By - RealZork
I can cry on command.
Damn I wish I could cry just when I’m sad
This comment is just too damn true
I can’t cry I don’t have the ability to do it
Honestly same. Had a pretty damn bad bout of depression, that completely stopped me for crying. Its 1,5 years now since
i got cleared and now i am beginning to be a le to cry
I couldn’t cry from like year one of my life it fucking sucks to not have the ability to cry
I know it sucks not being able to cry, but I cant imagine just how Hard it must be, to never have been able to. I didnt cry for 4 years, but damn. I cant Even imagine not crying for 16 whole years
Something hits way too hard on me and then maybe a single tear will drop
Yeah, i get the feeling. Or like just getting slightly wetter eyes, but No years really leave the eye
Yeah same last year I could never cry, I was so depressed and sad all day but I never cried once
I have the ability only when it would be embarrassing to cry
i have already wasted all the cry i had
Damn, how long is the cooldown?
i get new cry at 20, i only get cry once every decade
How does it recharge for you?
Does anyone know why some people cant cry no matter how sad they are? I have this problem too and it hurts bad
For it was something when I was a child it’s hard to explain but I can try.
So I was adopted and at the orphanage I was there, when the kids cried nobody came to make them happy again so for me I think it cus my mind says that it’s useless to cry cus nobody will come and help
Damn, impressive. I'm the complete opposite, no matter how sad I am I just can't cry. It actually feels really bad not be able to cry and let out emotions lol
Cry you little shit
I can make up songs, both singing and playing guitar, on the spot.
musical improvisation is a nice skill. Requires a lot of knowledge of music theory, or it your case, it seems innate talent.
It takes me a few minutes to write good riffs 💀
Just do what 90% of pop musicians do at some point, 1-5-6-4
Haha, I thought about commenting that progression lol
I produce music. Unless I have a reference song, it takes 3 hours on average for me to come up with something.
SAME. It takes more than it should to come up with a good melody and stuff.
This.....this is the reason why I learnt theory and started humming melodies or just using midi. It's honestly frustrating when you sit down and throw everything but fail at getting to the point where you're satisfied of the Mel and chords.
That's actually very cool
I do Karate. I’m actually going to fly out to Colorado in January because I qualified to go for Sr. Team Trials (I turned 18 at the beginning of October). I’m actually going to be competing against the Olympic Bronze Medalist Ariel Torres from the USA in Male Kata Division. If you don’t believe me I completely understand, so I’ll just be sure to take photos with him at team trials in January.
Only people who do karate would know who Ariel Torres is, so I believe you
I’ve actually had private lessons with Antonio Diaz when he was in the USA about 6 years ago. He is one of my Idols and I feel so honored that he recognizes me and knows my name.
I can make a window shatteringly loud farting noise with my elbow
Now that is a talent I’d love to have
Never use it when making a first impression
Seems like a great way to meet people tho…
Blow out their eardrums and they won’t be able to hear a second fart
Even greater one?
Make a post of you making this sound
I can twist my arm 540 degrees, not really a talent but the only thing I could think of
Is it prosthetic or something?
Nup, I have hyper extension
Yooo, same, it's funny how people are always so surprised.
Well since no one seems to have told you but it's not just surprising, it's actually pretty fucking creepy. No offense
Broooo, So fun to creep people out. All you gotta do is twist it and then bend your arm. It looks gross and like it's broken. Works every time
I can also do this but only once a few months
imma need to see a video of that chief
..... Isnt that supposed to be 360?
1.5 rotations ig
I am good at not being important.
Naw, you important to manny people but they just dont show it
my parents would love me to be dead
Well the rest of us want you here, if your parents think that, they don't deserve you.
thank you 🥲
Except for my family and maybe my friend... Nobody!
Same, I am the least noticeable person I know.
i'm really good at being incredibly average
I'm good at being incredibly under average
You're clearly above me
Whoa! How do I get to your level?
Idk mine was god given
i am below whatever level you are
Hiroshi Satou is that you?
I can move my ears:D
Yooo I thought I was all alone :O
Fellow human being we must make a cult
Good idea MUHAHA >:D
Thx for depleting my boredom fellow Earmovist>:)
It's a political "movement" now
Sign me up
I can move my right ear better than my left but can i join
my ears twerk ;)
I can move my ears together but also separately :D
Not sure if everyone can do this but I can expand my nostrils
Im an idiot
You're on the right sub
I can run fast
But can you run fast in ur dreams 🤨
I'm great at slacking off
A fellow procrastinator i see
Me too! At least it always works out tho in the end
One of us! one of us!
Scrolling through reddit at 3 in the morning
Thats my talent😨
My talent is that I am talentless
That would be if his talent is either singing or playing piano and he'll never tell
Everyone being soo negative is pretty funny lol
Same here man
Which instrument ?
this comment section is so sad LMAO
but, i can put my leg behind my neck and crawl at people like a fucking moron
Can you screech at the same time, though? And record it? And dm me? For scientific research?
I can exist
Better than what I can do
I am good at being worthless and worth a lot at the same time
same, im pretty worthless but have a high price on the black market
Lol aren't we all?
I can name most countries on a map
That's actually really cool, good job man.
I used to be able to name all us states/capitals/and even their nicknames back in 3rd grade - 8 years later and I’m having trouble with just the states lol
im super good at petting my cat. he disagrees though.
Same. I'm really good at petting your cat
Let's sing as a trio
Make it a quadro
Yea that would be cool
I can breathe unconsciously
I need a tutorial
I can suck my own cock
Step 1: have a massive pp
Step 2: break your back (the method is up to preference, but I recommend sledgehammer)
Step 3: Get a girlfriend so they can push you from behind
step 4: ???
Have a big pp and be flexible 👍🏻
Is it possible to learn this power?
How? I tried it but feels like my backbones gonna snap when theres just a few inches in between
I mean nothing comes without a sacrifice my child…
Maybe some help would help?
Idk stalking…people 🌚
I don't have any.
That's a talent in itself
Is it really, because I'm willing to bet that the majority of the human population does nothing special.
Initiating rough sex with your mother
Jokes on you mine is dead
I completely agree with u/rotten_dildo69. This is disgusting!
Your opinion was considered u/rotten_dildo69
Thanks u/rotten_dildo69, I think you are right they were being in appropriate!
But not succeeding
Losing faith in teenagers as we all do
doing the bare minimum
I lived for this one, i use reddit yet i am able to be a normal human being.
And i play the violin
That can't be true! You're lying!
Hes to dangerous to be kept alive!
simping for fictional character- I mean...drawing
Sam- i mean drawing I'm really good at drawing yeah.
I play aucostic and electric guitar
I have a greek god physique
I have smol pp
I am very good at handmade . Especially from paper
How to fabricate stuff and write fictional stories in my head that I tell my self before going to bed (some things like being a hit man or fighting dragons but more flushed out sometimes it continues for days or weeks my longest had it good for about 2 and 1/2 months)
Would be fun if you take notes each time you finish like what I do each time I dream.And by taking notes of my dreams(lots of horny ones lol)I realized I dream less frequently :(
Oh so you can do mental dnd to pretty cool
forgetting about things incredible quick
I'm pretty good at being a decent human being yo :)
Outside of that, I can make funny voices, that's neat I think
i can play seven instruments and sing too
Don't have one
Solving a Rubik's cube in 30 seconds
I am supremely good at being very slightly above average.
don’t really have one
I'm pretty good at not being good at anything
I can do really good world building
I learn instruments pretty quickly. I Can also play by ear and by written music.
I'm a history nerd
What is talent?
I got rejected by 32 girls at a disco in the same night
Don’t know if my greatest, but I can learn things super fast. I got a B on a test I studied for 30 minutes on
I got 100% on a final I didn't study for 😈
I can bend my spine and look like I'm bouta get exorcised 😉
I hope some of these low esteem comments are jokes then if not *some motivating sentences* on a serious note I guess mine is art(drawing and ummm minecraft).... :)
Playing piano, I guess. But I wouldn't call it a talent.
people in the comments section call being alive a talent