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NoticeOk7436

I can cry on command.


PHILIPTNT

Damn I wish I could cry just when I’m sad


graflex_4_the_win

This comment is just too damn true


PHILIPTNT

I can’t cry I don’t have the ability to do it


graflex_4_the_win

Honestly same. Had a pretty damn bad bout of depression, that completely stopped me for crying. Its 1,5 years now since i got cleared and now i am beginning to be a le to cry


PHILIPTNT

I couldn’t cry from like year one of my life it fucking sucks to not have the ability to cry


graflex_4_the_win

I know it sucks not being able to cry, but I cant imagine just how Hard it must be, to never have been able to. I didnt cry for 4 years, but damn. I cant Even imagine not crying for 16 whole years


PHILIPTNT

Something hits way too hard on me and then maybe a single tear will drop


graflex_4_the_win

Yeah, i get the feeling. Or like just getting slightly wetter eyes, but No years really leave the eye


PHILIPTNT

Same here


a_me_one

Yeah same last year I could never cry, I was so depressed and sad all day but I never cried once


Rudulitis

I have the ability only when it would be embarrassing to cry


Thatweirddud

i have already wasted all the cry i had


PHILIPTNT

Damn, how long is the cooldown?


Thatweirddud

i get new cry at 20, i only get cry once every decade


PHILIPTNT

Damn


Thatweirddud

How does it recharge for you?


PHILIPTNT

Idk


_PotatoCat_

Does anyone know why some people cant cry no matter how sad they are? I have this problem too and it hurts bad


PHILIPTNT

For it was something when I was a child it’s hard to explain but I can try. So I was adopted and at the orphanage I was there, when the kids cried nobody came to make them happy again so for me I think it cus my mind says that it’s useless to cry cus nobody will come and help


Konoha__Shinobi

Damn, impressive. I'm the complete opposite, no matter how sad I am I just can't cry. It actually feels really bad not be able to cry and let out emotions lol


ThomasTheWarcrimer69

Cry you little shit


phyrgx

I can make up songs, both singing and playing guitar, on the spot.


A_C_G_0_2

musical improvisation is a nice skill. Requires a lot of knowledge of music theory, or it your case, it seems innate talent. It takes me a few minutes to write good riffs 💀


batyiuoaaa

Just do what 90% of pop musicians do at some point, 1-5-6-4


redpickles3

Haha, I thought about commenting that progression lol


redpickles3

I produce music. Unless I have a reference song, it takes 3 hours on average for me to come up with something.


MrAydinminer

SAME. It takes more than it should to come up with a good melody and stuff.


redpickles3

This.....this is the reason why I learnt theory and started humming melodies or just using midi. It's honestly frustrating when you sit down and throw everything but fail at getting to the point where you're satisfied of the Mel and chords.


Cameleon_

That's actually very cool


PHOTON_TYKON

I do Karate. I’m actually going to fly out to Colorado in January because I qualified to go for Sr. Team Trials (I turned 18 at the beginning of October). I’m actually going to be competing against the Olympic Bronze Medalist Ariel Torres from the USA in Male Kata Division. If you don’t believe me I completely understand, so I’ll just be sure to take photos with him at team trials in January.


RealZork

Only people who do karate would know who Ariel Torres is, so I believe you


PHOTON_TYKON

I’ve actually had private lessons with Antonio Diaz when he was in the USA about 6 years ago. He is one of my Idols and I feel so honored that he recognizes me and knows my name.


SlapaTronic

I can make a window shatteringly loud farting noise with my elbow


OhMyGosh130

Now that is a talent I’d love to have


SlapaTronic

Never use it when making a first impression


OhMyGosh130

Seems like a great way to meet people tho…


SlapaTronic

Blow out their eardrums and they won’t be able to hear a second fart


Ridenberg

Even greater one?


kyrrupt

Make a post of you making this sound


Dense-Preparation123

I can twist my arm 540 degrees, not really a talent but the only thing I could think of


Rudeeeeeee

Is it prosthetic or something?


Dense-Preparation123

Nup, I have hyper extension


ZalanNuts

Yooo, same, it's funny how people are always so surprised.


Doge_On_Drugs

Well since no one seems to have told you but it's not just surprising, it's actually pretty fucking creepy. No offense


Dense-Preparation123

Broooo, So fun to creep people out. All you gotta do is twist it and then bend your arm. It looks gross and like it's broken. Works every time


Ertyslav

I can also do this but only once a few months


throwwthatt

imma need to see a video of that chief


SECRETLY_STALKS_U

..... Isnt that supposed to be 360?


Dyslexic-Gladiator

1.5 rotations ig


Katany_Memes

I am good at not being important.


player11123

Naw, you important to manny people but they just dont show it


Thatweirddud

my parents would love me to be dead


AggravatingGuac

Well the rest of us want you here, if your parents think that, they don't deserve you.


Thatweirddud

thank you 🥲


Katany_Memes

Except for my family and maybe my friend... Nobody!


ZazzyP1924

Same, I am the least noticeable person I know.


rswans0

i'm really good at being incredibly average


zeryxmushroom999

I'm good at being incredibly under average


FRTassassin

You're clearly above me


hoodieprynce713

Whoa! How do I get to your level?


FRTassassin

Idk mine was god given


Thatweirddud

i am below whatever level you are


TDXelectro

Hiroshi Satou is that you?


themushroomfairy00

I can move my ears:D


AdRepresentative3726

Yooo I thought I was all alone :O


themushroomfairy00

Me too:0


AdRepresentative3726

Fellow human being we must make a cult


themushroomfairy00

Good idea MUHAHA >:D


AdRepresentative3726

Thx for depleting my boredom fellow Earmovist>:)


Alequello

It's a political "movement" now


hossam281

Sign me up


Rooster_Nuggets666

I can move my right ear better than my left but can i join


Skyfighter06

r/EarMoversUnited


Ridenberg

r/SubsIThoughtIFellFor


chacharealharsh

my ears twerk ;)


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SpillTheBurntLeaves

I can move my ears together but also separately :D


Shadaxy

Not sure if everyone can do this but I can expand my nostrils


NoodleMaster32

Im an idiot


RealZork

You're on the right sub


NoodleMaster32

Nice


Bnttcrqck123

Relatable


PanelaRosa

I can run fast


JJTHomson_

But can you run fast in ur dreams 🤨


PanelaRosa

No😔


[deleted]

I'm great at slacking off


ServerBuster

A fellow procrastinator i see


chrisd0192

Me too! At least it always works out tho in the end


Konoha__Shinobi

One of us! one of us!


Dyl7heVill

Scrolling through reddit at 3 in the morning


Psioden

Thats my talent😨


Kjx5

*our talent


Psioden

Ofcourse


SwaddledPotato

r/suddenlycommunist


redpickles3

Same


Windows7Diagnostics

My talent is that I am talentless


reaper-is-happy

Schrodinger's Talent


Cat_x2

That would be if his talent is either singing or playing piano and he'll never tell


AjpGaming

Same


Ok-Reporter-8728

Everyone being soo negative is pretty funny lol


imashelhaalai123

Music


slendertoad101

Same here man


Unfair_Indication402

Which instrument ?


Social_Parasyte

Trombone


idawg067

same


almightydorito

Same


76_anonymous

Same


CinnabarDespair

this comment section is so sad LMAO but, i can put my leg behind my neck and crawl at people like a fucking moron


Ridenberg

Can you screech at the same time, though? And record it? And dm me? For scientific research?


MemeTheGod

SAME BAHAHAHA


creepydoll1111

Being cringe


RealZork

Ofc


[deleted]

I can exist


SpellOpening7852

Better than what I can do


Longjumping-Emu-9504

I am good at being worthless and worth a lot at the same time


SillyLuvsMemes

same, im pretty worthless but have a high price on the black market


Longjumping-Emu-9504

Lol aren't we all?


definetly-not-an-alt

I can name most countries on a map


Astroseia

That's actually really cool, good job man.


chrisd0192

I used to be able to name all us states/capitals/and even their nicknames back in 3rd grade - 8 years later and I’m having trouble with just the states lol


lgc80969802

im super good at petting my cat. he disagrees though.


Cat_x2

Same. I'm really good at petting your cat


CrackHeadPoet

Singing.


raritytempox5

Same bro


Zockerkit

Let's sing as a trio


Equal-Bus-557

Make it a quadro


raritytempox5

Yea that would be cool


Square-Sandwich-8738

I can breathe unconsciously


61creeper

I need a tutorial


DM_me_im_bored1

I can suck my own cock


OhMyGosh130

Tutorial when?


JJTHomson_

Step 1: have a massive pp


Ridenberg

Step 2: break your back (the method is up to preference, but I recommend sledgehammer)


pranzal_

Step 3: Get a girlfriend so they can push you from behind


youcantwhooshme

step 4: ???


DM_me_im_bored1

Have a big pp and be flexible 👍🏻


fushifushin

Impressive


roshaan05

Most impressive


jesusthelordofyou

Is it possible to learn this power?


AdRepresentative3726

How? I tried it but feels like my backbones gonna snap when theres just a few inches in between


JJTHomson_

I mean nothing comes without a sacrifice my child…


AdRepresentative3726

Maybe some help would help?


raritytempox5

Maybe some help would help?


AdRepresentative3726

Maybe some help would help?


Ridenberg

Maybe some help would help?


Mr0easy

Banana


CupAffectionate

Banana


SJ_Somraj

Banana


Wildojo2

Banana


Obvious_Anywhere_477

Banana


ApprehensiveAd1857

Banana


Flof0w0

Idk stalking…people 🌚


nonope7

😏


QuantumCactus11

I don't have any.


Western-Current2916

That's a talent in itself


Great-Ad9160

Is it really, because I'm willing to bet that the majority of the human population does nothing special.


AliAfromFrotnite

Initiating rough sex with your mother


Chris385838

Jokes on you mine is dead


Entire_Classroom_147

So?


rotten_dildo69

No


Ridenberg

I completely agree with u/rotten_dildo69. This is disgusting!


redpickles3

Your opinion was considered u/rotten_dildo69


TheWiseMilkman

Thanks u/rotten_dildo69, I think you are right they were being in appropriate!


imashelhaalai123

But not succeeding


RealZork

😔


AdRepresentative3726

Losing faith in teenagers as we all do


minecraftyeetgod1

doing the bare minimum


Careful-Village-2380

I lived for this one, i use reddit yet i am able to be a normal human being. And i play the violin


Casperbruynoghe

That can't be true! You're lying!


CC_2387

Hes to dangerous to be kept alive!


PirateLassy

simping for fictional character- I mean...drawing


awolfslife

Sam- i mean drawing I'm really good at drawing yeah.


abhixD17

I play aucostic and electric guitar


geeyownn

I have a greek god physique I have smol pp


dastebon

I am very good at handmade . Especially from paper


Vivid-Republic9531

How to fabricate stuff and write fictional stories in my head that I tell my self before going to bed (some things like being a hit man or fighting dragons but more flushed out sometimes it continues for days or weeks my longest had it good for about 2 and 1/2 months)


AdRepresentative3726

Would be fun if you take notes each time you finish like what I do each time I dream.And by taking notes of my dreams(lots of horny ones lol)I realized I dream less frequently :(


Sryeetsalot

Oh so you can do mental dnd to pretty cool


Bread632

forgetting about things incredible quick


Wrakhr

I'm pretty good at being a decent human being yo :) Outside of that, I can make funny voices, that's neat I think


ScottsOnlyTot_

i can play seven instruments and sing too


doctorotogonapus

Don't have one


xX_turkey_Xx

Solving a Rubik's cube in 30 seconds


Ads1013

I am supremely good at being very slightly above average.


ainanotfound

don’t really have one


karmakaze07

I'm pretty good at not being good at anything


Blue_hound404

I can do really good world building


Ahmet_96968

Aliving.


SorrowfulSoul1

I learn instruments pretty quickly. I Can also play by ear and by written music.


Smooth_Author9860

I'm a history nerd


Credit_Radiant333

Being useless


MidnightAmazing659

What is talent?


Remarkable-Hat-503

I got rejected by 32 girls at a disco in the same night


Dessertdingo153

Don’t know if my greatest, but I can learn things super fast. I got a B on a test I studied for 30 minutes on


RealZork

I got 100% on a final I didn't study for 😈


chacharealharsh

I can bend my spine and look like I'm bouta get exorcised 😉


AdRepresentative3726

I hope some of these low esteem comments are jokes then if not *some motivating sentences* on a serious note I guess mine is art(drawing and ummm minecraft).... :)


PianoHAHA

Playing piano, I guess. But I wouldn't call it a talent.


SillyLuvsMemes

people in the comments section call being alive a talent