By - TruthSpeaker68
Not enough BElves in slutmogs.
They aren't there to RP. They stand still and let people jerk off to them.
Actual RPers usually do actual RP. I doubt even ERPers do the uwu shit. This is solely people making fun of what they think (E)RP looks like.
I RPed with a bunch of Vulpera when they first came out. Most were just doing the usual campfire RP in Orgrimmar. Only one was a bit weird, talking about his "owner" and whatnot.
That, right there, is the OwO shit. But frankly I find goblins to be way more sexualized. I've come across more of the"Miss February", uses "bimbo" in their trp, flirts with anything and everything type goblins than the cringey furries.
Also every orc woman has a penis. I know this because they're not subtle about it. At all.
Buddy, you have absolutely no idea how much I know that. High five.
Its not exactly limited to the ERP, 80% of the porn pieces as well.
Actual war crime.
Or night elves.
This one time some friends and I came across a cool night elf character. Seemed like a more traditional type rather than a purple human we usually saw.
Then when their priest friend came along, they emoted something "stirring" in their groin.
NOPE. NOPE. ABORT MISSION. GET OUT.
To be fair, horny goblins is canon. [This](https://wow.zamimg.com/uploads/guide/images/20115.jpg?maxWidth=800) is the first thing you see when you create a Goblin.
Anyone else remember the quest in WoD when you have to find the goblin boy's most prized possession in the middle of the saberon camp, and it's all dirty magazines and pin up calendars? And when you turn it in he says he has some "... business" to attend to?
Yeah, but it's one out of 20 maybe with the owo shit. is what I meant.
Oh, fair. I stopped paying attention to vulpera. I just don't care when I'm on my orc lol.
Honestly I don't even see them that much anymore, they were HUGE when they were released but most people went back to their mains I feel. Not many actually decided to main a Vulpera for good it seems.
I dunno. I haven't rped much since pre-Shadowlands. I just hop on here and there and get weirded out by some of the people there.
I meant in general. Couldn't queue for a dungeon back in fall without getting at least 3 vulpera in your group.
Based on my experience on Argent Dawn EU WoW RP is a few Human Paladins afking in front of the Stormwind Cathedral for hours.
Never done it alliance side, but Horde is mostly happening in guilds and out in the wilds. There's the occasional flare up in Orgrimmar when a bunch of people put up a campfire and start talking ICly but it's not a regular thing.
You might happen across a bunch of crazy seafood suppliers in various inns across Azeroth though ;)
Which is ironic, all the ERP is in sliver moon and it's blood elves doing most of it. The only time I saw un-ironic furry RP it was between a tauren and pandaren.
Most of the actual ERPers who are actually into furry stuff are likely hanging around Goldshire playing Worgen. ERP in general is more common on Alliance side to begin with since that's seen as the faction with the prettier races, hence why Goldshire specifically got infamous and you don't hear as much about any specific Horde town/city. But yeah, almost all the Vulpera you'd see running around going "OwO" are just doing it to troll basically.
Amusingly on AD, all the Goldshire types have migrated to Stormwind since their old hub is almost entirely trolls and tourists ruining their ERP.
Stormwind docks is the new Goldshire. Especially late at night. But even in the day you'll see very sexual bimbos, femboys, etc just walking around in broad daylight talking about horse dick potions (yes that happened).
I don't care what people do in private but some people treat the game like it's F-List or something and just have sexual dialogue and emotes in public channels...
Non-rpers make up some of the most ridiculous stories about their 'bad' experiences with rpers. Like just blatantly not true for anyone who has spent any time on an rp server.
But where else would you see one of the hag witches from Drustvar doing a lap dance for a female Mag'har orc (presumably used a toy that mirrors appearance of target).
Because vulpera = bad, now gimme my karma!
I don't even get why people hate Goldshire so much. It's easily avoided if it's not your kind of thing. And whenever I went there for a laugh, it honestly just reminded me of IRC in the 90s. Mostly people talking about mundane shit while a handful of others indulge in... Alternative activities.
I dunno, man. I don't get why people can't just enjoy what they enjoy when it doesn't hurt anyone. Whether that be choosing a fox-person as their avatar in a fantasy world or hanging around in an imaginary tavern without clothes on.
Real erp is fine. Porn without plot is boring.
Supposedly Horde heavy rp realms exist. Supposedly.
You'll hardly ever see ERPers in Moon Guard outside Goldshire. It is what it is.
As a longtime horde RPer, it's both. Always has been.
There's also a third and fourth thing: edgelord bloodelves being turbo emo and turbo emo edgelord blood elves ERPing.
I mean it hasn't ALWAYS been.
Originally there were orcs, undead, trolls, tauren and that's it.
Haha! Look at you, pretending tauren aren't furries. What a champ!
I feel like Tauren would fit more with the same people that actually like horses in /that/ way, not furries. Although maybe those two aren't exactly exclusive either.
But what do I know, I just link furries to fursuits and that's about my knowledge of them outside the 'owo' stuff.
I think we're getting pretty close to the point where Blood Elves have been part of the horde longer than the Horde has existed without Blood Elves, counting from Warcraft 1
Just imagine if people actually RPd as orcs properly...
I can almost guarantee you would have MASSIVE Mak'Gora tournaments going on right outside the Valley of Strength. That would be badass!
Too much UwU not enough MoowU
My wife indulges my furry fantasies on worgen, not vulpera.
Why not both?
Because I dont feel sexy playing male vulpera.
But... The worgen in game are more like inverted trapezoids compared to their muscular looking versions on posters and trailers. How exactly do you feel "sexy"?
*Pen click noise*
Hmm... well, in part, the sillhouette is more masculine. Furthermore, I hide shoulders which really shows off those sexy delts.
And female gilneans just want someone to pat them on the head and tell them they are a good girl...
Interesting... *Pen writing noises* ✍✍✍
I see, I see... Explain to me, are you and your significant canine of the same fur color?
Who said you'd be the one playing the vulpera?
OP: Ew vulpera!
Also OP: How To Train Your Dragon fanboy UwU
Oh and I've just came across all the transphobia and homophobia. Niiiice. Now *that's* what I expect from my Toothless-lovin' tough guys of WoW.
All that stuff is shitty, but I find it hilarious that you dug through his profile after he talked smack about furries
Don't forget the anti-vaxxer posts too! OP must be a straight-up *delight* at parties.
This guy's post history aside. This post was clearly humour and you took it way too seriously and way too personally.
On the other hand, the post is... just not funny.
OP also stole and desecrated somebody's art/character for their "humor".
I think it's funny, I've definitely seen some weird Vulpera yiffing around
Imagine being so bad at a games that you have to complain about it on reddit as your last resort and hope they will apply the right nerfs, while you're looking at memes from a kids movie and tell people that being gay is wrong on the internet, because you think the sole reason for you not getting laid is because lesbians take your potential partner out off the race. And that's it.
Shitting on people on reddit, games you complain about all time and a kids movie. That's your life. Imagine.
Ofc he's pissed. I would be too.
I hope he turns gay in 3 years.
Uh oh, found the furry lmao.
He's making a joke don't get so upset
I'm also making a joke, sweetie. We can all be Schrödinger's asshole if we like.
Ya'll gotta stop redefining words. Nobody's afraid of gay people.
Found the triggered furry.
I'm really triggered right now, how'd ya guess
Man, Org rp was a mess when vulpera first came out. It actually legit killed my friends interest in rp on retail. Seeing the hotspot flooded with one bubbly, furry race (that was prob only added because of a mass of fans demanding it) just kinda kills the desire to do it. He went to rp on classic, I didn't follow because I don't care for classic. So, rip.
"you're triggered lol"
There is more than enough wrong with OP's post without resorting to attacking them personally. Have some class.
Cry me a river, build me a rainbow bridge, and get over it.
Cute vulpera art tbh
The problem with these Horde characters is they lack sophistication.
As an Alliance player I would love to have on of those Vulperas
Vulpera were a mistake.
Was just about to ask where it was from. It's adorable.
still Vulpera fits more to horde than Blood elves
blood elves are more horde than vulpera
no Vulpera are people wild scavengers of dunes and blood elves are fancy devolutions and Amani going to burn their city
You're right. Blood Elves are too good for the Horde.
The vulpera are genuinely one of the worst things ever added to this game.
They're absolutely great imo A nomadic desert people with a scavenger culture. What you're probably feeling contempt against are people portraying them in a way the game and lore doesn't.
This sentiment and the fact they anger some people so much is one of the biggest reasons I absolutely adore vulpera. Plus I like the fact they're nomadic desert dwellers. And that they're adorable, fun sized foxes who sing songs about alpacas. And that they have severed fox tails hanging from their caravans for some reason...
For the fox tails, I'm pretty sure they're just Foxflowers (also found in Highmountain in Legion!), or perhaps rather, a plant sharing the model without a known name. You can see them growing around the Oasis in Vol'dun if you look around. Not that I don't appreciate the severed fox tails angle, though!
Definitely void elves. Not only are they such a lazily made race, but why did Alliance need belves again?
LOL mechagnomes are easily worse.
You know, I'm going to just concede this to you. I genuinely forgot they existed and I'm saddened that you reminded me of that.
> why did Alliance need belves again?
Because high elves have been classic part of the Alliance since at leat WC2 and have been popping up in WoW pretty much every expansion, and has been a staple member of "good guys"/"protagonist races" in fantasy for decades beforehand.
Though adding by "Void Elves" Blizzard managed to say "fuck you" both to people who wanted proper lore-friendly High Elves and to people who had legitimate concerns about giving "BElf models" to Alliance.
As well as ridiculing the previous argument of "there's too few of them to be playable".
Definitely one of the worst additions. Beats even mechagnomes.
Except you can make a Void Elf look like a High Elf and RP your way through to the generic elf you've always dreamed of. You can't do anything like that with Mechagnomes.
Don't we have enough generic races? I'd rather have Void Elves. At least they're 5% unique.
They only added skin color options in Shadowlands, but even then there's still no blonde or brown options, only blues, purples and grays. And pretty much all longer hairstyles have those void elf tentacles. That limits the appearance options quite a bit
You could roleplay of course, but what was the point of inventing an entirely new, irrelevant and unwanted race of new elves, when there already has been old and heavily requested option that would've been much better fit?
Blizzard didn't even bother to make VE originate from HE, they literally just made them a tiny group BE exiles, instead of utilizing returned Alleria to re-introduce HEs back to Alliance, wtf?
where do i sign up
That's why the alliance is superior, as long as we don't mention then worgens... and pandas... and elfs that live in the forest who are obsessed with turning into animals...
If we also ignore the fat humans, diaper gnomes and slightly holier draenei.
Thats why Alliance is superior if you ignore all parts of it that aren't stereotypical fantasy white humans.
So are there no good horde rp realms? Is this all it is? Someone help a new orc out here lol
I used to RP a dwarf in a dwarf only guild around the time of WotLK. Spent a bunch of in game time drinking and killing goblins back when Emerald Dream was PvP/RP. Absolutely wrecked my faction with the cartel. Good times.