[Spoilers] I have subnautica...
By - dragonmoto
"WARNING: Emergency power only. Oxygen production offline"
My body says that to me all the time
I know right, like how else do you expect me to get my rocks off
I just have asthma
S-Same, that was… a joke
That made me sweat a bit
Your breathing is manual now
I'm afraid to go too deep.
I enjoy watching more than playing
This is so true. When I play, I can't figure out where to go. It feels like instead of going from point a > b > c > d, I end up going a > m > d > g
Watching streamers play the game is usually cleaner because the viewers tell them what to do.
I'm gonna need to upgrade the depth modul to go any deeper.
I might shit myself if I go another hour
Never going around the back EVER again.
That one works for both
Is water wet
My girlfriend sure isn't
I figured that much
I wasn't expecting a snake!
something something mushroom surprise
Wow, so theres three entrances, and they all have a different feel to them!
Why can’t you say this to your girlfriend?
You make a good point lol
BAHAHAHA THIS IS AN UNDERRATED COMMENT
I've literally said this to an ex
ooh, youre hard
Because he's had sex?
Pointing out that the comment is the opposite of what the prompt is for.
The fact you read that as me trying to flex means you actually must not have had sex yet. Sex isn't a big deal buddy, you'll get there one day
Not the sex part, the fact that he "totally definitely said this to his ex"
Are you sure what you’re doing is worth it?
I bought subnautica for 30 dollars
I thought it was $20
I finally made it to the bottom.
I have subnautica… you can kind of connect the dots.
....but you have no girlfriend
RIP, neither do i
Well, Drew, there’s many things: I can explore the caverns and caves
Let me go I need air
I can think of one or two scenarios you might say that to a girl.
Three if you count asphyxiation from a boob in your face
You're looking for fun? It's lower than you think.
I went deep
Those are some nice peepers
Turn them into fuel. ALL OF THEM!
I've never wished I was doing something else while playing Subnautica
It has grasped my hard submersible casing in its mandibles!
I have a stalker
There's a noticeable lack of starfish here.
My cyclops is too big to fit in that cave.
"I love it when you come inside me"
I can't go any deeper
I will punch this monster until it leaves me
We shouldn’t have gone so deep
Woah what’s this green shit THATS HURTS ME OW OW
“That hole goes waayyy down”
At least I have subnautica
Look a peeper!
“Something smells fishy”
AGAIN?!? You have to be kidding me!!!
I can play for hours apoun hours straight
Was amazing the first time, not quite as good now. (Still really fun though).
oh shit this a guy
We went too deep
Dang that's big and ugly
It's fucking terrifying.
I have a 40 foot long submarine
I go deep
I have it
I beat Subnautica
I played subnautica, both, but the first I didn't buy it
>!Because it was free on epic!<
If you throw something at my face once more I might just quit.
I’m afraid of.
It is so wet here
I'm just gonna enter this cave to find some salt for the fish
It was longer that last time I checked
It is possible to enter the cave
I PEEPER HER REAPER.
The game is good
Inside the crater/Entering the void
It is exists
Please dont fuck me in the ass
I love that half the comments don't understand the prompt
Damn thats big
Multiple leviathan class lifeforms
Sunlight, haven’t seen it in days
i have it
I have Subnautica
Fuck thatss hugeee
Holu shit its huge!!!
There's the cyclops!
“I want that thing to vore me.”
"Maximum depth reached, hull damage imminent"
It applies to a lot of things, incl. gfs.
"Shit, it's still alive"
Detecting multiple Life signs. Are you sure what your doing is worth it
Going deep scares me.
No matter how much abuse I’m dealt, I’ll always come back to you
I need to look up a guide to find that..
"Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you're doing is worth it?"
If that fucking worm thing comes out of the depths I'm fucking out
I have subnautica. I don't have a gf
“Damn that things big”
Warning: crushing depth
This is a big fish
It’s so wet
Scares the life out of me but I still love it. Nothing quite like it
"She is way bigger than me, and her big hole makes me masturbate aggresively"
It looks like some people were here before me.
"maximum depth reached, hull damage imminent"
There’s no way I can go that deeper
“Ughh I have to go deeper”
“I can’t find the entrance to this cave!”
Something smells like fish...
I didnt beat it
Why am I taking damage
It probably smells like fish.
i get free access bc if game pass
Not that hole
I prefer to eat it cooked
I have Subnautica.
Please stop following me out of your cave.
I mainly got in to face my fears
Man, Subnautica is so chill
It's wet '-'
You stay away from you red screamy bitch!
God damn leviathan!
Entering Ecological Dead Zone
Detecting a Leviathan class life form
Your existence is nice
I wanna fuck a peeper