By - Excellent_Bedroom892
Enchant an Elven weapon and then kill Thalmor
Use it to charge Wuuthrad and use the extra elf damage to destroy the thalmor embassy
Wuuthrad doesn’t require charging. Ysgramor’s hatred of the elves turbo-charged that thing for all of eternity.
No wonder you can't disenchant it. I was hoping to make all my other weapons racist :/
Imagine hearing this out of context
It's hard to believe that r/shitskyrimsays isn't a thing.
EDIT: Turns out, it is a thing... sharing it now.
EDIT 2: Turns out, r/shitskyrimsays has restricted posting. Which is a real travesty.
That's disappointing. I was hoping for a Skyrim meme hub.
Man fuck you I just shot snot out of my nose because of this
You play Nord don’t you?
two-handed/stealth/illusion/orc now, might nord next playthrough 🔥🔥🔥
You also can't disenchant it because it's a unique weapon.
Now that's funny...I don't care who you are, that's funny 🤣🤣🤣
I saw it too and I'm not ashamed to admit it
Enchant it with soul trap. That way his soul contributes to the soul stealing of other Thalmor.
Better: Ancient Nord or Skyforge weapons
Nord Hero weapons
I like this one
This is beautiful!
Enchant a pair of boots, so you can walk all over HIM for once.
Orcish boots! Then sell them to one of the Orcish traders so you know they will be worn by orcs. Give them a stamina buff so that they rarely get taken off by their hard working owner.
Actually laughed out loud
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Settle down, ~~Satan~~ Molag Bal
I always do this with Nazeem so he knows exactly how often I go to the cloud district
This is life changing, playthrough #563 here I come😈
Plot fist, maybe his fetish is...
Plotwist: feet is his fetish
What is this, the elden ring subreddit now?
Why? Is it horny there?
Miyazaki is almost on the level of Tarantino when it comes to putting bare feet in his works, so it's a running joke in the souls community
Really? Never really noticed in any of the games. I guess you could make a argument for demon souls with the "fire keeper" from the game, but never have noticed anything in ds1-ds3
It's not the most obvious thing ever, but especially in elden ring, a large chunk of the female characters have bare feet.
Morgott even gets a 5 second long closeup of his feet that are very well modeled
Why did you say this?
Calm down Nancy.
Nancy Sinatra style.
Enchant something as worthless as him
wooden sword or perhaps that fork you can equip. or was it a kitchen knife? can't remember
Yhen drop it on the sea
Or a random burial urn
No that’s to dignified even for him
Exactly. Just drop him in a bush in the snow. Leave him to rust.
He'd fuckin hate to be buried in a Nord tomb.
Ysgramor's Soup Spoon V2.
You get both if one didn't fly away while using the shouts to get there
The Fork of Horripilation!
And when you enchant it, you can rename it The Dancer.
Don't enchant with his soul. Use it to recharge something as worthless as him.
I like the way you think.
Then expend the charges on something as worthless as him.
That's quite a difficult task
Use it to beat jarl ulfric
Use it to beat up those random Thalmor patrols
My thoughts exactly.
Both. Both is good
Fucking empire sympathizer
I'm a fan of High King Torryg what can I say. Hate those stupid highelf thalmor ambassadors. The panzies
Damn that's cold, also make sure the thing is basically charged already so you waste most of the soul
Enchant his boots with it
That's the best idea I've read here
I’d enchant something really badass, and then sell it (for a loss) to the armorer in Whiterun.
Lol I did the same except i put the fork on my wall to laugh at whenever i pass by
Enchant a ring and reverse pickpocket it into a skeever. That way he can live in a rat's ass for all of eternity
thats not possible. You can't pickpocket non-human npcs
Then put it in a dead one. Now he can live in a rotting rat's ass for all eternity.
I specifically saved Ancano and Ja-Ree Ra's Black Soul Gems so that I could use them to craft a suit of dragonscale armor named the Armor of Akatosh. Ancano now spends his next life serving the greater glory of the Nine in penance for opposing Akatosh's chosen on earth.
This is my favourite so far, utterly glorious. May Kynareth guide you.
give it to Nazeem, trash belongs together
Enchant a mediocre pair of shoes
Ancano is special. His main thing was thinking he was, or could become, a god. As such, I would enchant either my main weapon or an alternate that would see a lot of use, and his fate would be to serve one who he mocked as inferior until I have no further use for him. Then sell it off to the Dremora merchant. Have fun in hell, “god”.
Drop it next to ulfric stormcloaks bed!!!
Nah, that would make Ulfric happy, use it a weapon enchanted with his soul to kill Stormcloaks or Thalmor and then use it to harm Ulfric, kill him with soul trap and leave the Encarno weapon on his body or a museum
enchant your gaming device so that it can take screenshots
Throw it in a lake.
Close to that cool partially submerged fort! Neat idea!
To a dungeon that has a toilet bucket in it. Then I think you can figure out the rest.
Recharge the Staff of Magnus. I like the idea of his soul literally powering the magic that led to his demise.
Make a Ring of Stamina Regeneration and call in Ancano's C*ckring.
That would imply his c*ck would be at least as thick as a finger, which I truly doubt
you know that two handed "racism axe" you get after >!finishing the companions quest?!< Use his soul to enchant it as it does bonus damage to elves.
No you didn’t - that’s a grand soul not a black soul…
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you had to strip him naked tho?
Everyone has their reasons
I strip them all naked. They can have no pride.
It's to show dominance
How do you think he sucked out the soul?
First time I killed Ancano I stripped him naked, threw his clothing away, and shouted at his corpse. I wish I could have peed on him.
Iron dagger with fortify two handed damage.
I’d enchant a toilet, so you can shit all over his soul on a daily basis! (If there was a mod that allowed this)
Reverse pickpocket it onto Heimskr so he can hear of the glory of Talos all day long.
Put it on a necklace of some npc or follower you plan on fucking over for the rest of your Skyrim days
So much hate here
Toss it in the charity box up at High Hrothgar
“Grand Soul” yeah right
Are you completely insane? Swallow a soul gem? That has to be the most brilliant and unexpected solution I've heard in a long time. It solves all of my problems and keeps the field stable! Now all I need... wait, what were we talking about?
boots of waterbreathing, toss it at the bottom of the ocean
Forge a magical hammer, name it "up your ass" and stick his petty little soul in it.
Put it into a pick axe
put it into nazeem's back
Yes! Use it to enchant the weapon most deadly to elves!
Enchanted with Magicka damage and stamina damage.
Power attacks all day as elfy mages run out of spells.
Dagger of something dumb. Then give it to your kid
Enchant a wooden sword and give it your son/daughter
Take it to Sheogorath's little party in the old Emperors mind and leave it there for all eternity.
Put it on a helmet of water breathing and sell it to an argonian
Go to high Hrothgar
Drop the Star on the ground
Pick favorite weapon/spell and aim it at the star
Send the star to the cloud district
Hm... Is it really worth throwing away a unique black soul gem with infinite uses, though?
It has ancanos soul inside and his practically useless so...
#Y E S
If you drop it, the soul escapes
Enchant a necklace for that special lady.
She'll probably hate that neckless
Enchant a fork, name it "elf dicksucker", then place it on top of the Stormcloacks' royal hall
Put in somewhere in your house
Enchant a basic, unimproved, iron dagger with huntsman. Then sell it.
Enchant something with absorb health since he's a fuckin leach anyway
Make a sword that deals like 1 point of fire damage so it is a super slow drain. Then use it to kill a dragon so he actually has purpose in life. Then don’t refill the weapon and discard it into your box of dragon bones, pelts, assorted ores and ingots, and various other useless junk you’ve accumulated over the years.
Put it in a fork and shove it into a giant corpse
blame it on that, then blame it on the falling sky
I like to sell gems with the souls of douchebags like him to deadra. who knows what fucked up shit they do with it.
Enchant a piece of heavy armor with the increase light armor skill enchantment.
Enchant it on a wooden sword, reverse pick pocket it onto a falmer
I would say just keep him in a chest and enjoy the thought that he'd eventually go mad, but you trapped him in the Black Star, so I say: Enchant a fork. Name it after him, then drop it at Elenwen's doorstep.
Alternatively, if you were to get his soul again with a regular black soul gem, sacrifise him for something at the Atronach Forge.
Put it in a random barrel
It's time to enchant your chamber pot.
Enchant a spoon with something stupid and throw into the icy depths
Enchant an iron dagger and it for 5 gold
Enchant an iron dagger, make it siphon 1 stamina and call it the bitchblade
Display it in your house or enchant a staff and use it on thalmor lol
Enchant something with it, and name that item after him in way that seems fitting.
Always keep a lockbox somewhere in the armory with black soul gems filled with souls that deserve that fate.
anything you want knowing that MF is going to the soul cairn
Recharge your worst weapon.
Enchant either a Shiv or a Fork
Sell it to buy bone meal.
Enchant a wooden sword and use that wooden sword to beat Nazeem over the head.
I always use his soul to make either a "resist magic" item or "fortify magic" item.
The first because he so vehemently craved magic in the end, that I use his soul to block it for me.
Similarly, the second, because he craved magic power so much I enjoy using what he found for my own benefit.
Find some old foot wraps and enchant them.
Pair of boots and walk in horseshit with them
Put it on an iron dagger and give it to your kid
Enchant an iron knife with it and then Fus it off a cliff
Enchant anything useless and then, put in some lonely place for all eternity. I don't know ... If it was possible, I'd enchant a Sweet Roll and then proceed to f*ck that sweet roll everytime I got bored.
Enchant a fork with Turn Undead
Nothing, leave him trapped in there forever
Cut a deal with the Ideal Masters and send him to the Soul Cairn.
Turn him into a wooden sword then throw him in the ocean
Enchant a shield with him, and then start leveling Block.
Every time an enemy attacks you, _he_ absorbs the blow.
Once you get bored of this, sell him to a khajiit caravan. That way he can travel the world, getting hit in the face by bandits forever.
Use it to summon a better game
Enchant a ring of 100% resist fire and drop him in the red mountain. No melting and nobody will ever find him.
1. Enchant a weapon.
2. Put the weapon on Ancano's corpse
3. Cast dead thrall to Ancano
Now you have undead minion fighting for you using weapon powered by their own soul.
Enchanted Staff, name it Arcano's Agony or Agony of Arcano. You're welcome.
Use him as a ring so you have magic powers
Try eating with some Favre beans and a nice bottle of Chianti! 🤤
Drop it in the firepit of your Breezehome cooking pot.
enchant a wooden sword with drain and damage magika and embarrass other thalmor with it
Enchant it into a shovel and leave it by the manure pile next to a horse stable.
Put a shit enchantment on some fur bracers and this them in a river
Use it to recharge a shitty weapon and throw it into the water near the college
Can you enchant forks? If you can I suggest you enchant one with his soul.
You supposed to put it in a black soul gem and store it in a barrel.
Put it in a silver ring with the worst possible enchantment and put it in nazeem's pocket :)
Dump him in the ratway cistern
Enchant a fork, pick pocket it into a falmer
Turn him into a ring of magic resist and name it ring of coexist and magic resist. (Also if you do that please post it)
Wtf is this? I want his soul!!! How do i respawn him? I killed him in that town on the west and i wasn't raised a bounty lul. Luv me emperah, 'ate the Falmoh. No' racis' jus' don' like'em.
Use his essence to recharge some shitty item, iron dagger or something. Then open one of the black books, drop said item on the ground, re-reach black book. Then never return and abandon his soul there forever.
throw it in the ocean
Throw the black star into the ocean so that stupid fuck has to exist in it at the bottom of the sea for all time.
I'm sure there are mods out there that add tails as an equipable item that you can then enchant. How do these tails attach you ask? Well...
If you hadn’t used such a valuable artifact to trap it, I’d say pitch him into the Sea of Ghosts and enjoy a bottle of ale on the beach as he sinks to the depths.
trade it with the Ideal Masters
Use it to enchant some gauntlets to buff your two handed skill, just as Ysgramor would have done
Refill a weapon that has only slightly lost fill, then drop it.
Fuck using it as enchantment
Enchant some vagrant robes then give them to a begger
Enchant a blacksmiths apron. I can’t think of anything that would be more humiliating.
Put it in a bowl of apples on your desk at the college. That’s what I did.
Bury it in blackreach
I have Nazeems soul in mine, I dropped it on a shelf in Breeze home.
When I walk in,
"Hi Nazeem, you been out of the house lately? What am I saying, of course you haven't."
Go to the Soul Cairn and kill his ass again
throw it into the ocean.
Wish there was a mod involving soul eating.
enchant a dagger, find the coldest deepest part of the ocean and drop it there
Use it to enchant a buttplug and then hand it to some slovenly dremora.