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[Spoilers] I have subnautica...

[Spoilers] I have subnautica...

Disposable_baka404

"WARNING: Emergency power only. Oxygen production offline"


Charles_H29

My body says that to me all the time


Ihateu387

I know right, like how else do you expect me to get my rocks off


Charles_H29

I just have asthma


Ihateu387

S-Same, that was… a joke


ElonMusketatelondusk

Sure


Gauntet7514

That made me sweat a bit


pixelgunnerman

Your breathing is manual now


aroid-rage

I'm afraid to go too deep.


EM092397

I enjoy watching more than playing


Inzorbia

This is so true. When I play, I can't figure out where to go. It feels like instead of going from point a > b > c > d, I end up going a > m > d > g Watching streamers play the game is usually cleaner because the viewers tell them what to do.


judojoker

I'm gonna need to upgrade the depth modul to go any deeper.


Ronandos1107

Best comment


SMASHton2741

I might shit myself if I go another hour


Ludalomade

Well...


JDTuggle

Never going around the back EVER again.


The_BeanKing

That one works for both


AgedSoupyGiraffe1

It's wet


GRIM106

Is water wet


AgedSoupyGiraffe1

My girlfriend sure isn't


GRIM106

I figured that much


filval387

I wasn't expecting a snake!


thedeputee

awoooga


gaming_person1237

r/holup


havron

something something mushroom surprise


fftjtrhjrdx

Wow, so theres three entrances, and they all have a different feel to them!


Sebbe_2

Why can’t you say this to your girlfriend?


fftjtrhjrdx

You make a good point lol


WaterproofOcean

BAHAHAHA THIS IS AN UNDERRATED COMMENT


oftheHowl

I've literally said this to an ex


asdfdgfhfgh

ooh, youre hard


whiteboards1225

Because he's had sex?


asdfdgfhfgh

Reddit innit?


oftheHowl

Pointing out that the comment is the opposite of what the prompt is for. The fact you read that as me trying to flex means you actually must not have had sex yet. Sex isn't a big deal buddy, you'll get there one day


asdfdgfhfgh

Not the sex part, the fact that he "totally definitely said this to his ex"


DarthAttack

Are you sure what you’re doing is worth it?


tastybleach-

I bought subnautica for 30 dollars


Ihavenofriends_too

I thought it was $20


GoT_Eagles

I finally made it to the bottom.


GRIMLOX367

I have subnautica… you can kind of connect the dots.


EG_IKONIK

....but you have no girlfriend ​ RIP, neither do i


Braken2k

Well, Drew, there’s many things: I can explore the caverns and caves


Kyte_115

Let me go I need air


PokecrafterChampion

I can think of one or two scenarios you might say that to a girl.


Blayde6666

Three if you count asphyxiation from a boob in your face


drLagrangian

You're looking for fun? It's lower than you think.


AgedSoupyGiraffe1

I went deep


Carl_Wild

REAPER


AgedSoupyGiraffe1

Smells fishy


President_McNugget

Those are some nice peepers


UndeadPiston531

Turn them into fuel. ALL OF THEM!


FabulousDave2112

I've never wished I was doing something else while playing Subnautica


Tartarus_of_Wrothgar

It has grasped my hard submersible casing in its mandibles!


theswedishsnake163

I have a stalker


PancrustaceanPrince

There's a noticeable lack of starfish here.


Moose_Cake

My cyclops is too big to fit in that cave.


ThePrimalGroudon

"I love it when you come inside me"


0MintyFresh

I can't go any deeper


Hobbessidian

I will punch this monster until it leaves me


classicalpro

We shouldn’t have gone so deep


pickleboyalex

Woah what’s this green shit THATS HURTS ME OW OW


sharky_bytes_

“That hole goes waayyy down”


BittyJupiter

At least I have subnautica


Yeeter_of_kids123

Look a peeper!


Aslightlywetnapkin

“Something smells fishy”


TrixiePixiepop

AGAIN?!? You have to be kidding me!!!


MrReptilianGamer2528

I can play for hours apoun hours straight


SubRapture

Was amazing the first time, not quite as good now. (Still really fun though).


The_Sovien_Rug-37

oh shit this a guy


Crapool

We went too deep


BoTheJoV3

Dang that's big and ugly


PokecrafterChampion

It's fucking terrifying.


twjjones

I have a 40 foot long submarine


Im-Dead-inside1234

I go deep


pixelgunnerman

I have it


Ratat0sk42

I beat Subnautica


Opposite-Weird4232

I played subnautica, both, but the first I didn't buy it >!Because it was free on epic!<


Abrooch

If you throw something at my face once more I might just quit.


Just-a-new-profile

I’m afraid of.


Pim-intensifies-now

It is so wet here


WhyCantUHaveEmojis

I'm just gonna enter this cave to find some salt for the fish


IhasFROG

It's hell


That-Reddit-Guy-Thou

It was longer that last time I checked


Sebbe_2

It is possible to enter the cave


G4st3R

I PEEPER HER REAPER.


DorkeyTree

The game is good


emerald_dolphin13

Inside the crater/Entering the void


420gibbs69

Smells fishy


theimbicilist

It is exists


BigSadBarbie

Please dont fuck me in the ass


oftheHowl

I love that half the comments don't understand the prompt


kill-me-please-nowww

Damn thats big


Redrar00

It exists


RasputistaFrostbite

Multiple leviathan class lifeforms


BradleyBurrows

Sunlight, haven’t seen it in days


RealH3lm

i have it


GRIM106

I have Subnautica


Butternuss

Fuck thatss hugeee


LazyByLight

Holu shit its huge!!!


GRSS427Camaro

There's the cyclops!


BugConsumer

“I want that thing to vore me.”


EG_IKONIK

"Maximum depth reached, hull damage imminent" ​ It applies to a lot of things, incl. gfs.


5hadowboi

"Shit, it's still alive"


Im__CrypT

Detecting multiple Life signs. Are you sure what your doing is worth it


Dewahll

Going deep scares me.


NegantheWise

No matter how much abuse I’m dealt, I’ll always come back to you


HeyImTyMac

I need to look up a guide to find that..


BETOSCORPION92

"Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you're doing is worth it?"


TheWelshExperience

If that fucking worm thing comes out of the depths I'm fucking out


Julien7778

I have subnautica. I don't have a gf


RachneraSimp

“Damn that things big”


JackyTris

Warning: crushing depth


Christian_andre777

This is a big fish


AlwaysJack4

It exists


Tatermaniac

it exists


Destroydew534

It’s so wet


Prismatic_pansexual

Scares the life out of me but I still love it. Nothing quite like it


[deleted]

"She is way bigger than me, and her big hole makes me masturbate aggresively"


The_nuggster

D:


XxJPEGxX

It looks like some people were here before me.


teethlik

scawy


General-Hello-There

"maximum depth reached, hull damage imminent"


Realhoodjesus

There’s no way I can go that deeper


Chemie93

“Ughh I have to go deeper” “I can’t find the entrance to this cave!”


[deleted]

Something smells like fish...


DeadlyRetr0_

I didnt beat it


Averyfluffywolf

Why am I taking damage


OkNegotiation5020

*leviathan noises*


TheRatatatPat

It probably smells like fish.


fatalcorn7367

i get free access bc if game pass


Dark-Pukicho

wet


DrPlegue

Not that hole


The_Paprika

I prefer to eat it cooked


NightWolf36H

I have Subnautica.


HarmlessEvilRobot

Please stop following me out of your cave.


BrickHelix

I mainly got in to face my fears


Cool_dude_lasagna

Man, Subnautica is so chill


JAYISEDM2

It's wet '-'


Guerrillaandroid

You stay away from you red screamy bitch!


bababoai

God damn leviathan!


EarthMagicYT

Entering Ecological Dead Zone


Living_Combination84

Detecting a Leviathan class life form


Flame66624

Your existence is nice


zeldacraft_64

it exists


Zer0Knight9960

I wanna fuck a peeper


RealH3lm

dude cmon


Zero509IX

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