Holy shit. Just goes to show ya, don't be afraid to drop off a resume just because they don't have a "help wanted" sign in the window. This motherfucker just made corporate walking in off the streets.

Sometimes it’s outside hires that bring the most to a business.

Did Chang’s just get a crafts department? This guy is SVP in charge of crafts from what I can tell.

guy busted open the door asking for a corner office with full windows and stock options

And they gave it to the mad bastard! What a legend.

I think he also made that lady orgasm with his Slob roasting.

this comment perfectly captures my love for this subreddit

Back in my day, you would go into every business you could, ask for the manager, give your best handshake, and tell them *"HAUHH!"*, until you found yourself a job

The idea of walking up to random hiring managers and doing this woman's laugh to them has me laughing harder than it should.

He definitely did but she won't be hired. Can't be cooking up fresh orange chicken with a banshee screaming on the background.

Yeah but what I’m saying is was it really nithe though

God damn Ryan Davis is a b b b beast That’s not nithe

I bet Braindown won’t need a definition for the word ‘bullying’ after watching this.

😂

Great cawlmic never seen um

No clue who these folks are but dude nailed it.

Braindamage is a full blown internet meme at this point. Bapa will never know because he doesnt check sosho mediuh

He does check sosha media but only if it’s nithe

My mans got more laughs in 30 seconds than Braindump did in a 25 min. special. It's tough, B!

# 26!

Tbh I was distracted from what he’s saying by how insanely annoying her laughs were

Brenda's going to sample it for his next YouTube uploads laughtrack

The MOST annoying

HUUUUUH!

#HAUHH!

what is this from? i must have missed it

It's from [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/vbpzy4/ryan_davis_names_the_wadders/)

oh its making fun of her laugh. i thought it was bapa saying huh or something like that.

Yeah I had to listen to it like 30 times to hear what he said and that was more times I heard her so now I just want to hire a P.I. go to her house and kill her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wup8nTOYqQc HE EVEN WISHES THAT BRENDAN GETS INTO A PLANE CRASH AND DIES LATER ON

The best part of that is that he wishes Bryan was in the plane too

If Schlob had as many genuine laughs in one set as this guy dropped n-words in under a minute, he'd be thrilled.

Ryan’s pretty funny man. Check out his stuff.

Seems funny but are him and banshee a package deal ? She makes my ears hurt lol

I have no idea who that broad is. Lol

Ryan Davis one of the funniest internet commentators out there

A wholesome hadder

Great haddur, niiiver meddum. Does this hairo have a name? I wanna thank ‘em.

He does funny commentary on videos/ topics. He's pretty funny.

The Ryan Davis guy is an ex 5150 Show cast member and stand up comic. Recently got into an argument with another comic half his size and was forced to move out of L.A over it which is pretty lame. Funny he chose to go after Brendan tho lmao

Who was the comic he was beefin with?

Never meddum but this is how to roast someone, he’s neggflicks

Ryan Davis, y'neggflix. Grab a smoke break, I'll watch the deep frier.

Rany Daves? Never meddum' B.

tawlmbout ray davies? beast of a kink, never meddum

Talmbout rainy days b? Gotta save up for them bapa

Can you make some side salads bapa? I’ll man the fryers. I don’t know how many tomatos or cucumbers to put on them

Braindead just got gadooshed right the fuck through a plate glass window

A plate glass window has me dying laughing

Bro it got me too. I don't know why.

Bubba we’re talking double plate glass.

This dude started out just roasting people on Facebook. He’s hilarious I haven’t been on FB in years but glad to see he’s still layin it down.

Oh shit I thought he looked familiar. I remember him.

Me too and I knew I heard the name before holy fugg bapa just got rawlsted by a fb goon

The delivery on "I wonder what he's thinking" was quality

We giiiiiit it Crafts and Cocktails. Ur not racist. We giiiiit it. But are these the bess brains for the arts and crafts?

🤣🤣

Cheggin’ boxes, b

We giiiiiid it

I still can’t believe that nonsense garbled from his filler injected maw. He can barely form a coherent sentence and he’s tawlkin bout the bess brayns?

Fucking quality, b!

*(High pitched "HAUH!")*

Time to return the leased Lambo, Messican.

ahhhhhh!....ahhhh!..ahhhhh! ahhhhh! ahhhh!

Eddie's wife?

Talmbout Gringo Mami?

Rewatched alvarez vs. gaethje and goddamn i didnt remember her being THAT loud. Like you have to be screaming like a lunatic to get to that volume

Imagine her and bert on a podcast together

She sounds like a stool being assaulted by Dr Joseph Rogan

I wanted to end life.

I had a sudden urge to go moose hunting.

Jimmy Carr should sue

The seal jimmy carr stole it from should sue both if them.

Yeah, what the fuck was wrong with that lady?

She was cumming

Orange chicken was just that good, Ryan Davis is a master of the fryers

My roomate yelled out to me to turn down the porn.

I listened to this at work and people started looking at me. I’m sure they thought I was watching porn

she's laughing dumbass

You're going to look really silly if she was instead having a stroke.

They must have never been around a sista before

Why so fucking extra though? It's obviously performative.

Yea it was kinda Jimmy Fallon levels of fake laughing but this is very common on like all comedy podcasts unfortunately

attention

never lol

It's a very performative laugh

Done while performing for cameras

It's a redacted laugh

No the fuck she’s not. That was as forced as bry bry fucks. If she was actually laughing that hard she wouldnt be able to switch to talking as she did at the end. She went from “AAAAAAAH!!” To “ok ryan” instantly.

I know you’re probably used to HIRED ASSASSINS like Rogan who render people hysterical and insane with their comedy, but people can laugh and then talk 2 seconds later most of the time

Is she laughing or is she cackling performatively? Only seagulls make noises like that, she's putting on a show.

You know this has been discussed off air too by that laugh.

I had to turn it off due to this annoying lady. Good lord.

Never met this guy but he sounds alright to me.

This is the type of energy Chang's needs right now.

That was funnier then shwabs, rogans and callens standup combined

Yeah, but lemme just ass, how many stools he fugged?

"anyone who sees someone who used to get punched in the head for a living and wonders to themselves "what is he thinking" you deserve to lose your money." This is all that ever needs to be said about it. The essence of changs.

$5 Bapa says he called him and talked it out with him and they’re good now.

I gawt nuttin butt love for Ryan Davids

Ryan a real comedian and a lot funnier than Brendumb.

Lmao, fuggin roasted 🤣 😂 😭

Bobby Lee looks different … can’t put my finger on why though

Yeah I’ve never seen Bobby in a plaid shirt

we git it kapwing we giiiit it. whoa whoa whoa we giiiit it. Are these really the bess branes for the art?

Named every wadder available

Gadoosh

It's just a drone strike bubba

Not a drone strike bubba, thermosbarbell weapon

This bitch acting like she in church! AHHHH!

This guy did a video about Odell Beckham Jr that was really really funny too

Cam Newton, too

Lol fuck; hilarious guy, never watchedum

Boom, roasted.

She kept tryna cut him off with that screaming shit but he just plowed on thru

The board at Changs has decided to open up a new executive position for sir Davis, respegfully

This dude is alright.

Dayum!!! I don’t who this guy is, but he gadooshed bappa into next week. Bess brainz for the arts and craffs.

Jesus he gadooshed bapa through ten glass doors in under a minute.

If Patrice O’Neal’s second cousin had a son

Cats to Ryan Davis: "You're my boss, now".

Funny but the woman made it almost unwatchable. I got through it. FYI, do not listen with headphones on.

Don't listen with speakers either while you're at it. Neighbors thinking I'm watching porn.

Woman? I thought that was Schultz

My bad! Didn't realize it was that loud

Seriously she ruined everything with her whailing. Luckily this dish is still edible.

The word is out there. This sub can go down in the coming weeks, but we did it boys. We spread the good word, and even random people are referencing our truths openly. We’ve changed the zeitgeist. We can die easy now.

Who is this GEM ? BBB BEAST of a kawmic?

Wtf is this I can't tawlk.

Hahaha this guy is hilarious. Neva meddum or heard of im but seems funny af. TYFYS

This was fucking fantastic

This guy is just some haddur living in his moms basement. His opinions are the same as a cat or a homeless guy... they simply do not maddur.

Why was she moaning like that? Affraid of the reaper cushions he is going to face? He named them wadders!

The best part has to be when he says the best thing for comedy is if Brenda and Hannah gatsby we’re to get into a plane crash

Bapa getting hit left, right and centre

"If you ever wonder what a person who got punched in the head for a living is thinking, you deserve to lose the money (you paid to see him)." Gadooshed Bapa, and anyone who is cool with him, in one sentence.

Ah finally some just...says it.

I shot a series of live comedy shows with Ryan Davis as the host. That dude is hilarious and he seems like a good guy. The fact that Bernstain’s feats of legendary redactedness has reached every corner of the comedy scene is fuckin hilarious because that was the last thing he could claim as being his thing.

God DAMN, got a hearty out-loud laugh out of me, this is funny as shit B. I mean, he's still just a civilian but still funny

Hilarious. Too bad the lady insisted on fake orgasming during his rant.

That annoying fake cackle for attention

Still not as bad as that fake laugh from that fake lion

One of the worst laughs I've ever heard, but that was a good drone strike.

Geeze this guy uses the N word almost as much as Joe Rogan does. Let's hope he doesn't also get cancelled like Rogan did.

This would’ve been awesome had that crazy lady not been screaming at the top of lungs like someone just went to town on her lady parts for the first time.

Dats nawt nithe

I love black people.

We giiit it y’not racist. We giit it.

oh bapa

Looks like we got ourselves a new Assistant Manager!

Game Set Match

This guy seems funny

This was hilarious.

Ahhhhahahahah I love them! Great people. Never heard of them. But I'm a fan now.

Clearly these two and whoever is in the background have talked about this before and he finally said something. Bapa gets clowned in all backstages.

More balls than the entire LA and NY scene.

Brendan going to cite this video as evidence of street cred, showing acceptance by referring to him as N word Brendan

OMG! He perfectly described the thiggies and 🌿⬛🌿

Uh oh 😕 Slob about to tell his “friends in dark places,” aka his dad 😂 I’ve seen Ryan Davis before, dudes a killer and real comedian. Lol damn roasted him hard!!

Someone just found 73k new fans

He said exactly what other comedians wish they could say

Never herld this guy, never meddum too, but I love him.

I kind of want to see Schaub's standup now. I love watching movies that so bad they're good. This might be fun. A beautiful train wreck.

This is amazing lol

Lmao holy shit a rogue drone strike on brendum. What a treat for all us homeless cats

Name The Wadder B

Wow he went in on him. I almost feel bad for Schaub. ALMOST!

He's a homeless cat for sure

My mans here coming in hot gunning for an instant board seat with this sizzlin orange chicken bapa hey reel quigg, corporate eggsegutives, give my man his seat and awwll the restricted stock options with whatever vesting period he wants B

Fuck me, this guy is just putting the truth out there for all to see. He lives without fear from the kingdom of Rogaine. I don't know you sir but I must say; you got da Bess brain fuh th arts.

Took bapa to the Marianas trench

Unlistenable with that idiots shriek

She was just awful, kick her off whatever show this is too. Those noises are terrible.

Lol don't censor the n-word but censor fuck 😂

Damn that bitch is annoying

That’s just Ryan’s way of saying he that white boy who work too much.

Who knew Eddie Alvarez's wife had a comedy show.

talm bout muddy waders? great muzashon never heard of em

Yo!

Damn… ☠️

Wash out on the streets my doo

Quality roast


LMFAOOO

That was fucking perfect! Hahah

ay carumba!

**AH ... ... ... ... AH.**

LMFAO!!!! I was not expecting him to go this hard on bapa🤣🤣🤣

“I WONDER SHAT HES THINKING” talm bout namin all tha waddurs bapas

Protect this man at all costs!

Yo this is my barber, Xien Liu!

Is this John Africa? Fungi dude, neva meddum

Brendan schaub was never a top 10 ufc heavyweight !!!!

Gawld dawlg. Rowlsted bapa.

This is funnier than literally anything I've seen the Rogan centric "comedy" circle say or do haha. What a legend.

He’s homeless as fugg

Well that's a fatality.

How long will Little feet aka BGL, take to respond to this!?😤lol