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yolocr8m8

Enchant an Elven weapon and then kill Thalmor


efrazable

Use it to charge Wuuthrad and use the extra elf damage to destroy the thalmor embassy


11182021

Wuuthrad doesn’t require charging. Ysgramor’s hatred of the elves turbo-charged that thing for all of eternity.


efrazable

No wonder you can't disenchant it. I was hoping to make all my other weapons racist :/


charizardfan101

Imagine hearing this out of context


StarkeRealm

It's hard to believe that r/shitskyrimsays isn't a thing. EDIT: Turns out, it is a thing... sharing it now. EDIT 2: Turns out, r/shitskyrimsays has restricted posting. Which is a real travesty.


leif135

That's disappointing. I was hoping for a Skyrim meme hub.


StarkeRealm

Me too.


JJonahJamesonSr

Man fuck you I just shot snot out of my nose because of this


Miramo001

You play Nord don’t you?


efrazable

two-handed/stealth/illusion/orc now, might nord next playthrough 🔥🔥🔥


bobthened

You also can't disenchant it because it's a unique weapon.


MumbleepegTheUglyPug

Now that's funny...I don't care who you are, that's funny 🤣🤣🤣


Neka_JP

Thalmor embussy


WutangchickeN

I saw it too and I'm not ashamed to admit it


11182021

Enchant it with soul trap. That way his soul contributes to the soul stealing of other Thalmor.


ArvindS0508

Better: Ancient Nord or Skyforge weapons


Maleficent_Tree_94

Nord Hero weapons


King_Treegar

I like this one


Azuras_Star8

This is beautiful!


TriforceHero626

Enchant a pair of boots, so you can walk all over HIM for once.


arkensto

Orcish boots! Then sell them to one of the Orcish traders so you know they will be worn by orcs. Give them a stamina buff so that they rarely get taken off by their hard working owner.


Purp1eC0bras

Actually laughed out loud


ShipmentOfWood

Hijacking top comment chain: Repost of https://www.reddit.com/r/skyrim/comments/pwhnio/i_captured_ancanos_mf_soul_what_should_i_do_with/ u/Excellent_Bedroom892 is a karma farming repost bot.


underwaters249

Settle down, ~~Satan~~ Molag Bal


charger03

I always do this with Nazeem so he knows exactly how often I go to the cloud district


newlife137

This is life changing, playthrough #563 here I come😈


ooglybooglyjoogly

plot twist?


wont_play_asturias

Plot fist, maybe his fetish is...


sansplayer

Plotwist: feet is his fetish


CancerIsOtherPeople

What is this, the elden ring subreddit now?


sansplayer

Why? Is it horny there?


JeLronBames

Miyazaki is almost on the level of Tarantino when it comes to putting bare feet in his works, so it's a running joke in the souls community


MassiveSteamingPile

'running' joke Heh


JeLronBames

Heh heh


sansplayer

Really? Never really noticed in any of the games. I guess you could make a argument for demon souls with the "fire keeper" from the game, but never have noticed anything in ds1-ds3


JeLronBames

It's not the most obvious thing ever, but especially in elden ring, a large chunk of the female characters have bare feet. Morgott even gets a 5 second long closeup of his feet that are very well modeled


milbro0813

Why did you say this?


ChakaZG

Calm down Nancy.


bobthened

Nancy Sinatra style.


BrokenSpartan23

Enchant something as worthless as him


Chef_MIKErowave

wooden sword or perhaps that fork you can equip. or was it a kitchen knife? can't remember


Low-Total9121

Yhen drop it on the sea


EnvironmentalNobody

Or a random burial urn


LoserEXE_

No that’s to dignified even for him


Savage_Tyranis

Exactly. Just drop him in a bush in the snow. Leave him to rust.


porcubot

He'd fuckin hate to be buried in a Nord tomb.


LoserEXE_

True true


xsneakyxsimsx

Ysgramor's Soup Spoon V2.


Happy_Policy_9990

You get both if one didn't fly away while using the shouts to get there


LikeACannibal

The Fork of Horripilation!


Suspicious-Cod3421

Wooden sword And when you enchant it, you can rename it The Dancer.


TerminusB303

Don't enchant with his soul. Use it to recharge something as worthless as him.


ant-master

I like the way you think.


erzacult

Then expend the charges on something as worthless as him.


anynomousperson123

That's quite a difficult task


Masternadders

Use it to beat jarl ulfric


Baked_Charmander

Use it to beat up those random Thalmor patrols


Octavia_con_Amore

My thoughts exactly.


Masternadders

Both. Both is good


Angy_covid

Fucking empire sympathizer


Masternadders

I'm a fan of High King Torryg what can I say. Hate those stupid highelf thalmor ambassadors. The panzies


Angy_covid

Yup


MossCoveredLog

Damn that's cold, also make sure the thing is basically charged already so you waste most of the soul


dryriverdrifter

Enchant his boots with it


East-Cupcake-253

That's the best idea I've read here


[deleted]

I’d enchant something really badass, and then sell it (for a loss) to the armorer in Whiterun.


GlucksPilz1136

[This.](https://www.reddit.com/r/skyrim/comments/ojeojp/i_killed_nazeem_captured_his_soul_put_it_in_a/)


N0vii

Lol I did the same except i put the fork on my wall to laugh at whenever i pass by


ledzeppelinfan420

Enchant a ring and reverse pickpocket it into a skeever. That way he can live in a rat's ass for all of eternity


Baked_Charmander

thats not possible. You can't pickpocket non-human npcs


Maleficent_Tree_94

Then put it in a dead one. Now he can live in a rotting rat's ass for all eternity.


RedditOfUnusualSize

I specifically saved Ancano and Ja-Ree Ra's Black Soul Gems so that I could use them to craft a suit of dragonscale armor named the Armor of Akatosh. Ancano now spends his next life serving the greater glory of the Nine in penance for opposing Akatosh's chosen on earth.


Ok-Temporary-8056

This is my favourite so far, utterly glorious. May Kynareth guide you.


ElCanout

give it to Nazeem, trash belongs together


Porky49

Enchant a mediocre pair of shoes


BogdogAR91

Ancano is special. His main thing was thinking he was, or could become, a god. As such, I would enchant either my main weapon or an alternate that would see a lot of use, and his fate would be to serve one who he mocked as inferior until I have no further use for him. Then sell it off to the Dremora merchant. Have fun in hell, “god”.


[deleted]

Drop it next to ulfric stormcloaks bed!!!


Yuki_ika7

Nah, that would make Ulfric happy, use it a weapon enchanted with his soul to kill Stormcloaks or Thalmor and then use it to harm Ulfric, kill him with soul trap and leave the Encarno weapon on his body or a museum


Zydiz

enchant your gaming device so that it can take screenshots


MissDeadite

Hahaa.


this-is-ham

Throw it in a lake.


Zacsquidgy

Close to that cool partially submerged fort! Neat idea!


Bertie637

To a dungeon that has a toilet bucket in it. Then I think you can figure out the rest.


Rofellos1984

Recharge the Staff of Magnus. I like the idea of his soul literally powering the magic that led to his demise.


Callen_Fields

Make a Ring of Stamina Regeneration and call in Ancano's C*ckring.


FriskyBoiii

That would imply his c*ck would be at least as thick as a finger, which I truly doubt


La_Boopity_Bopity

you know that two handed "racism axe" you get after >!finishing the companions quest?!< Use his soul to enchant it as it does bonus damage to elves.


Miserable-Jaguar9770

No you didn’t - that’s a grand soul not a black soul… Edit: blatant [repost](https://www.reddit.com/r/skyrim/comments/pwhnio/i_captured_ancanos_mf_soul_what_should_i_do_with/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf). Stop karma farming.


Intelligent_List_787

you had to strip him naked tho?


Long_John_Silvers_

Everyone has their reasons


KeyResponsibility167

I strip them all naked. They can have no pride.


LeButtSmasher

It's to show dominance


Anonymous_Otters

How do you think he sucked out the soul?


Reloup38

First time I killed Ancano I stripped him naked, threw his clothing away, and shouted at his corpse. I wish I could have peed on him.


ScaryHarry15

Iron dagger with fortify two handed damage.


ForanAffairs

I’d enchant a toilet, so you can shit all over his soul on a daily basis! (If there was a mod that allowed this)


another_bug

Reverse pickpocket it onto Heimskr so he can hear of the glory of Talos all day long.


baconblackhole

Put it on a necklace of some npc or follower you plan on fucking over for the rest of your Skyrim days


MasterRymes

So much hate here


RockTheBlock11

Toss it in the charity box up at High Hrothgar


MarsHumanNotAlien197

“Grand Soul” yeah right


punkscolipede

eat it.


cancercures

Are you completely insane? Swallow a soul gem? That has to be the most brilliant and unexpected solution I've heard in a long time. It solves all of my problems and keeps the field stable! Now all I need... wait, what were we talking about?


Rustypug

boots of waterbreathing, toss it at the bottom of the ocean


kaesefetisch

Forge a magical hammer, name it "up your ass" and stick his petty little soul in it.


KeyResponsibility167

Put it into a pick axe


Buttseam

put it into nazeem's back


JonathanTheMighty

Wuuthrad


Sweb76

Yes! Use it to enchant the weapon most deadly to elves!


Suspicious-Cod3421

Enchanted with Magicka damage and stamina damage. Power attacks all day as elfy mages run out of spells.


ccminiwarhammer

Dagger of something dumb. Then give it to your kid


toinezor

Enchant a wooden sword and give it your son/daughter


MissDeadite

Take it to Sheogorath's little party in the old Emperors mind and leave it there for all eternity.


SurpriseFun4146

Put it on a helmet of water breathing and sell it to an argonian


islamo_start_654

Go to high Hrothgar Drop the Star on the ground Pick favorite weapon/spell and aim it at the star Send the star to the cloud district


Darkner00

Hm... Is it really worth throwing away a unique black soul gem with infinite uses, though?


islamo_start_654

It has ancanos soul inside and his practically useless so... #Y E S


MumbleepegTheUglyPug

If you drop it, the soul escapes


ZeroQuick

Enchant a necklace for that special lady.


islamo_start_654

She'll probably hate that neckless


Narrow-Ad-7309

Enchant a fork, name it "elf dicksucker", then place it on top of the Stormcloacks' royal hall


Silver_3108

Put in somewhere in your house


Dragon3076

Enchant a basic, unimproved, iron dagger with huntsman. Then sell it.


RastaM3x1c4n

Enchant something with absorb health since he's a fuckin leach anyway


Trim-SD

Make a sword that deals like 1 point of fire damage so it is a super slow drain. Then use it to kill a dragon so he actually has purpose in life. Then don’t refill the weapon and discard it into your box of dragon bones, pelts, assorted ores and ingots, and various other useless junk you’ve accumulated over the years.


SilentReavus

Put it in a fork and shove it into a giant corpse


jomlmao

blame it on that, then blame it on the falling sky


Gillalmighty

I like to sell gems with the souls of douchebags like him to deadra. who knows what fucked up shit they do with it.


oracus0

Enchant a piece of heavy armor with the increase light armor skill enchantment.


ronthorns

Enchant it on a wooden sword, reverse pick pocket it onto a falmer


Darkner00

I would say just keep him in a chest and enjoy the thought that he'd eventually go mad, but you trapped him in the Black Star, so I say: Enchant a fork. Name it after him, then drop it at Elenwen's doorstep. Alternatively, if you were to get his soul again with a regular black soul gem, sacrifise him for something at the Atronach Forge.


Salubrious_Zabrak

Put it in a random barrel


renacido74

It's time to enchant your chamber pot.


loltittysprinkles

Enchant a spoon with something stupid and throw into the icy depths


Babsheep

Enchant an iron dagger and it for 5 gold


knight_light455

Enchant an iron dagger, make it siphon 1 stamina and call it the bitchblade


ComradVlad007

Genius


Spring_King

Display it in your house or enchant a staff and use it on thalmor lol


the-exiled-muse

Enchant something with it, and name that item after him in way that seems fitting.


Cojesha

Always keep a lockbox somewhere in the armory with black soul gems filled with souls that deserve that fate.


Dragonshadow008

anything you want knowing that MF is going to the soul cairn


Nillacakesta

Recharge your worst weapon.


DudeManBroGuy42069

Enchant either a Shiv or a Fork


FlyFinesser

Sell it to buy bone meal.


Allustar1

Enchant a wooden sword and use that wooden sword to beat Nazeem over the head.


TraditionalDetail617

I always use his soul to make either a "resist magic" item or "fortify magic" item. The first because he so vehemently craved magic in the end, that I use his soul to block it for me. Similarly, the second, because he craved magic power so much I enjoy using what he found for my own benefit.


Suspicious-Park-1972

Find some old foot wraps and enchant them.


GodQeenTyreen

Pair of boots and walk in horseshit with them


Jeriko67

Put it on an iron dagger and give it to your kid


BoxHumble7936

Enchant an iron knife with it and then Fus it off a cliff


Responsible_Review68

Enchant anything useless and then, put in some lonely place for all eternity. I don't know ... If it was possible, I'd enchant a Sweet Roll and then proceed to f*ck that sweet roll everytime I got bored.


Blakewhizz

Enchant a fork with Turn Undead


Odddsock

Nothing, leave him trapped in there forever


Anchiros-The-Maw

Cut a deal with the Ideal Masters and send him to the Soul Cairn.


That_1__pear

Turn him into a wooden sword then throw him in the ocean


PM_me_your_fantasyz

Enchant a shield with him, and then start leveling Block. Every time an enemy attacks you, _he_ absorbs the blow. Once you get bored of this, sell him to a khajiit caravan. That way he can travel the world, getting hit in the face by bandits forever.


Obvious_Biscotti_832

Use it to summon a better game


GammaRaged

Enchant a ring of 100% resist fire and drop him in the red mountain. No melting and nobody will ever find him.


magnidwarf1900

1. Enchant a weapon. 2. Put the weapon on Ancano's corpse 3. Cast dead thrall to Ancano Now you have undead minion fighting for you using weapon powered by their own soul.


Cats_n_Porn

Boof it.


2poxxer

Boof it.


skboy86

Enchanted Staff, name it Arcano's Agony or Agony of Arcano. You're welcome.


J0RGENS64PC

Use him as a ring so you have magic powers


jacktyler003

Try eating with some Favre beans and a nice bottle of Chianti! 🤤


Hguols

Drop it in the firepit of your Breezehome cooking pot.


CursedWithLore

enchant a wooden sword with drain and damage magika and embarrass other thalmor with it


ZazzRazzamatazz

Enchant it into a shovel and leave it by the manure pile next to a horse stable.


buildmachineguns

Put a shit enchantment on some fur bracers and this them in a river


BigAustralianBoat

Use it to recharge a shitty weapon and throw it into the water near the college


ObsessedwithSkyrim_

Can you enchant forks? If you can I suggest you enchant one with his soul.


smoconnor

You supposed to put it in a black soul gem and store it in a barrel.


YEyadY

Put it in a silver ring with the worst possible enchantment and put it in nazeem's pocket :)


dudecalmdown69

Dump him in the ratway cistern


Darth_Destructus

Enchant a fork, pick pocket it into a falmer


Ok_Art_3020

Turn him into a ring of magic resist and name it ring of coexist and magic resist. (Also if you do that please post it)


wont_play_asturias

Wtf is this? I want his soul!!! How do i respawn him? I killed him in that town on the west and i wasn't raised a bounty lul. Luv me emperah, 'ate the Falmoh. No' racis' jus' don' like'em.


wont_play_asturias

Simple as.


ESP8387

Use his essence to recharge some shitty item, iron dagger or something. Then open one of the black books, drop said item on the ground, re-reach black book. Then never return and abandon his soul there forever.


Animarchy666

throw it in the ocean


Flimsy-Jello5534

Throw the black star into the ocean so that stupid fuck has to exist in it at the bottom of the sea for all time.


frustratedbuffalo

I'm sure there are mods out there that add tails as an equipable item that you can then enchant. How do these tails attach you ask? Well...


Accomplished_Hat_265

If you hadn’t used such a valuable artifact to trap it, I’d say pitch him into the Sea of Ghosts and enjoy a bottle of ale on the beach as he sinks to the depths.


NightingaleofNox

trade it with the Ideal Masters


WitchersWrath

Use it to enchant some gauntlets to buff your two handed skill, just as Ysgramor would have done


Turbulent-Papaya-910

Eat it


the_Bear99

Refill a weapon that has only slightly lost fill, then drop it. Fuck using it as enchantment


Darkbrotherhood1

Enchant some vagrant robes then give them to a begger


BriEdMod

Enchant a blacksmiths apron. I can’t think of anything that would be more humiliating.


PercJackson

Put it in a bowl of apples on your desk at the college. That’s what I did.


Metalhead831

Bury it in blackreach


wtfineedacc

I have Nazeems soul in mine, I dropped it on a shelf in Breeze home. When I walk in, "Hi Nazeem, you been out of the house lately? What am I saying, of course you haven't."


SchlitzHaven

Go to the Soul Cairn and kill his ass again


KenpachiNexus

throw it into the ocean.


Mx-Nevermore

Wish there was a mod involving soul eating.


BluThunderboltz

enchant a dagger, find the coldest deepest part of the ocean and drop it there


IAmWeary

Use it to enchant a buttplug and then hand it to some slovenly dremora.