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It's the bucket inside soldier's bucket.


KitchenLoose6552

Theres more.


Wolfalpha_12

Dear God


Stepft

It contains a bucket


tirrene

No.


JeroenstefanS

Gentleman synchronize your bucket


Less_Software_2423

We have 3 days to live. For most men, no time at all. But we are not most men: we are buckets.


the-ragin-pyro

*We have 3 days until we kick the bucket


_KRACK3N_

i will give you one upvote to fuck off


MLGSUPERGAMER

1 upvote to bucket


StarlightTyphoon21

God dang it, why did this make me laugh, an upvote for you my friend.


Paper_Clipps

It contains the dying wish of every bucket in this room, bucket, you did collect everyones dying wish?


Randow_

We have the buckets. The will.


squasher04

The buckets to make these hours count.


jlgamebox1115

Now bucket,did you collect everyone's dying bucket?


DruggedUpRaccoon

Is it too late to bucket?


schaale64

Yes


kiwibirdboi

No


SZ4T4N

With way smaller bucket inside bucket in soldier's bucket?


leadwater-enjoyer

Bucket


SZ4T4N

*dear god*


the_16th_sock

There's more


SZ4T4N

###NO###


[deleted]

It contains... #a bucket


GabeG101

Dear God


TerrarianEnder

Scout! Seduce me.


ClickSans1

You bet!


PlsGameEndMe

Dear god.


blamaster27

No!


LimaFin

There's more


OhHeyItsAstro

No..


henry45285

it contains the dying wish of everyone in this room


DistHist

Scout,


Soviet_Aircraft

You did collect everyone's dying wish?


waffelmaker2000

You Bet!


Shadow_slayer132

Excellent! Gentlemen synchronize your death watches


Johnnson27

We have 70 hours to live


Financial_Sir_3569

You did collect everyone dying whish?


DahctaJae

Battlefield LV 100 Colonel bathroom


TesticleTorture123

When you reach lvl 500 in BFV you unlock the golden shit bucket.


DahctaJae

With a silver V in the bottom


TesticleTorture123

With a platinum band around the top that has the word "LOSER" etched into it.


xXEggRollXx

Thanks for the assist. Just unlocked the bipod for my knife!


45ntle

Poor man's toilet


Derp_Simulator

[nooo....](https://youtu.be/L8FmQoSFys0)


Zealos5

Bread


Dasioreq

Question


DistHist

*What's your question Soldier?*


Soviet_Aircraft

I teleported bread


Hydra_Mhmd

what..?


Soviet_Aircraft

You told me to


Hydra_Mhmd

How..much ?


onefuckingrose

I've done nothing but teleport bread for the last 3 days


DistHist

WHVERE HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING IT


John_Carlt0n

WHY IS THERE A LOAF OF BREAD IN THE MIDDLE OF MY FLOOR


Spookyduck21new

What.


JustinFunNL

An iron object created by forging 3 bars of iron together, used for holding copious amounts of various liquids


Taxouck

The virgin vanilla Minecraft: but there’s only water and lava The chad tinkers construct:


JustinFunNL

It seems someone has forgotten milk. How else'd you think scout keeps getting those bottles, he just has a ton of buckets at home filled with sperm


warpey12

Filling it with water makes it an extremely useful tool for negating fall damage and crossing bodies of lava (unless you are in the nether). Filling it with milk makes it a cure for every known disease on earth.


Johm_Jomah_Jameson

This, is a bucket.


TRIMSATURN82544

no


khoipham0705

Theres more


KingMeltedButter

Dear god


RiptideCanadian

It contains a bucket


Dasioreq

Dear god


tommygun2009

There's more.


admanideatejfolt

No


tommygun2009

It contains a bucket


mightylonka

Dear god...


Laughing_Orange

Scout, seduce me.


MrJimJams86

SEDUCE ME!!!


broken-dawn

More buckets


happy748

Dear god


BoxingDoughnut1

Theres more


SaGe_Redditor

No


The_screaming_egg

*DEAR GOD*


Ok_Ferret_328

Pornography


spiffygannondorf

Staring your mother


A_Nyoom

this is the second worse thing to happen to me today


HPS56

Im the worst thing to happen to you today


daboss317076

*If god wanted you to live, he would not have created ME!*


HPS56

A bucket


zmixman

Dear god...


CrunchToast12

I need my cum bucket for this


Dasioreq

*sips*


CrunchToast12

Yum :P


kshark12

Homosuck


Epic_Gameing68

lmao based


Zinvictan

Contraband!


spiffygannondorf

It's soldiers new cosmetic


ScoutSketchez

soldiers cumjar


watchhands

*bucketcum


Davd707cz

*cumbucket


watchhands

*sips*


Davd707cz

What the fuck?


NotEdibleCactus

*sips again*


watchhands

Milm 👍


HPS56

Soldir mjölk


_BigPingus_

Mjölk?¿


HPS56

Fine I shall translate. It means milk.


Ceilng_Gang

mmmm 👍🏿


mc_jojo3

What the fuck 2, electric boogaloo


Bunny_311

\*gulps\*


ScoutSketchez

yummy


DiamondB5

Soldier mad milk


ScoutSketchez

id drink it ngl soldir hot!!!1!!!!1!!1!!111!!


XenonSigmaSeven

soldier reinvents homestuck


TheCrimsonCross

A bucket containing pornography.


AlexPlayer3000

A huge waste of Spy’s time


Theround

A shitpost


SirCompliments

If that's what I think it is, Dear God.


ShengKawalski

There's more.


Eldr1tchB1rd

No


BranTheLewd

A bucket stand and... NO MOP???


Green388

An enemy stand user


KosmicFoX

A bucket o' chicken


RottenToast135

A hat


GargoyleMaid

Homestuck fans fuming rn


[deleted]

Jojo's bucket adventure


R3DD3Y

Troll slime container


TurboTristan

a homestuck reference


Enderborg519

the steel terror


Shubaca071

Is the bucket I use to poop that my neighbor uses to poop that his son uses to poop that his sons friend uses to poop


MightyOshy

A metal object that is used to contain fluids of all sorts.


TheSkitzo_The2nd

Menacing Bucket


Adil-ULTRAGAMER

Spamton’s Kromer box


DJmachine101

The chum bucket. Obv 🙄


Iudex_Invictus

Axolotl carrier


redspyinthebase472

Accessory


[deleted]

It’s a hat with an unusual effect


DemomannTF2

there's more.


Lilfishymanman

Bread bucket


rainbowdashhole

A hat


Shy_guy_gaming2019

Dear god...


-Merasmus-

This one is mine


InternationalPanic67

Hat


Ornery-Diamond-2321

Dear god


luckydrzew

This is a metal glitch device. It can be used to walk through walls, and levitate.


Careful-Ad7645

Fashion


adhir00

Gentlemen this is a bucket


ThatonePanMan

Mine


somerandomperson29

God's gift to women


minecraft_min604

Obviously it’s the limited cosmetic “the tin man” which goes over soldiers torso like body armor, duh


Sugarox53

A bucket.


SaSSolino8

Dear God...


crazyabe111

That is a fine hat for any soldier.


Professional-Heat646

Soldiers helmet


Squiggledog

Looks like stainless steel. Possibly pewter.


DoveBirdNL

Only 1 bucket. It's a lonely bucket he needs more bucket friends, because there is never enough buckets.


Chkumm

It's a bucket containing every dying wish of the TF2 mercenaries


Pivern

Soupcan pyro


Ok_Maintenance_3553

That bucket is an enemy stand user!


ImpressedSupressor

bucket for cum


Roifire27

Something


steve226666

Dear god


why-do-I-exist-64

Menacing


spaz_bomb

This is a buket


MidgetEngineer_2

This, is a "*B U C K E T*"


YesMeee

No..


LostMar

Soldier's will to live


Videoer13

Condom


Nibounium

I don't know but I want it.


delevery_boi

A memory of a true hero


Hiccup-H-Haddock-III

a hat


themenotu

a shot glass


Jhonny679

FINALLY CHICKENLESS BUCKET


KingLevonidas

Soldiers Helmet


FutureEpsilon

This, is a bucket


rRedYoshii

helmit 🙂👍


DrowsyBen

Those are stink lines


Imposteramongus_

*dear god*


Capnsmith886

Very small bucket


Reagent_52

Your helmet sir knight. Now you must don it and go fight for Britannia.


Pivotas

Drool cup.


Capsule_CatYT

The Bucket O’Sushi (Now with FISH)


YiffMeister2

this is a bucket


Footloaf7

This is mine now


SCP_Void

Starbucket crusader


Vereronun2312

Jarate 2


Kaiser_Wolfram

The work of an enemy Stand


GetFucked1111

The dying wish of every man in this building.


ScottytheSlayer666

This is my bucket. This is my new hat. *Puts bucket on head* There's more.


ms_dizzy

It's a shoe


Embarrassed_Tadpole5

a stand user


BREADS1234

A hat


picklespace

A bucket.


xX_UnorignalName_Xx

Dear god


PteradactylCum

Za Bucketo


LordOfFatCats-

Dear god


Staypuftey

Dear god


Juar00111

Nice, an Unusual with weird purple marks flying around it. 60€


CioMuda

America


00Soul_Reaper00

This is a bucket! Dear god… But there’s more No It contains…. *PORNOGRAPHY*


eggMC_muffin

Hat


Flashy-Macaroon-3505

Obviously a water shovel


TehRoester

Fotzenbrädl


dark_thunder1097

Dear God!!!


Storm_Cryptic

That's obviously reverb act 2