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Horde Rp:

Horde Rp:

bionix90

Not enough BElves in slutmogs.


Ashenox

They aren't there to RP. They stand still and let people jerk off to them.


Caithee

*boop*


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Actual RPers usually do actual RP. I doubt even ERPers do the uwu shit. This is solely people making fun of what they think (E)RP looks like.


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I RPed with a bunch of Vulpera when they first came out. Most were just doing the usual campfire RP in Orgrimmar. Only one was a bit weird, talking about his "owner" and whatnot.


Gibgarde

That, right there, is the OwO shit. But frankly I find goblins to be way more sexualized. I've come across more of the"Miss February", uses "bimbo" in their trp, flirts with anything and everything type goblins than the cringey furries. Also every orc woman has a penis. I know this because they're not subtle about it. At all.


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Gibgarde

Buddy, you have absolutely no idea how much I know that. High five.


NorthLeech

Its not exactly limited to the ERP, 80% of the porn pieces as well. Actual war crime.


8-Brit

Or night elves. This one time some friends and I came across a cool night elf character. Seemed like a more traditional type rather than a purple human we usually saw. Then when their priest friend came along, they emoted something "stirring" in their groin. NOPE. NOPE. ABORT MISSION. GET OUT.


Unholybeef

Horse penis*


AwkwardSquirtles

To be fair, horny goblins is canon. [This](https://wow.zamimg.com/uploads/guide/images/20115.jpg?maxWidth=800) is the first thing you see when you create a Goblin.


SHALATHE

Anyone else remember the quest in WoD when you have to find the goblin boy's most prized possession in the middle of the saberon camp, and it's all dirty magazines and pin up calendars? And when you turn it in he says he has some "... business" to attend to?


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Yeah, but it's one out of 20 maybe with the owo shit. is what I meant.


Gibgarde

Oh, fair. I stopped paying attention to vulpera. I just don't care when I'm on my orc lol.


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Honestly I don't even see them that much anymore, they were HUGE when they were released but most people went back to their mains I feel. Not many actually decided to main a Vulpera for good it seems.


Gibgarde

I dunno. I haven't rped much since pre-Shadowlands. I just hop on here and there and get weirded out by some of the people there.


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I meant in general. Couldn't queue for a dungeon back in fall without getting at least 3 vulpera in your group.


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D3adInsid3

Based on my experience on Argent Dawn EU WoW RP is a few Human Paladins afking in front of the Stormwind Cathedral for hours.


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Never done it alliance side, but Horde is mostly happening in guilds and out in the wilds. There's the occasional flare up in Orgrimmar when a bunch of people put up a campfire and start talking ICly but it's not a regular thing. You might happen across a bunch of crazy seafood suppliers in various inns across Azeroth though ;)


MollyRotten1

Which is ironic, all the ERP is in sliver moon and it's blood elves doing most of it. The only time I saw un-ironic furry RP it was between a tauren and pandaren.


Elune

Most of the actual ERPers who are actually into furry stuff are likely hanging around Goldshire playing Worgen. ERP in general is more common on Alliance side to begin with since that's seen as the faction with the prettier races, hence why Goldshire specifically got infamous and you don't hear as much about any specific Horde town/city. But yeah, almost all the Vulpera you'd see running around going "OwO" are just doing it to troll basically.


8-Brit

Amusingly on AD, all the Goldshire types have migrated to Stormwind since their old hub is almost entirely trolls and tourists ruining their ERP. Stormwind docks is the new Goldshire. Especially late at night. But even in the day you'll see very sexual bimbos, femboys, etc just walking around in broad daylight talking about horse dick potions (yes that happened). I don't care what people do in private but some people treat the game like it's F-List or something and just have sexual dialogue and emotes in public channels...


Nerobought

Non-rpers make up some of the most ridiculous stories about their 'bad' experiences with rpers. Like just blatantly not true for anyone who has spent any time on an rp server.


TobaccoIsRadioactive

But where else would you see one of the hag witches from Drustvar doing a lap dance for a female Mag'har orc (presumably used a toy that mirrors appearance of target).


ipunkimunki

Because vulpera = bad, now gimme my karma! I don't even get why people hate Goldshire so much. It's easily avoided if it's not your kind of thing. And whenever I went there for a laugh, it honestly just reminded me of IRC in the 90s. Mostly people talking about mundane shit while a handful of others indulge in... Alternative activities. I dunno, man. I don't get why people can't just enjoy what they enjoy when it doesn't hurt anyone. Whether that be choosing a fox-person as their avatar in a fantasy world or hanging around in an imaginary tavern without clothes on.


VisibleCoat995

Real erp is fine. Porn without plot is boring.


Tough_Patient

Supposedly Horde heavy rp realms exist. Supposedly.


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Tough_Patient

You'll hardly ever see ERPers in Moon Guard outside Goldshire. It is what it is.


MollyRotten1

As a longtime horde RPer, it's both. Always has been. There's also a third and fourth thing: edgelord bloodelves being turbo emo and turbo emo edgelord blood elves ERPing.


temp_or_all

I mean it hasn't ALWAYS been. Originally there were orcs, undead, trolls, tauren and that's it.


MollyRotten1

Haha! Look at you, pretending tauren aren't furries. What a champ!


LeOsQ

I feel like Tauren would fit more with the same people that actually like horses in /that/ way, not furries. Although maybe those two aren't exactly exclusive either. But what do I know, I just link furries to fursuits and that's about my knowledge of them outside the 'owo' stuff.


Lion_From_The_North

I think we're getting pretty close to the point where Blood Elves have been part of the horde longer than the Horde has existed without Blood Elves, counting from Warcraft 1


karolvsrex

Just imagine if people actually RPd as orcs properly... I can almost guarantee you would have MASSIVE Mak'Gora tournaments going on right outside the Valley of Strength. That would be badass! Lok'tar ogar!


BrutusRat

Too much UwU not enough MoowU


Savagemaw

My wife indulges my furry fantasies on worgen, not vulpera.


Tough_Patient

Why not both?


Savagemaw

Because I dont feel sexy playing male vulpera.


LordArcalinox

But... The worgen in game are more like inverted trapezoids compared to their muscular looking versions on posters and trailers. How exactly do you feel "sexy"? *Pen click noise* /s


Savagemaw

Hmm... well, in part, the sillhouette is more masculine. Furthermore, I hide shoulders which really shows off those sexy delts. And female gilneans just want someone to pat them on the head and tell them they are a good girl...


LordArcalinox

Interesting... *Pen writing noises* ✍✍✍ I see, I see... Explain to me, are you and your significant canine of the same fur color?


Tough_Patient

Who said you'd be the one playing the vulpera?


8-Brit

Based.


fragginfreddy

Gul’dan cheats!


kss082

Lok'tar


ipunkimunki

OP: Ew vulpera! Also OP: How To Train Your Dragon fanboy UwU Oh and I've just came across all the transphobia and homophobia. Niiiice. Now *that's* what I expect from my Toothless-lovin' tough guys of WoW.


I_Hate_Anime_Girls

All that stuff is shitty, but I find it hilarious that you dug through his profile after he talked smack about furries


likeadancer

Don't forget the anti-vaxxer posts too! OP must be a straight-up *delight* at parties.


NantangItan

This guy's post history aside. This post was clearly humour and you took it way too seriously and way too personally.


Illidari_Kuvira

On the other hand, the post is... just not funny. OP also stole and desecrated somebody's art/character for their "humor".


SWatersmith

I think it's funny, I've definitely seen some weird Vulpera yiffing around


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Mtechz

Imagine being so bad at a games that you have to complain about it on reddit as your last resort and hope they will apply the right nerfs, while you're looking at memes from a kids movie and tell people that being gay is wrong on the internet, because you think the sole reason for you not getting laid is because lesbians take your potential partner out off the race. And that's it. Shitting on people on reddit, games you complain about all time and a kids movie. That's your life. Imagine. Ofc he's pissed. I would be too. I hope he turns gay in 3 years.


Keynarin

Uh oh, found the furry lmao. He's making a joke don't get so upset


ipunkimunki

I'm also making a joke, sweetie. We can all be Schrödinger's asshole if we like.


temp_or_all

Ya'll gotta stop redefining words. Nobody's afraid of gay people.


Gibgarde

Found the triggered furry.


TruthSpeaker68

I'm really triggered right now, how'd ya guess


Gibgarde

Man, Org rp was a mess when vulpera first came out. It actually legit killed my friends interest in rp on retail. Seeing the hotspot flooded with one bubbly, furry race (that was prob only added because of a mass of fans demanding it) just kinda kills the desire to do it. He went to rp on classic, I didn't follow because I don't care for classic. So, rip.


Daharon

"you're triggered lol" also you:


TruthSpeaker68

Okay


Gregamonster

There is more than enough wrong with OP's post without resorting to attacking them personally. Have some class.


TruthSpeaker68

=/


Itzimna

Cry me a river, build me a rainbow bridge, and get over it.


bongscoper

Cute vulpera art tbh


Lucius_Imperator

The problem with these Horde characters is they lack sophistication.


DasEvoli

As an Alliance player I would love to have on of those Vulperas


Stahlwisser

Vulpera were a mistake.


TruthSpeaker68

Art: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/35404922/


Asparagus-Cat

Was just about to ask where it was from. It's adorable.


Kameleon0728

still Vulpera fits more to horde than Blood elves


mana-addict4652

blood elves are more horde than vulpera


Kameleon0728

no Vulpera are people wild scavengers of dunes and blood elves are fancy devolutions and Amani going to burn their city


Gregamonster

You're right. Blood Elves are too good for the Horde.


Doktor_Ectoplasm

The vulpera are genuinely one of the worst things ever added to this game.


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They're absolutely great imo A nomadic desert people with a scavenger culture. What you're probably feeling contempt against are people portraying them in a way the game and lore doesn't.


MojaveBreeze

This sentiment and the fact they anger some people so much is one of the biggest reasons I absolutely adore vulpera. Plus I like the fact they're nomadic desert dwellers. And that they're adorable, fun sized foxes who sing songs about alpacas. And that they have severed fox tails hanging from their caravans for some reason...


FiraFoxy

For the fox tails, I'm pretty sure they're just Foxflowers (also found in Highmountain in Legion!), or perhaps rather, a plant sharing the model without a known name. You can see them growing around the Oasis in Vol'dun if you look around. Not that I don't appreciate the severed fox tails angle, though!


AntiBox

Definitely void elves. Not only are they such a lazily made race, but why did Alliance need belves again?


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LOL mechagnomes are easily worse.


AntiBox

You know, I'm going to just concede this to you. I genuinely forgot they existed and I'm saddened that you reminded me of that.


Grockr

> why did Alliance need belves again? Because high elves have been classic part of the Alliance since at leat WC2 and have been popping up in WoW pretty much every expansion, and has been a staple member of "good guys"/"protagonist races" in fantasy for decades beforehand. Though adding by "Void Elves" Blizzard managed to say "fuck you" both to people who wanted proper lore-friendly High Elves and to people who had legitimate concerns about giving "BElf models" to Alliance. As well as ridiculing the previous argument of "there's too few of them to be playable". Definitely one of the worst additions. Beats even mechagnomes.


Diribiri

Except you can make a Void Elf look like a High Elf and RP your way through to the generic elf you've always dreamed of. You can't do anything like that with Mechagnomes. Don't we have enough generic races? I'd rather have Void Elves. At least they're 5% unique.


Grockr

They only added skin color options in Shadowlands, but even then there's still no blonde or brown options, only blues, purples and grays. And pretty much all longer hairstyles have those void elf tentacles. That limits the appearance options quite a bit You could roleplay of course, but what was the point of inventing an entirely new, irrelevant and unwanted race of new elves, when there already has been old and heavily requested option that would've been much better fit? Blizzard didn't even bother to make VE originate from HE, they literally just made them a tiny group BE exiles, instead of utilizing returned Alleria to re-introduce HEs back to Alliance, wtf?


_Surge

where do i sign up


Isakbanton1337

That's why the alliance is superior, as long as we don't mention then worgens... and pandas... and elfs that live in the forest who are obsessed with turning into animals...


Nirathiel

If we also ignore the fat humans, diaper gnomes and slightly holier draenei.


Grockr

Thats why Alliance is superior if you ignore all parts of it that aren't stereotypical fantasy white humans.


princessspeach_

So are there no good horde rp realms? Is this all it is? Someone help a new orc out here lol


Moyankee

I used to RP a dwarf in a dwarf only guild around the time of WotLK. Spent a bunch of in game time drinking and killing goblins back when Emerald Dream was PvP/RP. Absolutely wrecked my faction with the cartel. Good times.