T O P

I REALLY F******’D Up boys. My dad passed away and left me $100,000 to have. I decided to trade it this week on the way down. I hammered puts on Wednesday and swung them. Work up the the Bank of England bailing the market out and the S&P50 rose 2% that day. I realized the Losses and now have shit

I'm in this with you.

A glowing commendation for all to see

Thank you stranger. Shows the award.

Shows the Silver Award... and that's it.

I don't need it, I don't even necessarily want it, but I've got some cash to burn so I'm gonna get it.

Can't stop seeing stars

To pay respects.

When laughter meets percussion

Gives 700 Reddit Coins and a month of r/lounge access and ad-free browsing.

When you come across a feel-good thing.

I'm buying what you're selling

*Lowers face into palm*

The pet of course