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CarsonH666

Holy shit. Just goes to show ya, don't be afraid to drop off a resume just because they don't have a "help wanted" sign in the window. This motherfucker just made corporate walking in off the streets.


MancAccent

Sometimes it’s outside hires that bring the most to a business.


dollarbull

Did Chang’s just get a crafts department? This guy is SVP in charge of crafts from what I can tell.


brokid

guy busted open the door asking for a corner office with full windows and stock options


CarsonH666

And they gave it to the mad bastard! What a legend.


lurkinfapinlurkin

I think he also made that lady orgasm with his Slob roasting.


ItsEnricoPallazzo

this comment perfectly captures my love for this subreddit


CT247365

Back in my day, you would go into every business you could, ask for the manager, give your best handshake, and tell them *"HAUHH!"*, until you found yourself a job


BiscuitsUndGravy

The idea of walking up to random hiring managers and doing this woman's laugh to them has me laughing harder than it should.


RemarkableRegret7

He definitely did but she won't be hired. Can't be cooking up fresh orange chicken with a banshee screaming on the background.


Extension_Elk9515

Yeah but what I’m saying is was it really nithe though


Unlikely-Laugh-114

God damn Ryan Davis is a b b b beast That’s not nithe


MesWantooth

I bet Braindown won’t need a definition for the word ‘bullying’ after watching this.


88_jewlz

😂


Beta4life1

Great cawlmic never seen um


Hap_Hazard

No clue who these folks are but dude nailed it.


rmj38417

Braindamage is a full blown internet meme at this point. Bapa will never know because he doesnt check sosho mediuh


-My_reddit_account_

He does check sosha media but only if it’s nithe


Front_butts

My mans got more laughs in 30 seconds than Braindump did in a 25 min. special. It's tough, B!


AngryDerf

# 26!


methyo

Tbh I was distracted from what he’s saying by how insanely annoying her laughs were


[deleted]

Brenda's going to sample it for his next YouTube uploads laughtrack


Rdrckt3

The MOST annoying


Grembert

HUUUUUH!


CT247365

#HAUHH!


chinolofus77

what is this from? i must have missed it


CT247365

It's from [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/vbpzy4/ryan_davis_names_the_wadders/)


chinolofus77

oh its making fun of her laugh. i thought it was bapa saying huh or something like that.


deathinmypocket

Yeah I had to listen to it like 30 times to hear what he said and that was more times I heard her so now I just want to hire a P.I. go to her house and kill her.


batmund

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wup8nTOYqQc HE EVEN WISHES THAT BRENDAN GETS INTO A PLANE CRASH AND DIES LATER ON


deathinmypocket

The best part of that is that he wishes Bryan was in the plane too


BigShoots

If Schlob had as many genuine laughs in one set as this guy dropped n-words in under a minute, he'd be thrilled.


SquareNuts112

Ryan’s pretty funny man. Check out his stuff.


haveYouLookedIntoIt

Seems funny but are him and banshee a package deal ? She makes my ears hurt lol


SquareNuts112

I have no idea who that broad is. Lol


Ok-Sprinkles-4255

Ryan Davis one of the funniest internet commentators out there


lunchpaillefty

A wholesome hadder


freeyewneek

Great haddur, niiiver meddum. Does this hairo have a name? I wanna thank ‘em.


Meaty-Pablo

He does funny commentary on videos/ topics. He's pretty funny.


kingjappyjoe

The Ryan Davis guy is an ex 5150 Show cast member and stand up comic. Recently got into an argument with another comic half his size and was forced to move out of L.A over it which is pretty lame. Funny he chose to go after Brendan tho lmao


theevanillagorillaa

Who was the comic he was beefin with?


New_Brother_1595

Never meddum but this is how to roast someone, he’s neggflicks


Bubbles1942

Ryan Davis, y'neggflix. Grab a smoke break, I'll watch the deep frier.


Cokrates

Rany Daves? Never meddum' B.


chinolofus77

tawlmbout ray davies? beast of a kink, never meddum


Joe_Rogan_is_a_Dwarf

Talmbout rainy days b? Gotta save up for them bapa


WeekendWarior

Can you make some side salads bapa? I’ll man the fryers. I don’t know how many tomatos or cucumbers to put on them


[deleted]

Braindead just got gadooshed right the fuck through a plate glass window


turnshavetabled

A plate glass window has me dying laughing


Isaiadrenaline

Bro it got me too. I don't know why.


No-String2494

Bubba we’re talking double plate glass.


kebert_xela2286

This dude started out just roasting people on Facebook. He’s hilarious I haven’t been on FB in years but glad to see he’s still layin it down.


Ol_Dad

Oh shit I thought he looked familiar. I remember him.


siuol7891

Me too and I knew I heard the name before holy fugg bapa just got rawlsted by a fb goon


milky3007

The delivery on "I wonder what he's thinking" was quality


[deleted]

We giiiiiit it Crafts and Cocktails. Ur not racist. We giiiiit it. But are these the bess brains for the arts and crafts?


thesamebs

🤣🤣


dirtmerchant1980

Cheggin’ boxes, b


GaiusJuliusMe

We giiiiiid it


PumpBuckets

I still can’t believe that nonsense garbled from his filler injected maw. He can barely form a coherent sentence and he’s tawlkin bout the bess brayns?


Beraliusv

Fucking quality, b!


CT247365

*(High pitched "HAUH!")*


dgilli5

Time to return the leased Lambo, Messican.


[deleted]

ahhhhhh!....ahhhh!..ahhhhh! ahhhhh! ahhhh!


Jazz667

Eddie's wife?


[deleted]

Talmbout Gringo Mami?


the_dude_2022

Rewatched alvarez vs. gaethje and goddamn i didnt remember her being THAT loud. Like you have to be screaming like a lunatic to get to that volume


lampshade112233

Imagine her and bert on a podcast together


Goose_Bat

She sounds like a stool being assaulted by Dr Joseph Rogan


Hot_Secretary4971

I wanted to end life.


DemonymLondon

I had a sudden urge to go moose hunting.


Schaubawrinks

Jimmy Carr should sue


tvsmichaelhall

The seal jimmy carr stole it from should sue both if them.


MKDDer0001

Yeah, what the fuck was wrong with that lady?


px7j9jlLJ1

She was cumming


mad87645

Orange chicken was just that good, Ryan Davis is a master of the fryers


JFrizz0424

My roomate yelled out to me to turn down the porn.


I_creampied_Jesus

I listened to this at work and people started looking at me. I’m sure they thought I was watching porn


Guilty-Cloud-5547

she's laughing dumbass


trap_clap

You're going to look really silly if she was instead having a stroke.


rvckyym

They must have never been around a sista before


smalby

Why so fucking extra though? It's obviously performative.


d-ronthegreat

Yea it was kinda Jimmy Fallon levels of fake laughing but this is very common on like all comedy podcasts unfortunately


Vegetable-Fix752

attention


Guilty-Cloud-5547

never lol


AyatollahChobani

It's a very performative laugh


[deleted]

Done while performing for cameras


keep-it

It's a redacted laugh


tuwabe

No the fuck she’s not. That was as forced as bry bry fucks. If she was actually laughing that hard she wouldnt be able to switch to talking as she did at the end. She went from “AAAAAAAH!!” To “ok ryan” instantly.


Inyabung

I know you’re probably used to HIRED ASSASSINS like Rogan who render people hysterical and insane with their comedy, but people can laugh and then talk 2 seconds later most of the time


smalby

Is she laughing or is she cackling performatively? Only seagulls make noises like that, she's putting on a show.


Galag0

You know this has been discussed off air too by that laugh.


[deleted]

I had to turn it off due to this annoying lady. Good lord.


powfuldragon

Never met this guy but he sounds alright to me.


Prior_Mean

This is the type of energy Chang's needs right now.


88_jewlz

That was funnier then shwabs, rogans and callens standup combined


dirtmerchant1980

Yeah, but lemme just ass, how many stools he fugged?


BCampbellCEOofficial

"anyone who sees someone who used to get punched in the head for a living and wonders to themselves "what is he thinking" you deserve to lose your money." This is all that ever needs to be said about it. The essence of changs.


ComptonRob

$5 Bapa says he called him and talked it out with him and they’re good now.


mad87645

I gawt nuttin butt love for Ryan Davids


itsokayimhandsome

Ryan a real comedian and a lot funnier than Brendumb.


MediaOnDisplay

Lmao, fuggin roasted 🤣 😂 😭


[deleted]

Bobby Lee looks different … can’t put my finger on why though


MancAccent

Yeah I’ve never seen Bobby in a plaid shirt


S_Steiner_Accounting

we git it kapwing we giiiit it. whoa whoa whoa we giiiit it. Are these really the bess branes for the art?


Suhtiva

Named every wadder available


BrondellSwashbuckle

Gadoosh


Snyple_Rifle

It's just a drone strike bubba


bannermania

Not a drone strike bubba, thermosbarbell weapon


Shotgun516

This bitch acting like she in church! AHHHH!


HotWalk5710

This guy did a video about Odell Beckham Jr that was really really funny too


MortarMaggot275

Cam Newton, too


Fakey_McNamerson

Lol fuck; hilarious guy, never watchedum


__OutOfHere_

Boom, roasted.


dunzio

She kept tryna cut him off with that screaming shit but he just plowed on thru![img](emote|t5_347fo|6520)


nuclearnucleus

The board at Changs has decided to open up a new executive position for sir Davis, respegfully


Stone0777

This dude is alright.


airpumper

Dayum!!! I don’t who this guy is, but he gadooshed bappa into next week. Bess brainz for the arts and craffs.


Lastfoxx

Jesus he gadooshed bapa through ten glass doors in under a minute.


castoroilonmydick

If Patrice O’Neal’s second cousin had a son


BDRParty

Cats to Ryan Davis: "You're my boss, now".


100DayChallenges

Funny but the woman made it almost unwatchable. I got through it. FYI, do not listen with headphones on.


crazylegs789

Don't listen with speakers either while you're at it. Neighbors thinking I'm watching porn.


EggHeadMagic

Woman? I thought that was Schultz


thesamebs

My bad! Didn't realize it was that loud


mrnegatttiveee

Seriously she ruined everything with her whailing. Luckily this dish is still edible.


Throwaway2urwitcher

The word is out there. This sub can go down in the coming weeks, but we did it boys. We spread the good word, and even random people are referencing our truths openly. We’ve changed the zeitgeist. We can die easy now.


UpstairsClassroom685

Who is this GEM ? BBB BEAST of a kawmic?


bretzky911

Wtf is this I can't tawlk.


Walg-me-to-my-TRUGG

Hahaha this guy is hilarious. Neva meddum or heard of im but seems funny af. TYFYS


TimGeezy

This was fucking fantastic


TBcommenter17

This guy is just some haddur living in his moms basement. His opinions are the same as a cat or a homeless guy... they simply do not maddur.


bbq_king1984

Why was she moaning like that? Affraid of the reaper cushions he is going to face? He named them wadders!


Unlikely-Laugh-114

The best part has to be when he says the best thing for comedy is if Brenda and Hannah gatsby we’re to get into a plane crash


Downtown_Neon_Lights

Bapa getting hit left, right and centre


tux68

"If you ever wonder what a person who got punched in the head for a living is thinking, you deserve to lose the money (you paid to see him)." Gadooshed Bapa, and anyone who is cool with him, in one sentence.


NickyFranks69

Ah finally some just...says it.


deadpontoon

I shot a series of live comedy shows with Ryan Davis as the host. That dude is hilarious and he seems like a good guy. The fact that Bernstain’s feats of legendary redactedness has reached every corner of the comedy scene is fuckin hilarious because that was the last thing he could claim as being his thing.


SarcasticPedant

God DAMN, got a hearty out-loud laugh out of me, this is funny as shit B. I mean, he's still just a civilian but still funny


Wom_Taits1

Hilarious. Too bad the lady insisted on fake orgasming during his rant.


marceldia

That annoying fake cackle for attention


WonTonDon8

Still not as bad as that fake laugh from that fake lion


Deathstriker88

One of the worst laughs I've ever heard, but that was a good drone strike.


Lopsided-Listen3414

Geeze this guy uses the N word almost as much as Joe Rogan does. Let's hope he doesn't also get cancelled like Rogan did.


enanocook7

This would’ve been awesome had that crazy lady not been screaming at the top of lungs like someone just went to town on her lady parts for the first time.


jshahahaha1

Dats nawt nithe


FungKuKucking

I love black people.


chris25tx

We giiit it y’not racist. We giit it.


ideadcellz

oh bapa


missishitty

Looks like we got ourselves a new Assistant Manager!


chris25tx

Game Set Match


PKArsk

This guy seems funny


ParttimeParty99

This was hilarious.


Mkmeathead83

Ahhhhahahahah I love them! Great people. Never heard of them. But I'm a fan now.


EggHeadMagic

Clearly these two and whoever is in the background have talked about this before and he finally said something. Bapa gets clowned in all backstages.


Dr3up

More balls than the entire LA and NY scene.


Honestn

Brendan going to cite this video as evidence of street cred, showing acceptance by referring to him as N word Brendan


postdiluvium

OMG! He perfectly described the thiggies and 🌿⬛🌿


Due_Cryptographer162

Uh oh 😕 Slob about to tell his “friends in dark places,” aka his dad 😂 I’ve seen Ryan Davis before, dudes a killer and real comedian. Lol damn roasted him hard!!


ThiccBoy_with3seas

Someone just found 73k new fans


Practical_Bet_8709

He said exactly what other comedians wish they could say


budLite6

Never herld this guy, never meddum too, but I love him.


Papa_Emeritus_IIII

I kind of want to see Schaub's standup now. I love watching movies that so bad they're good. This might be fun. A beautiful train wreck.


CantaloupeAlert6014

This is amazing lol


thedonjefron69

Lmao holy shit a rogue drone strike on brendum. What a treat for all us homeless cats


FakeBrendanSchaub

Name The Wadder B


Evenbiggerfish

Wow he went in on him. I almost feel bad for Schaub. ALMOST!


Iswaterreallywet

He's a homeless cat for sure


beefjesus69

My mans here coming in hot gunning for an instant board seat with this sizzlin orange chicken bapa hey reel quigg, corporate eggsegutives, give my man his seat and awwll the restricted stock options with whatever vesting period he wants B


jamrollo

Fuck me, this guy is just putting the truth out there for all to see. He lives without fear from the kingdom of Rogaine. I don't know you sir but I must say; you got da Bess brain fuh th arts.


12washingbeard

Took bapa to the Marianas trench


Superfly_McTurbo

Unlistenable with that idiots shriek


Training-Original672

She was just awful, kick her off whatever show this is too. Those noises are terrible.


TheArtOfEatingAss

Lol don't censor the n-word but censor fuck 😂


ForceMediocre7390

Damn that bitch is annoying


Swiika

That’s just Ryan’s way of saying he that white boy who work too much.


UrAdaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

Who knew Eddie Alvarez's wife had a comedy show.


trugggwalkin

talm bout muddy waders? great muzashon never heard of em


ILackPatience

Yo!


LevonTr

Damn… ☠️


Badpennylane

Wash out on the streets my doo


Ok-Sprinkles-4255

Quality roast


Demonmerker562

![gif](giphy|K55exy0toWjQc|downsized)


AthensThieves

LMFAOOO


Sincetheedge21

That was fucking perfect! Hahah


RoboticusTartonicus

ay carumba!


Fearless_Camp_298

**AH ... ... ... ... AH.**


jmbdn1808

LMFAO!!!! I was not expecting him to go this hard on bapa🤣🤣🤣


siuol7891

“I WONDER SHAT HES THINKING” talm bout namin all tha waddurs bapas


GiantsFan55

Protect this man at all costs!


Conscious-Fix-4989

Yo this is my barber, Xien Liu!


ThomasCiabattas

Is this John Africa? Fungi dude, neva meddum


External_Raccoon8873

Brendan schaub was never a top 10 ufc heavyweight !!!!


RoughConclusion6149

Gawld dawlg. Rowlsted bapa.


MotherLoveBone27

This is funnier than literally anything I've seen the Rogan centric "comedy" circle say or do haha. What a legend.


corndogblaster

He’s homeless as fugg


Bluesvillehino

Well that's a fatality.


Due_Cryptographer162

How long will Little feet aka BGL, take to respond to this!?😤lol