screenshot this shit when I can easily screenshot Witcher 3 wallpaper on deviantart for free


ian_aved14

Do you🤬think 💬it's funny🤡to screenshot🤌📸my $3,000💰NFT??? The blockchain📈doesn't 🚫lie😡!!


TypicalAd4

Guys feel **free** to screenshot


Puzzleheaded-Sun-205

Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think you can get away with theft when you're showing what you stole from me directly to my face. My lawyers will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you.


I-NEED-MORE-MEMES

I also ‘bought’ them


kunmop

Why in the fuck would any one buy this?


JoshuaAaAaA69

Can someone explain what these are? I’m clueless. Edit: got downvoted for asking a question cool


Thisisanembar

They’re really overpriced art pieces


Definitly_Not_James

Yeah, and now they are mine :)


comfort_bot_1962

:D


Snerbington

Jokes on you I just screenshot both of these and I have them for free!


Dadhe_Chadhe

Dude 😎 I 👁 own this NFT 😡 Do you 👉🏼👤 really 💯 think 💭 you 👉👌 can get 🉐 away 😂 with theft 😤💯 when 🍑 you're showing 📺 what you 👉🏻 stole 😈 from me directly 👁👀 to my face 😀 👎🤬My lawyers 👮 will make 🖕 an easy ✅ job 😕 of this case 💼. 👩‍⚖️👮‍♀️Prepare to say 💬 goodbye 👋 to your 👉😏 luscious 😌🤤 life 💓 and start 🅱🆕🎮 preparing 👓📖📚 for the streets 🛣. 💅I will ruin 💣🧨 you 👈. ☠️🤬💯🔫💪


deadblood0

What are these pictures even from? I'm starting to see them all over the place recently.


toyotacorolla1986

these go hard, mind if i screenshot?


GrandmasterFaff

captain phoebe bridgers


tottaly_not_masters

NFT: non fuckable token. Also I'm screenshotting this and making it my discord profile lmfao


Curious_Yam6220

God these are garbage


Eternal_Infinity_Dao

why are NFT always so ugly and expensive


MangoHombre

The thing I hate the most isn't even how worthless these things are, but how much of a smug "Rick and Morty enthusiast" vibe it gives. These idiots think they're a counterculture, bruh you're in a ponzi scheme.


MeNameYellow

I just screenshotted your NFT. You may be concerned about this. In case you are, please read the below: FAQ: Why did you screenshot my NFT? I'm not going to tell you. Did you screenshot anybody else's NFTs? You could say I am screenshotting everybody's NFTs, but in the case I am telling you that I screenshotted your NFT. How are you screenshotting my NFTs? I screenshot when you post them on your profile. What are you planning to do with my NFTs? Have them all. What do I do about you screenshotting my NFTs? There's nothing you can do. When are you going to stop screenshotting my NFTs? You cannot escape me. Do I call the police? No. The authorities will not help you. What are the consequences of you screenshotting my NFTs? Be aware. What if I am ok with you screenshotting my NFTs? I will make sure you’re not. If there are any more questions then please consult your NFT wallet by directly speaking to it. Summary: I am screenshotting your NFTs.


BlackShield69

*screenshot* hehehehehehe later suckaaaa!!


SoftBunnyFat

Yoink


doozur

Yoink


UnLimiTed-JiT

I got them for free


0_oNoName

Screenshotted. Outplayed. Cry about it


farmer_dane

Just stole these two😎


Effective-Light9120

Yoooo I have those tooooo!!!!!


BigFatMommyBahonkers

*Screenshots*


06725jpeg

Mind if I screenshit?


Almighty_Nokia_Brick

Pic goes hard feel free to screenshot


originalcommentator

Yoooo I got the same one!


r4inbowsalt

how much do you ask for the screenshot


DroopyRock

Get your money back


Chicken_nugget6

Thanks for the free profile pics


BurgundySerpent72

You are in possession of cryptocurrency/Blockchain assets! -1,000 credits!


Soggyoyster1

Screenshot Ed 😎😎😎😎😎


Ranch_Dressing321

Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think you can get away with theft when you're showing what you stole from me directly to my face. My lawyers will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you.


coleh779

Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think you can get away with theft when you’re showing what you stole from me directly to my face. My lawyers will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you.


CheekGlum9893

Knock off gorillaz


Lord_Grill

I just screenshotted and wrote my name on them, so I own them now. Prepare to be sued, liberal 😡


psilocush

"Delete that screenshot."


Traditional_Issue_79

THe BloCkcHAin DoEsn'T liE


sensual_shakespeare

.....*saves image*


Scythebrine9

Nice bro, i have the same one!


Nanioks

*screenshots cutely


TadpoleAppropriate26

Felt free to screenshot